This bad does not mean that the character is bad, but that this man does not pay attention to the rules, does not play according to the routine, does not abide by the sense of rules, does not do things as he wants, and does not want many good men to express his heart and give gifts.

Especially the idol dramas that have been broadcast in the past two years, the "Meteor Garden" is the best case, the good man Hua Ze can't die well, and the bad man Daoming Temple hugs the beautiful woman.

When a woman is with such a bad man, she will have very strong mood swings, and when she is with a good man, the emotions are always a straight line.

A straight line, indicating that the heartbeat is gone, how can you talk about heartbeat.

The behavior of a good man can always be predicted, and the behavior of a bad man is unpredictable.

So most of the problems that a good man encounters in a relationship are because he doesn't really attract this woman, but relies on time, feelings, and paying this sunk cost to make this woman accustomed to your existence, that's all.

There are feelings, but there are no impulses, no desires.

is different from the lively Wolong and Phoenix Chicks in the last row of high school, the last row of college is usually social terror, looking at each other and twisting and pinching.

Qingyun smiled and simply wrote a formula on the blackboard: 'Say hello + name + hometown + specialty + hobby + thank you'.

Putting down the chalk, he tapped on the blackboard, "Slip a little, set a formula, this is always okay, right?" ”

"Big ...... Hello everyone, my name is He Bo, I am from Ganyue Provincial City, and our specialty is ......"

He Bo, the first boy to walk on stage, was stuck when he said this, and his face was full of awkwardness, which made Emperor Yun a little confused, and praised it next to him, "What is the specialty?" ”

He Bo was about to cry, "I don't know what our specialty is!" Does the Heavenly Master count? Our most famous one is the Dragon Tiger Mountain Heavenly Master......"

Specialty: Celestial Master......

Well, the abundance of celestial masters means the abundance of zombies.

Emperor Yun's face suddenly seemed to be constipated.

He thinks this He Bo is messing with him!

What's more, the first self-introduction is so shocking.

The classroom laughed like a pot of porridge.

And Su Caiwei's vest at the door suddenly felt a little cold.

Despite being a science woman, she is most afraid of this kind of thing.

Although the teaching building at night is brightly lit at the moment, it is dark outside the balcony.

She felt a little furious in her heart, and quickly slipped back to the classroom, pretending to be calm and letting He Bo continue.

Emperor Yun, who sat back in his seat, poked Confucius next to him, who was still immersed in 'Fudan Enlightenment', and lowered his voice, "See? This is the master. ”

Although Confucius was thinking about his own realization, he did not leave behind the self-introduction on the stage.

He only thought it was funny, "It's normal to not know the specialties of my hometown." I don't know what we have there. ”

They are all top students who have studied hard for 12 years, and most of their minds are spent on their studies and they don't know that these are normal.

However, when his mentality changed, he suddenly found that Qingyun was not so strong.

It's not all two eyes, one nose and one mouth, it's just that Qingyun's luck is too strong, so the shaft became famous, and he can change him.

Emperor Yun, who didn't know that Confucius was suddenly full of self-confidence, just smiled when he heard the words.

He Bo on the stage said innocently in the laughter of everyone, "Our specialty is really a heavenly master!" If the female classmates in the class go to Longhu Mountain for a trip, if they are afraid, they can call me, I will live at the bottom of the mountain, and there will be a little stamp.

Longhu Mountain is the eighth largest world natural heritage in China, a typical Danxia landform and scenery, and is the birthplace of Taoism in China, which is very worthy of everyone's visit.

By the way, there is a 'Heavenly Master Chestnut Roasted Local Chicken' which is very good, I know that there is a special one on the mountain, I can take you there. ”

Confucius Ziqian's face was blue and red at the moment.

All right!

It's not a good person!

For the sake of a preferential mating right, it is really unscrupulous.

"Lu Yulin, from Ludong Xiandu, I don't have any hobbies, I like to study, four years of college, I will focus on studying, because learning makes my girlfriend happy! Happy girlfriend and happy family! ”

The class burst into laughter.

is worthy of being the king of volumes from Ludong.

In the midst of laughter, many girls sighed for no reason.

Lu Yulin can sit here, and he also directly covers the lower limit of future development, and the important thing is that compared with a bunch of small potatoes in the class, he is tall and big, and he looks like a talent.

It's just a pity...... Hearing this, the grass is already famous.

Also.

A group of really the best marriageable men will never end up in college.

At the latest, it was booked during the summer vacation of the college entrance examination.

However, at this moment, Lu Yulin changed his words and said with a smile, "I don't know if my future girlfriend is satisfied with my attitude?" ”

The class burst into laughter again, and many boys booed it.

Confucius Qian, numb.

Ok, good, good!

Dog's day, a bunch of scheming boys!

Emperor Yun is also a little forbearing.

It seems that this class is quite interesting.

It's fun to introduce yourself, it's interesting, but it's frivolous, it's actually self-isolating from the class committee competition behind.

Of course, he also understands that unlike ten years later, at the beginning of the century, not to mention these schools in Qingbei Fujiaoren, few people in 985 and 211 universities are willing to be class committee members.

A boy wearing trousers and baring his leg hair and wearing flip-flops walked up to the podium, "Yu ...... Yu Yongchao, from Nanyue......"

Emperor Yun wanted to frown when he heard this.

It's not that this sweeping monk is dressed as a scholar that makes him uncomfortable, but this accent......

I want to straighten out his tongue.

However, there is no way, the university is all over the world, just like this, his roommate Guo Ke's 'Central Plains official dialect' is in a hurry, which makes people hear it in a fog, not to mention Nanyue, a 'foreign language' of the southern language family?

The popularization of Mandarin is very necessary.

Yu Yongchao didn't play tricks, he was a standard social terrorist, stammering with the template, and with difficulty completing his self-introduction in bursts of goodwill encouragement and applause.

There are hundreds of people of all kinds, but they can be roughly divided into three categories: social fear, social cattle, and ordinary.

Looking at the self-introduction of the classmates in front of him, in fact, Qingyun, who has seen a lot in later generations, still enjoys the atmosphere of the beginning of the century.

After all, the kind of children in later generations who came up and directly said anything about i people and e people made him, a middle-aged man, a second monk, puzzled.

What intj has to add a t to the end, and what is the best match, he also went to do this test under the guidance of students.

The result is ENFJ.

At that time, just as he was intoxicated with the introduction of this personality 'earnestly taught educator', the student's comment that "this is the most scumbag of the 16 personalities" made him depressed.

It can only be depressing.

Otherwise, can it be said that 'it is true to see people'?

It's better to be at the beginning of the century.

We are all astrologists and have a common language.

A tall figure with a confident glow on his face, at first glance, it was the kind of girl who was very confident and walked up to the podium, "Yan Ziyu...... My father was a diplomat, and under his influence, I grew up loving the writings of the French postmodernist poet and philosopher Baudelaire......"

Confucius sighed in his heart, who could tell him who this Baudelaire was......

He found that bad men are not so easy to do.

For example, this girl, chasing her, he knows the methodology, but he can't do it.

This girl named Yan Ziyu has actually given the conditions for adaptation.

But do you still have to read the book of this poet-philosopher?

Confucius took out the mirror and shook it in the palm of his hand, obviously, there are not many Baudelaire in this class......

"Zhao Dong, I'm from Changshan Zhending, that's right, it's the Changshan Zhending Zhao Zilong you know, I'm more powerful than my grandfather's grandfather's grandfather to the Nth power, and my name is a little more developed than him."

Zhao Dong rolled up his sleeves and showed off his biceps.

Emperor Yun nodded, looking a little more muscular than him.

However, this is a gym protein powder muscle, which is actually useless, and the strength is completely different from that of natural exercise.

The 'muscular man' who worked out in the gym can't run down for 10 kilometers and 5 points, and the horse with poor endurance.

However, where do the girls in the audience know the difference?

A girl may be embarrassed and will only smile shyly.

But when there are nearly 50 girls out of 76 people in the classroom, the atmosphere is different.

One by one screamed like nymphomaniacs.

Putting down his arm, Zhao Dong scratched his hair, and then his face turned grim, "I have won the best debater in the National Middle School Student Debate Competition, and I have won the first prize in the National Middle School English Speech Competition......"

Confucius said, this special one by one still wants people to live!

Don't...... The Sleeping Dragon and Phoenix Chicks in the last row of the university are the real Wolong and Phoenix Chicks?

"Hello everyone, my name is Wu Jiangcheng, I can breathe normally......"

"My name is ...... My name is Su Lin...... "There are naturally blushing and shy boys."

"Zuo Weizhong from Jinmen greets all the students, I have learned three musical instruments and can speak five Chinese ......"

When Emperor Yun heard this, he nodded in his heart.

In fact, in college, in addition to professional knowledge, the most useful thing for college students is a talent.

Having a talent that can be mastered, whether it is the size of the right to choose a mate in college, or the degree of approval of the resume when entering the society, is a big plus.

Many specific companies, they recruit fresh graduates, in fact, what they see the most is talent.

Fresh graduates, especially undergraduates, do you want to talk about ability? Don't lie to yourself.

The vast majority of freshmen have the ability to fart.

It's all the same in the eyes of the business.

But if you have a talent, you happen to hit the point of the enterprise......

For example, if you play basketball very well, and the company happens to have lost the basketball game in the system for several years, then don't think about it, it must be you.

Is there a shortage of such people in Yanhuang?

Lack!

Definitely missing!

Annual meeting or something, do you expect a group of dead fat otaku to go up and sing and dance?

Every kind of person is valuable in the company.

……

"I ...... My name is Jizhou Xingtai...... No! No! I'm from Xingtai, Jizhou, and my name is ...... My name is...... Guo Ke, Guo Jing's Jing, can ...... No, no, no Guo Jing's Guo, you can ...... It's not ......"

In the laughter of the audience, Guo Ke's embarrassed appearance with a red face made the girls inexplicably feel that this sunny boy with a height of 1.8 meters had a kind of contrasting cuteness.

"Uh-huh...... It's unfortunate, ah, no, it's an honor......"

The more intense hahahaha made Guo Ke's face stand there helplessly, with a pair of eyes that had nowhere to place.

"Yuan Shu, this Guo Ke is so fun! Oops, I can't do it......"

A sweet-looking girl, holding her belly and lying on the table without any image, pounding the table weakly with a small fist, sharing the happiness of the moment with her best friend.

"Li Duyun! Please pay attention to your image! ”

Looking at her high school best friend who was smiling and hurting her stomach, Yuan Shu covered her forehead helplessly, although Guo Ke is indeed funny, but he is also a classmate, how can others get off the stage if he laughs like this.

Of course, more importantly, it's not like it's good to be a cold goddess together......

is so trembling, I didn't see the boys around me with straight eyes.

"It's ...... It's an honor for me to stand on this podium" Although his words were incoherent, although his voice became smaller and smaller, Guo Ke still tried his best to speak.

You can see that he is overcoming his fears.

There was a round of encouraging applause from the audience.

However, this kind of encouragement seemed to be counterproductive, and Guo Ke, who had a grateful look on his face, his voice became louder, "Thank you, it's an honor to show your breasts with everyone......"

The applause abruptly ended, followed by a burst of laughter.

Although I know that this thing is nervous, although I know that it is very bad to laugh like this, but ......

The students said that they really couldn't hold back.

Li Muyun slumped in his seat and laughed out of a goose call.

Yuan Shu on the side didn't talk about her anymore, and she herself was no better, she still couldn't hold back her little face flushed just now, and she lay on the table and laughed so hard that her whole body was soft.

Guo Ke on stage made his counselor stupid.

No......

Is this the special roommate who was carefully selected by the school to be sent to Xiaoqing's dormitory?

"It's not...... Open up your new love to everyone...... Open your heart and introduce yourself ...... in such a grand way"

The laughter in the audience stopped at all, and Guo Ke on the stage continued to talk nonsense as if he had let go, "And uh, you came to this International Trade University...... Uh, it's the Institute of International Trade...... It's an international trade major, whether I'm on the street or in the cafeteria, whether it's in the library or in our class, the girls are very beautiful...... Whether it's a strong learning atmosphere...... Or wear very little, no, no, no...... I don't mean that......"

Guo Ke on the stage was about to cry, and both boys and girls in the audience couldn't laugh anymore, lying on the table one by one and pounding the table, boosing everywhere.

Guo Ke, who was red-faced, was anxious, "No! No! You listen to me, I don't know how to talk when I see a beautiful girl, and I don't want to. ”

Surprisingly, Guo Ke didn't stutter at all in this sentence.

When everyone heard this, they understood.

Especially some mature girls, they suddenly looked at Guo Ke with a little more meaning.

Guo Ke on the stage gritted his teeth, he stood there, his eyes turned to the direction of the middle of the classroom, his whole body trembled but stammered firmly, "I...... I see...... Plum...... Li Duyun, I'm nervous! ”

As soon as these words came out, both men and women expressed their understanding.

Li Duyun can be said to be the most beautiful girl in the class at the moment.

Li Duyun, who was trying to hold back his smile, was suddenly stupid on the spot when he heard this, and a beautiful melon seed face instantly turned red with the naked eye.

"The toad wants to eat swan meat!"

"Don't look in the mirror either!"

In the few groups of boys, several sarcastic voices sounded.

Why, just like this, still come to play and book this set?

Look at the joke! This is the prettiest girl in the class!

And it can be seen from the dress or the self-introduction just now that the parents are both university teachers, and the family background is very good.

So...... Dream on!

It's more of a lot of talking.

"No, which dorm is this guy from? Do you want to face? ”

"I don't know, it's not from our dormitory. Huh! Is it yours? ”

"No, I don't know, we have several dormitories together, and there is no such person."

"Oh~~~~~~hehehe" and the girls' subdued and frustrated "Oh" sound is full of banter and eating melons and watching the play.

Remove the lowest score among the boys, and remove the highest score among the girls.

Very good!

It was perfect!

Guo Ke took a deep breath, set his eyes on the ceiling, and then said fluently, "It's not what you think, so my roommate is Qingyun, Mr. Xiaoqing, he said that my problem must be changed!" He encouraged me to be bold and speak more. ”

The classroom fell silent.

There is a hint of indescribable charm in the eyes of the girls.

"Sorry! That one...... Li Duyun, I know it's rude to do this, but looking at you, I really can't introduce myself, please allow me not to look at you for the time being......"

Guo Ke's words made a group of boys scold MMP in their hearts.

It's not a confession, it's better than a confession.

Li Duyun, who was blushing, buried his head low, rubbing the corners of his clothes in his hands, and his heart was like numbness.

How did you get confessed on the first day of school......

He should be a confession, right?

But he didn't say it explicitly.

Li Duyun secretly raised his eyes to look at Guo Ke, and quickly buried his head.

Yuan Shu covered her forehead, indicating that she had no eyes to see.

"Guo Ke, the president of the three-year student union of Hengshui Middle School, escorted to Fudan, has represented the Chinese youth group, went to the United Nations to participate in the Future Leaders Roundtable, and made a keynote speech on sustainable development at the conference, and the news of the Central Education Channel on March 7 this year also introduced my ......"

The classroom was silent again.

Only the sparkling eyes of the girls remained.

……

"The fish that slipped through the net of nine-year compulsory education;

National first-class bar lifter;

1st place in the Shabak City Debate Competition;

Permanent Director of the Late Sleep Association;

Famous alcohol container in Fujian Province;

Famous film and television viewers;

Daydream National Championship;

National first-class retreat drum performance master;

Procrastination masters, compromise geniuses, salted fish elites, dealing with legends;

Late-night takeaway taster;

There must be a president of the Small Animal Association in Dunton;

Returning to the early awakening artist;

'It Doesn't Matter' Lifetime Achievement Award;

'Let's talk about it' exclusive spokesperson;

The strongest king of staying up late for hair loss;

Single seeded players by virtue of strength;

6 buildings 666 bedrooms bed competition first place;

Huaguo well-known double standard;

My name is Confucius Qian!

Of course, you call me Confucius, and I don't mind. ”

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