() My name is Li Goudan.

I'm Pineapple Pineapple Mountain......

Well, I'm not from Pineapple Pineapple Mountain.

Pineapple Pineapple Mountain is not called Pineapple Pineapple Mountain.

Its original name was Prajna Prajna Mountain.

Tragically,

My real name.

It's really called Li Dogan.

Don't laugh, don't laugh!

Ah! I don't want to! (scratching head)

"Dog, hammer my back."

"Oh!"

I also have a master.

My master's name is ......

"Master, what's your real name?"

"Huh? Bring me the wine! ”

"Okay!"

Helping the master get wine like this, and helping the master hammer his back are all within the scope of being an apprentice.

"Master! Your real name ......"

"Huh? Bring me another cup of tea! ”

"Okay!"

My master is strange, it's always like this, drink before drinking tea.

She said that she didn't know the taste of tea at the beginning, but now the wine is also bitter like tea.

I haven't drunk it anyway, I haven't had tea, I haven't drunk alcohol.

I watched the master drag the teacup with his left hand and take a sip of tea with his right hand, and he dragged the wine bottle with his right hand to take a sip of wine, I felt strange, and I could only gently hammer her back with my little fist.

To be light, the hammer hurts, the master is going to scold, my hand is still strong, and I can still control the strength better, of course, this is all scolded.

It doesn't matter.

The important thing is that my master will teach me a very powerful way to use spiritual power.

That's the star

A...... Forehead...... I don't really understand it, I haven't learned it yet.

That is, it does not belong to the spiritual power world at all...... Spiritual power.

As for why it's still called spiritual power.

It is because spiritual power is only a synonym for energy, and the power of the stars is also like this, it is just a synonym for "spiritual power" that is different from the original power of reality.

"Master...... Your real name...... I'm asking you what to say~" I said in a very soft voice, the master should have heard it, she wouldn't answer me, she shouldn't want to answer.

"Why do you want to know my real name?! Hammer the right shoulder! ”

"Okay......" I took my hand from his left shoulder and gently hammered it on his right shoulder.

"Master...... I'm not calling you for everyone's goodness...... One is called Master Master...... How do you write it......" I whispered, and the master turned his head from the chair to look at me.

"You won't ...... Are you still writing that travelogue? ”

"Oops! Master! Don't look down on your little apprentice like this! Well, if I became famous at the bottom of the mountain...... You are also a famous teacher and apprentice...... "I pointed in the direction of the door, our little dilapidated house is facing the bottom of the mountain, where there is always smoke curling and the smell of food overflowing.

"Oh, don't talk about it...... The three Li Si at the entrance of the village all know your...... You said you were so decent, you had to mess with that cactus, I'm really hard to do here, don't write it, don't write it. Aren't the days here easy? ”

Some of the people mentioned by the master.

For example, Zhang San and Li Si at the entrance of the village also have cactus, the original name is not this, but the master calls them so.

The three of them are all lively and stubborn little old men, only my master, who is a big beauty in Mingzhen Pineapple Pineapple Mountain.

Tom. The original name, Zhang Sanfeng, makes the ultimate hexagram seal, in addition to this, he also has his ancestral treasure spell, alchemy.

You say, this hexagram and alchemy are separated, it is something that everyone yearns for, together in one person, it is very outrageous, the person who counts the hexagram is to count the heavenly machine, calculate the time, manage the agricultural affairs, leak the heavenly machine, you will be punished, so it is still very regrettable, this bit of alchemy, as the name suggests, is the art of turning stones into gold, the wealth of the world, there are no wonders, this is put on a person, it is not good, it is useless to take money, so, he is worried, tangled, there are also a lot of interesting things.

Li Si, Li Sifang, who travels south and north, is a living immortal who can communicate with mountains, rivers and plants, in a sense, even more powerful than my master. He loves plants and trees very much, even the mountains and rocks are also concerned, he sometimes doesn't like Zhang Sanfeng, especially the climate where Zhang Sanfeng wants to eat, Zhang Sanfeng turns stones into gold, and he gets angry, so they are a pair of inseparable rivals.

There are also cacti, whose name is Needle Immortal.

As the name suggests, it is, needle, immortal.

He is a little old man who has become an immortal, he is amiable on weekdays, and when he is angry, his body will swell, and his body is covered with super long silver needles, like a cactus, this silver needle is also highly poisonous, once I knocked his cat down, he was angry and became a ball flying in the air to chase me, and then stabbed me, I almost became a ball, swollen, if it wasn't for the master, I would have almost died in the hands of this guy.

He is usually gentle and gentle, but when he is angry, it is like eating gunpowder, and he is half dead in fear.

And my master, that is one of the most powerful among the one hundred and eight immortals in Prajna Mountain, and his temper is also one of the most irritable.

If you want to say that the needle immortal eats gunpowder when he is angry, my master eats gunpowder every day, and it may blow up the sky anytime and anywhere.

However, my master is beautiful!

If a beauty loses her temper, it's not something that can be forgiven casually!

When the four of them played mahjong together, my master raised his hand, his white hand smashed on the table, clicked, angrily reported the card, pushed forward, threw the mahjong out, the mahjong jumped on the table, my master just took a puff of hookah, the white neck was raised, the mouth was opened, the red lips were colored, there was a sense of beauty.

To be honest, as a little man, a little virgin, I don't have illusions about a beauty like my master, that's not normal!

Abnormal!

It's not normal!

However, I also hid it in my heart, although my master is beautiful and irritable, her heart is not bad, this woman is really attractive, so people have to follow her crazy and run.

Once, when we were cultivating on the top of Mount Prajna, she asked me to go and drink the first drop of dew generated in the morning on Mount Prajna, and I said oh my God! How can you find that?!

I don't think that's realistic.

Not to mention the first drop of dew, even if I find a drop of dew, I may not find it.

Because! It was a snowy day!

Heavy snow day! Run to the top of the mountain! Let your apprentice find dew!

Mad Master.

It's crazy!

Another time, he asked me to catch some chestnut essence, that is, the chestnut tree of Pranya Mountain, and asked me to catch it.

However, this chestnut boy can fly!

Has a pair of small wings.

Where did I catch it? As soon as it flew high, I could only just watch.

This stinky master also said that he was so stupid, why didn't you grow a pair of wings?

I jumped up and down on the chestnut tree in anger, and accidentally fell a big butt pier, I said that I almost died on the spot, the master is good, just hahahahaha laughed and watched me make a fool of myself.

It's really crumbs.

This crumb master.

There is also the name Li Goudan.

I am an orphan picked up by the master, I have no father and no mother, so to speak, the master is half of my parents, I didn't go to the mountain at a very young age, I only came to the mountain for as long as I can remember, at that time I remember a man who said that I brought it here, and then ...... I don't remember.

The master is an immortal, so he never gets old.

She was the same way she is now, looking at the dog next to her wagging his tail and looking at her with tears in his eyes, so he took the opportunity to name me.

Lee dog eggs.

Well, that's a lot to say.

I still haven't said my master's name.

My master.

Be called......

"You want to know my name so much, you don't want to engrave it on some villain, do you?" The master seemed to be watching very vigilantly.

"How is that possible!" I looked up at the dog at the door in surprise, someone must have come.

"How could it be?! I won against those three old guys yesterday, and they colluded with you to harm me! You must have received some benefit! ”

Look, this master is not only crumb, but also has some paranoia about being victimized, and always thinks that his apprentice will collude with others to harm her.

Really. Let's not say that it's impossible, even if it gives me benefits, I don't dare to ask for it......

In the entire Prajna Mountain, I basically only knew the master and the three "old men", and the other immortals only knew, met, and saw again.

"I heard that Zhang San has a kind of talisman, as long as he has his name attached, he can make that person obey the words of the person who casts the spell...... You're not trying to take control of my body with this stuff and do something to me, are you? "Master crumbs, ah no, the master holds tea in one hand and wine in the other, and crosses and embraces, as if I really took advantage of her, with a look of horror.

It's really crumbs.

I like it though.

"You're that old too...... You've been thinking about women for a long time, right? With such a big beauty as me by your side, you will never be able to hold it! Fortunately, we slept in separate rooms, otherwise, who knows if you would get up in the middle of the night! Do something shameful to me? "Master Crumb seems to be more energetic...... She didn't listen to me at all, she put her clothes out of her arms, and I was almost sweaty.

How dare I say what I just said? I was sincere to my master before, and I never thought about it, and I still expected the master to stand up for me......

Not a word was heard.

I don't know if she heard it or not.

As long as she doesn't say it, I assume she doesn't hear it.

It's such a crumbling master who has accompanied me for twelve years.

This is the twelfth year.

That's when I was about to learn.

"Master, don't be unserious...... Someone is coming......" I looked at the people standing outside the door.

It's a cactus.

"Cactus! Why don't you say hello when you come? Your pigeon died? Can't fly pigeons? "My crumb master got up from the chair, his white clothes fluttering, and with a flick, a tea and a wine were thrown onto the table, upright, not a drop of water.

"Don't mention it! I can't find my pigeons......"

"Your pigeons are all pigeons! I haven't seen you fall when you're playing. "The master's poisonous tongue is one of the best, if it weren't for eating the gunpowder pack, it would never be possible to blow up the needle immortal as soon as he opened his mouth.

Although the needle fairy is a little old man, with gray hair, but in fact he is very handsome, you have to say that his mustache is very funny, and he has been carefully trimmed, you say that he is exquisite, and he is dragged to the master in a big board.

"Don't mention it, now is not the time to talk about this! There is a big man in the mountain! I'm here to inform you! Be prepared in advance. "The needle immortal is usually angry, and the master especially likes to see his chubby appearance, but this time, it seems that things are really urgent.

"Who? Who will come to Prajna Mountain? Such a big face? The master was also serious, and I stood next to her, listening carefully to every word.

"Lin Zhen is coming to ......"

"Demon ...... Yes? The master seemed surprised.

Some looked at me in disbelief.

How do I know who this Lin Zhen is! What's the use of looking at me! Really.

The master looked at me, but his hands were sorting out his clothes, making her own white and fluttering, plain snow-like clothes more neat.

It looks really precious, and after changing the norm, my crumb master tied up the ponytail, that Lin Zhen...... Who the hell is it?

"Youkai are here...... It really scared me...... "The master got the collar right, and the sleeves of the robe were done."

Monster? Lin Zhen......

Is it a youkai?

Oh, my God?

We are a fairy mountain here! If it is like a mountain and a stone, a fairy mountain...... If youkai come here! Who knows where to put the face of these one hundred and eight immortals......

"Yes......"

Well? I looked at the needle fairy suspiciously, he seemed very unhappy......

The Needle Immortal continued, "Our Seventh Squad really can't get on the stage, but we have decided to send you to this meeting. ”

Well? Meeting? I've never heard of it, I've never seen it.

What meeting? Need a master like me to participate? Aren't you afraid that he will scare the people who participated in the meeting to death on the spot?

"Okay, I see......" The master glanced at me, I looked at her respectfully, and then slowly confused, tilting my head.

Well? Why do you look at me again?

"Cactus! Can I bring a cub? The master's words to the needle immortal almost scared the needle immortal.

I don't know why he was scared, but he seemed to be a little angry.

"Oops! When is it, you're still kidding! Merlin is here too! If only you could bring it with you, apprentice! Five thunderbolts hit him and killed him? ”

Feed! What's wrong with me?

Feed! Where did I mess with you! Stinky cactus!

What do you mean to take me and I will be hit by five thunders in the sky!

Stinky cactus, I'll tear that spell for you when I get back!

"I think so, hahahahaha." The master walked out of the door dressed in white, and this hearty laughter was really not a taste.

"Take care of the house! I'll go back as soon as I go! ”

Leaving these words, the master disappeared into the clouds with the needle immortal.

To be honest, I didn't ask the master's name and I was a little sorry for everyone, but this is also something that can't be helped, it's just such a coincidence, when I want to ask, someone comes.

However, this crumb master is too, so desperately frozen, not letting me know her real name.

I'm about to tell me.

I still have a charm there, probably to keep.

Huh! Don't think about it! I'm a serious person, and I would never use it on my master.

Although I received the benefits, my master must not be recruited, so this talisman must not be used for her, I think...... One day in the future, I will use this talisman to deal with the bad guys, and the bad guys I have beaten will naturally not use the talisman, but if I can't beat them, let them see what it feels like to be manipulated.

Huh! I'm not a pervert!

I'm not a pervert!

Listen to me!

Don't go! Hear me out!

My master!

She went to the meeting! You'd love to hear it! Why do youkai come to Senshan? Isn't that looking for death?

And this Merlin that the needle fairy said...... Who the hell is it?

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