New Year's Special [2] Small Theater + Easter Eggs (1)

[This is a New Year's special - small theater, it still has nothing to do with the text, you guys are in a hurry~~]

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First of all, let's interview a few of our friends who left the country in "Cute Pet Enemy: Lord Fox King Asks to Be Spared". Let's welcome them first-

The heroine of this article, Qing Wei! The male protagonist of this article is a phoenix! And...... Supporting Characters!

Qing Wei heard the narrator's introduction, and Qi Er frowned, and glared at the man in red next to him angrily, "Hey, it's normal for my aunt and grandmother to be the heroine, after all, the title has the Fox King." But what the hell is this male protagonist rotting chicken!

Auntie, I have been entangled with him all my life?! Oh no! ”

However, Feng Dove, who heard Qing Wei's protest, was not satisfied, and he opened the folding fan with a "snap", fanning the wind slightly.

The phoenix eyes glared in the direction of Xuan Er, "This Immortal Jun also thinks that it is a pity that such a good year has been wasted on this stinky fox." ”

"It's a pity?" Qing Wei listened, his eyes bulged as big as copper bells, and he poked the phoenix dove's chest: "Hey! You are spending youth, isn't my aunt and my flower youth?

Without you! Auntie, I went to the Deep Sea Dragon Palace a long time ago and robbed our family Lu Mo to get married. Where will it be his turn to marry Ah Kui! Hum!

Dead roast chicken! ”

“……”

These words fell into the ears of the phoenix dove, his long eyelashes trembled slightly, and then his long eyebrows were raised violently, and he closed the bone fan very dissatisfied.

"—You're still thinking about this man! Stupid, stupid! ”

The purple bamboo bone fan slapped on the palm of the hand, and the phoenix dove sat on the jade stool, but his face was not good-looking.

Stupid? She's stupid?

Qing Wei became angry when she heard this, and said indignantly: "-Could it be that you are not stupid if you like Ah Kui?" Very good, you chase your Qingkui, I chase my Moli!

Let's go to the sky! No one will delay anyone! ”

Xuanji (took out a tissue and wiped the sweat beads on his forehead): "...... That, that...... You two couples, calm down......"

Qing Wei/Feng Jiu (retorted in unison): "-Who is with her/he is two husband and wife!" ”

The beads of sweat on Xuan Er's forehead became even heavier, "Then, then you want to ...... Divorce, divorce? ”

Hearing the word divorce, Qing Wei instantly exploded and jumped up from the chair: "No! Resolutely do not leave! Didn't he think my aunt and grandmother were wasting his youth?

Auntie, I want to consume it! Let his flock of warblers and swallows die of hunger! Hum! ”

"Then ......" Xuanji looked weakly at the phoenix.

A certain phoenix's face was even more displeased, and his slender fingers rubbed back and forth on the purple bamboo bone fan, and he looked at it carefully: "-Hmph, this immortal jun is not leaving."

According to the regulations of the "Fairy Marriage Law", in the event of divorce, the joint property of the husband and wife shall be divided equally between the two persons.

This stinky fox only knows how to be noisy all day long, fighting and killing, and has no economic contribution! Why does this Xianjun want to divorce and cheapen her? ”

The black-faced Genji: "......"

- Hey, dove!

It's just duplicity, it's so ruthless and so misleading, you mean, right?

Qing Wei with a darker face (shot): "......"

Seeing Qing Wei quietly pulling out the half-moon Xuantie halberd on his waist, there seemed to be bloodlust in his eyes, and a certain phoenix was in danger and didn't know it at all.

Xuanji hurriedly snorted and changed the subject.

"Okay, okay, both of them have been introduced, so how about let's talk about the issues that we are more concerned about recently?"

(blackfaced) Qing Wei: "...... You said. ”

(Innocent) Phoenix: "......"