Chapter 280: Dignified
"Ahhh Don't look! Turn your head away! β
Li Zhimeng hurriedly took two steps back, covered his chest with his hands, and said with a red face, "You've been watching it for so long before you reminded me, stinky rascal!" β
"Actually, I just found out, so I didn't see it much." Wang Ge explained.
"Really?"
Li Zhimeng was skeptical.
"Really."
Wang Ge's face was sincere.
Seeing that Li Zhimeng seemed to believe it, he breathed a sigh of relief, and then his eyes drifted around, while admiring the surrounding scenery, he comforted in his mouth, "Actually, it's nothing, the bag is tight, nothing is exposed, and it hasn't gone away, it's just that the clothes are close-fittingββ"
"You still said you didn't see it!"
Li Zhimeng let out a sharp explosion, "I didn't see how you know!?" β
Wang Ge: "......"
It's broken, it's exposed.
"Ahem, this, that, don't care about so many details......"
"Don't speak."
Li Zhimeng covered his chest with one hand, and with the other hand, he took out a lipstick-like thing from his body and pointed it at him, "Stay away from me, don't come here, the anti-wolf spray in my hand doesn't recognize people." β
ββ¦β¦ No, what do you think of me? β
Wang Ge's eyes widened, and he said angrily, "Let's not mention that I have two girlfriends who are like flowers, even if I don't, even if I don't, no matter how horny and perverted I am, I won't attack you, I'm not so hungry." β
"What do you mean by hunger!? You insult me! β
Li Zhimeng's eyes widened, and he pointed at him with the lipstick in his hand, "Give you another chance, say it well, otherwise I will invite you to eat anti-wolf spray for dinner!" β
"Ahem, what, I mean, we're good buddies, I can't think of you even if I have an idea for anyone."
Wang Ge raised his hand in surrender and said with a serious face, "What's more, you have helped me so much, if it weren't for you, I might have been in a mental hospital a long time ago, if I did anything bad to you, what was the difference between it and a beast?" β
Li Zhimeng listened to Wang Ge's words, as if he remembered something, and his little face became a little redder.
And she also found that Wang Ge is no better than her now, the same clothes are tightly attached to her body, and her sturdy figure is unobstructed, if it weren't for holding the big fish, maybe you can see the abdominal muscles......
Hiss...... How can I say it, I really want to touch it......
Phew! Li Zhimeng, what the hell are you thinking!
She condemned herself in her heart, and the temperature on her little face continued to rise.
Fortunately, her face was already quite red, so Wang Ge didn't find any clues.
"If you have something to say, put down the anti-wolf spray first, don't go off......"
Wang Ge persuaded.
"Oooh......"
Li Zhimeng came back to his senses, unscrewed the lid of the "anti-wolf spray" in his hand, revealed the lipstick inside, and applied it twice to his small mouth.
Rinse it again with your lips to make sure it spreads evenly.
Wang Ge was dumbfounded: "Isn't it anti-wolf spray?" β
"Hehe, lie to you, this is real lipstick."
Li Zhimeng put the lipstick back in his pocket and grinned, "I didn't bring anti-wolf spray today." β
was deceived by the fake anti-wolf spray, and Wang Ge was very angry.
So he threw aside the grass carp in his hand, stood up, and gradually approached Li Zhimeng, and said with a smile: "Since the anti-wolf spray is fake, then don't blame me for being rude." β
"No, brother."
Li Zhimeng stepped back in horror, "Are you so worthy of Sister Yan and Yanyanzi?" β
"It's okay, when I take you first and then throw your body into the wilderness, who will know what I have done? Hahahahaha. β
Wang Ge laughed sinisterly.
"Wow, I know you've been plotting against me for a long time!"
Li Zhimeng's expression suddenly changed, revealing an expression of 'I knew it was like this', and unhurriedly took out another pen, revealing a smile that was even more sinister than Wang Ge, "Actually, I brought anti-wolf spray, just to test and test what crooked thoughts you have, can't you?" β
Wang Ge: "......"
Li Zhimeng: "The ...... of the Weaver Tree"
"You're a big-headed ghost."
Wang Ge knocked on her head angrily, "Don't make trouble, hurry up and pack your things and go back." β
"Oh......"
Li Zhimeng covered the place where he was knocked, put the pen back, and then muttered proudly, "Hehe, in fact, this is not anti-wolf spray, I bought it for five yuan in the supermarket downstairs of the hotel yesterday." β
Wang Ge, who turned back to get the fish: "......"
He was secretly glad that he had stopped in time, otherwise this wave of games would have been a complete loss.
The two men quickly cleaned up, but did not go back immediately.
The main reason is that Li Zhimeng is a little shy about her current appearance and is embarrassed to meet people.
She planned to go back when her clothes were a little dry and less snuggly.
The two chatted casually by the river for a while, and took turns to take a photo with the big grass carp, Li Zhimeng P himself in the photo and then posted it to Moments, while Wang Ge sent the photo to his father and showed off fiercely.
Subsequently, Li Zhimeng raised the mobile phone again, and the two took a few group photos together.
"Today, the two of us caught this fish together, so it's a draw, regardless of victory or defeat, okay?"
"You still have a little conscience."
"I call this pattern, do you understand the pattern?"
Li Zhimeng grimaced at him, "You think everyone is as stingy as you." β
"Ah, yes, yes, I'm stingy, I'm stingy, I shouldn't have jumped down with you and let you drown in it."
"It's too late to regret it now, brother."
ββ¦β¦β
And just like that, the time came to almost seven o'clock in the evening.
The summer days are extraordinarily long, and even after seven o'clock, the sky is still bright, but a little more dim.
One of them carried fishing gear, and the other carried a bucket of fish, and set out on the path back.
The setting sun stretched their backs for a long, long time.
β¦β¦
"You two are ...... Fell into the water? β
Gu Panyan looked at the two people who were wet on their bodies, frowned and asked.
"It's all her fault."
Wang Ge pointed at Li Zhimeng, "After fishing for a long time, I finally caught one, but she got off the hook, she was in a hurry, and jumped down directly to fight with the fish in the water." β
"It's your responsibility."
Li Zhimeng said angrily, "Didn't you say that it was okay for you to take the fishing rod, but the fish was unhooked, otherwise I would have jumped down?" β
"Then if you don't hook it, you can catch it once and you can't catch it a second time? As for jumping? β
"You haven't caught it once, how can you be embarrassed to say such a thing, I seriously suspect that you are jealous of me and deliberately let the fish unhook!"
"Huh? I'm jealous of you? Laugh to death, it's just bad luck today, I'll catch you ten or eight in minutes tomorrow. β
"Blow it, you'll be there."
ββ¦β¦β
Seeing these two people frantically throwing the pot here, Gu Panyan and Chen Yanxi glanced at each other, Gu Panyan showed helplessness, and Chen Yanxi had a smile in his eyes.
In the end, it was Gu Panyan who stopped them: "Okay, don't make any noise, hurry up and take a shower and change clothes, don't infect me with a cold when the time comes." β
(End of chapter)