Chapter 32: The Rite of Passage
Chapter 32: The Rite of Passage
Xie Yiqi was so stunned by Jiang Rin, he felt very aggrieved, and the girls obviously "changed their minds", he was anxious to pull up the heavy cold who was buried in the question, and shook the other party's arm flatteringly.
"Heavy cool, pinch quickly, see if my brother is still the first beautiful man in the class? Is it still tender enough to pinch water? ”
Hearing this, he glanced at him impatiently, and sarcastically mocked the other party with an expressionless face: "The humidity is so heavy, it's time to eat red beans and barley." ”
Xie Yiqi: "......"!
The laughter behind her was deaf to Liang Qifeng, and she was about to bury her head in the question, but found that Wu Huarou's cheeks were slightly red, and she was looking at herself nervously and shyly.
"Do you know the wind? I think Xie Yiqi is indeed the most handsome man in history......"
......
The weekend came soon, and Class 19 sent 7 classmates to visit the old man Liu who had been bedridden for many days on behalf of the whole class in the anorectal department of the city hospital.
The other party looked good and looked like the operation was successful.
After everyone briefly shushed the cold and asked for warmth, they no longer disturbed Old Man Liu to rest. Strongly refused his wife's invitation to dinner, laughed and walked back, and on the way back, Chongliang proposed to go to Xie Yiqi's house to have fun.
Because Xie Yiqi's mother, Ms. Chong, happens to be the attending physician of the brain department of the city hospital, there is a small villa near the hospital, which is convenient for commuting to and from the hospital. She rarely comes here, and only stays in the cottage temporarily on the days of her turn every month.
This small villa is nothing special, and she will not make this kind of invitation with her heavy and cool temperament, but who is called Ms. Chong, who has collected a large number of surgery videos here...... Because the content is too bloody for minors to watch, Ms. Chong has always refused Xie Yiqi to borrow it.
finally got this opportunity, and Chongliang cherished it very much.
And the others just wanted to see what Xie Yiqi's parents were like. Originally, Liang Yaofeng didn't want to go, but she couldn't stand up to her friends, so she could only sacrifice her life to accompany the gentleman and satisfy Wu Huarou's wishes.
When they arrived at the Xie family's villa, Chongliang and Xie Yiqi ran upstairs as soon as they entered the door. Only Liang Qifeng, Jiang Rin, Wu Huarou and two other men and one woman were left. The five of them were chatting in the living room without saying a word, and suddenly one of the boys found a copy of "Joker" under the sofa.
The boy dusted off his head and read it with relish......
"Hahahaha......." After a while, he laughed, and turned the writing at Jiang Rin and another boy, "I really can't understand the joke without any connotation." ”
Hearing this, Jiang Rin glanced at it casually, and before long, he paused and revealed a shallow and vague smile, which made people look at it with great emotion.
This smile really aroused the curiosity of the three girls, but Liang Qifeng could hide it after all, and Wu Huarou didn't dare to ask, or the other girl boldly asked what they were laughing at.
"It's just a couple of jokes." Jiang Rin didn't want Liang Luofeng to know, so he replied quickly.
It's just that apparently the other two boys didn't plan to do so, and one of them smiled evilly and said, "Not long after a man and a woman shook hands, the girl became pregnant, why?" ”
Liang Qifeng: "......"
Wu Huarou: "......"
Girl: "......"
The three girls all looked dazed, causing the boy to be even more excited, "I don't know? Then let me change it simply: a guy buys clothes for his girlfriend, and ends up buying a pair of gloves, why? ”
Wu Hua said softly: "He bought the wrong one?" ”
The other party shook his head and smiled bitterly.
Seeing this, Liang Qifeng also joined the riddle: "Was it his girlfriend who asked for it?" ”
Hearing this, the other girl gave them a blank look and teased them with a kind of "prophetic" pride: "How is it possible? It's not a brain teaser again! Connotation connotation, want to go to the dirt. ”
After a while, Liang Qifeng and Wu Huarou finally understood each other's hints, and instantly blushed. I'm still not sure if the first joke is what they thought, but it seems that the second one is what they thought.
Usually there are many nasty ghosts in the class who talk about meat jokes, and they are usually shy and irritable and don't listen, but in the end, they are somewhat aware of it.
Adolescent boys, why are they so dirty!
Chong Liang finally walked down from the upper floor, holding a few stacks of CDs in his hand, and it seemed that he had scavenged a lot of medical videos from Dr. Chong.
"I can warn you......" Xie Yiqi walked out of the toilet at this time, "You can't take it away, otherwise my mother will find out." Just watch it here, and when you're done, quickly return it to its original place. ”
Chong Liang nodded, and had no opinion.
The thought of seeing the precious medical video made everyone eager to try it and nervous. I heard that it's all surgery videos, will it be too bloody? Do you have nightmares?
Restless to restless, when Chongliang put the disc into the optical drive, everyone still spontaneously found a good position on the sofa, both come and be safe, where can the picture be terrible?
......
The picture is so "scary"!
When two sleek bodies intertwined silently appeared on the screen, and then let out a strange sound of humming and chirping, all the boys and girls present were red-faced. Especially Xie Yiqi, who was annoyed and angry in front of the screen, but the huge screen was not something he could block alone.
Xie Yiqi glared at him angrily: Let him not take the innermost stacks, he wants to take them! It must have been this guy who stole the beams and changed the pillars while he was in the toilet. Does this fool really think that he is hiding "good things"? There must be a valid reason for not showing it to him!
Idiot! Now that everyone has really discovered his special "fetish", and he is still in front of several girls, he is really a little embarrassed.
Chong Liang's mood at the moment was not much better, and at the same time that Xie Yiqi quickly blocked the screen, he also quickly ran to the optical drive and tried to exit this erotic disc. Who knows that this optical drive is a little old, and there is no movement for a long time, but there is a beautiful sound of uh-huh-ah-ah in the stereo......
What a sin! Chong Liang felt that he was too back! I thought Xie Yiqi was selfish...... It's the heart of a villain who lives in the belly of a gentleman. If you know it, you won't take it!
At the moment when a strange picture came out of the screen, Liang Luofeng just felt embarrassed, Jiang Rin had already sat down on her side very quickly, and quickly reached out a hand to block her vision.
She was motionless, her face red.
Cover your eyes, but you're covering my ears too? Liang Qifeng scolded in embarrassment: It's also very embarrassing to listen to it like this, okay?
She obviously wanted to burrow into the ground, but she couldn't do anything, so she could only stiffen and not move. Because Danfan moved a little, as if she wanted to watch....... The same, ashamed to death!
The other two girls were no better, Wu Huarou blushed and wrenched her fingers at a loss, while the other girl looked at Jiang Rin's actions in surprise...... The two of them, it seems that the relationship is not simple.