Chapter 335: The Tutorial Misunderstands Me!
Li Zhimeng! What the hell are you doing? You're a idiot to open the door to a fool, stupid!"
On the second floor of the cat café where Wang Ge and Chen Yanxi opened a cram school, the owner of the cat café and Li Zhimeng's sister, a woman named He He Jin, scolded in a broken heart:
"Originally, I had a plan for you, go to the snack street to eat snacks, pretend not to eat half of it, and give the rest to Wang Ge to eat, so as to create indirect kissing, but no matter what you eat, there is nothing left, and Wang Ge is all overwhelmed, you are still eating there, are you a pig?"
"That, this ......"
Li Zhimeng whispered to defend himself, "I thought about waiting for me to eat enough to use this, but I didn't expect it......
"Didn't you think of anything?"
"I didn't think I could eat at all."
「???」
"Ahem, I didn't eat at noon, I'm hungry, it's understandable."
"Okay, okay, you're hungry, aren't you? What do you say about the movie theater?"
Li Zhimeng recalled, "It's about twenty or thirty milliliters...... Right?"
"Two glasses of poured goods, I shouldn't let you learn what to mix, just drinking beer is enough......
"Ah, this ......"
Even if the first two steps fail, but after all, you still have a bit of posture, as long as this step is successful, isn't it easy to win a stinky man? The result? What do you do? As soon as I opened the door this morning, I saw you both lying on the couch and the other on the ground, like dead pigs, screaming and not waking up. Let you get drunk with others, not let you get drunk directly with others!"
She angrily bent her fingers and knocked on Li Zhimeng's head, "There is also the matter of bartending, originally in the dead of night, lonely men and widows, the time and place are favorable, as long as you study carefully and mix the right drink, you can make him slightly drunk and successfully create an ambiguous atmosphere."
"Huh? Can I add more?"
Li Zhimeng's sister sighed and self-examined.
"Uh......"
"It's not my fault, it's a problem with the online tutorial!"
Li Zhimeng's sister continued to hit her head hard, and said angrily, "The author emphasized at the end of the tutorial that the specific amount of water added depends on the amount of alcohol consumed by the other party.
Li Zhimeng scratched his hair and sneered, "The movie is really good, sister, I recommend you to watch it too......
Li Zhimeng: "......"
"That's because you're an idiot and you're so anxious to forget the last reminder of the tutorial!"
"Absolutely."
"Okay, twenty or thirty milliliters, why don't you add more?"
"Ahhhh
Li Zhimeng's sister: "......"
This time, Li Zhimeng no longer made promises, but raised his hand and protested loudly, "I just made it step by step according to the tutorial, and the tutorial said that I was slightly drunk, but in fact I got drunk after taking a sip. The tutorial misled me!"
Her sister smiled, "Add a little more, and you two will be able to meet in the hospital today."
Li Zhimeng blinked his eyes and asked with some curiosity.
Why does the woman hate iron and steel, "I deliberately chose horror movies, didn't I just want to pretend to be scared when watching the movie and take the opportunity to get closer to Wang Ge? What are you doing? At the beginning of the movie, you forgot about it completely, and just watched the movie, and I wondered, is the movie so good?"
At first, she thought that if she drank beer, she drank and drank and toasted all the time, and it was easy to become a buddy.
It is necessary to get drunk quickly in order to achieve the purpose of creating an ambiguous atmosphere, so she asked Li Zhimeng to learn bartending.
I didn't expect this guy to mess up such a simple thing...... What a mistake, I knew I would have made a cup for the two of them myself......
"Ugh...... Haha......"
Li Zhimeng scratched his head in embarrassment and defended himself, "I think he is the eldest young master after all, and he has a banquet or something
I should have participated often, and the amount of alcohol should not be very bad, so I added a little more, who knew it would be like this......
"Okay, even if he drinks well, have you ever thought about yourself?"
Li Zhimeng's sister was laughed at by her, "He's a little drunk and wants to have an affair with you, what about you?" You take a sip and fall to the ground, what's the use? Who are you letting him have an affair with?"
"That's right!"
Hearing this, Li Zhimeng's eyes suddenly widened, he slapped his palm, and suddenly realized, "I forgot this!"
"You...... I ......."
Looking at her like this, the woman named What Jin held her forehead with one hand, and was completely speechless at this guy.
Is.
The mud can't hold up the wall.
Even with her own carefully designed and interlocking and ingenious plan, she still couldn't save this idiot.
"Tuk tuk."
There was a knock at the door, "That, Weaving, and Boss Li, if it's okay, I'll go back to school first."
"That's it?"
"Well, I still have a lesson today."
Wang Ge outside the door responded.
"Okay, go slowly, stay safe."
While speaking, she hurriedly shook her eyes at Li Zhimeng.
Li Zhimeng hurriedly stood up, pushed open the door and walked out, "Wait for me, brother, I'll send you."
"No, you better stay here and rest."
"No, no, no, if you want to send it, you have to send it......
「……」
Li Zhimeng's sister looked at the back of the two leaving, and sighed with some headaches.
Wang Ge has been running tutorial classes in her cat café for more than two years, and she knows very well that this product is a complete scumbag.
But his sister insists on liking him, what can he do?
Do you want to be like adults, to discipline, to stop, to be self-righteous and make your own decisions in the name of 'for her good'?
It's boring.
In this life, it is only a few decades, let her do whatever she wants.
Right or wrong.
Do what you want.
After all, you only have one life, and there is no chance to start over.
Even if you can eat candy every day when you grow up, it is difficult to have the same mood as a child.
The only thing I can do as a sister is to be a dog-headed military advisor, help her come up with ideas behind her back, and think of a way.
Thinking about it, she sighed again.
My sister is usually so clever, but her performance in this regard is inevitable
It's too stupid, it's not as good as the rebel I raised...... People are stupid, but they can finally find a partner, and they have several children.
…… Speaking of which, I haven't seen that rebel for a few days, I wonder if it misses me?
As if thinking of something happy, the woman with the name He He Jin curled the corners of her mouth, "Okay, it's decided, I'll go to the market to buy a few fish later, and go see the rebel and his family."
"Oh, I don't know if the child of the rebel has grown up a little bit these days, I'm really looking forward to it."
Rebel is a crocodile she raised, because during the meal, he mistakenly bit his father's arm, and almost used a death roll to bite off his father's arm, hence the name.
"Woohoo, rebel, I'm coming."
"Do you like Mommy's big fish? Well? Speak!"
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