Chapter 156: If you want to kick, kick a pair

Sang Chuan turned his head back, and when he saw that it was Song Shiye who was kicked by Sang Ning, he hurriedly apologized to Song Shiye: "Brother, I'm sorry, let you block the disaster for me!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Sang Ning raised his left foot and aimed at Sang Chuan and kicked again.

"You-" Kuwagawa was speechless, do you have to kick a pair if one is not enough?

Just wanted to resist, but was interrupted by Sang Ning just after saying a word: "You can't favor one over the other, if you are close to my left foot, I will reward your left foot." ”

[Hahahaha, no one wants to escape Sister Sang's kicking and kicking. 】

[One kick at a time, it can be said to be very fair. 】

"Give you a minute, hurry up and get the straw off your body, we are a rural variety show, not a wilderness survival, it looks like two wild men, do we have to give you a burning stick?" Sang Ning complained ruthlessly like looking at two fools.

[I announced that Sang Ning is my mouth substitute in this show, and Sang Chuan and Song Shi really made it look like two savages. 】

[The burning stick really laughed at me, I have already made up the appearance of Sang Chuan and Song Shi are like a gorilla, holding a burning stick in one hand and beating their chest with the other, that picture is so beautiful, I dare not look at it! ] 】

"I finally begged Yiyi to tie the battle suit for me, and I haven't worn it yet, you can take it off if you say it, how faceless am I?" Kuwakawa muttered and complained, and finally met Song Shiye, who had the same interests as him.

How can an old witch like his sister understand the little boy's game?

Sang Ning didn't understand, and didn't want to understand, after Sang Chuan finished complaining, his eyes instantly darkened, and a few cold words spit out from his thirty-seven-degree mouth: "Lao Tzu counted to three ......"

"Okay, okay, take off, don't count, as soon as you count, I feel like my life is starting to enter the countdown!" Sang Chuan hurriedly stopped Sang Ning with words, and at the same time, his hands kept moving, and he hurriedly dismantled the straw robe on his body.

Song Shi also looked down at the cool robe on his body, sighed, and began to unravel the grass with his hands, very reluctant.

Forget it, let's play again next time, don't make Sister Sangsang angry now!

[Hahahaha, Lao Tzu counts to three is really a lore, every time my mother calls me like this, the hairs on my body are going to stand upside down, for fear that she will smash a frying pan at me in the next second. 】

[My wife's lore is also Lao Tzu's third, she doesn't have to start counting, as long as she finishes Lao Tzu counting to three words, I consciously take the keyboard and kneel in front of her. 】

[Wow, there are still married women and men chasing variety shows, 6666, don't hurry up and do housework, beware that your wife wants Lao Tzu to count to three. 】

[What's wrong with married women and men, don't married women and men have the right to chase variety shows? ] It's not me who blows, if those girls dare to BB me to watch TV again, I can beat her so much that her mother doesn't even know her. 】

[Glanced at the IP positioning of the landlord, it is actually the birthplace of rake ears, just tell netizens what you say, don't let your wife see it, otherwise it is estimated that the person who was beaten so much that his mother didn't know it was you tonight. 】

"It's okay this time, right? It's all gone! After Sang Chuan finished unloading the straw on his body, he raised his arm high to signal Sang Ning, and his tone was somewhat reluctant.

"After taking off, why don't you hurry up and pick grass for Lao Tzu? If you keep chattering, I'll make you a scarecrow and plant yourself in the field! Sang Ning roared angrily, and Sang Chuan finally didn't dare to complain anymore, and bent down and began to arrange the straw in a fake way.

It was obvious from his movements that he was not convinced, and he had been pulling on the ground with his two hands for a long time, but he had not been able to build a decent pile of grass.

Seeing Sang Chuan's appearance of grinding foreign workers, Sang Ning stepped forward directly, aimed at Sang Chuan's forearm, and pinched it mercilessly: "Give me some strength, if your hand can't be forced, I can help you stimulate the acupuncture points." ”

Sang Ning said as he spoke, Sang Chuan screamed, and then begged for mercy again and again: "I'm so energetic, so energetic, my dear eldest sister, don't abuse your lovely brother!" ”

"Huh." Sang Ning snorted coldly and let go of his hand.

Obviously, it was Sang Chuan who was pinched, but Song Shi also seemed to empathize, Sister Sang Sang didn't love him anymore, and he dared to kick his ass just now, if he was disobedient again, it was estimated that he would be the next one to be pinched.

Thinking like this, Song Shi also hurriedly grabbed a small pile of straw from the ground, and looked at Sang Ning with bright big eyes with a thirsty attitude of curiosity: "Sister Sangsang, I tried to tie a lot of straw piles just now but didn't succeed, I'm really stupid, I'm so distressed, can you teach me?" Teach me to take the stress off your shoulders. ”

"You kid, what the hellβ€”" Sang Chuan couldn't help but scolded Song Shi, but was stopped by Sang Ning with an eye knife.

The proposal of the cos straw god of war was put forward by Song Shiye, and as soon as he came, he began to study how to make straw robes, where did he study how to tie the straw pile?

The little green tea is the little green tea, but he is not good enough in Sangchuan, and he has been framed by Song Shiye's little green tea again and again!

Song Shi also has a good attitude of admitting mistakes, when staring at people, the two dogs' eyes are really aggrieved and pitiful, and Sang Ning's tone of speech unconsciously becomes gentle: "It's not difficult to tie up straw, I'll demonstrate it in slow motion, you carefully read the essentials of the operation, and then you can test it once or twice,"

[I feel that if Sang Ning is sexually transferred, she must be a proper straight man, she really has no resistance to green tea. 】

[Wrong, Sang Ning only has no resistance to the green tea that really likes her, like the kind of green tea that secretly pokes and pokes her uncomfortable, she is not used to it, isn't a pity the best example? ] 】

[Now that Kuwagawa's injured world has been reached, haven't you seen that the white of his eyes is about to turn to the sky? I guess I thought in my heart, why did Song Shiye, this kid start to overflow with tea again? 】

After Sang Ning taught Sang Chuan and Song Shi to tie up straw, he went on to teach other guests.

As soon as everyone heard that Sang Ning was going to take the initiative to teach them the essentials, they learned very seriously, they had already suffered too many setbacks before Sang Ning came back, and now they needed someone to rescue them.

Except for Chu Xi and Li Sulan, the two of them completely held an attitude that they didn't want to learn or listen.

Sang Ning didn't pay much attention to them, and left after glancing at them.

Everyone thought that Sang Ning had no way to take Li Sulan and Chu Xi's mother and daughter this time, but Sang Ning went and returned, and took a bamboo pole with straw tied at both ends in his hand.

Relying on the height advantage, he directly pressed the bamboo pole on Chu Xi's shoulder, and said very understandingly: "Since you said that you can't tie straw when you learn, you will always pick straw, right?" I'll put the straw on your shoulder, just pick it up, don't tell me, you can't even walk? β€œ

"Hmm-" The sudden weight caught Chu Xi off guard, her shoulder was pressed by the weight, and she couldn't help but let out a cry of pain.

(End of chapter)