Chapter 1 It's a miserable laugh
The sound is backstage, and the birds are silent.
Xu Jiao stared at the players on the stage, secretly cheering herself on.
When she was first in the dressing room, the agent said that she had already said hello, and as long as she took the process that should be followed, there was basically no problem.
This is the last chance the company gives her, if it messes up again......
Thinking of the consequences, Xu Jiao became even more nervous, and her heart was pounding a little fast.
I didn't even hear the host call her name for the first time, so the host had no choice but to call her again.
"Isn't it so happy to see the four mentors, you can't hear me call you, don't you, let's take a moment and introduce myself first."
The host stood aside and played a round game.
"Hello teachers." Xu Jiao bowed and continued: "My name is Xu Jiao, I am nineteen years old this year, and I am from QQHE. ”
It's over, what's next? The agent said to talk about the hometown first and then guide....guide the audience's emotions.
Seeing that she stopped halfway through her speech, the other people on the field were also stunned at this time.
In the direction of the mentor, the female mentor who had already greeted the company immediately said: "Don't be nervous, little girl, tell me why you came to the stage of The Voice?" ”
Xu Jiao's nervous mood eased a little, and she began to recite the miserable script given by the agent:
"Because I like music, my biggest dream when I was a child was to have a professional teacher to teach like other children, but ..... my family was not wealthy, I worked three jobs a day in order to save money to pay for tuition, but unfortunately it was still far from enough to learn music."
"But I met a good teacher at that time, and he knew that I liked music, so sometimes when I went outside their classroom to steal a lesson, he would turn a blind eye and pretend not to know, even after all these years, I haven't forgotten him."
In the dressing room, the agent rehearsed her and made her sensational. The tone must be sincere, with tears in the eyes and a wry smile on the face.
She was originally innocent, and as soon as this little expression was made, she immediately looked pitiful.
On the other hand, the expressions of the tutors have been deeply "moved", and the sister doesn't know if she has strong empathy or good acting skills, and her eye sockets already have tears.
The host pursed his lips tightly, as if he was giving Xu Jiao a silent hug.
At this time, the director didn't dare to show the camera to the audience, because they all had mockery on their faces, as if to say: Can you change some new routines?
Is this kind of assembly line selling miserable plot a unified wholesale?
In fact, Xu Jiao also feels this way.
When she said these words, her toes were scratching the ground, and she was about to pull out a set of courtyards.
Suddenly, the director's camera switched to the face of a young lady on the scene.
The young lady's eyes were red, and she was wiping the unstoppable tears with a tissue, crying so touching.
Xu Jiao has seen her, and she has seen her in the company, this is a trust hired by the agent for money, two hundred a day.
asked Xu Jiao to stay still again, and the agent was extremely anxious behind the stage, and gave her two gestures to continue.
Xu Jiao reacted, and her miserable speech was not over.
"I never wanted to give up on my dreams, in order to chase them..... I....I..."
No, I really can't memorize this line, it's too fake.
To be a babysitter for your dream? Cleaned the toilet for someone? Just because the boss hired a music teacher for his child.
Xu Jiao tried her best to endure it, she kept her head down and pressed the corners of her mouth, afraid of laughing out loud, and afraid that the camera would sweep her big red face.
Her voice became choppy and looming.
Something is wrong with the sound.
The host and the mentors quickly exchanged a look, and their faces changed.
The audience's eyes were bright, and they had already sensed that something was wrong.
Xu Jiao couldn't help laughing, but the laugh was out of control, and in the end, the laughter became louder and louder, and she couldn't stop at all.
All of a sudden, everyone at the scene was stunned.
What's going on?
In the entire studio, except for Xu Jiao, who stood on the stage and laughed, everyone else looked at each other.
Everyone is confused, what is the situation? Why do you laugh when you talk? It can't be a brain problem.
The audience was also whispering.
"What is this person doing?"
"New script?"
"It's not like it's psychotic."
At this time, the agent standing in the background was already on fire with his eyes, his face was like frost, and his body was staring at Xu Jiao motionlessly.
Pointing at her, he shouted silently: What the hell are you doing?!!
The mentors on the field glanced at each other and felt that there was going to be a live broadcast accident, but fortunately, the host reacted quickly: "Xu Jiao, did you suddenly think of something happy in life?" ”
The host also deliberately patted her on the shoulder, signaling her to stop in moderation and be live broadcasting.
Xu Jiao suppressed her laughter, and at the same time she knew that she was finished!
Her behavior just now is called a studio accident.
But she didn't mean to.
Xu Jiao looked around timidly, then at several tutors, and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I....The first time I sold miserably, I wasn't very proficient, I couldn't hold back my laughter, four teachers, or ...... Why don't I say it all over again? ”
As soon as these words came out, the audience was silent for three seconds, and then everyone at the scene burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, this sister is too real."
"Haha, although I know that they are all scripts, it is the first time I have heard the parties expose themselves!"
"Hahaha, this sister actually has to say it again."
"It's over, this sister is probably out of play, blatantly provoking the program team, haha, you see that the faces of the hosts and mentors are almost at the bottom of the pot. Tsk, I kind like her character. ”
"Hahaha, it is estimated that the company terminated the contract with her overnight."
At this time, Xu Jiao, who was standing in the center of the stage, wanted to cry without tears.
She knew how stupid she had just been! Not to mention the program group, it is estimated that the brokerage company is rushing her to "terminate" the contract at this time!
Ahh!!!hhhhh How could I be so stupid! Give me a piece of tofu and kill me.
Xu Jiao was in a low mood, and sadly put the microphone on the table next to her, ready to go back to the backstage to "die".
At this time, where does the host dare to let her go. As soon as she leaves, the good voice will become a joke. stepped forward in three steps and two steps, and grabbed Xu Jiao: "Did you come on stage just to make us happy?" The song hasn't been sung yet. ”
The host has a flexible brain, and he can resolve it for you in embarrassing situations.
After he finished speaking, the audience also echoed his joke: yes, leave after singing.
finally met such a stupid and cute player, and everyone became interested.
Several mentors were relieved to see that the enthusiasm of the audience was suspended, as long as the audience was not angry, the program team can say that this is a pre-negotiated program effect, which is used to satirize the tragic incidents of contestants that have been appearing in recent years.
It's just that even if the audience is not angry and opposed now, in the face of this kind of player, the mentor is more or less impatient.
You can't sprinkle the fire on the player, you can only settle accounts with her agent, and the psychosis from there!
The agent at this time is eight hundred regrets! The reason why I took Xu Jiao at that time was because she was beautiful and honest, and she talked well, and her singing voice was not bad, I thought it was a cash cow.
Who knew that her mother was not honest at all but stupid! If she doesn't lose money now, God will love her.
Xu Jiao on the stage didn't know what was going on in her agent's head, she turned her head to look at her agent and said timidly: "Sister, can I sing?" ”
The agent rolled his eyes, leaving her with only two blank eyes.
Eldest sister, what are you looking at me, why are you asking me to do it, you are trying to kill me!
Xu Jiao couldn't guess the agent's thoughts, what did this mean? Let me sing or not let me sing?
"Xu Jiao, please start your performance." The mentor wasn't giving her a chance to tangle.
"I... I'm bringing you an original piece today, and in my song, I hope that... I hope you enjoy it. Xu Jiao stammered when she spoke, she was afraid that she would say the wrong thing again.
The host and the program team didn't want to have any more accidents, so they hurriedly gestured to the sound engineer. Hurry up and get out of the way after singing.
As the accompaniment sounded, Xu Jiao raised the microphone.
Not the slightest bit of defense
There was not a single qualms either
That's how you appeared in my world
I couldn't help but be pleasantly surprised
But you're like that
Quietly disappeared before I knew it
…….
Xu Jiao on the stage was very flustered, but once she threw herself into the song, she regained her confidence.
She can sing to the point of forgetfulness, and even those people on the scene are "empty" in her eyes, and she brings all the lyrics to the meaning of this song into herself.
The unique hoarse voice is transmitted through the microphone to the ears of everyone on the scene.
Little did she know that this song would be a turning point in her fate.
You exist in my mind
In my dreams, in my heart, in my singing
You exist in my mind
In my dreams, in my heart, in my singing.
Xu Jiao only sang a short paragraph, but everyone at the scene was attracted to her.
I didn't expect this little girl to sing really well.
Soon, a few minutes passed, and after singing a song of mine, there was a round of applause from the audience.
Xu Jiao's singing surprised everyone.
This is her original song, and the melody is really good.
In addition to being surprised by Xu Jiao's singing level, the four mentors also analyzed something more professional, and the song was completed in one go from lyrics to composition.
Even if they are professional, they have to say that there is something about this stupid and cute girl.
At this time, several teachers had long forgotten to scold her for being "mentally ill".
Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!
One after another, the instructors turned around.
The female tutor who greeted the company was the first to speak: "You wrote the lyrics and music yourself?" ”
Xu Jiao was a little surprised to see that the four mentors had turned around, this....is this passed?
Her heart was beating faster.
Holding the microphone, he nodded shyly.
The sister's voice was also gentle at this time: "Don't be nervous, you sing very well, my team needs you like this." ”
Another superstar from Wanwan, Jay Chou, interjected: "Xu Jiao comes to my team, and I will take you to sprint for the championship together." ”
Seeing that Sister Na and Dong Chou both began to rob people, the other two mentors were not to be outdone.
"Do you know that God is chasing after the food? Don't bury your talent, come to my team and I'll make you shine on this stage. ”
"Come to my team, I hear your voice, it's a story. If you come to my team, I think we'll have a lot of conversations. ”
Xu Jiao on the stage was stunned, and the four mentors were all robbing her! The first time she encountered this kind of scene, she was a little overwhelmed for a while.
She cast a look of help from the backstage, hoping that her agent would tell her what to choose.
However, the backstage is empty, how can there be a broker!
What ..... do?
Anxious, she suddenly remembered that when the company held a meeting some time ago, she seemed to mention that sister.
The company has something to do with that sister, and originally wanted to leave behind and let her enter that sister's team.
And if you want to win the championship, you can only enter her group.
So, Xu Jiao looked at the sister timidly: "I'...... I choose that sister. ”
When the sister heard this, she immediately ran up to the stage happily and gave Xu Jiao a "warm" hug.
"Xu Jiao, don't worry, I will definitely let you play to your strengths! Let's work together to win this year's championship! ”
At first, the sister was not optimistic about Xu Jiao at all, thinking of taking her through the motions for two issues and quickly letting her be eliminated.
Who knew this was a treasure player.
With such a player, she doesn't lose, Xu Jiao is good, she is a "teacher", if it is not good, it has nothing to do with her.
It's just that I didn't expect such a powerful player, why did her agency still say hello to her?
The sister shook her head, not thinking about these things.
patted Xu Jiao's shoulder: "Go and rest, prepare for the next performance, come on, I'm optimistic about you." ”
Xu Jiao didn't know the little Jiujiu in the female tutor's heart, and after bowing to the audience and tutors, she went off the stage to apologize to the agent in a daze.
But when she came to the backstage, she looked around and didn't see the agent, so she ran to the dressing room again and found that there was none.
At this time, in the dressing room, some players who were preparing to go on stage had a bit of a wonderful expression when they saw Xu Jiao.
Some pouted and dismissed, some pretended to be enthusiastic to congratulate her, and some praised her for her champion.
Where has Xu Jiao experienced this kind of scene, Na Na didn't know what to say, so she could only smile back.
She walked up to another girl from the same company and asked in a low voice, "Have you seen Sister Ling?" ”
The other party sat on the chair, glanced at Xu Jiao through the makeup mirror, and said: "Your agent, ask me what I do, so many mentors choose you, I'm so happy." ”
"Uh...... It's fine. She still has to be modest: "Come on, don't be discouraged if you don't choose this time, come back next time." ”
When the girl heard this, her face turned green instantly. snorted coldly, closed his eyes and ignored Xu Jiao.
Actually, Xu Jiao's words came from the bottom of her heart, she had heard the other party sing, um...... It's not very good.
She was afraid that the other party would be sad if she was not selected when she came to power, so she wanted to comfort her, after all, everyone was from the same company.
I don't know why, it's obviously comforting, why is the other party angry?
She could only quietly exit the dressing room with her small bag, and stood in the aisle to call her agent Sister Ling.
However, as soon as the bell rang, he was hung up by the other party.
After calling again, it has been blocked.
"It's over, it seems that the agent is really angry."
Xu Jiao hung her head weakly, feeling a little confused about what to do next.