Chapter 162: The Pythagorean Theorem
At the moment when Qin Jiaxiang's pants were torn, Song Shiye and Sang Chuan couldn't care about supporting the bamboo anymore, and their mouths and eyes were round.
It's over, they're poking a big basket this time!
[I said you two boys, don't be too outrageous, are you picking shrimp lines for Qin Dao? 】
[Kuwagawa and Song Shi also redefined the contemporary Pythagorean theorem.] 】
[Director Qin's life is also his life! ] It's over, I'm afraid this shame will accompany Director Qin for life. 】
[I announce, Director Qin likes to mention another masterpiece - white floral underwear on a red background (dog head)]
Qin Jiaxiang felt a chill in his buttocks, and the whole person turned around in a daze.
Sang Chuan and Song Shi also knelt down with a sliding shovel at the moment when he turned around, raised his hands high, and went to the ground with his head, and kept saluting Qin Jiaxiang.
Extremely panicked, he begged for mercy loudly: "Director Qin, we were wrong, please remember that we are young and ignorant, spare our lives!" ”
Qin Jiaxiang's brain was still down, and he didn't understand the current situation.
It wasn't until his gaze went down, and after seeing the piercing red, his old eyes rolled and he almost fainted.
He bit his lip and looked at the two young men who were prostrating to him.
The eyes are very complicated, humiliated, resentful, wanting to die and dragging others to die......
Yes! How is it that this B world is not destroyed?
Qin Jiaxiang's face turned red, and he subconsciously wanted to use his hands to block the hole in his buttocks.
As a result, the moment he pulled out his hand, the bamboo he was carrying lost its support and fell to his feet in an instant.
Qin Jiaxiang's eyes kept coming, and his heart instantly raised his throat eyes, and it was too late to help the bamboo.
The air in front of him was cut by bamboo, and Qin Jiaxiang only felt a flash of coolness in a key part.
He secretly rejoiced, fortunately, it was okay, and he passed by a strand of hair.
There is no danger! There is no danger!
"Ah!!h
As a result, less than a second later, the bamboo slammed into his instep, and a scream rang out.
At the other end of the bamboo, Qin Kai asked anxiously, "Dad, are you okay?" ”
Qin Jiaxiang was still screaming, and at the same time he held his right foot with both hands, jumping left and right, front and back like a fighting.
At the moment when Qin Jiaxiang was smashed, Song Shi and Sang Chuan were kowtowing on the ground, and they missed this scene perfectly.
As a result, as soon as he looked up, he saw Qin Jiaxiang jumping around on the ground very excitedly, and Song Shi and Sang Chuan were also stunned.
Why did Director Qin go crazy?
"Director Qin, do you want to play cockfighting? I'm with you! "Kuwagawa was the first to resume thinking.
As he spoke, he stood up from the ground, hugged his right leg, and jumped and jumped in a standard cockfighting posture towards Director Qin.
Song Shi's eyes were also straight, could it be that only a childlike game full of childlike fun could cure Director Qin's heart stabbed by the big red underwear?
I don't know why, just follow Kuwagawa and do it.
So after being stunned for a second, he also quickly got up, picked up his right leg and jumped towards Director Qin: "Director Qin, I can also play with you!" ”
[God saw the silence, the Buddha saw the tears, and felt sorry for Director Qin, in less than a few minutes, he was injured three times in a row. 】
[Director Qin: You might as well kill me at once, anyway, I don't have the face to live in this world. 】
[Sang Chuan and Song Shi also perfectly interpreted what it means that as long as you are not embarrassed, it is someone else who wants to die, I think Director Qin really wants to die. 】
Qin Jiaxiang was flanked left and right, Song Shi also knocked him to the left, and Sang Chuan knocked him back to the right.
The double torture of mind and body almost made Qin Jiaxiang collapse, and in the end, he almost cried and shouted: "Get out~ You all get out of here~"
"Director Qin, no problem, this request is easy to do." Kuwagawa put down his right foot, lay directly on the ground, turned to one side, used his hands and feet together, and rolled to the right.
Yes? Song Shi was also puzzled for a moment, is Director Qin sure this is what he meant?
Song Shiye's belief was only briefly shaken for a second, and after seeing Sang Chuan roll away without burden, he also fell to the ground and rolled away with him.
[Okay, I announced that it would be forbidden for Sang Chuan and Song Shi to be in the same frame in the future, which will easily cause an accident in the show. 】
[Coconut apologizes to Director Qin, we swear that Song Shi really didn't mean to embarrass you, the source of all the evil is on Sangchuan, if you want to settle the account, go to Sangchuan. 】
[Director Qin said that it is useless to apologize now, and Song Shi will not want to enter the film and television industry in the future, daring to come is a dead word. 】
**
An hour later, an uninvited guest suddenly came to the embroidery room.
And the state of the uninvited guests when they came in was quite shocking.
"Director Qin, what's wrong with you?" Chu Xi was the first to stand up and greet him.
She is a person who wants to mix in the entertainment industry for a long time, and it is always right to have a good relationship with Qin Jiaxiang.
The others were also stunned, just because Qin Jiaxiang's appearance was too embarrassed.
He was pushed in a wheelchair, his whole body hanging limply in the wheelchair, and he looked like he had experienced the vicissitudes of several lifetimes.
The right foot was wrapped in gauze into a zongzi, which looked pitiful and a little funny.
The moment he saw Chu Xi, the light in Qin Jiaxiang's eyes dimmed and dimmed, he just wanted to reduce his sense of existence now, could Chu Xi not call him?
Qin Jiaxiang turned around and waved his hand to the staff, signaling him to leave, and then pushed the wheelchair in, his gaze directly passed over Chu Xi, and he replied lightly: "You continue to do your business, leave me alone." ”
The attitude is not good, although Chu Xi is trying his best to maintain the smile on his face, he is secretly scolding in his heart.
Let the bad old man like to play big names, and he will be punished, right?
There were several redundant embroidery frames in the room, and Qin Jiaxiang saw the corner at a glance, and walked straight over with a wheelchair.
"Director Qin, why don't you cut trees and bamboos on the mountain, why do you come to the embroidery room?" Sang Ning didn't hold back the gossip, even if Chu Xi had the experience of being poured cold water, she still took the initiative to talk to Qin Jiaxiang.
"I'm here to learn embroidery with you." Although Qin Jiaxiang's tone was still cold, at least his answer to Sang Ning was not so perfunctory.
Chu Xi was so angry that he secretly rolled his eyes, where was the old man injured just now, why didn't he kill him all at once?
[I'm really going to be laughed, Director Qin is definitely the worst guest in history, first he was smashed on his feet, and now he is arranged to embroider, this life of ups and downs. 】
[Director Qin was actually not seriously injured, it was he who asked to bandage his feet like that, and thought that he could escape the work in this way, who knew that Qin Kai actually asked him to embroider, saying that it was just conducive to the recovery of his wounds, and it was not too lonely. 】
[Qin Kai is poisonous, why are the little cotton pants in this show so leaky? ] Qin Daoming was trying to find a reason to avoid everyone, so as to alleviate the suffocating embarrassment, but he didn't expect that Qin Kai's little cotton pants couldn't get the meaning of his father. 】