Chapter 295: I'm going to give Sister Yan a monkey!
"That's because she's older than me! A few years older than me! ”
Li Zhimeng snorted angrily, "I'm still young, so I'm not in a hurry about that kind of thing." ”
Hearing this, Wang Ge's gaze moved uncontrollably, and he quickly shifted his gaze, coughing and said, "Actually, it's not small......
"Stinky rascals! Don't think I didn't see it! ”
Li Zhimeng exploded, and turned his head to go to Gu Panyan to complain, "Sister Yan-"
"Hey, don't, don't."
Wang Ge hurriedly grabbed her and clasped his hands together, "I was wrong, the woman spares her life." ”
Li Zhimeng snorted and pointed to the box on the ground, "Help me get my equipment ready." ”
"It's coming, it's coming."
……
Three beauties and a handsome guy, three make pancakes and one sings, plus Li Zhimeng's singing is good, and the pancakes made by Chen Yanxi are also very fragrant, which naturally attracts many tourists around.
Fortunately, they chose a relatively remote corner of the scenic spot, which would not hinder other tourists from visiting the scenic spot, otherwise they might have to be driven away by the staff of the scenic spot.
Li Zhimeng is worthy of being a social master, facing dozens of onlookers without stage fright, holding a microphone and grinning:
"Everyone is welcome to listen to the song, I hope everyone is quiet, don't make noise, those who have money hold a money field, those who don't have money hold a personal field, thank you! If you're hungry, you can buy pancakes and fruits, and the beautiful women who make pancakes and fruits over there are five-Michelin-starred chefs, and they're super delicious! ”
There is a broken bowl in front of her, and there is a WeChat payment code next to the bowl, which is quite professional.
Chen Yanxi's side of the customers who bought pancakes and fruits was also endless, but because there was only one pot for making pancakes, they could only be made one by one, so they were very slow, and Wang Ge and Gu Panyan were powerless to help.
However, the customers were not dissatisfied, and although the weather was a little hot, they could still listen to the songs.
There are many customers who will ask them curiously what their relationship is, to which Wang Ge will answer with a serious face: "We are a family." ”
Asked in depth, Wang Ge didn't answer, leaving only an unfathomable smile.
There are also a few customers who will point to Li Zhimeng next to him and ask, "Is she also a member of your family?" ”
Then Wang Ge would nod his head and say seriously, "She is our child, and she just turned eighteen this year." ”
Don't say it, there are really people who believe it, and asked Wang Ge how old he is this year with a surprised face.
Then the other customers laughed good-naturedly.
At noon, Li Zhimeng was also tired of singing, so he ran to the stall for an intermission.
Gu Panyan handed her a made pancake fruit, and she was not polite, so she took it and ate it.
While eating, she looked at the long line in front of the pancake stall and said proudly, "Look, I have attracted so many customers for you, am I amazing?" ”
", it's obviously because the pancakes made by Nozomi are delicious."
Wang Ge looked disdainful, "It's the opposite of Tiangang." ”
"Nonsense, it's obviously because I sing well."
Li Zhimeng was unconvinced, "If you don't believe it, let's find someone to ask." ”
Wang Ge was not convinced, and immediately said: "Go, go and ask!" ”
Gu Panyan was a little speechless at these two people, but he didn't stop them.
Then he turned his head to stare at some sneaky guy in the crowd, his expression playful.
At this time, Li Zhimeng had already casually stopped a bald brother who looked nearly thirty years old, and asked sincerely: "Big brother, let me ask you a question, did you come here because you wanted to listen to me sing?" ”
"Nonsense, the eldest brother must have come here because he wanted to eat pancakes!"
Wang Ge said firmly.
"Don't talk, you let the eldest brother say it himself."
"Okay, big brother, you say, why did you come here?"
Under the expectant gaze of Wang Ge and Li Zhimeng, the bald brother in his thirties scratched the back of his head and said embarrassedly, "I'm here to see the beauty......"
Wang Ge: "......"
Li Zhimeng: "......"
"Big brother, in fact, sometimes, we don't have to be so sincere......"
"Yes, yes, be hypocritical, be good for everyone."
"Oooh."
The eldest brother is now learning and using, and said, "I came here blindly." ”
"Good, good."
Wang Ge and Li Zhimeng were about to ask others again, but they found that Gu Panyan suddenly walked out from behind the pancake stall, walked straight to the crowd, and came to a short man.
"What are you doing?"
The short man looked puzzled.
"I've long seen that you're not a good thing."
Gu Panyan sighed, "Did you hand it over yourself, or did I search it out of you?" ”
"What are you talking about?"
The man is obviously a habitual offender, and his psychological quality is very good.
"What's the situation?"
"What's wrong? Did he steal something? ”
When the other customers saw the excitement, they all came over and asked curiously.
"She framed me for no reason, saying I stole something!"
The short man actually sued the wicked first, looked at the customers who came to watch, and said with an innocent face, "I'm just hungry, I want to buy a pancake fruit to eat, I have always been honestly in line, and I didn't cut the line, she came over for no reason and said that I stole something, everyone, I was wronged!" ”
His acting skills are quite good, and his words are true, just like the real thing.
"Hey, brother, this scene is so familiar."
Li Zhimeng pulled Wang Ge's clothes and whispered, "An idol drama I've watched seems to be this plot, the heroine catches the thief, the thief's acting skills are very good, and he doesn't admit it, but the onlookers don't believe the heroine, the heroine is watched by so many people, and she explains in a panic, but few people believe her, and they are about to cry." ”
She stretched out her hand and gestured, her eyebrows fluttering, "Then the male protagonist fell from the sky at this time, the hero saved the beauty, and gained the favor of the female protagonist...... Brother, it's time for you to play, come on! ”
Wang Ge was speechless: "Let's not talk about whether the onlookers in reality will be as stupid as in idol dramas, just say, do you think your Sister Yan is the kind of person who will cry if no one believes her?" ”
As soon as his words fell, Gu Panyan looked like, 'I'm too lazy to talk nonsense to you, you don't deserve to listen', and reached out to grab the short man.
There are many ways to solve the problem, and she chooses the simplest and crudest one.
The short man smiled secretly, don't look at his short appearance, he actually often goes to the gym, belongs to the kind of stripping and meat, this little girl dares to do it with herself, I really don't know what to do.
But he's a smart guy and would never do anything with a girl when so many people are watching.
So he just dodged back, and after he dodged, he stood on the moral high ground and accused the other party of beating people.
He believes that after this set of small combos, even if the other party is a beautiful girl, there will be many onlookers who will support him.
However, the ideal is very plump, the reality is very skinny, and there was a problem in the first step of his plan - he couldn't dodge Gu Panyan's seemingly weak hand.
Before he could figure out the situation, he was knocked to the ground by Gu Panyan.
"You ......"
He glared at Gu Panyan, and was about to raise his head when he was stepped on by the girl.
"The level is too poor."
Under the stunned gaze of the onlookers, Gu Panyan stepped on his head, bent down and took out a wallet from his clothes pocket.
casually handed the wallet to a stunned aunt next to her, turned around and returned to the pancake stall, without saying a word the whole time, only leaving a handsome back for the audience.
The onlookers were directly stunned.
The young girls are even more starry in their eyes, as if they are about to call their husbands in the next second.
Li Zhimeng is similar: "Woo woo, Sister Yan is so handsome, 10,000 times stronger than the heroine of idol dramas, I want to give Sister Yan a monkey ......"
(End of chapter)