Chapter 197: Thank you, I've been licked
(Chapter 195 blocked me from throwing up again, and it will take two days to lift the ban)
This?
This horse rider is actually Lin Ling???
She's actually cooking, and saying such things to herself?!
There is one thing to say, Chu Ci is more willing to believe that Lin Ling said to him: "You are awake, you are the one with the worst quality in this group!" ”
He has seen a lot of contrasts, but he has never seen Lin Ling, who is usually anti-human but now suddenly gentle and wife-like contrast.
I watched it so much that I wondered if I was dreaming......
"Why are you stunned, come over and taste what it tastes like, is it salty enough?" Lin Ling's face continued to show a gentle and generous expression, but the people who watched it made people feel very awkward, and it felt like they were trying to hold back a smirk.
It feels quite terrifying to Chu Cicheng......
"Hiss......" Chu Ci asked tentatively, "What are you...... What's wrong? Stimulated by something. ”
He knew that many psychiatrists needed to find a more senior psychiatrist...... It can be seen that engaging in this profession is actually a high-risk occupation.
However, Lin Ling is only a student, and the theoretical research is very thorough, so I don't see how she practices it.
It doesn't mean that this kid has a mental problem, right?
What Chu Ci didn't know was that for Lin Ling, she was now in the process of putting theory into practice.
That is to say, through her theory of the intimate relationship model, she tried to establish an intimate relationship with Chu Ci and get rid of him!
And what Lin Ling did today is exactly that!
The first is to create more opportunities to contact with Chu Ci, and this can be achieved very simply, after all, everyone is living under the same roof now, and Chu Ci does not go to work, so he only needs to go to school, and he can naturally have more time with him every day.
The so-called building near the water gets the first month, and Lin Ling also wants to take this opportunity to hope to achieve corner overtaking.
The second is to show that he cares about and likes the other party, and shows pleasant characteristics, so Lin Ling chose to make a love lunch for Chu Ci at noon today.
This is the first time that the chef Xiao Bailin has cooked in this life, but she thinks it should be no problem, after all, she does it strictly according to the teaching, and a strict person like her will definitely not be as dark in cooking as An Zhengzhi.
Judging from the appearance alone, she felt that she had succeeded in becoming a teacher.
It's me...... Lin Ling thought slightly proudly in his heart, and invited Chu Ci to come over and taste it.
"This is a lunch made for you, can you see if it suits your taste?"
Chu Ci immediately frowned when he heard this, his vigilance was full, and he also took a strategic retreat, full of rejection.
Something is wrong, this is very wrong!
This can't be what Lin Ling will say and do!
She couldn't have smiled so softly, and she couldn't have really invited me to eat her cooking.
He also said that he would do it specifically for me,
No way, it's absolutely impossible!
So why is she like this?
There is only one truth!
"You poisoned the dish?" Chu Ci asked jokingly: "Are you still doing some new experiments and doing some tricky games?" It's not like it's the script of the program team, right? ”
…… Lin Ling: "What are you talking about?" I don't understand at all, I just want to cook for you, aren't you moved? ”
Lin Ling was also very puzzled at this time,
That's not right, isn't that how the script is written?
Shouldn't he see his gentle little wife who cooks and immediately come up to talk to him, and then the interaction between the two people increases, ambiguity increases, and feelings increase?
As a result, how could Chu Ci refuse in every possible way, and still say such things, is this looking down on her Lin?
"Don't dare to move." Chu Ci nodded as he should: "Don't dare to move at all!" ”
Lin Ling: ......
She almost broke her defenses, and for a moment she wondered if the path she was thinking was right.
Is this guy so funny?
Then Lin Ling would think of Chu Ci's actions when he faced Gu Jutong's seduction, and suddenly his heart was much more balanced.
It shouldn't be that he can target me, but he does this to all girls, is this Chu Ci a big straight man?
"I know I'm in a hurry, but don't ...... me yet," Lin Ling admonished himself.
Then she recalled the 5 points of the Law of Attraction again,
First, contactivity
Two, people will like to like their own
Third, the appearance is attractive
Fourth, challenging, people will like what they can't get
Fifth, similarity, people will like to have the same interests as their own three views
Lin Ling reflected on his current behavior,
She did increase contact and interaction, and she did show her liking for each other, but maybe this performance was too naked, and he was scared for a while.
So at this time, you should take a step back, let him feel a kind of challenge, let him know that the old lady is not so easy to get......
"I was still too casual before...... Lin Ling thought, and then immediately restrained his gentle smirk, and said in a cold tone: "I don't have to go to school today, I have nothing to do at home to cook, I haven't done it before, I don't know how my skills are." ”
"Oh......" Chu Ci felt that the matter was reasonable.
Co-authoring is just looking for a drug test, right?
"You said it earlier, why are you putting on that scary?" Chu Ci complained.
Lin Ling: ???
Am I scary? Am I not gentle like that?
!
This is the gentle smile I've been practicing all morning?! To be reasonable, don't ordinary people feel very cordial when they see it, and they especially want to hug and kiss it?
What the hell do you call me scary?!
The more Lin Ling thought about it, the more angry he became, and his face turned black.
Then I heard Chu Ci swaying over and saying in his mouth: "Yes, that's right, I thought you were possessed by some demon." ”
Lin Ling gritted his teeth and said that she was like a demon and a monster.
Could it be that the impression she usually leaves is too ...... Isn't it so friendly?
Impossible, absolutely impossible! It must be that this guy is too cheap! I just like this kind of high cold!
Lin Ling thought of the cold Chen Chuhui again, and instantly felt that everything had been reasonably explained.
anyway
It couldn't be a problem with her smile......
"Hey, it feels pretty good." Chu Ci looked at the potato roast beef in the pot and looked very appetizing unexpectedly,
The beef is cut into chunks and juicy, and the color looks very attractive, and the potatoes are also a little stewed and a little soft, with a bit of a muddy feeling, and when mixed into the soup, it makes you want to eat it directly.
Now it's still simmering on low heat and making a gurgling sound, steaming.
"You did this?" Chu Ci took a piece of beef and ate it and said in surprise: "I can go, it's really delicious, I never expected it." ”
There is a saying that this taste is very sensual, very flavorful, and the meat is well handled, Q bomb is juicy, there is no wood to make the beef, salty and light is just right, and the smell of spices such as star anise and the taste of potatoes are perfectly integrated with beef,
It is a home-cooked dish that is very mature and successful.
Chu Ci couldn't believe that this was the level that someone who cooked for the first time could make it.
Lin Ling's heart was finally relieved when she heard this, she quietly turned off the teaching video she didn't know how many times she had watched, and said lightly: "I, a little genius in cooking." ”
Then she looked at Chu Ci again, raised her head and said quite arrogantly: "Whatever you want to eat in the future, I'll make it for you." ”
!
When Chu Ci heard the first half of the sentence, he felt that everything was still very harmonious and normal.
Hearing her ambiguous words later, Chu Ci immediately felt his brain buzzing.
This Lin Ling is simply using Chen Chuhui's daily expression, saying lines that only Gu Jujiao can say.
It's weird!
Chu Ci really couldn't figure out why Lin Ling'er was like this all of a sudden......
Wrong
She's not sudden either!
She seemed to have said something similar last night,
So Chu Ci asked again: "Are you taking a truth or dare, or are you completing the task given to you by Gu Kikyo?" ”
"Nope." Lin Ling took a step forward, and if she got closer, she could kiss Chu Ci directly, "This is all my sincerity, I don't believe you can feel it at any time." ”
She raised her head and said, "I won't tell you, I didn't lie to you yesterday, everything was my spontaneous behavior, but because there were outsiders at the time, I was afraid that you would be embarrassed." ”
By implication, I just like you.
Chu Ci retreated again in a fighting manner, and he felt very unreasonable.
It's so sudden!
And the impression that Lin Ling usually left on him was not like this at all, so much so that he would not believe that this woman would move her heart and like whoever she liked......
This is completely an uncivilized straight daughter of a scholar!
"What are you kidding...... Chu Ci said: "It's live here, it's embarrassing." ”
Indeed, the remarks in the live broadcast room at this time are also quite explosive.
"? Do I really want to open it? ”
"One thing to say, my favorite female guest is really Lin Ling, her temperament gives people a very girlish feeling, like a character in a comic."
"Lin Ling is very beautiful! And it's a kind of high-intelligence style, how could she suddenly say this today, is it really fake? It's fake, it's impossible for Chu Ci, this bastard, to be liked by three girls at the same time, right? ”
"Wori, what I've been knocking before is that she and Gu Bellflower are coming, sisters, don't like men! Please look at the girls, too! ”
"It's outrageous...... This is the script arranged by the program team, right? Which screenwriter wrote it? It's two people, isn't it too much? ”
Netizens actually didn't believe Lin Ling's words to a large extent, because she usually doesn't feel like the one that will be related to feelings at all......
Lin Ling looked up at the lens of his glasses and said, "It's okay, the audience watching the live broadcast is lifeless to me, and what they think will not affect me in the slightest......"
“???”
"Are you polite?"
"Holy? I watched the live broadcast well and still lose my vitality directly?? ”
"emmmmm, I really want to go back, but suddenly I think she's so cute."
"It's over, there's no help upstairs, drag it down, wait for death...... How could anyone like someone like Lin Ling, she had to gag her like this! This is also the mission I want to accomplish in the second half of my life! ”
Chu Ci was also a momentary speechless,
How does this feel that Lin Ling is a little schizophrenic?
He opened his mouth and tried to speak again and again, but in the end he could only say the classic 4 words:
"Are you alright?"
Lin Ling's expression froze suddenly, and he said hesitantly:
"Shouldn't you be very touched that I have been in the mood for so long to say such affectionate words?"
Chu Ci slapped his face and said speechlessly: "It's still the same sentence, I don't dare to move ...... at all."
"What the hell are you going to do?" Chu Ci said.
"What did I fail to do that made you dislike me?" Lin Ling said seriously, she really wants to know the answer to this question, and there is feedback suggesting that she can continue to adjust the next move, she is not a person who will give up easily, but will continue to adjust the direction according to the feedback and insist on acting until it succeeds.
She really wanted to get feedback directly from Chu Ci so that she could adjust what she should do next, so she asked like this.
Chu Ci was very shocked, how could she say such a thing seriously, and it was the same as the truth.
"You must be playing some little human experiment, right? It must be so! ”
"It's not a ......," Lin Ling thought for a while and said, "I admit that I have an experimental part, but not entirely for the experiment, but more importantly for a result." ”
The result is a roundabout route to get the Kikyo ......
When Chu Ci heard this, he felt that things were more reasonable, and he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart and asked, "So what kind of result do you want to achieve?" ”
"You can't say it, if you say it, it will affect the result." LIN Lingdao,
If Chu Ci knew her purpose...... Then it is impossible to really be attacked by him.
Wrong!
Lin Ling suddenly had a new idea,
Do you want to invite Chu Ci to accompany you in a play?
Let him pretend to like himself! Isn't it the same to achieve the final result?
But the key is that Chu Ci will most likely not accompany him to act in such a scene, as long as he really has a bellflower in his heart.
It's easier to let yourself really get rid of it.
Lin Ling thought about it, and his thoughts were no longer wavering.
And she feels that she has succeeded more than half of her today, after all, the book says well, if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first grab his stomach, and obviously, her cooking today is very successful!
It's not in vain that she strictly follows every process step to do it! A dish of roast beef with potatoes is really pondered early in the morning.
In the control of heat and time, I also worked hard to achieve the extreme, and it was strict to the kind of timing with a stopwatch.
She asked, how could Chu Ci withstand such a self-capable cook?!
Gu Bellflower and Chen Chuhui don't know how to cook at all!
"What are you asking me to do for an experiment!" Chu Ci waved his hand and said, "You spend your own money to find experimental subjects." ”
Lin Ling had an idea: "Do the dog licking experiment." ”
"Huh?" Chu Ci didn't understand what it meant.
"I want to study what the mentality of licking a dog looks like, so as to contribute to a healthy and healthy psychology of marriage and love." Lin Lingdao: "And now it has reached the final stage of the experiment, that is, to become a licking dog and experience it for yourself." ”
"And I finally decided to choose to lick you."
Chu Ci was stunned for a moment, and remembered some of the things she asked before, when this guy also said that Gu Bellflower was licking a dog...... Instantly felt very reasonable.
But......
"Why are you licking me? You go lick them, aren't there other male guests? Chu Ci waved his hand.
Lin Ling stared at his eyes seriously and said, "They don't deserve ......"
Chu Ci was dumbfounded.
Don't you say,
This wave really has been licked to ......
(End of chapter)