Chapter 183: He Fell Asleep Next to Me (Ask for Subscription!) )
"Wow, I'm not hot!"
"I'm not spicy!"
"The goddess is married, why am I still with 30,000 people......"
In the starless night, the moon of the fifteenth was round and round.
The last team building of the Swing Rotten Group before the Pure Land 1.0 version was successfully completed.
As soon as they returned to reality, a group of veteran players began to scream in the group, and the screen was full of crying emojis.
They didn't even look at the settlement rewards, and the average A-level evaluation was not enough, and they felt that they were good dishes after taking a second look.
The seafood lover who died first under Xia Leng's sword deducted a question mark: "? ”
The rest of the players who did not participate in the team building have +1: "? ”
Sled Dog: "What goddess marries?" ”
Magical boy: "You're in the middle of the goddess?" ”
Playing ice on the paper: "/ Crying, not only is it the goddess, but also the goddess's boyfriend!" ”
Everyone: "??? ”
Sled Dog: "Are you sure you're entering Wuquxing, not the horizon?" ”
The horizon is a sci-fi world, and the goddess marries and has a double row with her boyfriend, which is more sci-fi than sci-fi.
And all the players in this group are drama spirits, led by Lao Li Tou, many of them have formed a group to act and deceive everyone for fun, especially this kind of thing that is outrageous when they hear it, they can't believe it.
It is not so much that the goddess marries, but that the goddess marries a girl with high credibility.
The idea of the sled dog is very similar to the original Lao Li Tou and others, and the main Qingchi does not feel like the kind of girl who will find a boyfriend.
is too cold, strong and strong, which man can enter the eyes of the goddess?
Not even to mention the eyes, many people can't even add friends, and if they want to send a message to the goddess, they can only use the private chat of the public channel, and as we all know, the goddess never watches the public channel.
"/ Heartbreak, believe it or not, I'm tired, this time I didn't have a 48-hour deep sleep, and I couldn't heal the wounds in my heart." ”
Playing ice on the paper: "/ Tears, I can't remember the appearance of the goddess, but I remember that the goddess kissed him...... Gu thief, you really damn it! ”
Everyone: "??? ”
Dr. M: "? ”
As a scientific research enthusiast who devotes most of his time to scientific experiments, Dr. M rarely has a group of free water, and he has just completed a small project at this time, so he can relax for a while, so he came up to take a look, and as soon as he opened the group, he saw the paper playing ice and saying that the goddess kissed the thief.
Who is Gu Thief?
Fake lawyer: "It's not a joke, it's a rumor if the story is overwritten, understand?" ”
Sled Dog: "The logic is wrong, the character is wrong, and the nature of the story does not match the background, so it is recommended to recompile." ”
Orange Cheng couldn't wake up and stole Lao Li's emoji: "Le, you guys, you guys don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin." ”
The sexy uncle said angrily: "You are a happy fart, when did you come out with the murder knife?" ”
All the equipment that allows players to burst more gold coins is collectively called "killing knives" by veteran players, which is very rare.
And the increase of 5% to 8% is huge, more than 50%, which is also the top one among all the killing knives.
Orange Orange's answer that she couldn't wake up almost didn't off the sexy uncle, she sent a naughty expression: "Is it possible that I don't actually have a murder knife?" ”
This is a white lie.
Sexy Uncle: "??? ”
Plum Blossom and Others: "??? ”
Kiru Ruka: "/ Scold, stinky woman, you traitor!" actually helped outsiders to harm their own brothers! ”
Orange couldn't wake up: "Hee-hee, who let one of you pretend to be me there to horn?" Besides, Gu Yuan is not an outsider. ”
When he saw this name, he was jealous: "Why don't you count?" He's not in the group! ”
Orange Orange couldn't wake up and said, "I ask you, is the goddess an outsider?" ”
"Of course not. ”
Orange couldn't wake up: "That's it." A friend of our friends, and a friend of ours, understand? ”
Playing ice on the paper: "Understand a fart!" Is that a friend? He's the goddess's boyfriend!! ”
Lao Li Tou: "So our goddess's boyfriend is also our boyfriend?" ”
Everyone: "??? ”
Malamute: "Wait! ”
He watched the paper and the others chatting, and the more he looked at it, the more wrong it became.
Shouldn't storytelling focus on the story itself?
They didn't believe it yet, and a group of people chatted on their own, as if they had experienced it themselves, like the situation where they suffered losses in the game in the past and complained to each other after going offline.
Malamute: "But don't tell me you're telling the truth." ”
Lao Li Tou: "Le." Little Orange, give them some Heavenly Emperor shock. ”
Orange Orange couldn't wake up: "Good Le! ”
Putting aside the desire to share in her heart and the selfishness of wanting to see a bunch of old things to shock the lovelorn, she also wants to tell the content of this copy.
At the end of the game, there are 62 players left, which means that there may be more than just people who attend the goddess's wedding, and there are some passers-by who are well hidden and have not been found by Lao Li Tou.
These passers-by are likely to post this on the forums, including the fight between Goddess and Huang Ji when they first met.
That's two women fighting for a husband, how bad it is to spread out.
So Cheng Cheng couldn't wake up and cut all the scenes of Huang Ji in a big way, without mentioning a word, the relevant parties only talked about part of the daily life of the goddess and Gu Yuan, as well as a grand wedding.
They have a lot of bad people, and if outsiders ask, this is the original story.
Don't look at the ice acid on the paper, the back molars are about to be crushed, but that is only for Gu Chi.
The reputation of the goddess is at stake, and he must do his best to protect it!
The sexy uncle and others naturally understood the meaning of Orange Orange not waking up, and their hearts said that this stinky woman was quite thin.
But even if Orange doesn't say it, they won't complain outside of the group.
The real big guy, who will have nothing to do to speak on the world channel, or go to the forum water post?
As members of the Swing Group, they are also very proud.
So, dozens of players, no one interrupted Orange Orange to wake up and speak.
Orange Cheng used all his life's work to sacrifice all the ink accumulated in his stomach since he was a child, and described to everyone the scene of Xia Leng and Gu Chi kissing in public, and then looking at each other affectionately, which was simply sweet.
Everyone: "??? ”
Malamute: "No! I don't believe it! ”
Magical Boy: "Fake! It must be fake! How could the goddess take the initiative to kiss him! ”
Fake lawyer: "Also, is that Gu Yuan a little outrageously strong?" You can't run one of them together? ”
Lao Li Tou: "Le, guess why the guys who usually love the water group don't talk now?" ”
It's all self-contained.
There is nothing sadder in this world than the goddess being robbed and not being able to defeat the "rival in love".
Malamute: "@清池! ”
Magical Boy: "@清池! ”
Everyone: "@清池! ”
According to Orange Orange, the goddess has also come out now, and they can ask the person directly about it!
At this time, Xia Leng was lying on the bed naked, enjoying Gu Chi's massage service.
Although she doesn't need to massage her body lotion, Gu Chi is willing to pinch her back and rub her shoulders, and she doesn't mind.
Xia Leng didn't look at the group, but she habitually hung up a backstage, her eyes were slightly squinted, and there was a faint joy in her eyes, because Gu Chi's skills were good, until she saw the icon flashing in the lower right corner, she lazily stretched out her hand, opened the group, and sent a question mark.
Kiyoike: "? ”
Then scroll up the chat history.
Why are you talking about her again?
Xia Leng: "......"
She's just an ordinary girl, isn't it normal to have a boyfriend?
What's not to believe?
The sled dog asked, "Goddess, did you really kiss him?" ”
Magical Boy: "Tell us it's fake!" ”
Xia Leng was expressionless: "I just kissed, what's wrong?" ”
Malamute: "??? ”
Everyone: "??? ”
Magical boy: "Just kissed??" ”
Malamute: "You're together offline, too??? ”
Xia Leng: "Well, he fell asleep next to me, what's wrong?" ”
Everyone: "?!! ”
Are you sure it's just pro??
Xia Leng's words hurt a lot, and she admitted it herself, even if the story is sci-fi, everyone has to believe it.
In fact, Xia Leng never said that he was single, but few people asked, and he couldn't ask, after all, friends can't be added.
A very small number of players who have asked don't believe Xia Leng's words, "I have a boyfriend" is a good reason to refuse, with Xia Leng's temperament, and too lazy to explain too much, plus her appearance is cold, over time, an established impression has been formed.
And when this established impression was suddenly shattered by myself, the impact was huge.
The sled dog hugged his head and broke the defense: "/ Cry, kill me, I won't live anymore!" ”
The magical boy said sadly: "/ Tears, I'm going to the rooftop, friends, see you tomorrow." ”
Everyone: "/ Crying, where to jump, I'll go and line up." ”
All kinds of crying emojis are once again filling the slump group, and the dynamic tears are about to overflow from the screen.
Seeing this, the people on the paper were inexplicably more comfortable.
Sure enough, sharing makes people happy.
Everyone is out of love, which means that no one is out of love, and no one can laugh at anyone.
Xia Leng was in a good mood at the moment, the corners of her lips were raised with a shallow arc, and she didn't understand why she felt happy in her heart after saying these words, but this pleasure did exist.
This should be similar to the mentality of those celebrities who have hidden their relationship with each other for many years and suddenly announced it one day, the difference is that she did not deliberately hide Gu Chi's existence, and Xia Leng didn't understand what kind of psychology this was, she only knew that she really loved this man.
"You're talking to a friend?" Gu Chi noticed the girl's movements.
"Hmm." Xia Leng turned his head sideways and said, "Someone asked me if I really kissed you, and I said I just kissed you." ”
Of course, Gu Chi knew that the girl was swearing sovereignty for him, so he pretended to be surprised and said, "You still lie?" ”
Xia Leng: "No. ”
Gu Chi: "We didn't kiss just now. ”
Xia Leng looked at him: "You won't make it up now?" ”
Gu Chi: "......"
That's right.
He's not a hypocritical person.
Xia Leng's lips were very soft, and his mouth was small, which was exactly the same as Xia Ling, and Gu Chi gently held the tenderness in it as soon as he lowered his head.
There is a smooth sweetness in the gentleness, like morning dew, clear and sweet, which makes people love it.
I don't know how long it took.
Gu Chi's waist was a little sore.
He was standing the whole time, bent over like a fairy tale prince kissing Sleeping Beauty.
It's just that the prince didn't kiss him for long.
Gu Chi felt that Sleeping Beauty was not as good-looking as Xia Leng.
10 initial charm points plus Xi Shi in the eyes of his lover, in his heart, Xia Leng's appearance is like him with 60,000 rhymes, and no one can fight them.
After the two parted their lips, Gu Chi looked at Xia Leng's quiet eyes up close, admired the slightly red appearance of the girl's cheeks, and blinked: "You seem to like to kiss me more?" ”
From the wedding ceremony to the present, it has not been long for them, Xia Leng is such a pure-hearted person, and he wants to do the same thing with him twice in a row in such a short period of time, which is enough to prove that he really likes it.
Xia Leng said lightly: "It's you who like to kiss me." ”
Gu Chi smiled but did not speak.
But soon he couldn't laugh.
Gu Chi didn't notice at all that the physiological defense line he had worked so hard to build before was unknowingly melted and disintegrated in the process of briefly lingering with Xia Leng.
At the moment, he is very honest.
Xia Leng glanced down: "You touched the line." ”
Gu Chi: "......"
He felt like he was in the summer cold again.
"You're committing a foul." Gu Chi said dissatisfied, "How can there be a quiet increase in difficulty halfway?" ”
Xia Leng: "Isn't it now?" ”
Gu Chi: "Tricks, right?" ”
Xia Leng didn't admit or deny it, but said, "Add one day." ”
A month and a day.
Gu Chi tried to protest: "You are depriving me of my freedom. ”
Xia Leng asked rhetorically: "Why, there is no me in your freedom?" ”
As soon as this "political" question was raised, Gu Chi immediately turned a corner: "I mean, it's all yours anyway, it doesn't matter if you add it or not." ”
Xia Leng: "I like to add." ”
"Then add!" Gu Chi said decisively, "One day is not enough, add one year!" ”
Xia Leng lifted the corners of his lips, don't ignore this guy.
The old husband and wife were naturally very happy when they flirted and scolded, Gu Chi could actually see that Xia Leng didn't really want to punish him, he was also cooperating with Xia Leng and coaxing his wife, no matter how patient he was, he couldn't be too patient.
Different from the ease of the two.
In the capital, an offline combat center, the atmosphere is scorching.
A huge conference room was crowded with people, all busy for "Silent Snow Mountain Copy", and from time to time people walked around to pass materials.
Chu Duan sat in the command seat, looking at the only 2 times left in the game library, his brows tightened.
Due to the mechanics of the Pure Land game itself, they currently have very little information about the Secret Land of the Silent Snow Mountain.
Players can choose the background, mode, difficulty, etc. of the dungeon in the conscription mode, but they cannot choose the timeline, and the timeline of "The Secret Land of Silent Snow Mountain" is relatively low, which belongs to a type of book with a low matching probability, and the existing information in the database cannot help them directly figure out the situation of Silent Snow Mountain.
And there's a very strange place.
The boss of "Silent Snow Mountain Secret Realm" is named Huang Ji, and her memories don't seem to reset when the dungeon is reset.
The Dragon Blade Guild found two players who failed the initial strategy through some special paths, and according to the description, they were all deceived by Huang Ji - from entering the secret realm to being killed by Huang Ji, there was a process of Huang Ji impersonating players, but when they tried the strategy copy with the wild man for the first time, Huang Ji didn't lie to them and directly started killing.
The ten people who entered the book for the second time were all Dragon Blade players, but at this time, the mission that had changed once again changed, and the birth point of the ten people was in the same town, and they couldn't run, and they died faster than the first time.
As a result, they typed the book twice, and only obtained one accurate key information, that is, the realm of Huangjiao, the realm of the Five Tribulations, the first in the world.
This cultivation is no longer a question of whether it is high or not, it can only be described as terrifying.
If it comes to reality, it will be a completely humanoid nuclear bomb, which can destroy the world with a single move.
Chu Dushen really didn't understand why a monk of this level would have the same level of knowledge as a player, shouldn't she just ignore the world and pursue immortality?
Today is the third time, and Chu Dushen is trying to negotiate with Huang Ji.
This group of players has just received professional negotiation training, and their faces are the most "kind" among the remaining qualified players, and they have just entered the capital for a minute......
"Huh."
Oh, it's out again.
……
Let me slowly sort out the plot for a few days and explode again! (Ask for a commuter pass!) )
(End of chapter)