Chapter 1 There are tall trees on the top of the high mountains, and the tall trees are full of people
In the end, that night, Qingyun still did not trick Chairman Chen into the hotel.
In fact, he also has the mentality of hugging grass and beating rabbits, and he can't do anything unspeakable when he goes.
So it doesn't matter.
Now that the relationship has been determined, the treatment that should be there still has to be there, Chen Yue is already aggrieved enough, and it is really not good to be wronged on this.
For the first time, you can't be so sloppy.
It's not just about falling in love.
It's going to take a lifetime.
Treating girls badly in this is purely asking for trouble for yourself.
Moreover, the previous ones were full of rituals, and when they arrived at Chen Yue, they confessed like this, and they suffered even more in the future.
Chen Yue actually knows this, judging from the 'advanced experience' of the predecessors, although this product is a straight man, there is still the romance that should be there, and it doesn't matter if she goes, but she is not ready.
The underwear suit she had just bought was still drying.
You can't wear kawaii underwear from middle school.
Some styles are exclusive to Tang Qianying's Lori face.
Xiao Yueyue doesn't want the first impression of sleeping in the same bed for the first time to be so imperfect.
However, Qingyun still didn't return home that night.
That bedroom is poisonous......
Well, he needs to quit gaming.
Stay one more night that night, maybe it will be wasted again.
People can't fight against human nature, human nature can only conform to it, not disobey it.
Of course, human nature is not something to be overcome, but to get along.
The so-called anti-human nature is actually relative.
It may be a very unhuman thing for you to read to learn new knowledge, but there are really some people who really like the process of reading and gaining new knowledge.
They will break the casserole and ask the end for a seemingly useless and unprofitable problem, just to satisfy his intellectual curiosity.
Reading is actually a matter of human nature for this kind of person.
A lot of bigwigs are just doing something that looks against your nature, but for the bigwigs themselves, they may not feel against humanity.
Some people especially like to play games, read cool texts, and think that this is the choice of human nature, but in fact, for the big guy, he himself is the protagonist, and the happiness he gets in reality may be greater than the happiness he gets in it, why does he like to do that?
You think that playing games is happy, and people may think that creating a game is happy......
Playing games, how can it be interesting to sleep with a fragrant and soft wife?
Chairman Chen ran away, and Qin Manman naturally couldn't run away.
Of course, she didn't want to run either.
The night talk in the bedroom was happy, but she felt that it had completely delayed her beauty.
Well, she who suffers from skin hunger also misses him and wants to be patched.
The eldest aunt has never been an obstacle to love, and there are many ways to solve it.
So, Emperor Yun appeared in class the next day refreshed.
Sitting next to him was Confucius with two dark circles under his eyes.
He said that he didn't know who invented such an inhumane course arrangement as Morning Eight!
And it's Monday!
And the first class on Monday is still high math!
Is it reasonable that the first class in college turned out to be high math?
Emperor Yun said that perhaps, this is to give college students a dismount.
After all, advanced mathematics is a problem for all college students outside the mathematics department.
As for why it is in addition to the mathematics department, it is because there are no advanced math classes for mathematics students.
They study professional mathematics.
'If you don't read in March, your IQ will lose to pigs' is a truth that holds true in any era.
Different from the college students who were involuted to the extreme in later generations, the college students at the beginning of the century who practiced 'you can let go and play when you enter the university' are a happy pig.
Confucius looked at the textbook listlessly, 'Chapter 1, Functions, Limits and Continuity', which made him familiar and unfamiliar.
I've learned them all.
I've almost forgotten about it.
After all, he is a comprehensive test escort student, in fact, he has not studied for more than 3 months?
Fortunately, the foundation is still there, and he is also a top student, and the twenty minutes of preview before class are enough for him to recall the knowledge he is familiar with in high school.
As for why you came so early?
The last row of the classroom, like the first row, is a sought-after item, so if you don't come early, you can only sit in the middle with the highest risk factor.
However, what he never expected was that the last row was not very safe.
When class was about to start, Su Caiwei suddenly appeared in the classroom and sat down next to Qingyun.
This made Confucius want to scold his mother.
When I went to college, the counselor still had to watch the lecture in the back?!
Is this a human thing?
But he didn't dare to scold either.
After all, this is the sister-in-law...... One.
The students in front of them also felt a pang in their hearts when they noticed this scene.
Depend on!
Is this the counselor who cares about the freshman studying, or is he here to fall in love?
Well, whether it's the former or the latter, they can't help it, they shrink their necks and sit down properly.
After all, this is the first class, and the counselor shows up in the classroom, which is in the past.
However, this is not in line with Fudan's folk motto of 'free and useless souls'!
Qingyun was also confused, picked his brows, and asked with a puzzled expression, "What are you doing here?" ”
"Can't you? I'm your teacher, can't I come and supervise you? Su Caiwei smiled reservedly.
People are beautiful, and they look good no matter how they smile.
The lips are red and the teeth are white, and the smile is like a flower.
It's just a smile, with a bit of inexplicable eccentricity.
Qingyun snorted twice.
There are no water glasses, no work log books, and you just sit next to you with your hands copied, are you very polite?
His eyes widened suddenly, "This lesson...... Do you teach? ”
Can a tutor teach?
In fact, if a counselor has teaching qualifications, he can take some non-professional courses, and the counselor to become a lecturer is also a niche path.
Administrative security research-political work-doctoral study-counselor-full-time lecturer, this road is actually very stable on the basis of connections, and each university has a clearly stipulated path.
But Su Caiwei is not just a counselor, she is also a doctoral student in mathematics and computer science, and she can work as a teaching assistant on a different path.
And high mathematics, this kind of obsolete knowledge centuries ago, at the beginning of the century, doctoral students came to teach undergraduates, which can be regarded as respecting students.
More often than not, it is master's students who come to the class.
What's more, in their school of economics, the common high mathematics is still economic mathematics, which is the simplest part of the old knowledge 300 years ago.
Su Caiwei nodded with a smile, "yes, can't you?" ”
When the lesson arrived, she was decided!
And pick the point when Qingyun is not there!
It's not easy for the king of heaven to come!
Although she will still catch him in the end, she just wants to be strong...... Insult him!
Who let him bully her often!
Thinking that she had not yet determined the relationship, she had been kissed by him, Su Caiwei was so angry that her teeth itched.
Qing Yun pursed his lips when he heard this, and picked up the textbook in front of him, "Then I'll go back and pack up and go to the company." ”
There are two classes today, one in economic mathematics and one in college English.
English: According to the regulations of Fudan University, students who have not yet formally taken the course, but have basically mastered the teaching content of the selected course, and can meet the teaching requirements of the course through self-study, can apply for exemption from the course after passing the examination of the instructor and the review and approval of the dean (department head) of the department.
In fact, Shi Guangyong has signed the application for exemption from classes, but he just needs Qingyun to make up a supporting material.
This thing, with Qingyun's English skills as a professor of hydrology, can be done by taking an IELTS or TOEFL testimonial.
IELTS is only taken four times a year, while TOEFL can be taken almost every week, so it is not difficult to take the time to go once.
In the first class of mathematics, to listen, is to give the teacher basic respect, and then he will honestly tell the teacher about his situation, usually do not attend classes, and promise not to fail the subject at the end of the semester, in order to obtain the teacher's understanding.
Although the old principal and Shi Guangyong said that it was arranged, but this kind of thing, a few words are not costly, the etiquette is in place, and no one can find fault with it.
Lest any professor say something like 'he never took my class' in the newspaper in the future, it would be less troublesome.
Since it was Su Caiwei's sect, Emperor Yun said that there was no need for this.
"You dare!" Su Caiwei was anxious, and hurriedly pulled his sleeve and prevented him from getting up.
Qing Yun didn't raise her buttocks, but just gave her a tangled little expression, "Is this necessary?" ”
His real mathematical strength is definitely not as good as Su Caiwei, there is no doubt about it, but it is definitely no problem to mix a high math full score.
Su Caiwei glared at him angrily.
She also knew that there was no need for this.
But if she walks in public like this, she doesn't want to lose face!
The small mouth was deflated, and a pair of fawn eyes were suddenly full of innocence and pity for me, and he lowered his waist and pulled his sleeve and shook it, and opened his mouth softly and glutinously in his ear, "Give me some face, okay?" ”
Hiss!
This sudden Wu Nong's soft words made Qingyun's whole body crispy.
Yundi is an ASMR enthusiast.
This whisper of blowing like Lan directly shattered his mind, and he nodded dizzily.
Seeing this, Su Caiwei pursed her lips and smiled, she knew that this stinky rascal was a typical one who eats soft rather than hard.
It's useless to be tough with him, and if you have a soft attitude, you can agree to anything.
The ringing of the bell made her sit up straight in an instant.
Qingyun, who came to her senses, looked at her in a daze, very inexplicable.
Not a teacher?
As the bell rang, an old professor with white hair and beard who knew at a glance that it was a respected old professor stepped onto the podium.
Rise!
Salute!
It was not the squad leader or the school committee who shouted the slogan, but Su Caiwei.
After the process was over, Su Caiwei also stood up from her seat at this time, walked quickly to the podium, picked up the microphone and introduced, "Hong Jiaxing, Professor Hong, director of the Institute of Mathematics, was elected as an academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences this year, serving as a professor of basic mathematics education in our class, everyone is welcome!" ”
Needless to say, an academician is enough to make everyone applaud.
They never imagined that a mathematics academician would teach mathematics to non-mathematics students like them.
Flattered.
But in the next moment, Professor Hong's words made everyone understand.
"Because I am usually busy with affairs, the teaching work is carried out by my doctoral student, your counselor, and Ms. Su Caiwei, who is also a first-level researcher at the International Center for Mathematics."
Facing the classroom that fell silent in an instant, Professor Hong smiled kindly, "Don't underestimate your Xiao Su teacher, the major of mathematics is not whiter than your hair, and your Xiao Su teacher is much higher than many professors."
Don't worry, as far as the knowledge you need to learn, the questions that Teacher Xiao Su can't answer, I can't either. ”
And Professor Hong's last sentence is obviously a platform for Teacher Xiao Su.
Although everyone has also heard of the legend of his counselor, the 21-year-old Bo Er, and it is said that he will graduate at the end of the year, he is indeed a genius among geniuses.
But compared to academicians, it's still too much of a difference, okay!
However, Professor Hong didn't care so much, he came here to go through the process and order a few words, and after encouraging the students to study hard, he invited Su Caiwei to the podium, smiled at her and turned to leave.
The teacher treated his students so politely that everyone was stunned.
Qingyun knows a little, although Su Caiwei is Hong Jiaxing's doctoral student, but this kind of top-notch is a nominee.
Because, if you really want to talk about seniority, Professor Hong, who studied under Gu Chaohao, a disciple of Old Man Su, also has to call Su Caiwei a senior aunt......
This mother-in-law's generation is so unreasonable, in the Fudan Academy, she is completely a little ancestor-like existence!
Counselor, Su Caiwei is the first time to be.
But it's not the first time she's standing on the podium to teach.
At the graduate level, she was a substitute teacher for some courses in the School of Mathematics.
Su Caiwei didn't rush to start the lecture, after standing on the stage and putting on the little bee, she smiled at everyone, and then said,
"Before I start the lesson, I will first tell you a story about the ...... of a mountain once upon a time."
's own counselor, although it is Xiaoqing's general abstinence, but everyone also sees it as their own people, so the classroom atmosphere is also a lot more easy-going, "There is a temple in the mountain~"
First one person answered, and then the whole class gradually followed, happily saying, "There is an old monk in the temple who tells a story~"
They say that this routine has been practiced for thousands of years......
Su Caiwei stood on the stage with a pair of deer eyes and smiled into a slit, "This mountain is called a high mountain." There is a number on the mountain, which is called a high number. ”
After everyone cut it, she said unhurriedly, "There are a lot of people hanging on the tree, calling ...... Expert! ”
The students in the audience, who were still very cheerful, suddenly stiffened.
"Maybe you've heard it from your seniors or your parents and relatives that Advanced Mathematics is definitely a course that people love and hate. What I love is its high credits, and the grade points are very important, and any seventy or eighty points can be able to withstand the 90+ in the modern history subject of Sixiu Ma Zhe. Hate it is its high difficulty, a lot of formulas and theorems, Newton, Leibniz, Lagrange, Taylor, Gauss. The predecessors planted too many trees, and the descendants were too easy to hang. ”
Speaking of this, Su Caiwei smiled again, "In the university, high mathematics is a well-deserved king of hanging subjects." However, the real difficulty of high mathematics lies mainly in the idea of solving problems, as for its basic concepts, theorems, and formulas, it is not as difficult to understand as imagined. ”
Qing Yun in the last row almost laughed.
'Keep up with Sister Su'?
But......
Where is the king of the high number of rounds?
Obviously my great materialization major, okay!
Structural Mechanics, Theoretical Mechanics, Quantum Mechanics, Computational Physics, Organic Chemistry, Analytical Chemistry, Chemical Physics...... After hanging the upper volume and hanging the next volume, Xuehai is hanging everywhere, there is always a hanging waiting for you!
"The content of the first chapter is actually an extension of the content of high school, and according to the usual style of the old professors of the School of Mathematics, it is not to be talked about.
But considering that many of our classes are liberal arts students, and I personally think that many concepts need to be reworked to facilitate subsequent learning.
First of all, it is important to note that this is not a review, but a redefinition. Remember, from this lesson onwards, you enter the temple of higher mathematics, not elementary mathematics. There is no connection between the two. ”
The crowd was unconscious.
Dare to love the people who went to high school before, and they all learned in vain?
Flipping through the books, it looks similar to high school.
Su Caiwei looked at the audience and smiled, "Listen to it, you will know." ”
"One foot of air, half of it in a day, inexhaustible ......for eternity"
She tried not to look at the bastard in the last row, lest her Dao heart collapse.
In fact, it was not surprising to her, and Emperor Yun sighed deeply at this moment.
An example of an opening that has not changed for 10,000 years.
He can recite it backwards.
A one-foot-long wooden stick is intercepted every day, and it can never be intercepted.
"The length of the remaining part after the cut-off of each day is 1/2 foot on the first day, 1/2^2 foot on the second day, ...... on the third day, and 1/2^n foot on the Nth day......"
Su Caiwei on the stage explained with emotion, but Qingyun in the audience really couldn't be interested in this thing, and he didn't bring anything else, so he simply supported his head with his hands and began to learn from Zhou Gong.
Zhou Gong spit out and fed the world to his heart.
The process is the same, after all, it is the knowledge of 300 years ago, and there will be a typical Lim filling and bun limit later, when the filling tends to 0, the bun tends to be steamed bread, but even if there is only a little filling, the bun is still a bun, and the steamed bun is still a steamed bun.
However, not all limits exist, for example, if the filling of the bun tends to be infinite, the limit does not exist, and the result can only be an infinite bun.
Please, all 2003...... It's still an example given in the hall of Beijing Normal University in the last century!
Of course, the same is true for the next 20 years, and it was not until 2020 that an innovative pill came.
But this pill, personally, he felt was a wrong example.
Emperor Yun quickly fell asleep with broken thoughts.
After all, he is still developing, and sleeping when he is bored helps to grow his body.
said that he didn't pay attention to that little rascal, but as a teacher, how could he not see the last row?
Take my class, nap?
Su Caiwei was so angry that her brain hurt.
In order to do a good job in this class, she specially found a lot of cases and tried to make the class as interesting as possible.
I didn't expect this bastard to still not give face.
You cow!
You're amazing!
So, Mr. Xiao Su, who was not a good person, was angry and directly started the process of getting off the horse.
"In the college entrance examination, if you use the law of Lopida, you will be deducted points, so who can tell me why you will be deducted?"
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(End of chapter)