Chapter 10 Yes, I am a philosopher who got the mallet
Rushing home in the middle of the night is definitely an adventure for Zheng Yucheng! Looking at the dilapidated apartment building, my breath suddenly disappeared and my heartbeat gradually became quieter. Running in the corridor full of debris, Zheng Yucheng has a sense of vicissitudes of wandering around like a gypsy. Because in the face of an unknown fate, fear always fills the whole grid every minute.
"Socrates of ancient Egypt once said that if you get foreign iron, you will reap happiness, and if you get bad iron, you will become a philosopher."
Zheng Yucheng's lips couldn't help but tremble, and he couldn't help but sigh in his throat, but after three deep and choppy breaths, he picked himself up again.
"Socrates is right, I am a philosopher, I am... Philosopher. The brief process of self-hypnosis prompted Zheng Yucheng to forget his duty, and then to revel in false fantasies. At the same time, a cool breeze lifted his dark red mottled sleeves and soothed his half-bare shoulders, and Zheng Yucheng couldn't help but shiver.
"Call me a philosopher!"
When his eyes were like needles and his thoughts were scattered, he rummaged for the key under the storage room, and he couldn't find it, stretching his neck, looking at the master bedroom with the lights out from the corridor window, Zheng Yucheng couldn't help but get nervous. Considering the reality that if you wear only a crumbling white shirt and be frozen to death after a while, the courage to exhaust yourself and then fade out of the frame like a spring on the top floor of Anseong Bank.
"Philosopher!"
The door opened, and the dizzying white goose feathers were planted deep into the soap bubbles floating in front of them, and despite their momentary beauty, they disappeared in the blink of an eye.
"Do you think this is a 24-hour hotel? You can get in whenever you want?! The sleepy-eyed and fluffy Lee Seung-mei held up the newly bought pillow and threatened Zheng Yucheng, who was stupid at the entrance.
"It's not what you think, wife, listen to me!" Zheng Yucheng's face turned pale, and his voice was as small as a mosquito humming.
"What else do you want to say? Get the hell out of here! Get out! Lee Seung-mi's expression was very serious, which was different from usual, and his intuition told him that something unusual must have happened today.
"Wife, please listen to me, I had a car accident today, otherwise I would have been able to go..." While Zheng Yucheng, who was accompanying the smiling face, grabbed the corner of the dining table, Li Chengmei methodically picked up the fork stained with oil stains.
"And a car accident? Hum! Zheng Yucheng: From what start, you don't even lie and don't make drafts! Chengmei, who had been staring at him closely, suddenly rushed towards the opposite corner of the table. Perhaps it was Zheng Yucheng's exclamation that triggered the nuclear explosion, and in the next moment, the wreckage of the cold soup splashed everywhere, on the dining table, in the water glass, on the wall, and even on the white faces of the two people who were glaring angrily.
"Li Chengmei, I told you the truth, what else do you want? Do you have to see my corpse to be willing? ”
The two men who were still standing in their respective trenches reposed their positions, but both of them were like worms biting into an apple, and their faces were full of disgust.
"Why don't you get out of here? Do you want me out? Alright, I'll go now! Li Chengmei lifted the tablecloth in anger, and those brand-new dishes and plates fell to the ground like tears of grievance.
"Wife...", I really couldn't wash it when I jumped into the Yellow River, and at the moment when Chengmei squirted out a mouthful of phlegm in the air, Zheng Yucheng's brain received a signal that all the internal organs were churning.
"I know it's wrong." Zheng Yucheng picked up the washboard from the ground and looked at Chengmei pitifully.
"Shut up, get out of here, let me see you again, I'll tear your mouth apart, beat you to death and throw it into the wilderness to feed the dogs!" As if she heard a demon wagging her tail in her heart to tempt her to say the most heartless words, Lee Seung-mi, who was chasing after her, her eyes and face were burning like fire.
Zheng Yucheng, who was running around the overwhelmed table and kept looking back, his face stained with hot sauce was distorted like waste paper that could be thrown into the paper basket at any time, and after a brief collision of eyes, his eyes were full of regret.
"From what point you don't believe me anymore, no matter what I say? Lee Seung-mi: Don't forget that we are a couple with two children. For the sake of the child's face, how should you..."Zheng Yucheng looked at her silently, not without disappointment.
"Do you still want to make a fuss about the two children who have just fallen asleep?! From now on, I don't want to hear your voice, so you shut me up like a dead man for eternity! Lee Seung-mi's voice became louder, and the expression on her face became faster and more desperate. Although it was just a blink of an eye, all the shortcomings of a woman were exposed in front of Zheng Yucheng at a glance.
Her voice shook his eardrums, and he panicked at that moment. "Let's get a divorce!" Such thoughts came to him like the first domino to collapse, and Seung-mi was still busy adding fuel to the fire.
"Do you know how many times I've been back and forth today? Because of the traffic jam, I took off my high heels halfway through the taxi, and then like a crazy woman, my cloak and skirt couldn't cover my exposed legs, because I had to run on the road with my shoes in my hands! It took me two months' salary to get a decent meet-and-greet gift, and even though I had already sent the picture to the teacher, she still called me to death! And you, who promised to pick up the child for me early in the morning, played with me at a critical moment and evaporated! Do you know that at that time, the customers of the Black Diamond Group were already lying in the box of medicine hand rejuvenation? ”
After kicking the baked potatoes that rolled to the ground, Lee Seung-mi threw the table upside down to the ground. Seeing his wife so angry for the first time, Zheng Yucheng panicked. Then they all looked at each other blankly, Li Chengmei's face was red as if it was on fire, and she didn't want to misinterpret the silent Zheng Yucheng's strict mouth, but Chengmei still couldn't bear it, and pushed the warm atmosphere to a climax by herself.
"Because I couldn't get the approval of my boss, and I couldn't bear to let the child continue to wait alone, I just skipped work, and now I have been punished by the unit, not to mention that I didn't earn my daily salary, and the first two days of work were done in vain! Zheng Yucheng, what else do you want from me? Is it so hard to send a message back on the phone? Let me ask you one last time, is the child my own? I take care of the housework and the children, and I work hard like a man, do I want you to do it? When the vase looks? Why should I be so tired that I vomit blood alone, and you can use work as an excuse to enjoy my free service with peace of mind. Why? Why?! ”
Side kicks, horizontal kicks, leg sweeps, Li Chengmei's legs and belly are undulating with toned muscles, just when she easily kicked the sandbag in front of Zheng Yucheng, Zheng Yucheng, who had no time to do warm-up exercises, could only jump rope desperately.
"Wife, I really know it's wrong, please calm down and dissipate your anger, things are really not all what you imagined, I also had a bad day today. Halfway through chasing customers, because I wanted to pick up the phone, Director Shin Jung-hwan's car was hit by me on the road fence. I also saw your missed call in the hospital not long ago, you don't know what I was scared of at the time?! Zheng Yucheng looked at her with a serious expression.
"Not so long ago?!" Li Chengmei looked at him in surprise, and her expression was as strange as if she had taken the wrong medicine.
"So, the car accident was a lie, and not so long ago it was the real reason?!" Lee Seung-mi couldn't help but grin and step back.
"I ran up and down like a madman all day long for this home, and I was so anxious that I jumped to my feet. I have to do a full 9 hours of massage service when I go to the unit, and my fingers are so sore that they are about to break, and I have to endure to call you! And you, who have never thought about your family, have the qualifications to tell me that you only found out not long ago?! ”
Zheng Yucheng suddenly looked thoughtfully at Chengmei, who was smiling.
"Haha... Hahaha" The breath flowing on the other side seemed to wet her heart, and Li Chengmei began to look down at Zheng Yucheng with a convulsive face with a smile, and her eyes were full of infinite loss. Zheng Yucheng was so nervous that he didn't dare to come out.
"Wife, I was wrong, can you..." Seeing Li Chengmei slowly smile, Zheng Yucheng hurriedly went to help her arm.
"Dirty hands away! Do you think what you say is like words? Pigs and dogs are not as good as mongrels! Go to hell! ”
Lee Seung-mi screamed loudly like a sudden attack, causing the dogs upstairs and downstairs to bark in an orderly manner. Perhaps it was her husband's embarrassed expression that ignited her anger again, she turned and flashed into the kitchen, and decisively threw a fat hairy crab at her husband, who was gradually frightened. Zheng Yucheng came back to his senses and looked at it, and at some point, the crab that fell into a severe fracture, the two broken crab claws had already hit the bull's-eye ten rings.
On the other hand, his wife still looked at him viciously like a hateful samurai in the eyes of a giant advertisement.