Chapter 3 The bull head and horse face became my colleague
Memories may deceive you, but subconscious habits don't.
He touched his eyes, which were amber and not wearing contact lenses.
He sneered, because of those different eyes, he didn't know how much suffering he had suffered when he was a child.
Now it's gone instead and has become a normal color.
He thought back to what his grandfather had said, and now he could only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor.
"The fighters are all arrayed in front!"
The only thing he knows is this hand taught by his grandfather, and he often played ghost hunting games with his grandfather when he was a child, so he is the most familiar with this trick.
As soon as the words fell, Lu Bo only felt that a violent light flashed in front of his eyes, followed by a scalp-numbing explosion!
The scene in front of me changed, and the originally clean room was immediately reduced to the ruins, and only one sofa was still resting on the floor.
The door has been blown open.
Zhang Luo and Su Ruan both walked in from behind the door, revealing their original true colorsβtwo distorted black shadows, barely able to see a human figure.
This is probably the legendary Charm Spirit, but Lu Bo can't tell the difference between them.
"Do you want to drink saliva?" Lu Bo looked at Zhang Luo's white lips and asked intimately.
Raise:!!
"I don't drink your saliva, Lao Tzu has a girlfriend!" Zhang Luo's already not very good-looking face turned pale.
There's also a bit of disgust in it.
"And who is this master?"
"If your surname is Niu, you can call me Master Niu."
"Hello Master Niu, I don't know what you set up this bureau for?"
"How did you find out?" Zhang Luo finally took a sip of water and asked.
"Let's think about it with our brains." Lu Bo said slowly, "If you wanted to kill me, you would have done it a long time ago, so why bother to play this game with me." β
"Aren't you afraid of us?" Su Ruan was wearing a goose-yellow skirt and sitting in Zhang Luo's arms.
"I'm afraid, but I'm strong when I'm strong!"
Raise:......
Su Soft: ......
"I won't brag to you, your tricks are too low-end. I didn't even do the most basic tricks. β
Master Niu laughed: "You are really good, you have passed the test, I have asked Ma Mian to send the contract over, and after you sign the contract, you will be the anchor of our entertainment beauty." β
Lu Bo was silent, he just remembered that he didn't have a girlfriend at all, and he was an innocent victim.
The driver drove fatigue and directly knocked Lu Bo, who was walking on the side of the road, into a vegetative state.
It all started an hour ago.
After Lu Bo became a vegetative person, he lay on the bed and listened to his mother talking to him by the bedside.
As a result, Uncle Zhang, a neighbor, ran in and said that someone from the Lu family had come, and after searching the house, he put down the cruel words.
Say that if you don't hand over the "Imperial Ghost Sutra", don't think about living in peace!
The mother was so angry that she fainted directly, and Lu Bo couldn't do anything about it.
At this moment, Lu Bo heard an ethereal voice, and then an ugly cow face blocked the sunlight.
"Do you want to live?"
"I was alive." Lu Bo's expression was calm, in the past few years, the aura has recovered, and many things in the underworld are also wandering in the world.
He originally had a pair of yin and yang eyes, and since he was a child, he has had a lot of ghosts and monsters wandering around, and now after the revival of his aura, he is more adaptable than ordinary people.
Niu Tou was speechless and choked, but in line with excellent professional ethics, he still seriously did the work of a talent scout.
"In recent years, the aura has recovered, and in order to make friends with the world, we have specially established a Yin Entertainment Beauty Co., Ltd. in the underworld, which is an iron rice bowl in your human words."
"What do you want?"
"Just pass the assessment, and we'll get you back to health."
"Okay, I agree."
Looking at his haggard mother, Lu Bo agreed directly.
The one just now was the so-called assessment, and now it seems that Lu Bo has passed.
"Congratulations on passing the assessment, our Yangjian employees have five insurances and one housing fund, and there are commission bonuses at the end of the year, so you can get more for more work."
Ma Mian took a contract and handed it to Lu Bo.
Lu Bo turned his head to look at himself who was lying on the bed and became a vegetative person, and then looked at the contract in his hand.
Hesitant.
"The monthly salary is 100,000 yuan, and the commission is calculated separately. The year-end bonus starts at 1 million. Ma Mian added, handing out a pen by the way.
"Two seniors, please take care of me in the workplace in the future."
Lu Bo picked up the pen and signed his name.
It doesn't matter if you have money or not, the main thing is that you like to be colleagues with bull heads and horses.
As soon as he signed this word, Lu Bode had a strong pull behind him, pulling him back into his body.
He blinked, looked at the meticulously white ceiling, and said in a dumb voice, "Mom......, I'm so thirsty." β
"Son! Son, you're awake! β
Lu's mother's name is Yang Xiaochun, and she and Lu Bode's father Lu are also in free love, and they have been living smoothly in the past few years.
But just a year ago, Lu Ye died in an accident, and the family suffered various blows one after another.
The original school girl girlfriend also abandoned him, and even encountered a car accident on the way to work, and almost became a vegetative person because of an accident.
Seeing his mother's tears raining down, Lu Bo thought to himself: Although I don't know what dirty things I signed a contract with, I can just survive.
And this time and the two accidents are too strange, as if they are specifically aimed at their family, could it be related to the "Imperial Ghost Sutra" mentioned earlier?
Before the mother and son could enjoy the joy of the rest of their lives, they were attracted by a furious voice.
"You are Lu Bo's kid, hurry up and hand over the "Ghost Sutra", otherwise it won't be as simple as becoming a vegetative person."
"Who are you, and how do you know we're here?" Yang Xiaochun was in front of his son and looked at Uncle Zhang suddenly, "Could it be you?" β