Chapter 501: Becoming a Man's Troubles (For My Friend 'Yuki Asuna')
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Xiao Cheng enjoyed it a lot, holding one in one hand, with a look of satisfaction on his face.
"Sister Ziqing, why don't you hug you too......?" , do you have yarn?"
Xiao Cheng was talking to Ziqing when he noticed that a pink fist was getting bigger in front of him.
Before he could react, the punch had already smashed the bridge of his nose.
With a click, the bridge of Xiao Cheng's nose broke.
Like a piece of broken wood, he flew out with his two younger sisters, flew out hundreds of meters away and fell to the ground, the two sisters smashed their chests hard, and three ribs were broken in the sound of fractures.
"I told you to teach bad children, I told you to make words when you have nothing to do, menopause, what kind of insulting words is this? I can't beat you!"
Ziqing, who maintained a punch forward posture, slowly withdrew her arm while scolding.
"Bee needles and scorpion tails are not poisonous, the most poisonous women's hearts...... The ancients were honest and did not deceive me".
Xiao Cheng howled miserably, shouted these words and stood up, put the two confused sisters aside, straightened his bones, grinned in pain, swallowed the pill, and finally recovered.
Looking at it, Ziqing, who was humming, slipped away at some point.
It seems that Ziqing also feels that her hands are too heavy, and she is a little ashamed, no, the soles of her feet are oiled!
Xiao Cheng shouted angrily, after suffering such a big loss, he couldn't get it back, and he was going to be angry.
Lao Tzu is a hero of the four continents, is he treated like this? Are you my sister great? Your girl is still my sister, we will always talk about each other, and we will be angry with you!
If I find Ding Ding's father in the future, I want to accept him as an apprentice and beat him every day, so that he is a generation lower than Ding Ding. Hmph, see if I'm not mad at you!
Xiao Cheng pondered ghost ideas in his heart, and he was ruthless.
During the retreat to consolidate his cultivation, Long Zun and Mengmeng were released by him, and they didn't see each other for nine months, so I missed it.
Ziqing had already slipped away, and Xiao Cheng could only endure this breath.
"This punch is so heavy, Sister Ziqing is really hard to mess with, but what is the reason"?
Xiao Cheng sat down, put the two twisted little Loli on his lap and sat down, and asked, "Ding Ding, tell me, why is your mother so angry? I just came out, didn't provoke her, didn't you let your mother worry about it for most of the year?" Xiao Cheng turned his head to look at Xiao Meng.
Xiao Meng was smart, and when she saw her brother's inquiring eyes, her little face turned pale, her eyes blinked, and she shook her head vigorously. "It's not me, it's not me who makes Sister Ziqing angry, ahhhhh
Xiao Cheng could only look at Ding Ding, who was pouting.
Ding Ding coughed lightly a few times, and said slowly: "I don't know what's going on, that's the case, Meng Meng asked me a question, I didn't understand, so I asked my mother, and my mother yelled at the two of us, to the bird, this problem was made by Brother Cheng."
Xiao Cheng blinked innocently, feeling that it was not too secondary, was he lying on the gun? He asked himself, and then replied to himself with certainty, he must have been lying on the gun! Suddenly, Sister Lin felt speechless and choked.
Ding Ding clearly recounted the process, and Meng Meng came from time to time, proving that this was the case.
Listening to sensitive words such as 'done, not enough to succeed, more than to lose, running away from home, menopausal syndrome', Xiao Cheng's big face turned black.
"It's really not wrong to be beaten with this fist, it's just that you two little Lori are too curious, why do you care so much? Bad dishes, Sister Ziqing is so angry, can you still give me a good look? Who is this to blame?"
Xiao Cheng hurriedly pondered to put the responsibility on others, and after pondering for a long time, he found that it seemed to be, it was possible, but but, it seemed, it was...... provoked by his own mouth, he complained in his heart that the sky was messing around.
Well, he complained to heaven after coming and going. Anyway, when the heavens sent down such a big thunderstorm to smash him, the relationship with the heavens was quite bad, so he didn't care about letting him carry an extra black cauldron.
Xiao Cheng was stunned, swallowed his saliva in embarrassment, and met the clear eyes of the two little loli who were curious and verified, and could only say: "What about this matter, it's not bad that Sister Ziqing is angry."
That's right, these words can't be said casually, because this is a word that can only be used by adults, and adults are embarrassed to say more in public, so this is not a question that children should ponder.
You are children, you must have the consciousness of children, don't think nonsense, in the future, you are not allowed to learn from your brother to speak, understand?
If you two are obedient, my brother will make you something to eat!"
Generally speaking, when dealing with children, food strategies have been tried and tested, Xiao Cheng looked at the unconvinced eyes of the two Lori, and could only add such a sentence.
As soon as they heard that it was possible to eat something delicious, the eyes of the two little Loli lit up together, and they no longer tried to understand the meaning of vulgar words.
Xiao Cheng secretly shouted that it was dangerous, and wiped his cold sweat vigorously.
"Brother, the smell on your body seems to be different...... Meng Meng suddenly stretched out her nose and sniffed on Xiao Cheng's neck, her eyes full of confusion.
"Yes, Meng Meng said, I also noticed, how does it feel different, what is different? I'll check." Ding Ding rushed over, grabbed Xiao Cheng's face and pulled it to both sides, then pulled his hair, pinched his arms, and pinched the flesh ...... his waist.
Xiao Cheng was speechless, is this abuse or inspection? Ding Ding's violent tendencies are quite strict, this is a problem, it has to be corrected!
"Okay, okay, my brother is still the same, it's no different, it may be because of the improvement of cultivation, the breath fluctuation has evolved, so the two of you will feel different."
Xiao Cheng stopped Ding Ding's endless pinching and twisting, explained casually, and shouted a confession in his heart, knowing that paper could not hold the fire, and something was about to be revealed.
Nine months had passed, and the dragon pattern illusion that Long White Frost had applied to him had long since failed, and his fluctuations clearly showed that he was already a real man (and the kind of woman who rolled over the sheets), and titles such as the boy chicken had been thrown by him to the Pacific Ocean...... The Emperor went to the Pole Continent.
So, the two loli found out that he was different.
Generally speaking, as long as the monk has a keen sense, he can judge whether the person opposite is an adult, and the standard of this adult is naturally yin and yang.
Xiao Cheng's aura fluctuations are naturally different from those of a jerky boy, which is normal for male monks, but here in Xiao Cheng, it is not normal.
Because, he has been in retreat for nine months, so whoever helps him get rid of the title of Boy Chicken will become an unsolved mystery in this enchantment.
Xiao Cheng smiled bitterly, he could only fool the two Loli first, as for other people's suspicions, can he remain silent, how to answer, could it be that he told Sister Sรน Ziqing, he really did Long Baishuang, and did it twice in a row?
I can't say this, what's even more terrifying is that after leaving the customs, I followed the induction in the dark to find Xiao Meng here, and I haven't met anyone else yet, I need to know first, whether a certain sister is here, in fact, he just wants to ask, is Xing Chan in the enchantment?
Among the several celebrities, only Xing Chan has been here, and she is the only one in the West Factory.
If the supermodel national teacher is in the enchantment, Xiao Cheng decided to avoid it for a while, otherwise, he was grabbed by Xing Chan and asked questions such as 'Who is that woman', how to answer?
Xiao Cheng felt that if he answered truthfully, Xing Chan's foot would be kicked in the face.
If Xing Chan knew, she wouldn't make a fuss and be a genius! The key is that the little girl's strength is terrifying, and she doesn't dare to fight back, wouldn't it be very unjust if she was abused?
Xiao Cheng is a thief with a weak heart, no, he pondered and inquired first.
"Mengmeng, don't worry, my brother will cook food for you and Ding Ding in the evening, let's eat together. By the way, is Sister Xing Chan here?" Xiao Cheng hugged Xiao Meng and asked.
"Sister Xing Chan is fragrant, she often hugs me, I often say to her, I didn't take medicine today, I feel cute, she hugged me, ahhh ...... Brother, you're in retreat, I always have to find someone to hug me, right?" Meng Meng said, and suddenly explained in hindsight.
Hearing this, Xiao Cheng had the heart to cry to death.
"Who else are you saying this to?" Xiao Cheng asked with a straight face.
"Well, and Sister Hai Zhu'er. Sister Haizhuer is also fragrant, she looks good, and she likes her to hug her." Meng Meng can only say it all.
"Anything else?" Xiao Cheng felt jealous.
"There is also Sister Ziqing, her arms are warm and elastic, unlike her brother's, hard and a little diaphragm, yah." Meng Meng bit her little mouth and said all this.
Xiao Cheng: ................
He touched his forehead, and suddenly thought that he had been abducted by Meng Meng and deviated from the topic, and Meng Meng didn't answer at all that Xing Chan was not here.
Can you be more off-topic?Xiao Cheng looked at the innocent Meng Meng speechlessly, Meng Meng blinked his big green eyes, looked at Xiao Cheng's more and more handsome face, and suddenly wondered why his brother was getting better and better, and his mind was slipping away.
"Ding Ding, where is your sister Xing Chan?" Xiao Cheng could only ask someone else.
"Sister Xing Chan left the day before yesterday, saying that she was going to a certain place to investigate the fairy essence stone vein, oops, I can't understand it." Ding Ding bit his finger and replied, with a look of remembrance.
Xiao Cheng was overjoyed.
"That is to say, Xing Chan is not in the enchantment! Hahaha, that's good, that's good, so I'll be safe, when others ask me when I have a woman, I can fool around."
No, this is Lao Tzu's privacy, I don't even need to fool around, just say 'you care about me', won't it be solved? As long as you don't get caught and questioned by Fagaluo, Nangong Tang, Tian Miao, Chu Yanran and Xing Chan, it doesn't matter." The more Xiao Cheng thought about it, the happier he became.
"Let's go, my brother will take you back to the village."
"Oh, oh, I'm back in the village, ah!" Meng Meng cheered.
"It's just a trip back to the village, what's so happy?" Ding Ding glanced at Mengmeng, feeling that Mengmeng's IQ was worrying.
"Ah, my brother will make something to eat at night." Meng Meng replied with a sweet smile.
"Oh, I'm back in the village, I'm so happy, roar." Ding Ding cheered, jumped off Xiao Cheng, and jumped happily.
You're happy because it's delicious, right? Xiao Cheng rolled his eyes widely, and his stomach was slandered.