Qing Wei kicked him hard, "You are beautiful, you are beautiful, you are so beautiful that there is no distinction between men and women, and there is no difference between humans and animals!" ”

“……”

"Roast chicken, pheasant, pheasant, bald chicken, ......"

“……”

"Little Yellow Chicken, Grass Chicken, Kentucky Chicken, Clogs Chicken......"

A certain Feng couldn't bear it: "Stinky fox, if you say bad things about this immortal monarch again, I'll throw you down now!" ”

"Braised Chicken, Stir-fried Chicken, Clear Soup Chicken, Chicken Stewed with Mushrooms, Chicken ......"

“……”

Just listen to "Bang! With a loud bang, a certain phoenix crashed into the plane tree.

A certain phoenix changed back into a human form, with a blue and purple face.

Hadn't she heard that you should not pick up a driver at will? This woman did it on purpose, absolutely on purpose!

He looked in the mirror and squeezed out two words from between his teeth: "Qing-only!" ”

Qing Wei only felt a chill down his spine, turned his head slowly, and said with a sneer, "What, don't worry, phoenix, you are only one car accident away from the definition of 'handsome'." ”

The voice did not fall, "-bumper! ”

As soon as the words were spoken, the carriage happened to run over the phoenix dove's body at a rapid pace.

The dove was crushed under the wheel, with a blue nose and swollen face.

With his last breath, slowly, slowly stretched out his hand: "Save ...... Help ......"

Qing Wei's face turned white, and the owner of the carriage hurriedly got out of the car when he heard the loud noise.

The woman's appearance is rare in the fairy world, as beautiful and moving as a hibiscus out of the water. In Feng Dove's "Blind Record", the ninth and least likely person to be blind - Moon God Wangshu.

When she saw a dead soul under the car, she was so frightened that she almost showed her original form, "This, this, this!" ”

Qing Wei sighed, "That's right, your carriage has been pressed on the phoenix dove, even if he doesn't die, his skin will be destroyed." ”

Knowing that the first beauty in the Three Realms, the phoenix dove, was disfigured by her, Wangshu's body trembled and did not dare to take a step closer.

"I, I ......"

Qing Wei calmed down when he saw it:

"The 'moon' is too heavy, and this carriage can't be lifted by the strength of you and me. You'd better send the 'moon' away, don't delay the time. ”

Wang Shu nodded again and again, and drove the horse to the intersection of heaven and earth, "Okay." ”

"Bang!" A wheel runs down.

"Ahh Ahh Qingwei! I-" The dove cried as her nails scratched the floor.

Still alive?

Under the wheel, a phoenix shouted: "Qing Wei! When Benjun comes out, he will definitely peel you and bone you to make wine! ”

“……”

Wangshu was relieved to hear that there was still a sound from the people under the wheel.

Weakly asked, "Why don't you ...... Carry Xianjun out, and I will drive again? ”

Qing Wei shook his head firmly: "No! Lord Luna, please crush him directly! ”

Wangshu: "......"

And when Qing Wei rode the jade rabbit back to the Xiantong Forest, the phoenixes in the Xiantong Forest all had expressions of their chins falling to the ground.

A certain phoenix wore a demonic red dress and hung upside down on the back of the jade rabbit, dying.

"This person can't be Feng Jun, right? The clothes seem to be oh. ”

"It's impossible, at first glance, it's a disfigured existence that has suffered a major car accident. Lord Feng Jun cared so much about his appearance, how could he do such a thing. ”

"Uh-huh, I think too. If this person is Feng Jun, I will immediately hit the wall of Nantianmen! ”

“……”

Qing Wei listened to this group of people, you said, I said, and her heart was mixed.

She was a little sympathetic and said that she wanted to hit the little fairy on the city wall and destroy the public property of the fairy world, what courage it would take!

Finally, a bold fairy blocked her way: "Mrs. Fengjun, this, this person should not be ......?"

Qing Wei looked up at Xiao Xian suddenly, his eyes were sad, and his tone was sad, "That's right...... It was Feng Jun. ”

- Bang!

When everyone heard this, their faces were as if they were about to end.

"Now, I don't hide anything."

Qing Wei lowered his eyes and was heartbroken, "At that time, I was about to go to the Immortal Tong Forest, who expected the demon clan to invade!" In order to protect me, you Fengjun did not hesitate to sacrifice your beauty in exchange for my chance to survive. ”

She pretended to wipe away her tears: "You Fengjun are so determined, you can sing and cry!" Ahh ”

Everyone was very moved when they heard this, and their faces were sentimental, "Those who have a little ability in the demon world have all participated in today's wedding banquet." Qingwei Shangxian's serious nonsense skills are really admirable! ”

Qingwei: "......"

Mother's! She had forgotten that!