"Ladies and gentlemen, men, women, children, fathers and fellow villagers! Good morning, noon and evening, everyone! ”

"Welcome to the special program of "Starting from the Pursuit of Genius Beautiful Girls", I am the host of this show."

"This program is exclusively titled and broadcast by Wang's Group."

"Okay, let's get down to business, and invite the guests of today's show to enter!"

"They are: Mr. Wang Ge, chairman of Wang's Group and a well-known entrepreneur!"

"Well-known scholar, Ms. Chen Yanxi!"

"A well-known psychiatrist, Ms. Gu Panyan!"

"And, tens of millions of fan bloggers, unknown singers, journalists, teachers, tour guides, bartenders, actors, waiters, and so on!"

"Hey, hey, hey."

Li Zhimeng poked his little head out of the backstage and shouted in protest: "Why do you want to say it because you don't know, you deliberately made me lose face, right?" It must be so, bastard. ”

"Ahem, don't worry about so many details."

The host coughed, "Okay, let's welcome the four guests with warm applause!" ”

(A round of applause here)

(Wang Ge and the four walked out of the backstage and took their seats)

"Okay, I believe that all the audience here are already familiar with these four people, so we will skip introducing ourselves and enter the interview session!"

"First of all, the first question: Mr. Wang Ge, please."

Wang Ge nodded slightly: "You say." ”

Looking at the manuscript in his hand, the host's eyebrows danced, "Mr. Wang Ge, among these three ladies, which one do you love the most?" ”

The words fell, and the three ladies all turned their eyes to Wang Ge.

Wang Ge: ?

"Which one do you like best?" Gu Panyan asked with a smile.

Chen Yanxi didn't speak, just looked at him with a smile.

Li Zhimeng lifted his white chin proudly, "You don't need to ask, you must love me the most." ”

"Uh, this ......"

Wang Ge pondered for two seconds, suddenly took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and made a call: "Hey, Xiao Li, I think this special program is full of malice towards me, I suddenly don't want to invest, yes, yes, let this show end here, withdraw your investment, withdraw immediately!" ”

"Hey, don't, don't, Mr. Wang, just kidding, if you have something to say, don't withdraw your investment......"

The host hurriedly remedied, "Change the problem, change the problem." ”

Wang Ge smiled and said, "Don't take it as an example." ”

"Oh, yes, okay."

The host wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said in his heart that he was worthy of being the chairman, and the sense of oppression was different.

"Mr. Host, the four of us are a unit, don't ask any more questions about individuals."

Chen Yanxi reminded, "If you can, it's best to ask something about us as a whole." ”

"That's right, that's right."

Li Zhimeng echoed with a smile next to him, "We are a family. ”

Gu Panyan rolled her eyes and didn't speak.

"Okay, okay."

The moderator turned the manuscript in his hand to the next page, "Then the next question is, who do you think is the most knowledgeable among the four of you?" ”

There is no doubt about this kind of problem, Wang Ge, Gu Panyan, Li Zhimeng, all three of them all pointed to Chen Yanxi.

Chen Yanxi also nodded and admitted: "It's me." ”

Moderator: "Okay, then, who do you think has the most experience among the four of you?" ”

There is still no controversy about this issue, and everyone stretched out their hands to Li Zhimeng.

Li Zhimeng laughed.

Moderator: "Next question, do you think that among the four of you, who has the highest force value?" ”

There was a little controversy over this issue, Wang Ge pointed to Gu Panyan, and Gu Panyan pointed to Wang Ge, Chen Yanxi and Li Zhimeng were hesitating, as if they couldn't make up their minds.

"Now that you've beaten me, you're naturally more powerful."

Gu Panyan said to Wang Ge.

"It's different, I've developed a tactic specifically for you."

Wang Ge shook his head, "Although I won that time, on the whole, I am definitely not as good as you, you may not be able to beat the people I can't beat, but I definitely can't beat the people you can't beat." ”

Li Zhimeng was sandwiched between the two of them, looked to the left, looked to the right, and after thinking for a few seconds, he said, "Since this is the case, then I should choose Sister Yan." ”

Chen Yanxi thought about it, and also pointed to Gu Panyan.

"Okay, looks like you've come to a consensus."

The moderator said, "OK, next question, who do you think has achieved the most out of the four?" ”

When the words fell, Wang Ge stretched out his hand to point at Chen Yanxi, but was shocked to find that the other three were actually pointing at him.

"No, why do you think it's me?"

He wondered.

Gu Panyan: "Chairman of the listed group. ”

Chen Yanxi: "The top student in the college entrance examination." ”

Li Zhimeng finally added: "There are also three beautiful girlfriends!" ”

Wang Ge: "......"

"Okay, then I'll admit it." He shrugged.

The host continued, "Since you have selected the most knowledgeable, the most experienced, the most powerful and the most accomplished, the last question of this type: What are the four of you? ”

Wang Ge, the most accomplished: "Undergraduate." ”

Li Zhimeng, who has the most experience: "Undergraduate. ”

Gu Panyan, who has the highest force value: "Graduate student." ”

and, the most knowledgeable Chen Yanxi: "Junior high school." ”

(Special note: Although Gu Panyan is a doctorate, a doctorate is a degree, not a degree, and the highest education in our country is a graduate student; Although Chen Yanxi went to high school, he did not take the college entrance examination and did not have a high school graduation certificate, so his education is junior high school)

Moderator: "......"

After asking these questions, he always felt that the combination of these four people was indescribably weird.

For example, the one with the most experience is actually the one that looks the most childish and most like a child.

As a well-known scholar and the most knowledgeable of the four, Chen Yanxi has the lowest academic qualifications, only a junior high school education......

What's even more terrifying is that Gu Panyan, who has the highest force value, actually has the highest education. Young, I feel like she's "If you don't understand the reason, then in fact, I know a little bit about punches and kicks" herself!

In contrast, Wang Ge, the chairman of the listed group, actually seems a little mediocre.

The moderator shook his head and quickly flipped the manuscript in his hand to the next page, "Okay, now on to the questions about your life." ”

"First question, the four of you are at home, who usually cooks?"

"Well, this is discussed in different situations, and we all have different cooking guidelines for different situations."

Wang Ge replied, "Normally, I live with Yanbao, and the two of them don't live with us, so this situation is basically me and Yanbao take turns cooking." ”

Moderator: "Other things. ”

"In other cases, Weaving occasionally comes to our rental house for a period of time when he is idle and has nothing to do, and at this time, Yanbao and I take turns cooking."

As he spoke, Wang Ge smiled, "It's just that this turn refers to the fact that today you will cook with me Weaving, tomorrow Yanbao will cook with Weaving, and the day after tomorrow it will be my turn to cook with Weaving, so that you will take turns." ”

"Sss

The host's eyes widened, "If you say that, isn't Ms. Li Zhimeng treated unfairly?" ”

"That's right, that's right."

Weaving immediately agreed, clenched her little fists, and said with a disgruntled expression, "They squeezed me, this is family bullying, naked family bullying." ”

"Nonsense, Wang Ge and I both have work to do, just you, looking for a job is like playing a game, and if you get tired of playing, you can change to another one."

Gu Panyan didn't have a good breath, "I'm idle all day long, don't do my job, don't squeeze you, who are you squeezing?" ”

"There is no serious job, although my job has changed a little more diligently, but I take every job seriously."

Li Zhimeng retorted, "And every job is made of money!" ”

"yes, yes."

Gu Panyan nodded, "After working hard for a month, I earned a total of ten yuan, which is really amazing." ”

Li Zhimeng: "......"

"Hahaha."

Wang Ge couldn't hold back his laughter.

Chen Yanxi couldn't help laughing.

"No matter what, it's earned anyway."

Li Zhimeng snorted, raised his little head, and ignored her.

Gu Panyan shrugged indifferently.

"Okay, let's get back to business."

The host asked, "Then if it's when the four of you are together, who is cooking?" ”

"Ahem, when the four of us are together, our cooking guidelines become: whoever cooks the best and who does it."

Wang Ge nodded Chen Yanxi with his chin, "So this situation is usually done by Xixi." ”

"Hehe, in fact, it's not just that, the words are much worse than me."

Li Zhimeng came over with a smile and added, "As long as there are words and words, our cooking guidelines will always be: whoever cooks deliciously, who will do it." ”

"It's definitely not that we deliberately squeezed her, it's really Xixi's cooking is so delicious, it's just three dimensions ahead of us."

Wang Ge said, "Of course, we are fair, since Xixi has taken on the responsibility of cooking, the rest of the housework, sweeping the floor, washing dishes, etc., do not need her to participate, and the three of us will take care of it." ”

"Oh, that sounds like a reasonable arrangement."

The host nodded, and said, "Then let's move on to the next question, which is also the last question of this show: whose hands are the financial power of our family?" ”

"Here I am."

Gu Panyan said lazily, "Wang Ge's various cards are all here, and the same is true for weaving, as for Chen Yanxi, she gives Wang Ge free work every day, and she doesn't make money at all, and the salary paid to her by Changchuan University is not even enough to buy cat food." ”

"Wow, that's a surprise."

The host was surprised, "I didn't expect the head of the family to be Ms. Gu......"

"Ahem, I'll have to correct it here."

Wang Ge snatched the microphone and said seriously, "Although all my bank cards have been handed in, this is only because I made such a promise to her a long time ago, I love her, so I am willing to give her my bank card and let her take care of me." But the actual head of the family, of course, is still me, the only male in the family. ”

"No, no, no."

Li Zhimeng came up again, squeezed Wang Ge aside, and said with a serious face, "I handed over my bank card to Sister Yan to manage because I couldn't control myself and was afraid that I would spend money indiscriminately, but the most favored person in this family is me, and everyone likes me, so I think I should be the head of the family!" ”

Seeing this, Gu Panyan turned his head to look at Chen Yanxi and asked with interest, "Do you want to fight too?" ”

"Nope."

Chen Yanxi shook his head, "I'm not interested." ”

"Okay."

Gu Panyan nodded, turned his head to look at Wang Ge and Li Zhimeng again, and said with the corners of his mouth slightly upturned, "You two, you have no pocket money next month." ”

When the two of them heard this, their eyes widened.

They glanced at each other, then ran to Gu Panyan together, and began to beg for mercy: "Don't Sister Yan, I was wrong, it's all my brother's fault for bringing me badly before I would say such a thing, you are the head of the family that everyone expects!" ”

"Yanbao, don't believe her, she has backbones, I am your most loyal supporter, you deduct her pocket money, don't deduct mine."

“……”

"Ahem, audience friends, then this issue of the special program is over, thank you for watching!"

The host stood up and bowed off-screen, "At the same time next year, we'll see you no - uh, considering there may not be a next installment, then, let's see you in the new book of the Egg Warriors!" ”

"Thank you!"

(End of chapter)