"Dr. Chan, I dreamed of a girl last night."

"Oh? Is she good-looking? ”

"It's beautiful."

"How pretty?"

"It's very pretty." The man was wearing a light blue hospital gown, and his eyes showed deep infatuation, "You know what? She actually has eight eyes and eight legs, which is a full seven pairs more than other girls! I've never seen such a beautiful girl! ”

Gu Chi: "......"

I've never seen such a forward-thinking aesthetic.

The man's eyes were full of admiration: "She is really beautiful!" ”

Gu Chi looked at the man for a while, nodded and said, "Understood." ”

Immediately, I put a × in the blank space of the [whether cross-species sexual fetishes are getting better] column on the checklist, remark: dyscalculia.

In 4399, human science and technology are advancing, and so is orientation.

Carry on the past and forge ahead into the future, and fully develop the possibilities and diversity of ourselves and other living beings.

How so......

Pretty good.

But it's not advisable – at least not in the open.

For example, the No. 14 patient in front of him, because he couldn't control the love surging in his heart, put on a wedding dress for the heifer in the family, and invited the seven aunts and eight aunts to come together to witness their undying love, so everyone happily ate the boxi, and then called him to send him here - Younanshan Psychiatric Rehabilitation Center.

"Do you have any other questions?" Gu Chi asked.

"No...... Oh no, there is. The man rubbed his little rough hands and said, "That...... Dr. Chan, look, how have I been doing lately? ”

"Not bad." Gu Chi said, "What's wrong?" ”

Man: "I'd like to take a leave of absence from you." ”

Gu Chi: "What are you going to do?" ”

The man scratched his head, his pretty face flushed, and said embarrassedly: "I want to go out to find her and be her husband." ”

Hearing this, Gu Chi, who was writing the conclusion of the case investigation, raised his head and asked, "Isn't she a dream?" ”

The man said seriously: "I was reading a book about dreams recently, and the book said that dreams are a reflection of reality, and sometimes there must be in dreams, and there are no times in dreams...... Just dream again. ”

"I'm sure she'll be waiting for me somewhere, waiting for me to go to her, marry her home, and give birth to a basket of big fat dolls."

As he spoke, the man put on that idiot expression again.

Gu Chi: "......"

He wanted to tell the other party that the phrase "dreams are a reflection of reality" is not understood in this way, and that the things that appear in dreams are not necessarily real in reality, and more often than not, they are just a form of release for people to release the stress of their lives.

But, after all, he is the number one person in this place, and his thinking mode is extraordinary, and it doesn't seem to make sense to reason with him, so it's better to be practical, such as-

Gu Chi tapped the table with a pen, waking the man up from the state of fascinated love, and said in a solemn tone: "Fourteen, do you know that you are committing a crime by doing this?" ”

Man: "? ”

He just wanted to take a leave of absence to find the lover of his dreams, how could he commit a crime?

Gu Chi threw the man's case on the table and said, "Before this, you once married a cow named Julia, and now marrying the eight-eyed lady will constitute the crime of bigamy." ”

The man argued: "But Julia and I didn't get the certificate!" ”

"But your relatives witnessed your wedding." Gu Chi said, "Therefore, you and Julia have a public identity as husband and wife, the purpose of marriage, and the form of living together, which fully meets the criteria for determining de facto marriage under Chinese law." ”

"Wait a minute, Julia may ......"

"Are you trying to say that Lady Julia may not know, or don't want to marry you, so she doesn't have a marriage purpose?"

"Yes, that's right!"

"That's better."

Gu Chi said: "Your situation is a marriage fraud, and you deceived Ms. Julia into marrying you without her willingness or knowledge, which violated and damaged Ms. Julia's own rights and interests, and you knew in your subjective consciousness that this was a marriage fraud, and the circumstances were heinous, and you were sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years, and a fine." ”

Man: "......"

A cold sweat crept up his forehead.

Gu Chi blinked: "By the way, let me ask again, how old is Ms. Julia this year?" ”

Man: "Ten, thirteen? ”

Syllable!

Gu Chi snapped his fingers: "Awesome, thirteen this year, then she was twelve when she married you last year, and having a relationship with Ms. Julia, who is under the age of fourteen, whether both parties are willing or not, will constitute a strong . The crime of adultery shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years, and the punishment for both crimes shall be concurrently...... Congratulations, Fourteen, you won't have to worry about eating for a long time to come. ”

Man: "......"

Gu Chi: "Do you still want to ask for leave now?" ”

The man was sweating profusely, and his head shook like a bartender: "No, no, no, I'll tell her tonight that I can't give her the happiness she wants, and there are many men who are better than me, let her find someone else." ”

At this moment, a mobile phone rings outside the door.

"There is a kind of love called letting go, giving up for love for a long time~"

"If we stay together, let you give everything, let true love take me away!"

The lyrics that were too appropriate for the occasion made the man's eyes fill with tears at once, he covered his mouth, choked up and opened the door and ran out.

Dr. Chen at the door had just pressed down the phone, and his hand was still in the posture of knocking on the door, but suddenly a person rushed out, his eyes drifting all the way to the end of the corridor with the man's back fleeing, with a puzzled expression: "What's wrong with him?" ”

Gu Chi shrugged: "Maybe I thought of something sad." ”

"Sad?" Dr. Chan stared outside for a moment, then shook his head.

After all, he is a normal person, and he can't figure out the emotions of patients.

Taking off his coat and hanging it on the coat rack, Dr. Chan asked about Fourteen's condition: "How is it, is it getting better?" ”

"The same old way." Gu Chi handed the checklist to Dr. Chen.

Dr. Chan noticed the word "dyscalculia" and couldn't help asking, "You gave him an arithmetic problem?" ”

"He was the one who gave himself an arithmetic problem." Gu Chi repeated the man's words, "The girl in his dream has eight eyes and eight legs, seven pairs more than ordinary people. ”

Dr. Chan wondered, "Is there a problem?" ”

Gu Chi: "...... I suggest you take the time to get a brain check-up as well. ”

Dr. Chan: "? ”

Gu Chi thought for a while, and then said, "In addition, he has been calling me Doctor Chen today, thinking that I am you, and there may be something wrong with my vision or cognition." ”

Dr. Chan picked up the landline and instructed the nurse to arrange for the man to have his instrument re-examined.

When he hung up the phone, Gu Chi spoke again: "One more thing, there are a total of fourteen patients today, and they all had dreams last night. ”

Dr. Chen didn't care: "It is normal for patients to have a bad mental state and dream easily, as long as they don't sleepwalk, it's not a big problem. ”

Gu Chi: "That's a coincidence?" ”

Dr. Chan nodded, "Well, coincidence." ”

Gu Chi said: "But I've been dreaming of a girl lately. ”

Dr. Chan: "Eight eyes and eight legs, too?" ”

"Not really." Gu Chi got up and walked to the water dispenser to take a glass of water, and said, "She's human." ”

On that day, the girl stood under the banyan tree, her hands clasped to her chest, her snow neck slightly raised, and the breeze pulled the hair from her ears and stroked mischievously on her lips.

This is a very beautiful girl, with bright eyes and bright teeth, clear and moving, with a face that makes boys feel their first love flutter just by looking at it.

The sunlight poured down, seeping through the shade of the trees and dappled on the girl's spotless school uniform, as beautiful as a painting in a collection of youth essays.

Dr. Chan asked curiously, "Did she tell you anything?" ”

"Yes." Gu Chi took a sip of water and said, "She said, if I say I like you one day, then you must be dreaming." ”

"Tsundere?" Dr. Chen's expression was slightly strange, "Do you like this one?" ”

Hasn't Tsundere already retired from the environment?

Gu Chi was noncommittal: "What if she is arrogant or not, it doesn't matter if I like tsundere or not?" ”

Dr. Chan didn't believe it: "Don't like Tsundere, you molded her into Tsundere?" ”

Controlling their dreams and turning the people and things in their dreams into what they want is what they like to do, and the reason why he and Gu Chi met and became friends was because of this common hobby.

The first time they met, it was at a meeting of lucid dreamers.

"I didn't interfere with the dream." Gu Chi shook his head and said, "It's just a simple dream." ”

Interference ≠ creation.

Dr. Chen said "oh": "Then I know, do you want to make up for your past lack in reality and experience what it's like to have a childhood sweetheart?" ”

Qingmei + tsundere, the classic character is set up, and the sense of substitution is very strong.

Dr. Chan continued, "If I'm not mistaken, the banyan tree in your dream should be on your high school campus? ”

"You are at the same table in class, and after school, you are neighbors, and you go to school together every day and go home together."

"You've got a bike, and every time she picks her up, she looks disgusted, but she's still in the back seat of you."

"Occasionally, she will buy you a cup of milk tea, saying that it is the fare for your car, and if you ask her how she knows the flavor you like, she will say buy it casually, so she will not care what you want to drink."

"She never admits that she likes you, and you don't admit that you like her, and you just pull and pull until you wake up, right?"

"Yes, yes, but ......" Gu Chi didn't finish his words before he was interrupted by Dr. Chen raising his hand.

"There's no denying it, I know it all." Dr. Chan looked like a passer-by, his eyes flashed with reminiscence, and he said, "Once, I also controlled myself to have such a dream. ”

There is no payment link, it's just so simple that it can't be simple anymore, and even the relationship between the two doesn't need to be broken, the kind of sneaking a look at her during class, she obviously found out but pretended not to know, and blushed while pretending to listen carefully to the class, which is the most beautiful appearance of youth.

Who doesn't love sweet love anymore?

However, people have to face reality after all.

There is a saying in his dream club - the best way to avoid getting lost in dreams is not to make dreams too beautiful.

If you create a sweet dream for yourself that you don't want to wake up for a long time, you may really not wake up.

Even if you wake up, you may not be able to bear the contrast between reality and dreams, leading to serious consequences such as mental disorders.

In this situation, Dr. Chen can only say, "Welcome to Yo Nanshan Psychiatric Rehabilitation Center. ”

In a way, lucid dreaming can be said to be a high-risk hobby.

Gu Chigang said that he has been dreaming of a girl recently, and the word "old" means more than once or twice, and having the same dream in a row is a precursor to a person who is about to get lost in the dream - even if Gu Chi dreams because he is affected by some supernatural force, he should not dream of the same girl repeatedly, unless he thinks about it day and night after dreaming for the first time, and he never forgets it.

As a friend, Dr. Chan felt the need to remind Gu Chi.

His face became a little more serious, and he pointed to the picture frame on the wall and said, "Do you know why I hung it in such a prominent place?" ”

It was a picture of a clown printed out of the internet – fantasy time.

"Because in this way, it can always warn me not to take my dreams seriously, otherwise I will really become a clown in the eyes of others." Dr. Chan said.

Gu Chi was silent.

Dr. Chen patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "I know, after dreaming for so many days, I have feelings, and you will be reluctant to let you suddenly stop dreaming about her, and I was the same before, but it doesn't matter, we can take our time." ”

"You focus on life, and after a while, you will find that childhood sweethearts are actually not a big deal."

"Look at me, don't talk about Qingmei, I haven't talked about a girlfriend since I was a child, and I'm still a single dog, isn't it just as good?"

Gu Chi looked at Doctor Chen, and stopped talking.

Dr. Chen: "It's okay, just say whatever you want, and I'll help you solve the problem together." ”

Gu Chi: "Then I said it?" ”

Dr. Chan: "Say it! ”

Gu Chi tried his best to keep his tone soft: "Is there a possibility that my dream is true?" ”

Dr. Chan: "? ”

It's true?

"What do you mean?"

"I didn't interfere with the dream, and I didn't deliberately create it." Gu Chi explained, "I just naturally dreamed about things that had happened before. ”

Dr. Chen's expression slowly froze: "So, you really have a green plum?" ”

"Hmm." Gu Chi nodded, thought for a while and added, "It should be two." ”

Dr. Chan: "?? ”

Yes, and two?

Gu Chi: "They are twins. ”

Dr. Chan: "??? ”

Or twins?!

Gu Chi: "They look very similar, if I don't speak, it's hard for me to tell who they are......"

Dr. Chan: "Shut up! ”

He led by example to enlighten Gu Chi, and after saying so much, he actually kept smearing paint on his face?

He only dared to have one Qingmei in his dreams, but Gu Chi had two in real life??

Looking up at the frame on the wall, Dr. Chan felt as if the clown was smiling at him.

Gu Chi said innocently: "You asked me to say it." ”

Dr. Chen clutched his chest and pointed to the door, "You, get out!" I don't have a friend like you to separate the hostages! ”

Gu Chi really planned to leave.

Not angry, of course.

He himself had come to help Dr. Chan on a substitute shift, and now that Dr. Chan is back, it's time for him to go home.

After a busy afternoon, Gu Chi was a little sleepy.

"Don't forget you owe me a meal."

Gu Chi took off his white coat and threw it to Dr. Chen, humming a little song, and left the office briskly.

Dr. Chen snorted, put on his clothes, and caught a glimpse of the picture frame on the wall, and the more he looked at it, the more unpleasant it became, so he simply dismantled it and threw it into the trash with a "bang".

Tomorrow I will change my picture to Superman in red pants!

Why Superman?

Like fantasy time, Superman has a special meaning.

Dr. Chan is more than just a doctor.

It is no coincidence that the patients in the hospital are dreaming at the same time.

It's just that there are some things that he can't tell Gu Chi.

Dr. Chan sat down in his chair and saw a virtual interface that only he could see.

[The game "Huangliang Dream" strategy has timed out and is about to come to reality]

【Difficulty: A (Elite)】

【Arrival Location: Shiraishi Town】

[Precursor of Arrival: Drowsiness, Easy Dreams]

[Advent countdown: 02:38:54]

[Note: When the game officially comes, the life in the advent area will automatically enter the game in a sleeping state, please try to guide it as soon as possible.] 】

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