Chapter 318: How Can You Resist Canned Fish
When asked important questions, the pig-headed monster kept his head down and said nothing.
Then he ran away in a hurry.
Wen Ying looked at this ancient castle, and it became more and more dark under the darkening sky.
She walked towards the entrance to the castle, which, unlike before, was not closed.
The two doors were opened, as if they were about to enter some abyss, and the darkness inside became more and more intense.
Standing outside the door, I couldn't see what was going on inside.
Wen Ying took a step and stepped directly into this door.
In an instant, the darkness around her seemed to engulf her.
In an instant, the light surrounds.
It's like you've entered another world.
"Are you a new nurse or a patient?" The voice is strangely dry, and the tone of this speech is not considered a normal person.
Wen Hotaru looked towards where the sound came from, and on a wooden piece of furniture, a black cat was squatting.
A pair of cat's eyes stared at Wen Ying like a strange ghost.
The voice just now is in this direction, so it's this cat?
[Is it a cat who speaks?] 】
[Wouldn't it?] Is it someone who is hiding? How can a cat talk? 】
[Did you just watch this show? Hog-headed monsters and sheep's feet have appeared, and you still expect this to be a normal world? Isn't it normal for cats to talk? 】
[Although I also think the same way, but I always feel awkward in my heart, I have two cats at home, a black cat and a white cat, I'll try it now, they can't talk!] Brothers are waiting for my news! 】
[This cat looks a little different, doesn't it?] I feel cautious when I look at those eyes, where is it like a cat at home? Wild cats don't have such calm and terrifying eyes, do they? 】
[Dr. Wen also saw the cat, which means that this cat is not ordinary!] 】
"You were talking just now?"
Wen Ying asked.
"Stupid human, it's not Uncle Cat, is it stupid you?"
The black cat spoke sarcastically.
Everyone, [......]
"I'm the new cleaner." Wen Ying replied patiently and gently.
"Cleaning?" Suddenly, a strange smile appeared on the black cat's face.
"Bang!"
Something hit the ground, and the black cat looked at Wen Ying excitedly.
Wen Ying only saw the black cat's paw wave, and a bottle fell to the ground.
Then, a puddle of black, ink-like stuff appeared on the ground, but it was very sticky.
"Human cleaners, the floor is dirty! Clean it up right away! As long as you clean up, you can play games with me! ”
Some fat black cats still speak in such a strange tone that they sound like shriveled bones.
Wen Ying looked at the beach on the ground, "But I'm off work." ”
The black cat looked at Wen Ying and didn't understand, and was a little dissatisfied, "Human, why don't you clean up yet?" Do you know what the punishment is for not completing the mission? ”
Its voice grew louder and louder.
"I'm off work." Wen Ying said again, "Oh, cute kitten, don't you know what it means to get off work?" Isn't there a talk of getting off work in your world? ”
The black cat was a little stunned when she heard her say this.
What is off-duty?
"Poor kitten, you should have met me sooner so you could get off work every day! Look at how hard you've been staying here so late, but you know, our mental hospital is a very humane mental hospital, understand? 9 in the morning to 5 in the morning, five insurances and one housing fund, have you enjoyed them all? If not, I can help you give feedback to the leader! ”
Wen Yingyi said solemnly.
At this moment, a round head suddenly appeared from the back of the stairs.
That head looked at Wen Ying like a fool, and watched Wen Ying talk about a black cat, what 9 to 55, one insurance, one housing fund.
Where the hell does neuropathy come from?
If he heard it right, this neurotic said he was talking about the cleaner?
But aren't all the people who come as nurses?
Where are the cleaners?
The black cat didn't understand what the human was talking about, but it didn't stop it from being irritable at all.
Just as it was about to get angry, the stupid human spoke up again, "You don't know what a 9-to-55 risk and a housing fund are, do you?" ”
Later, Wen Ying popularized the concept of 9 to 5 and five insurances and one housing fund for black cats.
Her right hand pulled a can from her pocket.
"Any idea what this is?"
The black cat was already dazed, shook its head, and made a strange sound, "I don't know. ”
But somehow I think it smells good and I want to eat it!
"It's a small dried fish! When you have five insurances and one housing fund, you can buy more small dried fish to eat. ”
The black cat was already drooling, and its eyes were fixed on the jar of dried fish, without blinking.
Saliva came out of its mouth.
It seems to be a fatalistic attraction, and it can't resist the taste.
It seems to be engraved in the soul and engraved in the genes!
Smelling this smell, it has only one thought, eat it!
Where else could there be any other ideas?
"Do you know the benefits of five insurances and one housing fund?"
The drooling black cat nodded, her eyes fixed on the canned fish, and she had already made a gesture of plopping out.
It seems that you want to hold the canned fish in your mouth at any time.
But in the next second, the canned fish, which had a fatal attraction to it, suddenly ...... Gone?
The black cat became irritable again, and its body was visibly swollen.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry! Listen to me, do you really want to eat the small dried fish I just bought? ”
"I want to eat."
"I can give it to you, but you have to listen to me, understand?"
The black cat didn't answer, staring at Wen Ying with glowing eyes, and his expression was extremely unkind.
Wen Ying didn't seem to notice, "There are no dried small fish in the mental hospital, I bought it from outside, if you kill me, you won't be able to get the dried fish, don't believe me, there is no place to hide the dried fish." ”
The wise kitten really looked at Wen Ying's body.
This woman is shriveled and there is really no place to hide small dried fish!
Where the hell did its little dried fish go?
Could it have been stolen by the guys on the second floor?
Thinking about it this way, the black cat's mood is even worse!
It's going to snatch its own dried fish back!
"Humans, hurry up and get clean! Uncle Cat doesn't want to play games with you! ”
The black cat ran in the direction of the second floor.
"Don't go, little pity, I haven't finished yet."
The kitten that ran out was suddenly pulled by the tail of fate!
It was also lifted up and pulled back......
"I know you want dried fish, but do we have to take it one step at a time? Don't you want to eat dried fish in the future? ”
The black cat, who was about to teach this stupid human a lesson, instantly calmed down when he heard this.
It eats lots and lots of small dried fish!
It's going to fill the room with small dried fish!
It has to be dried with small fish every day!
"Human, why don't you clean up?"
"I think it's more important to awaken the cute you!"
The black cat listened to the word awakening, and was inexplicably touched by the genes of the soul again.
Yes, it's going to wake up!
Become a great black cat!
"I feel sad to know that you've never been treated like our family, you know? 9 to 5 is the most basic work rule, and no one can break it anywhere! This is a code that is protected by law! It's night, it's already off work, so this place, I need to wait until I work tomorrow morning to deal with it, that's the true meaning of 9 to 5, and you don't need to stay here now, you can go anywhere you want to play, no need to be restricted! ”
Don't cats want to play?
No, cats really want to play!
It's the nature of cats to love to play!
Cats want to be free!
"Really?" A great temptation came at the black cat again.
I've never seen a cat so cunning human, and I think this human seems to be pretty good.
"It's true! Look at me, isn't this just going to get off work? It's my time off work, so I came to hang out and met you, it's the power of fate, it's fate. ”
But the black cat remembered something, and suddenly trembled, "You can't do this. ”
"What are you afraid of? Don't you want the little fish to dry? ”
The black cat nodded again dominated by genes, "Eat small dried fish, eat small dried fish!" ”
"That's the right choice! From now on we are good friends, and I can help you fight for everything you want! Small dried fish included. ”
The head hiding behind the stairs was already dizzy and didn't know what he was doing.
Isn't this a horror game?
Why did it become a pioneer class against the capitalists?
He had seen this terrible black cat tear a human in half!
But now, I have also seen this suspected neurotic human flickering this terrible black cat as if it was lame.
Is this world still the world he knows?
Can this copy still go like this?
Had they all gone the wrong way before?
Could it be that this neuropathy is actually ......
Thinking so, the man suddenly leaned out from the back of the stairs.
Tiptoeing towards Wen Ying, "Hello, you're also a player participating in the dungeon, right?" You're supposed to be a player in Neon Nation, right? ”
Wen Ying looked at the man in front of him who was staring at her with a hint of obscenity.
"Players? Neon Country? ”
"yes, I think we can work together! Your chances of winning here alone are too small, 80% of the players here are men, you are a girl, and it is very dangerous. ”
"How am I alone?" Wen Ying looked at the man in surprise, "If you're not blind, you can see that I'm with my friend, right?" ”
"Friends?"
The man looked around, his expression and movements extremely vigilant.
In this kind of ghost place, if you are not careful, you will be in a different place, so you naturally have to be careful in everything.
But he looked at it for a long time, and he didn't find a third human besides them.
"Beauty, are you afraid that I will lie to you? Don't worry! I could swear! If we cooperate."
"Stop, stop!" Wen Ying was a little speechless, "Xiao Hei, do you think his eyes are useful?" Your big cat is here, and he can't see it? ”
The black cat stared at the man with an unkind expression, as if the man was a hateful mouse who wanted to snatch his little dried fish!
"Since the eyes are useless, don't ask for them."
The strange and faint voice made the man feel danger in an instant.
Before he even had time to scold the neurotic woman, he ran towards the outside of the castle at a high speed.
But how could he run out of the palm of a black cat?
Ahh
Yes, that's right, the black cat shot, and the man's two eyeballs were grabbed directly out of the eyes.
The dripping eyeballs made everyone in the live broadcast room stunned.
It feels so real!
It's even more terrifying than being in a VR game!
This is probably only comparable to holographic games!
But now, through Dr. Wen's live broadcast room, they really feel this horror.
I couldn't help but shiver all over.
[Is it too much for Dr. Wen to do this?] Are all humans unable to cooperate? 】
[In the face of disaster, everyone should work together! I don't know if it's my delusion, but I always feel that since I entered this game, Dr. Wen seems to have lost his humanity ......]
[Your Virgin, you are kind, you are selfless, you are dedicated, Leshan welcomes you to be a Buddha! 】
[This is a terrifying world, do you think it's a playhouse? So Virgin, you don't give up all your money and become a beggar yourself? 】
[This person said that Neon Country clearly has bad intentions for Dr. Wen, and he still wants Dr. Wen to cooperate with him? Are you sure you don't want to take advantage of Dr. Wen? I think it's retribution! 】
[In such a place, who would easily trust others? Do you think this man is a good person? 】
[Support Dr. Wen, you should be so decisive! ] In madness literature, it's all light! 】
The black cat put two eyeballs in front of Wen Ying, who didn't like this kind of thing, so she directly took out a can of canned fish and gave it to the little black cat.
The little black cat has a canned fish in its mouth and eats it happily.
Where else to care.
Waiting until the little black cat finished eating, Wen Ying continued, "You are my friend, I will definitely help you get better benefits and buy more canned fish." ”
The black cat wagged its tail and seemed to be happy.
[Even such a cute kitten has to be deceived, this Doctor Wen is really inhumane! ] 】
[Poof! Upstairs went to the toilet to eat? Mouth so stinky? Would it be nice to give you such a cute kitten? Give it your eyeballs as a toy, it will love it, and it will make the cat like it, but it is your honor. 】
"I remembered, I'm going to get water, so I forgot about it."
Wen Ying muttered with some annoyance.
"I know where the water is, I'll take you."
Just like that, Wen Ying followed behind the black cat and walked towards the corridor somewhere on the first floor.
When the man and the cat disappeared completely, a short man appeared from the top of the stairs, walked down the stairs cautiously, and ran towards the outside of the castle without looking back.
The man sat on the bed in the dormitory and took a deep breath.
The scene just now, if you haven't been discovered, otherwise your eyes will definitely not be saved, and this life will also be explained here.
Who the hell is that woman?
Aren't you a player in Neon Country?
Could it be a player from the country of sticks?
Anyway, the women of those countries all look like that.
A crazy woman, but she is so ruthless.