Chapter 320: Plugging a friend twice if you have something to do
The black cat panicked, it didn't want to die.
Looking at Wen Ying, the kobold naturally found out, "This human is your accomplice, right?" ”
"Guys, get them both up for me!"
In an instant, those NPCs surrounded Wen Ying and the black cat.
Wen Ying sighed, "Xiao Hei, what's the use of saying all this?" Don't you know that in a scene like this, what he wants most to do is not whether you are innocent or not, but to find a substitute for the dead. ”
The black cat looked at Wen Ying with some puzzlement, "You can testify, I didn't eat that food, you help me testify." ”
Wen Ying didn't understand if the black cat was stupid or what, "Is it useful for me to help you testify?" Now that the two of us have been designated as accomplices in stealing by you, the kobold, he won't believe my words, and he won't believe them, after all, if he can't catch the thief, he will be punished. It seems that the punishment in the mental hospital is terrible, right? So you are destined to be his substitute, how can he allow you to be innocent? ”
[I thought there were only a lot of intrigues and calculations in our world, but I didn't expect this kind of place to exist? 】
The kobold stared at them, "Stop quibbling, the evidence is conclusive." ”
"Stop! Don't touch me. Wen Ying said to the person who wanted to catch her, "Do you know who I am? ”
"Who?"
"I'm a cleaner in a mental hospital!"
Numerous NPCs, "......"
I see, this mental state, most likely a neurosis, how can it be a cleaner.
"If you arrest me, who will clean up the sanitation of our mental hospital? I know that a guest from the dean recently came to inspect our hospital, and if there is a problem with hygiene, who will be punished? No one can escape it! ”
The kobold frowned, as if that was really the case.
At this juncture, hygiene must be ensured.
"Kobold-sama, me, I, I can clean up together!" The black cat said quickly.
But the black cat's answer made the kobold think of another way.
"You're dead, so naturally someone else is cleaning up!" The dog's fierce gaze looked at Wen Ying.
Wen Ying sighed and looked at the black cat, "Xiao Hei, you are really more than enough to succeed!" You said you, I'm almost successful, you come to say this, now it's okay, we both have to be dragged to be buried alive. ”
The black cat looked at Wen Ying angrily, "Didn't you say we were friends?" In your human world, friends are blessed to share, and there are difficulties to share, are you lying to me? ”
Wen Ying shook her head, "Xiao Hei, you are wrong, do you know what a friend is?" ”
"What is it?" The black cat thought of all sorts of answers, but felt that he was not mistaken, it must be what it said!
This human didn't see it as a friend!
Hypocritical human beings!
Don't trust humans anymore!
"Friend, that is, when you have nothing to do, stick a knife in your friend's ribs, when you have something, insert a friend twice, this is the true meaning of a friend, human culture, you have learned too shallow."
[Laugh to death!] Dr. Wen's explanation is so incisive! Isn't that what friends are all about! 】
[You can insert a friend twice if you have something to do, isn't this a modern version of a friend? ] A few days ago, I had an incident here, saying that there was a person who was in trouble and needed money but no one helped him, and finally told him that his brother gave him 50,000 yuan, because of the relationship between the two, he did not write an IOU. As a result, three years later, there was an accident in the brother's family and he wanted to use the money, but the person who borrowed the money made all kinds of excuses that he had no money and couldn't pay it back, but the brother saw him take his daughter-in-law to the gold store to buy a new necklace for his daughter-in-law, the kind of more than 10,000 yuan.
After he found out, this man asked his brother why he forced him in front of him? Is there an IOU? Why did you say that tens of thousands of dollars were transferred to him? scolding and scolding turned into not admitting that he had borrowed money, and he had to sue his brother for defrauding him!
This kind of person doesn't clean up all the time, it's God is blind!
As a result, his brother found the records of the original transfer, and when the evidence was indicted against him.
These days, brotherhood is bullshit! 】
[I couldn't face the word girlfriend before, can't I even face my friends now? ] 】
[Speaking of girlfriends, what I watch the most is the drama of girlfriends robbing girlfriends of their best men, I really can't look at them directly! ] 】
[Parents can sell their children for money, in this world, what else is worth believing in? Don't believe anyone but yourself! 】
[Comrades, you can always believe in Dr. Wen's live broadcast! ] 】
[Upstairs is the right solution! ] We will always believe in Dr. Wen's live broadcast! 】
[It is recommended that everyone come to watch Dr. Wen's live broadcast to ensure that they can be sober in the world!] 】
[Dr. Wen's live broadcast is a masterpiece of sobriety in the world! ] 】
The black cat looked at Wen Ying in a daze, a friend of humans, could it be explained like this?
Was it misunderstood all along?
Now, does it want to apologize to this human?
The kobold looked at the human being in front of him who was talking nonsense, and laughed a little angrily, "Black cat, you were sold and still counting the money for you?" A stupid black cat like you has no need to exist anymore! Let's be taken away obediently! ”
Listening to the words of the kobold, the black cat was furious.
Is this human also deceiving himself?
Meow! Meow meow!
Meow meow!
Syllable!
Wen Ying slapped it and slapped the kobold's face crookedly, "How can you talk nonsense in front of Xiao Hei?" When did I sell Blackie? Who can I sell Blackie to? Could it be that there are patients in our hospital who like to have cats? And no one gives me money, so why don't you make it up for me? ”
"Human! You're looking for death! No matter what Wen Hotaru said, but this slap made the kobold angry.
The Son of Heaven was angry, and millions of corpses were ambushed!
The dog-headed man was furious, and all the lights in the corridor flashed!
The terrifying atmosphere deepened, and the crows were inexplicably heard.
"Human, I'm going to sew your mouth shut and your head as a stool! Let everyone see what happens if they resist me! ”
I have to say that the kobold is the leader in this group of NPCs, this method is really powerful!
The body of the kobold flashed, and suddenly appeared in front of Wen Ying, the dog's head was tightly attached to Wen Ying's face, and it was almost a centimeter away from each other.
Wen Ying's expression changed drastically, and she quickly retreated.
You know you're scared, right?
Kobolds love to admire the frightened look of humans.
"Bad luck, I was almost stuck to my beautiful face by this dog face. I warn you, dog, I'm really sorry if you come over again! ”
Can smell Hotaru's reaction, in the eyes of the kobold, is scared, unscrupulous, and bluffing.
So, he flashed now, he liked to see this expression of human beings dying in fear, it was so funny.
Just when the kobold's head was pressed towards Wen Hotaru's head, snap!
An even louder voice resounded on the first floor.
The kobold never imagined that this stupid human could react so violently!
His entire body was fanned out, smashed against the wall of the hallway, and then fell.
Wen Ying looked at the kobold who fell to the ground in a little panic, with fear on her face, "I said you don't come close to me, don't come close to me, why don't you listen?" Don't you know that your dog's head is full of viruses and bacteria? What should I do if I get infected? And you have a smell of urine on your body, it doesn't matter if you can't smell it yourself, don't come to Huohuo me! ”
Black cat, "......" brave human!
NPCs: "......" ferocious humans!
actually slapped the dog-headed adult and flew away!
That's a kobold!
When the kobold heard Wen Ying's words, his angry face turned red, and he was obviously angry to the extreme!
Originally, I thought that this human was afraid of him, so he reacted subconsciously.
But listening to her words, I actually think he stinks!
I think he is disgusting with viruses and bacteria!
How dare this human!
How dare you say that about him?
"Black cat, don't listen to his nonsense, the smell of his body can smoke people to death, you ate my small dried fish, only the smell of the sea."
"So where did you get the dried fish?" The kobold gritted his teeth and looked at Wen Ying, his eyes were full of knives, and he wanted to stab this human to death directly.
"Human, you me off, you know? Answer honestly, otherwise, you will receive the most severe punishment! ”
This time, the kobold stopped flashing, and walked towards Wen Ying step by step.
"You're trying to snatch my little dried fish?" Wen Ying looked at the kobold in shock, "Do you think that what you want is gone, and you want to replace it with my food?" I tell you, impossible! These little dried fish are my friend's! Without his consent, I won't give you anything! ”
Wen Ying's words obviously hit the kobold's mind.
As long as he can present some food from the human world, his punishment can definitely be reduced.
That's why he didn't make a move on Wen Ying right away.
"Where are your friends? I can open up and have your friends answer this question in front of me. ”
Wen Ying stretched out her hand and pointed at the black cat, "Didn't I say the black cat was my friend?" You don't believe it? ”
Black Cat, "??? ”
So this human really considers it a friend?
Suddenly, it felt a little guilty, it had almost misunderstood this human.
It almost shot at this human, and it was really stupid!
Meow meow meow ~ The black cat's fur bent down again.
The kobold didn't want to think about these bends, and looked directly at the black cat, "Black cat, do you agree to take out your little dried fish and present it to the guests?" If agreed, the punishment given to you today can be mitigated. ”
Black Cat, "......"
"I agree." The black cat shook the fur on its body in fear.
"No, you don't agree, and neither do I!" Wen Yingyi looked at the black cat solemnly, "I gave you the dried fish!" Then it can only be yours, and it must not be snatched away by others! Otherwise, my gift will be ridiculous! My little dried fish must be eaten only by yourself! ”
"Human, are you kidding me?" Kobolds are not stupid and have already seen it.
The air pressure around the kobold drops rapidly!
It's as if you're going to freeze the space around you.
Wen Ying stared at the kobold with wide eyes, "yes, I'm kidding you, did you just find out?" I thought you had found out. ”
Bang bang bang!
The sound of a light bulb cracking!
Boom, splinters that fell to the ground.
This is the first time Wen Hotaru has seen such a powerful monster.
At least it was more powerful than the monsters she had seen before, and with her mind, she would have caused so much impact and damage to the surrounding environment.
Those NPCs are running around one by one!
The black cat glanced at Wen Ying when he was about to run, and Wen Ying stood in place, as if frightened.
Meow!
The black cat made a voice at Wen Hotaru, as if trying to wake her up.
Black Cat Meow then ran away.
The lights in this space were still flickering after all the tube bulbs were shattered.
Crunch, squeak.
Obviously looking up on the top of his bare head, suddenly a big electric fan appeared, the kind hanging on the roof.
Often seen in horror movies, the old electric fan makes a creaking sound, and it looks like it may fall at any time.
The fall of an old fan means the loss of a human life.
Sometimes when the fan shakes, a bleeding head appears on it.
And so on, this kind of terrifying element appeared in front of Wen Hotaru's eyes!
Or out of nowhere!
This kobold's ability is really not small!
Not bad surprise for her.
Watching Wen Ying look at the fan above her head that might fall and smash on her head at any time, the kobold was very satisfied.
Waiting for her to be smashed into a puddle.
[Good guys! It is said that art comes from reality! I didn't expect the elements in these horror ghost movies to really come from reality! 】
[So, all the directors who make horror movies have seen such scenes? 】
[There will be a life when the fan falls, Doctor Wen won't have an accident, right? ] 】
[I think it must be this kobold monster that will have an accident!] 】
[Will it be the picture of the kobold hanging on the fan in the next second?] After all, according to this plot, the other NPCs dare not appear, and the elements on the fan must not be supported by himself? 】
"Scared, human?"
"It's a pity that your fear came too late, don't even think about running, you can't run out of my domain! Today you will surely die! ”
Geographical domains?
This is the first time Wen Ying has heard this word.
According to her understanding, the domain should be an area surrounded by the aura of this kobold.
Within this range, as long as it is not a monster or a person who is not more powerful than a kobold, it will not be able to escape his domain.
So the kobold is very confident.
"Human, I'll give you one last chance, take out your food, I can keep your whole body, don't you humans pay attention to death deservedly, and you want to be buried intact? I can give you that opportunity. ”
"People are dead, what do you care about all the corpses?" Wen Ying was puzzled and ridiculed, "Your human culture has not been learned properly, and you can't draw a tiger instead of a dog, have you heard of it?" ”
"So, you'd rather die than take it out?"
Wen Ying shook her head, "It's better to die than to live, I'll teach you this word for free today, next time you can be charged, according to the price of our human world, I will teach you once, you have to pay me a thousand yuan, you see I have given you two thousand yuan now, why do you still want to worry about my little dried fish?" Do you think I'm the kind of person who betrays my friends? You can't just give you what belongs to your friend just because you're good, right? ”
Just as the kobold was about to increase the horror, he only heard the human continue, "But I can reward you with a pack of spicy strips." ”
Chapter 319 has been blocked, and it can't be revised yet, so I'll ask the editor tomorrow......
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