"Damn, why did so many people suddenly come out of nowhere to help you?"

Wang Ge looked at Li Zhimeng, because the hero's plan to save the United States was in vain, and he looked unwilling.

By this time, the playground had returned to calm.

Under the overwhelming crowd, the four people naturally immediately coaxed and left the playground in a gloomy manner.

When they left, the people around them saw that there was no excitement, so they naturally scattered.

"This is a network, do you know what a network is?"

Li Zhimeng had a small white chin and a smug expression.

Wang Ge disdainful: "What kind of connections, what kind of ability is to bully more and less." ”

"Huh?"

Li Zhimeng thought for two seconds, turned his head, and said to Gu Panyan in a matter-of-fact manner, "Sister Yan, look at him, he actually helped those people talk, I seriously suspect that those people were invited by him to come over to act, so that he can come to a hero to save the beauty, well, it is recommended to investigate strictly." ”

"Huh? Is that so? ”

Gu Panyan looked at Wang Ge with a smile.

"How is that possible, am I that kind of person?"

Wang Ge waved his hand, "What kind of hero saves the beauty, the other party has three or four muscular men, how can I, a pampered young master, be able to fight?" ”

"If you can't beat it, you have to fight it."

Li Zhimeng waved his small fist and said with a serious face, "With my experience in watching TV series for so many years, as far as heroes save beauty, beating hooligans away like a god descends to earth, far from being beaten by hooligans with a blue nose and swollen face, and insisting on protecting girls is heartwarming." ”

"You're quite right."

Wang Ge nodded in agreement, and then spread his hands and said, "But the reality is not a TV series, I was beaten and my nose and face were swollen, how can I protect girls?" ”

“…… Oh yes. ”

Li Zhimeng patted his head and fell into thought, "If you can't fight, you can't run, and there is no one to help, then what should I do?" ”

"Of course, hide behind your girlfriend and let her beat them."

Wang Ge turned his head seriously and winked at Gu Panyan, "You're right, Yanbao?" ”

Gu Panyan glanced at him, too lazy to take care of this goods.

Li Zhimeng: "......"

"Wow, feed me dog food again, right!?"

She was furious, "Then don't blame me!" ”

"Huh?"

Just when Wang Ge was curious about what Li Zhimeng had to do, he saw the girl put her hand in her trouser pocket, and then took out a bottle...... Anti-wolf spray.

"When I encounter a hooligan, I can't run, I can't fight, no one helps, what should I do?"

"Don't worry, don't be afraid!"

She used her voice to raise the spray in her hand with a serious face, "Egg brand anti-wolf spray, which contains high-strength capsaicin, can produce tenth-level burning pain to the human eye that lasts for an hour!" The effective range is over four meters, and it can shoot more than 30 times in a row, with a strong impact and can still be used against headwinds! With just one tap, the hooligan instantly becomes blind!

Egg brand anti-wolf spray, anti-wolf spray full of security!

Egg brand anti-wolf spray, a must-have anti-wolf spray at home when you go out to travel, kill people and cross goods, you deserve it! ”

Wang Ge: "......"

What are you kid doing with this advertisement?

"No, why do good people always carry a bottle of anti-wolf spray in their pockets?"

He wondered.

"Indeed."

Li Zhimeng nodded thoughtfully, then took out a pen and a lipstick from his jacket pocket, and said seriously, "Good people usually carry three bottles of anti-wolf spray with them. ”

Wang Ge: ???

These two things just look like pens and lipsticks, but they're actually anti-wolf sprays?

"It's inevitable that there will be a shortage of just one bottle."

Li Zhimeng explained with a smile, "For example, the spray of this egg card is a liquid water column, which has a strong impact and a long range, but the hit rate is not very high, which is suitable for use when the wind is headwind;

This pen spews out a diffuse mist that covers a wider area, making it ideal for dealing with multiple enemies and hitting enemies at close range.

This lipstick is also sprayed with a column of water, but it will spread with distance, and on the basis of the natural high concentration of capsaic, it is also added with 1.5% super tear gas CS ingredient, which has super strong attack power, and is suitable for fighting long-distance enemies......"

After this introduction, not only Wang Ge was silent, but even Gu Panyan was silent.

"This lipstick and pen are what I use all the time and carry with me all the time."

Li Zhimeng put the lipstick and pen back in his pocket, and pointed to the bottle of anti-wolf spray that he took out first, "This egg brand is my new advertisement recently, how about the advertising just now?" You alright? ”

Gu Panyan thought for a while, "This kind of thing, it's better to explain the advantages and disadvantages clearly, right?" ”

"Uh-huh, of course, I'll definitely add that later."

Li Zhimeng nodded again and again.

“…… It's not, wait. ”

Wang Ge raised his hand to pause, "You are a singing blogger, receiving an advertisement for anti-wolf spray?" Make no mistake, right? ”

"This is the advertisement I received on my trumpet."

Li Zhimeng said.

"Trumpet?"

"That's right."

Li Zhimeng explained, "Another short video account I opened some time ago is to do travel vlogs. ”

As she spoke, she took out her mobile phone and called up her trumpet to show Wang Ge.

As soon as Wang Ge took it, his eyes widened, "Damn, it's only been nine videos, and it's already 500,000 fans?" ”

"Hehe, although a blogger friend helped me promote it, but it's really fast to increase my followers."

She stuck out her little tongue: "My singing blogger has been singing seriously for a year, and I only have 900,000 fans, but this, I just learned from other vlog bloggers to do it casually, and the number of fans is very fast." ”

Wang Ge didn't speak, just flipped down, good guy, nine videos, almost every video has hundreds of millions of views, and the likes are also in the hundreds of thousands, or even millions.

Very shocking number.

Sure enough, modern people are still very keen on tourism.

"Tsk, what kind of shit luck are you taking?" Wang Ge shook his head and sighed, "Sure enough, the old saying is true, stupid people have stupid blessings." ”

"What did you say?"

Li Zhimeng's eyes widened, and he retorted: "Who do you look down on, I am strength, do you know the strength!?" ”

"Shit luck."

"Strength!"

"Shit luck!"

"Strength!"

"Yanbao, you say, isn't this shit luck?"

"Nonsense, this is obviously strength! Why aren't other travel bloggers as good as me? ”

"There are more people than you!"

Caught in the middle, Gu Panyan: "......"

"Stop arguing, shut up."

She couldn't stand these two people anymore, so she didn't have a good breath and said, "If you quarrel again, you two will close your mouths." ”

Both men were silenced at the same time.

"Hmph, I won't fight with you, I'll sing."

Li Zhimeng snatched his mobile phone back, raised his little head, turned his head and left.

"It's like I'm willing to quarrel with you."

Wang Ge gave her middle finger at her back.

Gu Panyan: "......"

"You two came out of kindergarten?"

She glanced at Wang Ge and asked.

"What a kindergarten."

Wang Ge waved his hand, his face full of disdain, "She also deserves to be in a kindergarten with Young Master Ben?" ”

PS: That egg brand anti-wolf spray is pure fiction, if there is really this brand, I will change it immediately

(End of chapter)