Chapter 406 Scolding the heavens and the earth
It's not just this one thing that has established the reputation of flies being afraid. There are many allusions to her, and I can't finish them for three days and three nights, and there is one thing that makes me thunder, and of course, that incident is indeed related to thunder.
It was the first thunderstorm since the beginning of summer, and the thunder male and electric mother had not seen each other for more than half a year, and it was difficult to part with each other as soon as they met. There was a flash of electricity in the eyes of the electric mother, and Lei Gong shouted excitedly. As a result, the affection above lingers, turning clouds and rain, etc., and the turbid waves below are surging, and all beings are dying.
This thunderstorm is different from even the rain, it comes quickly, it goes quickly, and the process of rain is completed by dividing five by two, and then there is a small river, the big river rises, and the clouds open and the sun rises and everything is new.
This rain is also what the animals have been waiting for for a long time, whether it is a river, flowers and trees, they need a heavy rain to replenish their moisture. As the saying goes, spring rain is as expensive as oil, and the spring drizzle can only moisten the grass on the ground, and it will not have the slightest effect on the dry land and the depleted rivers, and the branches and leaves of some big trees have begun to dry up, so for the first summer rain, the animals have high hopes.
No one thought that this thunder male and electric mother would fight a protracted war, and she didn't come out for days, months, and months, and she was about to go crazy when she thought about it. But it is good to say in this heaven, but the underground has suffered, the melon fields are completely finished, and many fruits have fallen into the water and floated away. Small animals that can climb the trees can survive, and those who can't climb the trees become fish, and the life of the tall red-haired dinosaurs has also encountered great difficulties.
The leader was helpless, and the other red-haired dinosaurs cried bitterly, and some of the dinosaurs prayed for mercy from the heavens.
"I'm going up to the mountains," said the fly swatter, "and you can help me." ”
"Why are you going?" said a friend who was sheltering from the rain under a tree, "The mountain road is slippery on a rainy day, and landslides can happen at any time, so it's too dangerous." ”
"I'm going to curse the Thunder Bolt. Let them get out of the way. The fly swatter said indignantly.
"Aren't you afraid of lightning strikes?" said my friend.
"It's better than everyone waiting here to die, and according to this method, we don't have to wait until tomorrow, we will all become fish. Said the fly swatter.
A few friends looked at the fly swatting so righteous, and they couldn't take care of the danger of the mountain road, which was easy to be struck by lightning at high places. Resolutely want to go with the fly swatter.
I can't tell how many, it seems that there are five or six, they usually like to be together Kan Dashan, and now their task is to climb the mountain, I don't know if I don't climb, I found that it is much more difficult to climb the mountain than Kan Dashan, especially on rainy days.
They overcame many difficulties. Finally reached the top of the mountain. The rain was still pouring down, and the fly swatter told the friends to go to the cave to take shelter from the rain, and walked to the top of the mountain alone, and said noisily, but because of the thunder and the wind, it was difficult to get the sound out.
So, the fly swatter begged his friends to send him a very thick bamboo. The core of the bamboo is chiseled through, as for how it is chiseled. It's not the main content of this story, so I won't explain it.
With a swatter of flies, she squatted on the top of the hill and leaned the bamboo upright against a large rock, one facing the sky and the other facing her mouth. Holding it with its two front paws, it was said.
The words that began to be said were all good things, saying that the thunder and lightning mother were blessed with the sky, and what "the golden wind and jade dew meet, but there are countless victories in the world". What "the grace of dripping water, the spring reciprocates", what "thunder", what "vigorous and resolute", the world's sycophants, everything there is, there is nothing that has not been said, plus a number of adjectives, the coordination of intonation, and the soft voice, even the iron stone can be said to be full of joy and fluttering. It is said that there were literally several rocks the size of dinosaur eggs beside her, which actually danced in the rain.
I didn't see it myself, I wasn't sure, but as for what I said, because my friends were in the cave, and the bamboo tube was facing the sky, I didn't know, so I asked the fly swatter, and she said, "The words that come out are like water spilled out, and when they are finished, how can they repeat it?"
Later, seeing that there was no reaction, the fly swatter took out the effort to say that the flies were dead, and took all the vicious words in the world, and then added oil and vinegar, organically combined, the so-called "good words are warm in three winters, and bad words hurt the dragon and June cold", the dripping raindrops turned into ice and solidified on the ground in an instant, and some trees were cut off at the waist, and the sound of Geba Geba was non-stop.
After a while, the rain suddenly fell heavier, and with a deafening thunder, a sudden strong wind broke up on the mountain. Everyone understands that this Lei Gong finally heard that Youlong was scolding him, so he was angry, and he used heavy rain to retaliate against the flies, and the wind was Lei's friend, so he also roared over. As the saying goes, "we are in the same boat through thick and thin", which is the relationship between the two.
However, the fly swatter did not move, and still cursed, standing there like a mountain. There is a poem that praises: "When this thing suddenly appears, the wind and rain do not move like a mountain." The "thing" here refers to the fly swatter, praising her in the face of wind and rain, steady as Mount Tai, righteous and awe-inspiring, and seeing death as home.
Later, there were a few muffled thunders, and a few lightning bolts were crossed on the top of the mountain, but they didn't hit the flies for fear, some said, the thunder male and electric mother was confused, so he repeatedly missed, and some said that the thunder male and electric mother was intimidated by the awe-inspiring righteousness that the flies were afraid of, and some said that the thunder male and electric mother was too late to run, so they could still take care of aiming, and they were worried that they had followed in the footsteps of those flies.
The rain stopped, the clouds dispersed, the sun came out, and the whole forest was jubilant. When her friends went up to the top of the mountain to look for flies, she was still scolding, and when she went over to help, she found that she had already fainted.
It sounds a little incredible to faint and still scold, but this is the case, as the saying goes, facts speak louder than words, and it is useless to argue.
Compared with the saying that the sky is broken, one is to say that the living are dead, the other is to say that they are about to die, the other is to pray for rain on a dry day, and the other is to stop on a rainy day. In this sense, it is indeed difficult to distinguish between the two, but it is also equal, and it is really difficult to predict who will win and who will lose when the two meet.
However, there is one thing that needs to be made clear, that is, the flies are afraid that after the thunder and lightning mother are angry this time, there has been no rain in the area of the Hum tribe and the pharyngeal tribe for a long time. Later, although the fly swatter personally went to the top of the mountain to admit his mistake, and begged Lei Gongdian to forgive him for his insulting words and open his mouth, there was still no cloud in the sky. Some dragons said that this was because Lei Gongdian was unwilling to forgive her, and some said that when they were scolding, Lei Gongdian was above their heads, and now, they don't know where they went, how could they hear it?
The fly swatter tried many times, but it had no effect, but the fly swatter fainted from heat stroke every time and was carried down the mountain by his friends.
Later, what later?
Later, thanks to the scolding of God, the rain returned to the world.
That's what happened. (To be continued......)
PS: This chapter is still a bit interesting, I hope you like it