Chapter 238: That Man Is Really Stupid

Gu Xu looked at Xian Ze calmly, waiting for him to speak.

Xian Ze suddenly saw the hope of staying, and he didn't want to go back to Hantan.

The crossfish is naturally close to humans and yearns for the world on the water, otherwise it would not have foolishly shed its shell, turned into a human form and ran to the shore to play, and then was hunted and killed.

He hid in the cold pool at the bottom of Chengxian Lake for thousands of years, dreaming of walking in the world.

If he continues to stay in Chengxian Lake, I am afraid that he will be regarded as a pervert who likes to collect corpses, who would have thought that he would just be lonely?

"I can do a lot, I do laundry, cooking, scrubbing the floor, washing dishes, storing and tidying. I can also fix electrical appliances, and by the way, I can also do carpentry! ”

He Wangyao: "It doesn't sound very good, it's all simple housework." ”

Gu Xu disagreed, "Then you underestimate him." It's only been a month or two since he came to the world, what do you think of his haircut? ”

"Shouldn't it be good?" Otherwise, there wouldn't be so many people lining up to ask him for a haircut.

Gu Xu: "In such a short period of time, you can achieve the first place in the performance of the whole store, and this learning ability is not ordinary." And don't underestimate housework, what can be done well must be very logical. ”

Mingmao thought for a moment, "It's like some powerful organizers, can the monthly salary be six figures?" ”

Gu Xu said to Xian Ze, "You can go to our company for an internship, start from the grassroots level, and rotate positions in various positions." As for where to live, there is no one living in the annex building, so you can clean up a room and live there. ”

Xian Ze has now confirmed that this man who makes him feel scared is the real good guy!

And the other party is too good-looking, and it is a beauty that the ancient demon must admit!

His favorability towards Gu Xu skyrocketed, and he said gratefully, "Thank you!" You're such a nice guy! ”

It's great that he can finally stay!

You don't have to have endless hair and hairstyles all day long!

And as an ancient, there is a big gap in concepts, and he really can't accept the aesthetics of those red and yellow hairs and so on!

Getting a customer's hair done every day is a painful torture because not only do you have to endure the scorching eyes, but you also have to compliment others on being fashionable and good-looking, and your expression must be sincere.

I've really told all the lies of this life.

As he spoke, the waiter had already begun to deliver the food.

This is a black pearl restaurant, and Ming Hao is bleeding heavily today.

Li Wenhe picked up a piece of salmon sashimi as thin as a cicada's wings with chopsticks, and said lightly, "I heard that the meat of the Henggong fish can drive away evil spirits and cure all diseases, but I don't know if it's true." ”

The expression on Xian Ze's face stiffened slightly: "...... Your joke isn't funny at all. ”

Li Wenhe smiled faintly and didn't say anything more, he was actually in favor of letting this guy stay.

The others don't have an opinion, anyway, this guy doesn't look like he has bad intentions.

It's just that this person is too good to eat, and he asked the waiter for a plate of ice cubes, chewed and eaten, and finished it in a while.

"Everything is good in the world, it's just too hot." Xian Ze said and remembered, "By the way, my things are still in the rental house, you don't need anything else, the bed must be transported." ”

After dinner, a group of people accompanied Xian Ze to carry the bed again.

The landlord is also struggling with whether to call the police at this time.

The young man who lived in the basement looked white and shy, not like a bad person.

But someone just told him that he looked through the window last night and found a corpse lying in the freezer.

The young man in front of him also said: "What are you hesitating about, isn't it scary enough to hide corpses in the freezer?" Forget it, I'll call the police. ”

The youth called the police, and while waiting for the police to come, a figure appeared first.

"Uncle landlord, I want to quit the rent." Xian Ze said, beckoning to the people behind him, "Help me move the freezer out of the room." ”

When the landlord heard this, he immediately became nervous, and the young man secretly turned on the camera, and his spirits became high.

Great, if he wants to post this matter on the Internet, it will definitely attract a lot of attention, isn't it just around the corner to become popular?

Minghao had already guessed what the bed Xianze was going to carry was, and she followed in to see the excitement, and at a glance she saw the panic on the landlord's face and the young man's camera.

She glanced at the other person and didn't say anything more.

After a while, sirens were heard outside.

The landlord breathed a sigh of relief and quickly ran out to open the door and welcome the police in.

The young man was even more emotional, "Uncle policeman, he killed someone!" The corpse was hidden in the freezer, I saw it with my own eyes! ”

As he spoke, he rushed forward, squeezed through the people of the moving company, and opened the freezer.

The freezer was full of ice cubes, and the young man took a picture of the ice cube with his mobile phone camera, hehe, so many ice cubes are just to hide people's eyes, the corpse must be under the ice.

Xianzawa: "Don't touch my ice cubes!" ”

His heart ached, it was all the ice he had worked so hard to freeze, his rations for tonight!

When the young man heard this, he was even more affirmed, and shouted, "The corpse is under the ice, hurry up and help!" ”

Xian Ze blinked, what the hell are you talking about?

The policeman looked nervously at the white man in front of him, this may be a vicious gangster, "Don't move!" Hands up! ”

A few minutes later, the police turned the freezer upside down and found no so-called body, which was a misunderstanding.

The young man still didn't believe it: "How is that possible? I saw the body, and it was in the freezer! ”

Mingmao: "There must be a limit to nonsense, and why are you peeking into other people's rooms?" ”

The young man suddenly hesitated, and wanted to leave against the wall, but was blocked by Gu Xu who stopped at the door.

Mingmao said to the police, "He not only reported a false police, and it was not only a problem of voyeurism, but a problem of secretly photographing illegal crimes." He is making a profit by stealing auction videos, and if you follow his clues, you can find out a candid shooting industry chain. ”

The other party is casting a wide net, after all, the room rented by Xianze is a semi-sunken basement, and half of the window is facing the path in the back alley, which is very convenient for candid photography.

This is an old residential building, which is rarely inhabited by locals, and is rented by landlords to migrant workers.

In the summer, the weather is hot, and you can sleep coolly at night, and if you take some hot pictures, you will definitely be able to sell them for a good price.

The young man's face changed drastically, but the police had already reacted, walked over and solemnly demanded that the other party hand over his mobile phone.

Soon I saw a large number of candid videos and candid trading groups in the young man's mobile phones.

When he was handcuffed, the young man simply regretted it, he had always been cautious, why did he capsize in the gutter this time?

And what happened to the corpse he saw last night, he wasn't dazzled at all, why didn't everyone believe it!

Xian Ze made a meritorious service in a daze, and hid his body and fame deeply.

"That person is really stupid, he did something bad and dared to call the police." He said with trepidation, "It's good that he didn't shoot the video, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to leave." ”

When he arrived at Luohu Ju and saw the environment inside, he was so moved that he was about to cry.

"This place is so nice that I can lie in the freezer during the day and not be seen and not scared."