Chapter 194: This is called Eighteen Squats

"The first program, "The Book of Poetry", led the dance...... How is Xing Yuanyuan? Didn't you say that this year's lead dancer is Su Caiwei and Xiao Su? ”

"Damn! That's not interesting! ”

"Yes! The welcome party, for us old students, what we want to see the most must be Mr. Xiao Su! Teacher Xiao Su's waist, that's not a waist, it's a murderous knife! ”

"Listening to the dance team, Teacher Xiao Su said that her ankle was uncomfortable, so she couldn't participate in this performance, and also said that Teacher Xiao Su had quit the school dance team because of her busy work."

"Huh! Are you stupid, think about who Mr. Xiaosu's boyfriend is, right? Mr. Xiaoqing! How could he possibly let Mr. Xiao Su dance on stage? ”

"It's so damning! didn't let us see Teacher Xiao Su's graceful dancing! ”

"Okay, don't be sour, if it's your girlfriend, will you let her go on stage, right? It's all men, they all understand. ”

"Surely I won't! The question is...... Give me a girlfriend to ...... first."

"So, I still have to watch this freshman party to see if there is a chance to meet those sweet schoolgirls."

Emperor Yun pursed his lips and took Teacher Xiao Su's hand and walked towards the North District.

Thinking of the angry appearance of the little man in the office that night, Su Daji couldn't help but purse her lips and look at him with a smile.

She's half him, and she knows him well.

She is jealous and possessive, so he is no exception.

Hehe!

That night, my sister was just a little trick, and the little man took the initiative to break the game.

But......

Thinking of this, Su Caiwei lost her nervousness.

This game is really a chicken feather.

In addition to making himself his girlfriend justifiably and allowing himself to stand in the sun openly, all he gained was a messy relationship.

The kraft candy that can't be driven away, the only light in his life, whoever touches it will die.

This determines that anyone who changes it must accept the existence of other women in their hearts.

So the question is, what is the difference between two and three, three and four, in the face of love to be divided and shared?

Su Caiwei became more and more aware of Qin Manman's original difficulties.

Getting along with each other, she can no longer say the conclusion that 'Qin Manman is a pig'.

On the contrary, she felt more and more that Qin Manman's means were too high.

If you really count it, Qin Manman is the junior...... Now she has secured the position of the eldest lady of the main palace, and let Tang Qianying, a bug, willingly crouch down.

For her, she can't do it.

That little Lori will definitely fight with her.

For a while, Su Daji couldn't think of any good way to break the game, so she could only sigh depressedly and wait for the time.

Thinking of this, a pair of fawn eyes flickered, and while there was no one on the road, she opened her mouth with a smile, "I'll show you another day, okay?" ”

Emperor Yun was naturally willing.

But after blinking his eyes, he whispered, "Which dynasty are you wearing?" ”

Teacher Xiao Su glanced at him strangely, "Of course it's from the Zhou Dynasty, "Cai Wei" is a poem of the Zhou Dynasty, so our costumes are also the costumes of the Zhou Dynasty." ”

After that, she gave him a funny look, "Don't worry, it's tightly covered." ”

Emperor Yun pursed his lips when he heard this, "Jump to me, what do you do in such a strict dress." ”

Su Caiwei's eyes narrowed instantly when she heard this, and a small hand was placed on his waist accurately.

Qingyun smelled the smell of danger, but ......

He stiffened up and said vigorously, "Besides, the strict costumes of the Zhou Dynasty are not the costumes that the original "Cai Wei" should have!" ”

Su Caiwei laughed angrily at him, "The poetry of the Zhou Dynasty is not worthy of the costumes of the Zhou Dynasty, so what do you say you should wear?" ”

When she doesn't know yes!

This thing definitely wants her to show him without wearing it!

Qingyun glanced at her, and then sighed, "Tell me first, what is the background of the poem "Cai Wei". ”

Teacher Xiao Su also smiled when he heard this.

Doesn't this bastard just want to sophistry that this is a poem from the pre-Qin period, and the age cannot be determined, so as to push it up, and sophistry that this is a song from the Xia Dynasty or even the tribal period, so as to make himself dressed cooler and dance to him?

She may not know other poems, but she still knows what the background of the poems related to her name is.

"There are several points of view, one is the send-off song of the soldiers during the reign of King Wen of Zhou, the other is the poet's expression of indignation at the invasion of China by Rong Di during the reign of King Yi of Zhou, and the view of Fudan University is the reaction of the self-defense counterattack against the invasion of the northern nomads during the reign of King Xuan of Zhou."

Teacher Xiao Su's answer naturally won the applause of Emperor Yun.

Su Caiwei snorted twice, looked at him, and asked him to speak.

Yun Di was happy, if Teacher Xiao Su said the first two points of view, he would have to work hard to fool for a long time.

But when it comes to the last one, it is the period of King Xuan of Zhou, then I am embarrassed.

According to Mr. Zhu Kezhen's inference, from about 1000 BC to 850 BC, it was the first cold period on record, and then the second warm period in the history of Chinese civilization, that is, from 850 BC to 476 BC, which covered the Western Zhou period and the Spring and Autumn period.

That is to say, according to the climatic periodization, the Western Zhou Dynasty was divided into three periods, the end of the first warm period, the first cold period, and the early part of the second warm period.

King Xuan of Zhou reigned from 828 BC to 782 BC, so that is the category of the second warm period. ”

Speaking of which, Emperor Yun had to say that this is the benefit of having more people.

Tang Qianying's father, Comrade Tang Jianzheng, a professor of humanities and social sciences engaged in history and archaeology, was able to become a scholar in Africa because he was an expert in the Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties project, which could help African countries survey their history.

Regardless of how outrageous and the Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties project is, it is the first large-scale scientific research project in China that combines humanities and social sciences with natural sciences and multidisciplinary integration, and combines the knowledge and technical support of archaeology, history, astronomy, calendar, chemistry, physics, economics and other disciplines.

Although the results have been jokingly called the 'tofu scum project of academia', the results themselves are not important, what really matters is the far-reaching impact it has had in the academic world.

It has truly opened up multidisciplinary collaborative research in China's academic circles.

Of course, it also gives a new idea and method to the water paper, such as the study of economics, which can be interdisciplinary to agronomy, write about the impact of the changes of ancient millet on the formation of agricultural society, and write about the discussion of the economic status of prehistoric wheat.

Otherwise, under the single-discipline model, where are there so many research fields for hundreds of thousands of doctoral students to publish their papers?

In his previous life, Emperor Yun studied interdisciplinary things.

Of course, no matter how scum this 'achievement' is, it really solidifies the foundation of the world's undisputed 'Huaguo Xinshi is from 841 BC'.

In order to please his father-in-law, Emperor Yun also had to write down some useless knowledge, so as not to have nothing to say at the dinner table.

In 841 BC, the republican regent, and the next 13 years entered the reign of King Xuan of Zhou.

King Xuan of Zhou, the first king of the history of letters.

And his son is the famous 'Beacon Opera Princes' King Zhou Li, it's hard to know it.

so……

Under the surprised expression of Teacher Xiao Su when he saw the ghost, Emperor Yun continued his pretending performance,

And what is the concept of a warm period? According to Mr. Zhu Kezhen's judgment, at that time, Ludong had no ice in winter, people wore single clothes, and the entire Central Plains could be harvested twice a year, and subtropical plants such as bamboo and plum trees were common. ”

Speaking of this, he squeezed Su Daji's little hand, "Have you watched the TV series of Fengshenbang?" The clothes inside are the original warm period clothes. ”

Actually, it's quite appropriate, Daji...... The daughter of the Su tribe.

And the surname 'Qing', according to the genetic sequencing of later generations, is one of the few pure-blooded Han surnames that have not been integrated by ethnic groups, and it is also a sub-surname, and the surname of Emperor Xin.

As for how the king was defeated, historians say that there is something to say, anyway, it is not the same as in the textbooks.

Su Caiwei's face turned green when she heard this.

The clothes in "The God List" ......

It's more astringent than not wearing it.

Regardless of what petal skirts, sleeveless skirts, and grass skirts, it is not uncommon to see outfits similar to onesie.

And the unscrupulous King of the Rings wears briefs all year round, which is spicy.

Qingyun said, where is this, the 90-year-old "Fengshen List" is actually the second edition, and the first edition of it a year ago was called 'art'!

It's a pity that it was ordered to stop broadcasting after only five episodes, and the reason for stopping the broadcast was that it was too close to the original book and the fashion was amazing.

Later, he couldn't find it, and even Tang Qianying, the demon king, couldn't find that version, so he could only enjoy some cool stills in the forum of the end of the sky to imagine the style of the year.

However, even the 90th edition of "Fengshen List", Mr. Xiao Su said that it was difficult to accept.

It's comparable to adult-oriented underwear.

An elbow slapped him, and Su Daji, who blushed with a little face, said that she didn't want to be Su Daji!

She wears a wide robe dress of the Zhou Dynasty, some people don't want to be uninteresting, they don't like to look at it!

"You're not going to do this dance, are you?"

Su Caiwei gave him a blank look when she heard this.

Of course not!

She can also dance "Flying Dream", "Little Guli", "National Unity and Family", "Little Sheep on the Prairie", "Matouqin" and other ethnic ......

Children's Dance!

Looking at Teacher Xiao Su's obviously somewhat embarrassed face, Qingyun smiled, "I'll teach you a simple one." You must look good when you jump! ”

Su Caiwei, who was still a little embarrassed, was also surprised when she heard this.

Not to mention that his background is absolutely impossible to come into contact with the hobby of dancing, just such a straight male terminal cancer patient, saying that he can teach her to dance?

Su Daji sneered, clasped his hands and hugged his chest for him to start his performance.

Emperor Yun licked his lips, squatted down directly, supported his thighs with both hands, and made a dozen and a half squatting postures in a row.

Teacher Xiao Su was stunned, "This is a dance?" ”

What the heck?

She felt ...... Even if it's a squat, it's a squat with unqualified movements!

I know that this product is not reliable!

What an aesthetic!

emmm…… I don't think so.

The aesthetics of this product are actually quite good, otherwise I'm sorry for her face.

But this ability to appreciate dance is really worrying.

Emperor Yun shook his head with a smile when he heard this, saying that Teacher Xiao Su didn't understand the essence of this dance move.

Glancing around at no one, he pulled her into the corner, "Look at my face." ”

The enchanting version of the Sunshine Big Boy was launched instantly.

In his previous life, as a senior connoisseur of the 'normal outfit without bad guidance' video, Qingyun imitated these dances with a handle.

The temptations that are shown in the video, the graceful mesh, cheongsam and 36D, those actions that have not paved the life slide for the future generations of sunshine boys......

Mai Suier, Bai Shanshan, Lin Dandan, Wu Nana, Ge Qiqi, Wang Sisi, Ma Shasha, Qi Yuanyuan, Jiang Lulu, Chen Tingting......

At this moment, the soul possessed the body, and it was perfectly reproduced by Emperor Yun.

In the era of the collapse of real estate in the previous life, countless men studied the history of Lao Xu's defeat on toilet paper and flannel in the luminous light, wanting to find a trace of justice for themselves or their parents' hard-earned money.

But their senses record the subtleties of these dancers from the depths of their sensuality, their nerves contemplating the luster of their legs to the pace of the sonnet.

In those bright mornings, their first aria must be dedicated to these girls, under the warm sun of the newborn, feeling the life of Lao Xu, and smiling in the twinkling of the stars, hoping that under the care of the Internet, they will form a couple under postmodernism, and keep the family happy forever in the depiction of fiber optics and reality, just like a poet falling in love with a muse.

Thereupon......

Lao Xu, who owes countless debts and has scuttled the savings of countless people for generations, has not been greatly hated, but is only envied for his romance.

I have to say, this is the greatness of art.

And Su Caiwei, who couldn't understand this kind of pilgrimage-like mentality, suddenly felt that her eyes were filled with chili pepper water when she saw this, and she couldn't bear to look directly at the obscene appearance of this little bastard.

The security guard of the dark post who followed the two of them far away, looking at the bewitching dance posture of Xiaoqing in front of him, endured very hard with neck twitches.

Teacher Xiao Su hurriedly pulled up this evil beast who didn't know what the word shame was, and lifted his leg to kick him.

Emperor Yun leaned into her ear at this time and said softly, "This is called the Eighteen Squats." ”

Those indecent actions full of hints made the female doctor Su Caiwei not know what this was, and she stretched out her face with a blushing face to clean up the slut.

After slapping him around, Su Daji's face suddenly became gloomy, her little face was about to drip water, and she roared, "You know how to trample on me!" ”

Thinking of the shameless and impatient postures that he coaxed and fiddled with a few nights ago, Teacher Xiao Su at this time was ashamed and embarrassed to the extreme.

Thinking of the scene where he secretly played with himself in front of Qin Manman and others yesterday afternoon...... Hearing him say this again at this time, Su Caiwei couldn't help but feel a burst of sadness, and her heart was sour.

Really...... Are you cheap?

That's why this conscienceless dead ghost was dragged down step by step.

……

(End of chapter)