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She was eating the big peaches of Qingqiu while sitting on a stone bench waiting for people. It wasn't until it was almost lunch that the dove came out of the room.

Qing Wei hurriedly stepped forward when he saw it, and was very unhappy: "Hey, Feng Dove, you dead roast chicken, do you really treat this place as your own home?!" ”

The phoenix's slender eyes turned to her, like the stars in the sky, smiling, "You know? Outside, you should call Ben Xianjun - Fujun. Mother, son! ”

The words husband and gentleman, how awkward it sounds. But it is true that he is called that, and it is a treaty that was made at the beginning.

Qing Wei only softly cried out again, "Husband, Jun, why have you been talking to my father in the house for so long?" ”

"Well, I didn't talk about anything, just talked a little bit about your black history......

You can only walk at the age of two, and you have to hang you from your waist with a rope when you walk.

It's okay, isn't it just that the cerebellum is underdeveloped?

Five-year-old is still breastfeeding, and the mother-in-law who has no milk eats all the milk in Qingqiu Mountain every day, so Qingqiu Mountain is almost everywhere your nurse.

It's okay, isn't it just not developing well?

At the age of eight, you will wet the bed, not to say that cats and dogs pee, and you will not dare to come close to you until Qingqiu cats and dogs dare not approach you before you honestly admit it.

It's okay, isn't it just that self-control is too poor?

At the age of eleven, he cooked and burned the entire kitchen and the backyard, and the smoke went straight from Qingqiu Mountain to the Nine Heavens, causing the Emperor of Heaven to think that the demonic qi had invaded the Heavenly Court, and led the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals to find the source all night.

It's okay, isn't it just kneeling in front of the Emperor for seven days and seven nights?

Thirteen years old......"

When Qing Wei heard this, silently, silently wrapped his arms around him, and came to an over-the-shoulder fall to show his anger!

God, mother, hold the grass!

In the end, she is biological, or this roast chicken is biological!

Black history knows better than she does! And it's so detailed that it starts at the age of two......

Father! You don't open your eyes!

How can you tell these private things to a white-eyed wolf!

Qing Wei secretly clenched the fox claws and said resentfully: "Sample, you can extract my black history from my father's mouth." I will be able to find out your black history from your father, who is afraid of whom! ”

Feng Jiu rolled his eyes, gently touched Qing Wei's fox ears, and said gently: "You know what? Lady, the black history of the husband:

First, he was kicked down the fairy pond by a woman;

Then he encountered a heavenly car accident;

and then was harmed by someone so many people to see it, and a certain fox was still collecting tickets;

Immediately after that, he was poisoned in the bath, causing this immortal monarch to grow pimples for three months;

I didn't say that I was sold as a commodity by a certain fox, and as a result, I was cold for more than half a month......"

Qing Wei listened to the phoenix dove talking to her, and the more she listened, the more cold she felt to her bones, as if she was frozen by ice, motionless.

She felt that even the fingertips of this dead roast chicken touching her ears were cold and cold.

He said softly, his eyes couldn't be sharper than a knife: "There has never been a black history for a husband, and now, the black history is all created by you......"

Qing Wei smiled and shrunk his head, avoiding the touch of the phoenix dove: "Hahaha, it's a great honor, it's a great honor!" ”

Feng Jiu touched Qing Wei's head affectionately, closed his eyes and said gently: "Today, you'd better not play any tricks." Otherwise......" The warning in the words is self-evident.

Qing Wei swallowed.

I'm so embarrassed to say, actually, she's already ......

The lunchtime banquet was placed in the peach and plum forest of Qingqiu Mountain, it was March, and the peach blossoms were in full bloom in early spring.