Volume 2 Jasmine Glass Song Chapter 49 The preaching is stuffy
The entire Qiwen Hall was struck by lightning together, how could the dignified Jingwen Zhenjun do such a ridiculous thing of robbery? Throughout the hall, in addition to books, there is pen and ink, how can there be any property to rob?
Jingwen Zhenjun was furious: "Ridiculous! When have I taken your stuff! ”
When he opened his eyes, the face of a middle-aged uncle with a black iron pot met the eyes of Wu Hanqing, blinked his eyes and woke up, and said: "Hui Zhenjun, I was dreaming just now, I dreamed that it was raining red envelopes in the sky, I was holding the basket and was receiving it happily, and suddenly a thunder woke me up, and I saw you when I looked up." ”
The tone changes from bland to cheerful, and then from cheerful to lost, and the meaning is very obvious: If you don't grab money, who will rob money? Money in dreams is money.
Jingwen Zhenjun was deflated, took two deep breaths and endured it, and coldly explained that "when you wake up, listen to the class" and walked away, the purpose of waking people up is just achieved, thinking that Xiaohe Lingzun is also a generation of grandmasters who can't tame this girl, he can bear it himself. He only took a step, and there was a voice of doubt behind him.
Wu Hanqing was planning to listen to the class well, so he glanced at the books on the table and sneered. "Zhenjun, should all the people you come here to listen to are three-year-old children who have just been enlightened? It's a waste of time to take filial piety to review the old and learn the new, and the people who come here have already reached the age of eighteen, and the ability to distinguish between right and wrong is always there! ”
Jingwen Zhenjun was stunned, never thought that one day someone would contradict him, saying that his teaching was a waste of time. "Filial piety is the foundation of people, what's wrong with using it to review the old and learn the new?" Jingwen Zhenjun suppressed his anger with great restraint.
Wu Hanqing said: "There is nothing wrong with filial piety itself, but the younger generation just has a special case that I want to ask Zhenjun, can I?" ”
For the sake of the other party's words and attitude, his anger barely eased a little, "You say." ”
Wu Han unceremoniously said a special case to ask for advice, and a trace of cunning flashed in her eyes: "There is an old woman who forced her son to death for her life, became a husband to death, and drove away her daughter-in-law." Everyone thought that she insisted on keeping her granddaughter in the end because she caressed her relatives. As everyone knows, she sold her granddaughter to an underground organization at a high price to become living materials, which made her suffer two years of heart-shattering pain. Then the old woman swallowed all the belongings of the family and went out to have fun, while not forgetting to take care of her pig friends and dogs. May I ask Zhenjun, if the girl survives, is it necessary to be filial to that grandmother? ”
Jingwen Zhenjun choked in his throat, but he couldn't say half a word.
The rest of the audience was also shocked, as the saying goes, "Tiger poison does not eat children", how can a woman be so ruthless? It's done so decisively, the granddaughter shouldn't kill her, thank God!
The girl's beautiful voice retorted: "Since ancient times, women have to learn the rules of female precepts and female training, how can they do such a thing that violates morality? ”
"The world is so big, there are no surprises. Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean there isn't one in the world. "The dance cold interface is extremely slippery, and a simple sentence will block the girl of the Suling clan.
Helan Hongyan frowned, it was true to deliberately set up a trick on the master for this matter, but it didn't sound like it was made up, and there was a bit of weirdness in and out of the words, and it was impossible to say where the weirdness was.
Wu Hanqing asked back to the original point: "Does Zhenjun have an answer?" ”
What the disciples could imagine, Jingwen Zhenjun did not expect that it was appalling that an old mother could practice her children and grandchildren to such an extent, and there was really no need to respect filial piety anymore. Jingwen Zhenjun didn't give a positive answer, and asked rhetorically: "The dancer's nephew should have an answer, right?" ”
Wu Hanqing smiled lightly: "That old woman's fate is indeed tragic, let's not talk about the specifics, so as not to stain your old ears." ”
The ending is clear, and the audience is sure that the end will be more tragic than anyone imagined.
Jingwen Zhenjun didn't say anything more, just made a vague and then ended the class, so that this little urchin would stir up who still had the heart to preach, and who had the heart to continue to listen?
Seeing that the old-fashioned generation of grandmasters rarely have a time when they are deflated, some monkey cubs who can't sit still don't mention that they are refreshed and relieved!
Yao Binyan has a cheerful personality, and he mingled with everyone within a few days of listening, and his taste and family background added a lot of points to him, and the consequences of getting acquainted with Tao Xinting and Lang Qi were really eye-opening.
When I came to the vicinity of the courtyard of Qing Zhilan's accommodation, I was originally walking well, but I looked up and didn't want to glance at it, and it happened that a certain disciple was endorsing a branch upside down; Looking back again, several female disciples were jumping with rubber bands and reciting books; After taking two more steps, a certain disciple recited the scriptures while dancing the sword. Follow Tao Xinting to continue to observe, why do you even pull the erhu and sing the scriptures as a small song? What an alternative way to study!
Tao Xinting explained: This is my sister's happy and free teaching method, as long as you ensure that you pass the coursework, you can choose the way you like. For example, if it is upside down or upside down, it is said that the blood is concentrated in the head to help the brain; Shuttlecock kicking or sit-ups say that exercise can promote the operation of the brain and is beneficial to endorsement; Playing music and playing music is purely a method of presumption of memory.
All kinds of strange and interesting things undoubtedly aroused Yao Binyan's interest, for the sake of the other party's sincerity, Tao Xinting kindly reminded: There is a happy teaching method at the same time, there is also a devil teaching method, no matter what method you should pay attention to, don't teach your sister when she is in a bad mood, if you want to live, there is only one way - you must obey your words.
Yao Binyan's heart instantly chilled, shouldn't he be joking?
The companions who accompanied Yao Binyan temporarily remembered a trivial matter, and happened to ask Tao Lei, who was passing by: "Brother Tao, why are the two men in your birdcage in the main hall so sharp that day?" ”
Tao Lei replied: "The two of them were interested in the female disciples I sent, and as a result, the junior uncle was abolished." Uncle Xiao said that he wanted me to combine my lifelong learning with the exploration of the unknown to try to restore their fertility. ”
The listeners had a chill on their backs: Oh mom, it's still good to say, how can you cure it if it's gone? Is it possible to let them grow another one?
Someone wondered, "Huh? You have a little uncle to the dancing girl, she is the youngest of her peers? ”
Tao Lei replied: "No." Uncle Xiao was afraid that he would be called old, so he specially added the word 'small'. ”
Is the reason for "......" cute?
After a few days, Wu Hanqing's performance in class can be said to be unchanged, sitting on the seat and falling asleep. Helan Hongyan understands very well, and it is due to her terrifying routine and rest rules. He had already inquired with Hua Zhen, Hua Zhen originally asked her to use medicinal incense such as tranquilizing incense to adjust her work and rest time, but he didn't expect that the disciples brought out this time were too capable of fighting, and the destructive power was extremely strong.
The dance of Jing Wen Zhenjun's eyes, which had ravaged Jing Wen Zhenjun for several days, rarely changed his sleeping position, no longer lying on the table and sleeping, but supporting his head with one hand and listening to the lecturer spitting Xingzi half-asleep.
Jingwen Zhenjun still couldn't help but ask her by name. "Wu Hanqing, can you tell me how many categories the dead and the undead are divided into?"
Wu Hanqing woke up a little when he heard someone shouting his name, and got up and said: "The dead souls are all dead spirits, and the dead spirits can be divided into five categories: yin spirits, resentful spirits, evil spirits, fierce ghosts, and fierce spirits. ”
The familiar basic is just that, Jingwen Zhenjun continued to ask: "There is a person who was persecuted to death by someone before his death, and turned into an evil spirit that is difficult to control after death, how should you deal with it?" ”
Wu Hanqing replied: "Of course, it is important to run for your life first, if you can't escape, you can try to submit it to control, and then drive it to my use." ”
"Ridiculous! When encountering evil spirits, they should be suppressed first, and then they should be killed if they fail to suppress them. The girl's voice sounded again, "Is Uncle Dancer sleeping stupid?" The undead are evil creatures, and the evil creatures that use magic to control mutated evil things are not evil on top of evil? Could it be that Uncle Dancer practiced evil arts privately? ”
was accused in public, Wu Han was not anxious or annoyed, but put on his face and let her accuse: "How do you know, I have made a lot of all kinds of weird and mischievous crooked spells and oblique techniques." ”
This "oblique" is not the other "evil", and the two are not in the same key. One is afraid of ghosts, afraid that he will deal with it in the back, and the other answers correctly but have an extreme temperament, Jingwen Zhenjun suddenly has an ominous premonition that if he doesn't hurry up and press down the topic, the two of them will fight directly in class.
Helan Hongyan spoke at the right time: "Master, the disciple thinks that the method of the cold sister is novel, you can try it." "Pingxiling four thousand years ago, if it weren't for her soul-calming roar, I might not have been able to find her in the fastest time.
Fu Lian has obviously read the book and done the preview, which teacher in the world doesn't like students who are eager to learn and listen carefully?
"Wu Hanqing, how did you take classes in the sect?" Jingwen Zhenjun's words obviously wanted to favor the Su Ling clan's Wei Lian, and the good apprentice had already made it clear that his position was not good and he would pursue it, but he was really curious about how the crooked master of Xiaohai taught the crooked apprentice in front of him.
The students who teach tend to dance coldly, and they are like dead fish in class, and they are unique and novel in their academic opinions, even if they are wrong, they still love to listen. For no other reason, it's interesting!
Wu Hanqing subconsciously asked: "Is there such a thing as teaching in the party?" ”
Jingwen Zhenjun took a breath of blood to his throat, and his eyes rolled and he longed to stare at this troublemaker.
There was a gloom above the heads of the disciples of Qing Zhilan: We are respectable, admirable, and cute little uncle, can you answer the question well?
"Uncle Xiao, you have also checked our class discipline several times, how can it be that there is no teaching?"
"Yes, you've also proctored several times to prevent cheating on exams, have you forgotten?"
After being reminded by the disciples, Wu Hanqing finally recalled: "Oh, there is really such a thing, okay, I forgot after a long time." ”
A flock of crows swept overhead......
Jingwen Zhenjun was so angry that he blushed and asked, "Then how did your master teach the class?" ”
Wu Hanqing said: "Master gave me a key to the study, take any classics you want to read, and don't forget to put them back after reading." It's not to the point where you really can't understand it or your cultivation goes crazy, so there's no need to look for him. ”
The audience was silent, and the first reaction was so envious!
Whose elders don't control their juniors? I'm tired of muttering big truths in my ears all day long, why can't they meet such a loosely disciplined "good master"?
Hey? Wait a minute. It doesn't feel like the god of the sea really lets the apprentices learn freely, but the dance cold has encountered a bottleneck and can't find anyone if he wants to find it, right?
Whatever! The brain circuit slipped around and was still envious.
The nameless sulk suffocated Jingwen Zhenjun into a pig's liver face, staring at people for a long time and couldn't think of the words to continue asking.
Wu Hanqing seemed to not understand Jingwen Zhenjun's expression and then mended the knife, his face was innocent and calm, as if he was narrating an extremely normal past. "When I was young, I also went to a mortal school, and the attitude of the teachers towards me has always been that I like to listen to classes or not, and I like to write homework or not, as long as I pass the exam, everything is negotiable. Even if I'm listening to a lecture on the floor in the classroom, it doesn't matter to me. In exchange, it was to help them control all the monkey cub students in the school. ”