"Brother, what do you say, what is the meaning of living this life?"

Just said goodbye to Yanbao and returned to the bedroom, after washing, lying on the bed and looking at the message sent by his brother, Wang Ge fell into deep thought.

What's wrong with this?

Emo?

It's not even twelve o'clock.

He thought for a moment, then turned his head and asked his roommate Zhang Yongwen, who was fighting the landlord: "Brother Wen, you say, what is the meaning of living this life?" ”

"I don't know, what does it mean to him, just live comfortably."

Zhang Yongwen said casually, and asked a little puzzled, "What's the matter, Brother Wang?" Why do you suddenly ask this? Broke up with your girlfriend? ”

Wang Ge conveyed what Zhang Yongwen said to his brother as it was, and then read out his brother's reply: "Your teacher Jiang won't let me drink Sprite, I'm very sad." ”

“…… Mr. Jiang? ”

Zhang Yongwen was stunned for a moment, "Who?" Teach what, tube so wide? ”

"Someone who teaches languages."

Wang Ge replied casually, and once again conveyed Zhang Yongwen's words to his brother as they were, and Wang Sheng was silent for two seconds, giving him a question mark.

"No, who are you, are you really my brother?"

Zhang Yongwen was even more confused: "Are you studying university Chinese now?" I remember that our college didn't only study in the third year? ”

"Uh...... High school teacher. ”

Wang Ge continued to talk nonsense and make things up, "She has become my sister-in-law, and she likes to manage me as before, not letting me do this or that, it's old and hateful." ”

"Sister-in-law?"

Zhang Yongwen's tone became a little weird.

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After living together for more than a semester, Wang Ge knew Zhang Yongwen very well, and when he heard his tone, he knew what he wanted to say, so he immediately scolded, "Don't make this kind of obscene joke." ”

"Hahaha."

Zhang Yongwen laughed twice, turned his head and continued to play the game.

He is such a character, he likes to make some obscene jokes with the same sex, but he can't say anything in front of the opposite sex.

Wang Ge knew what kind of person Zhang Yongwen was, so he didn't pay attention to him, and continued to reply to his brother: "Isn't it just that you won't let you drink Sprite, what is this, my girlfriend won't let me step on two boats." ”

“…… Isn't it supposed not to let you pedal two boats? ”

"Isn't that what you should do if you don't drink Sprite? I remember seeing it somewhere, drinking too many carbonated drinks seems to affect fertility or something. ”

"It doesn't matter, we don't plan to have children anyway."

Wang Sheng didn't care.

"Then you drink it secretly, don't let her find out."

Wang Ge replied seriously, "I also secretly stepped on two boats before. ”

"Before?"

"Now I've been caught raping and forced to be above board."

Wang Sheng: "......"

He asked tentatively, "Are you okay now, brother?" There's no missing arms or legs, right? ”

"It's okay now."

Wang Ge replied, "But tomorrow it may not be." ”

"What's going on tomorrow?"

"Tomorrow she's going to take me to the gym."

"Boxing gym? What do you do in the gym? ”

“…… It can't be a date anyway. ”

Wang Sheng didn't seem to know what to say, and replied with a "6" half-ringing.

"It's just a beating, it's not gone, I've been beaten every day lately, and I'm almost used to it."

"It's okay to be beaten."

Wang Sheng said, "I thought that with Gu Panyan's character, she would have to skin you alive, then put your leather cover on the puppet, and then paste your headshot on the puppet's face, and finally spend the rest of her life with the puppet." ”

"Don't talk nonsense, how can my cigarette treasure be so ferocious."

Wang Ge immediately retorted, "It's too much to be flayed alive, she will at least leave me a whole corpse." ”

"Well, it's a bit cruel, and then she'll have to go to prison for the rest of her life, even if my parents and I understand and forgive her behavior."

Wang Sheng thought for a moment and said seriously, "So, it's better to take a small boat and go away with your head." ”

"Impossible, absolutely impossible."

Wang Ge still retorted, "It's better to make my corpse into a specimen than to hold my head." ”

"Damn, it has to be you, brother, why didn't I think I could make a specimen......"

"Because you're stupid."

“……”

In this way, the brothers had a fierce discussion on the two topics of "the ferocity of Gu Panyan" and "Wang Ge's death".

After the discussion, Wang Sheng suddenly asked again: "By the way, brother, I heard that another girlfriend of yours who didn't take the college entrance examination became a professor in your school?" How did she do it? ”

"It's just a visiting professor, who has no real power, and his status is not as good as that of an ordinary lecturer." Wang Ge explained.

"Oh, that's the adjunct professor, isn't it?" Wang Sheng suddenly wondered, "That part-time professor is not easy to be, right?" I wanted to work part-time, but I didn't want it. ”

You're a fart, you can't even pass the graduate exam, what do people want you to do...... Wang Ge muttered in his heart, but asked on his face: "Which university, so faceless?" ”

"I forgot, it seems to be a 985." Wang Sheng said, "After all, I am the eldest young master of the Wang family, and when I go out, I represent the face of our Wang family, even if I am part-time, I can't find too bad, right?" ”

985, that's pretty much the same for Dad to go...... Wang Ge was silent for two seconds and said, "You really don't have the slightest bit of self-knowledge. ”

"Thank you for the compliment, you Teacher Jiang often praise me like this."

After saying this, Wang Sheng said again: "By the way, I went to the Comic Con today and took a lot of beautiful coser photos, do you want to see it?" ”

Wang Sheng himself is not a two-dimensional enthusiast, but he likes to go to comic conventions very much.

Not only can you see a lot of beautiful coser ladies, but the more important reason is that most comic conventions will have dancing, and he just rushes to see the dance.

Capital dancing enthusiasts.

"Look at it, you have to see it."

Wang Ge said decisively.

Who doesn't like to look at it, if you don't look at it, you don't look at it.

A few seconds later, Wang Sheng sent a large series of photos, all of which were young ladies wearing beautiful cos costumes.

Wang Ge immediately admired it with relish.

"Well, it's good."

"This one looks good, too."

"Although it is not as good as Xixi and Yanbao......"

"Oh, this is so sexy!"

Flipping through it casually, Wang Ge suddenly saw a photo that looked extremely abrupt among the many beautiful cos suits.

In the photo, this person is wearing a green frog doll costume, with a frog hood in his arms, revealing a cute and beautiful little face, a pair of big apricot eyes bent into a crescent shape, facing the camera.

In terms of appearance, it is better than other coser sisters, but ...... Who's a good guy wearing a frog doll costume to a comic con?

It's still green.

Deduct points, deduct points, must deduct points!

Seeing this familiar and beautiful face, Wang Ge subconsciously smeared it in his heart.

(End of chapter)