Chapter 90: Keeping Your Distance: Forced Weight Loss (2)

I used to say that she was ugly, but now I still say that she is fat!

Qing Wei's fox paw slapped his hand fiercely, and he was very unconvinced: "There is a difference between a low-level creature like a pig and an immortal!" ”

The phoenix dove smiled, "Hehe, it's all four-legged." ”

She bit a chicken leg and tried her best to justify: "But, I can stand on one foot!" ”

He smiled undiminishedly, and said very ambiguously approvingly: "Well, in this point alone, you are really better than a pig." ”

Qingwei: "......"

The chicken bone was almost stuck in Qing Wei's throat, she patted her chest and coughed halfway.

What's going on with this inexplicable flirtatious feeling?!

No, no, no, you can't be with this dead roast chicken,

Messing with him and exalting him!

A certain Feng looked at a certain fox and said that there was a difference between cloud and mud, and then drilled into a circle by himself, and he smiled so freely.

Qing Wei raised his head, full of fighting spirit: "Feng Dove, you dead roast chicken listen to Ben Shangxian!" From today on, if this immortal tells you one more word, noβ€”one word! It's like this leg! ”

As she spoke, she broke the chicken leg bone with both hands, and then bit hard into her mouth and tore off a piece of meat.

I don't know if Qing Wei is too heroic, or if the food is too unbearable, Feng Gu turned his face and sighed: "Eating at the same table with you stinky fox is really a 300-year lifespan!" ”

Qing Wei listened to it and got up, "Yo hehe, how long have you been married, and a certain phoenix dove can't stand it?" If you don't have the ability to fight, you can write a letter of resignation? ”

Feng Jiu turned his eyes to look at his slender fingers, and said without being salty or indifferent: "Who said just now that you can say a word to this immortal monarch...... What's it? ”

- Poof!

Qing Wei hurriedly buried her head in eating chicken legs, but who knew that a bamboo chopstick was clicked into her bowl and dragged her bowl away. Forcing her to raise her head, Qing Wei had no choice but to reply, "What was it just now?" Yes? Haha, I forgot, hahaha! ”

Feng Jiu said that he understood very much: "Also, it is very normal for memory to deteriorate after a certain age, this immortal can tell you again, and then deduct ten points, okay?" ”

Didn't she imply that he was small on the day of the wedding and bullied him!

actually holds a grudge until now, but says that she is old!

Qing Wei laughed and snorted, "It's not good, it's not good!" There are a lot of Xianjun, this is just nonsense, I've heard about it.

Besides, people need to communicate and communicate with each other, and a fox and a chicken, phew, phoenix. Races are different, and communication is inevitable, right? ”

Regarding Qing Wei's round talk speed, Feng Jiu said that he still appreciates it. The head of the jaw said viciously: "If you are ugly, you have to have a sharp mouth." ”

Qing Wei also sighed and clenched his fists, "The appearance is destined, and the sharp mouth grinds itself." It's really inappropriate, that immortal can only communicate by force. ”

When Feng Jiu heard this, he immediately shook his head and said indifferently: "How can you be so rude as a fairy, alas, five points will be deducted." ”

"You!"

"What are you?" The phoenix dove opened the folding fan to cover half of her face, revealing only a pair of evil smiling phoenix eyes, looking at her fixedly, "By the way, I will start losing weight from now on, if I don't lose weight to the figure that this immortal monarch is satisfied with." Then don't think about this month's salary, next month's salary, and next month. ”

Feng Jiu looked at Qing Wei and stopped, as if he was holding back a ball of anger and had nowhere to spread wild, and felt very happy.

A bamboo chopsticks propped it up and dragged away a plate of Sixi balls.

Qing Wei was calm.

Dragged away pickled pepper chicken fillet, sweet and sour pork ribs, cashew nut shrimp.

Qing Wei was still calm.

However, when the phoenix dove continuously ordered people to drag seven or eight dishes back and forth, Qing Wei's calm face turned blue.