If no one stopped Zheng Yucheng in time, this guy would definitely take risks and finally embark on that road of no return, just when he was indulging in dreams and seeing the longing of doing whatever he wanted as a bright light, a knock on the door that showed his personality broke into his ears.

"Hey! Are you a dead pig? Don't go and open the door for me, both of my arms are about to be broken! ”

The girl who has no one in his eyes and sometimes greets him regardless of age is his sister Zheng Yuqi. She had confronted this guy for the first time yesterday evening, and before it was full light this morning, she stood downstairs with her hands on her hips, her head held high, and she shouted hysterically with her neck pulled. Looking at the vegetable leaves that kept falling from the sky, Zheng Yucheng could vaguely imagine what kind of dangerous meeting it would be later.

Sure enough, Zheng Yuqi walked into the living room arrogantly and obediently like a gangster with an expression that refused to give up, kicked open the door.

"Ash! Take a look at this house, whether it is a bachelor apartment or a student dormitory! No, it should be a mobile pigsty open for lazy people! "No wonder my mother always mutters that you don't have a positive shape and no eyesight! Didn't you notice that I was carrying something in both hands?! Looking at Zheng Yuqi from the bedroom mirror, no matter which angle she converts, she looks like a righteous and awe-inspiring warrior, but her voice can subvert the normal nerves of others again and again.

"What a tough seed! Even if it's a mess in the house, don't you know how to find a random place to put it first?! "Oh, that's a garbage can, big sister! Forget it, just leave it there and don't move anymore! Whether it is nagging or rudeness, Zheng Yuqi is like a copy of his mother, Zheng Yucheng sighed.

"Brother, you're really different from others! The house is like a garbage dump, and this dumpster is still clean. ”

Sensing the potential threat of the fist in Zheng Yuqi's calm eyes, Zheng Yucheng changed into a jerky smile. and picked up all the dirty clothes that had been accumulated for a month from the ground and stuffed them into the washing machine, and then turned out a glass from the refrigerator that had not melted ice for a long time, poured a cup of cold white boiling, and sent it directly to Zheng Yuqi.

"Brother, it's just this taste, how can I drink it if I don't deserve stomach medicine!" After staring at the floating objects in the water for about two seconds, Zheng Yuqi subconsciously swallowed her saliva, and then continued to use her patience kung fu, which was more amazing than that of a camel.

"Uninvited people are still standing here and picking and choosing?! Hey, I said Zheng Yuqi, why are you like our mother, and you don't need to make an appointment on the phone to come directly? Zheng Yucheng said the oath of war in a weak (sleepy) voice.

"You have to make an appointment to deliver something, and you see yourself as someone! Besides, the phone bill is also money, so if you can save it, you can save it. Zheng Yuqi blew down the brim of his hat hard, and then urged in a somewhat reluctant voice.

"By the way, don't you have to go to school today? It's not like skipping class again! In the space between speaking, Zheng Yucheng changed into a fully armed dress. When passing by his sister, he whimsically crooked Zheng Yuqi to the back of the brim and straightened it back. The strange thing is that my sister, who usually thunders, just stares at herself with the eyes of death.

"Hey! I said can you hope for me! I also skip class, and don't put my requirements on others! That's because the school was loaned out as an exam room, so I took a temporary break. Zheng Yuqi pointed his finger at his brother's forehead and shouted.

"And our mother, she tricked me into giving me something to you under the banner of combining work and rest. To put it bluntly, the son follows his mother, he is lazy! ”

Because he was wearing a slightly fat casual dress and short hair, Zheng Yuqi was dangling in front of him, and he didn't have the temperament that a girl should have.

"That means you didn't want to come." It's too late, it's too soon. Zheng Yucheng felt that a chubby hand flashed in front of his eyes in an instant. And he hid in time.

"Say what? Let me tell you, since I was in high school, I had the opportunity to sleep in today, and as a result..."Zheng Yuqi yawned with tears in his eyes, and continued to shout pitifully: "I was woken up by my mother's slap, and she was stuffed into the bus like a burden." It's the morning rush hour, and I'm about to be squeezed into a compressed biscuit without eating. ”

"So no matter if the pickles made by my mother are delicious or not, even if they are rotten, you must destroy them, you know!" The cramped apartment suddenly turns into a bustling vegetable market, and between the two young boys, it is not knowledge, but bargaining for life information.

"Oh! After reading for so many years, it's the first time I know that the classroom in your third year of high school can also be borrowed for exams? Then you should have a lot of homework in the past two days. Wait, aren't you in a hurry to get back to your homework! ”

Zheng Yucheng's words are positive or negative, it should not be difficult to guess, Zheng Yuqi's eyes widened, and he looked directly at Zheng Yucheng with his nostrils with disdain.

"Wait! Sister, your state is not quite right, your hair is still so dense, there are no dark circles under your eyes, your face and chin are fat, and you should wear such fluffy clothes to cover the swimming rings and elephant legs. It seems that recently, there should be no pressure! Zheng Yucheng sometimes lowered his head, sometimes raised his eyebrows, and turned around his sister twice with interest, and kept holding his chin with his hand, desperately adding to the words of admiration.

"That's why I'm so stressed that I'm snacking!" Zheng Yucheng, who is not inferior to celebrities in appearance, should be favored by thousands of girls, but in this sister who cannot be complimented in appearance, he can only enjoy being slapped and served. But at this moment, for this little girl's habitual move to descend the dragon and slap ten times, he still took all precautions. It's just that there will be a slight flaw in the posture of preparing for battle in an offensive and defensive manner, that is, he inadvertently hid in the bedroom that he didn't intend to let his sister into.

"Hey! No, not only does your house smell of stinking and roasting, why does it smell of alcohol?! Say! Did you drink? Zheng Yuqi, who subconsciously performed the duties of "quality inspector" on behalf of his mother, had already spread his arms and threw himself on the bed, desk and even under the bed in the bedroom.

Zheng Yucheng frowned noncommittally, and leaned over his arms to the side, as if he was calmly waiting for her to take away the snacks or pocket money for free and leave on his own.

"And the smell of perfume! Zheng Yucheng! You are out of your mother's sight, you are not small! Zheng Yuqi's eyes showed a faint disdain.

"I swear to the lamp above your head, perfume never exists! But to talk about these beers, hehe, wasn't it the first game of the International Baseball League yesterday? Didn't you see the magic ball of Dream Team legend Li Jingzhe? And that handsome young player Wei Guanlin, like this, like this, and then wow, those wonderful moments when he scored in the cheers of the fans! Despite the impulse, Zheng Yucheng still posed as much as he could.

"Hey, you're trying to say that my favorite baseball team three years ago has finally turned into a dragon, right?!" At the moment when the camera in his mind was about to press the shutter, Zheng Yuqi said angrily.

"Isn't it just a few beers? What's all the fuss, I'm a man, and besides, how can a man not drink when socializing now. ”

For emergencies, Zheng Yucheng had no choice but to hold a frank and lenient mentality, and be respectful as his fate. But Zheng Yuqi pouted his mouth unrelentingly and looked at him with a sad face. And found the right time to suck the cool white in his mouth, and squirted it out in the direction of his brother.

"I said, does your physical education teacher have patriotic feelings? How can you be taught to use adjectives indiscriminately?! ”

"Ash! Brother, even if that's the case, you can't show it off to me! Excited to open a PA all night

ty？ Or a person who is drunk and drunk! Do you know that I was struggling to write my homework at that time? And until 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, what kind of sleepy did I be? You're so unsympathetic?! You deserve to be a single Wang for more than 20 years! ”

Zheng Yuqi, who was diagnosed as a terminal patient of princess disease, was so aggrieved that he was about to cry. Zheng Yucheng, who was standing in front of her, finally showed a very sorry look.

"Hey! Lying there pretending to be asleep! I know you're already awake, so get up! Even the loss did not forget his mission, and after feeling that his foreplay was enough, Zheng Yuqi kicked in the thick quilt towering on the sofa.

"Hello, you are Zheng Yuqi, I often hear your brother mention you, he says that his sister is smart, cute and very understanding. Oh, that, I'm Zheng Yucheng's good friend Pei Kemian, if I say I'm not a hermit crab sleeping in a pigsty, can you believe it?! Pei Kemian, who can no longer be transformed into an unconscious sculptor, explained in a witty tone.

"Hmmm! Got it. Before my eyes are broken, big brother, you better retouch your appearance! Zheng Yuqi threw an exaggerated smile at the two people who stood silently opposite him, and a pair of strange eyes that did not care about the feelings of others at all.

"Don't say it! You're a couple of crabs living in an old apartment! Not only does he lose his temper, but he also has such a tacit understanding of his life habits. Clothes, snacks, skin care products, and daily necessities are not in their respective positions. Then it shouldn't just be clothes in the closet. Zheng Yuqi frowned, put his hands behind his back, and looked at the room unhurriedly again, his mouth bursting with a silver bell-like laugh from time to time. Just when her hand was on the wardrobe, her face gradually had the innocence and shyness of a girl.

"Don't open it! There was nothing in it, it was empty, it was empty. A girl with a vain appearance and an empty attitude is really the nemesis of bad boys, especially when looking at the magazine that collapsed on the ground like dominoes, the two boys' brains were instantly messed up.

Pei Kemian and Zheng Yucheng pointed at each other's noses. And Zheng Yuqi, who stood on the magazine hill as a proud princess, also maintained a wise silence.

"Brother, your house is really a treasure pavilion. This magazine isn't the one that exploded recently... Ha ha! It's really hard to find a place to break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it! Seeing Zheng Yuqi's eyes full of black lines suddenly turn into a sky full of stars, Zheng Yucheng and Pei Kemian's hearts were beating wildly.

"Brother, can I take this book away!" Because he was intoxicated by false fantasies and couldn't extricate himself, Zheng Yuqi's eyes looked very dizzy. A cool breeze blew through the scalps of the two boys, especially Pei Kemian, who trembled with embarrassment.

"Zheng Yuqi, what you said must be the opposite! Do you want to use this as a threat to make me..."Zheng Yucheng hesitated slightly.

"No, brother, I really like the male star on the cover." Zheng Yuqi used those eyes full of expectation to completely defeat the two boys' casual thoughts about innocent teenagers, and I don't know when she began to be cute and ignorant turned out to be her perfect disguise.