Volume 2 Jasmine Glass Song Chapter 67 Demolition of Uncle and Nephew
The yellowed map was lying on its stomach with several small holes of different sizes with rough edges, which were really gnawed by insects. Looking at the wild grass used in the words above, people who don't study calligraphy are indeed prone to make mistakes.
Xiaohe's face turned from blue to red: "Would you be so kind to pay for disaster relief out of your own pocket?" Tell me whether you are saving from droughts, floods, insects, or diseases? ”
Xiaohe went out the latest due to the retreat, and after leaving the customs, he hurried to Cangzhichen until this morning to arrive at the banquet, and as soon as he came, he heard the rumor that Wuqingshuang arrived later than Huazhen.
He wanted to catch a job and ask what was going on, but everyone was busy taking care of daily things, and more energy was spent on dealing with the evil peach blossoms of a master and apprentice, and at this moment it was just right to catch the deity and ask clearly.
"Yes, where is the old lady so kind to open a good church! It's not that your disciples are bodhisattvas one by one, so I have to accompany them to stay and burn their brains! Wu Hanqing briefly stated the facts half-coldly and half-acidly.
"Even if the old lady is unlucky, she didn't fly anywhere but went to the poor and sour Puchuan Town, just in time for the plague to cause trouble, the epidemic spread rapidly, the crops also died more than half, and the famine and disease suffered together. What does it cost to buy food, buy medicine, and raise supplies? Not only did the disciples spend all their money, but I also sold a lot of treasures for money. ”
The more she talked, the more sad she became, and she lost a lot of money. "This time I only plan to pick a few places along the way to set up stalls for free diagnosis and exercise the medical skills of the disciples, this time it is good to save people and save the sky, and now I am so poor that I can't even afford to wear pantyhose, so I will take them all!"
"Wow!" The friends were all stunned. Disaster relief in the mortal world is indeed a matter of burning silver, and when encountering such unfortunate things, everyone in the fairy gate will not do too much, at most solve the evil spirits.
Xiaohe was half out of the fire, and the remaining anger was not gone: "I! You don't even have the habit of wearing pantyhose! The cost of disaster relief will be a drop in the bucket for you, and you will make yourself poor to the point of being unclothed, and you will be a liar! ”
Jingwen Zhenjun, who had some friendship with him in the rear, was taken aback when he heard this, how could a famous teacher of the dignified generation be rude now? What about the etiquette and virtue of the past?
Wu Hanqing suddenly became angry: "Hey, you old coffin, the old lady is to save face for you, you can tear down the stage!" I can't get along with my mother! ”
"What's wrong with the old coffin, having an official and a wealthy official to get promoted to an official and making a fortune is better than your bottomless coffin, which is not enough to spend on gold and silver!"
"Ahh I don't want to think about whose blessings have been dragged by the bad things on the stall, and I haven't asked you for the loss of disaster relief yet! ”
"I'll you! Blame me for the damage caused by improper storage of my own map! I don't believe you'll not be able to make any good money in the disaster relief process! If I'm not mistaken, that plague demon should be half-crippled if it survives to this day! ”
"Yes, that plague demon allowed me to successfully develop a new medicine, but it's also my ability to get a good one, do your job!"
"If you don't do my business, don't ask me for money, raising a few disciples won't be poor for you!"
On stage, if you scold a word, I will say a word, the scolding battle is fierce, and the audience can't interject if they want to persuade them! Quietly wipe your sweat and watch the battle......
"Old coffin, are you in retreat, have you recuperated enough and are looking for a fight! In that case, eating me can't kill you! ”
"Here you go! Just causing you a lot of trouble outside is enough for the old man to teach you a lesson! Don't say that your master is not there, he is here with a pestle, and the two of me will fight together! Look at me and I can't kill you with a ruler! ”
"Wow! If you want to be shameless, don't forget that your ruler was still a meeting gift from your mother. I'm the master of forging it, are you sure you have a chance of winning? ”
"Cut, what I gave it to me is mine, I don't know if I have a chance to win, anyway, you haven't recognized the Lord, how can you know the beauty of it!"
The two sides have already set up their own positions in the spray, which is really the rhythm of the uncle and nephew to fight!
The smell of gunpowder was strong, and when he was about to make a move, the disciples of Qing Zhilan who rushed over after hearing the inquiry rushed up and pulled the two of them apart.
"Uncle Xiao is angry!"
"Uncle Shi is angry!"
"Let go of me, today I have to kill the majesty of that old coffin!"
"Don't stop me, I have to cure the madness of that little coffin today!"
During the struggle, two ropes flew out of thin air, tying up the two goods who were burned with anger, "Drag these two coffins down, the old Kanto wing, the small one to the west wing, and they are not allowed to meet before dawn tomorrow!" ”
"Huh!" What's going on?
There was no time for others to think about it, so the disciples did as they were told, and lifted the two of them, one old and one young, tied into wooden sticks, and withdrew to their residences.
Looking at this familiar persuasion battle, everyone estimated that the two of them were arguing in the door, and Hua Zhen Shangxian must have cleaned up the stall. The joke about the discordant relationship between the uncle and nephew has long spread throughout the Three Realms, and now it really lives up to its name!
A certain elder of Cangzhichen asked, "Hua Zhen is an immortal, is it inappropriate to do this?" ”
Hua Zhen said calmly: "No, if your brain is hot, you will be calm and calm, if you really let the two of them fight, do you want these ten martial arts platforms in your house?" ”
"Yay? What do you mean by that? ”
Hua Zhen kindly explained: "Just because their uncle and nephew had a small quarrel for three days and a big quarrel for five days, and they had to use force in the back, all the martial arts competition platforms on Xiandao were demolished and rebuilt and repaired several times." In the course of many constructions, we have continuously researched and improved materials and casting methods, as well as subsequent defensive reinforcement formations, which are at least thirty times stronger than yours. ”
What? Thirty times! At least? No kidding, right? The eyes and mouths of the audience were round, and a trace of fear passed through their backs, if Wu Hanqing really had the ability to blow up the competition platform, then how high should her cultivation be? So how much success did she spend dealing with the four heroes of Suizhou just now?
The broad masses of the people were sad: Is this considered a crushing of strength? Give us back the simple and simple self-esteem!
What Hua Zhen said was the truth, and then made up another knife at a very timely time: "If your faction feels that your own martial arts platform is a little old and needs to be built, Qing Zhilan is willing to work on the side to ensure that the quality and quantity are still beautiful, that is, pay the deposit first." ”
Wow! Looking around, there is a twitching foot in the sky.
An elder who stood up first wiped his forehead with a white towel and said, "Not for the time being, thank you." "Our family doesn't have such a living treasure that can be beaten, rebuild a hair!
Another elder who stood up sincerely thanked: "Thank you Huazhen Shangxian for your generosity and benevolence for stopping it in time and for the sake of my faction." ”
"You're welcome, I'm worried that they didn't have enough money, and it will affect my purse bag when they turn around."
Whoa...... It was as if an elder could hear the shattering voice of his own sincerity.
Hua Zhen shook the fan indifferently, looked at the money on the gambling stall, and couldn't help sighing: "It's a pity that the miscellaneous things have been delayed, otherwise I will gamble and make a windfall." ”
Burst! The audience shouted from the bottom of their hearts: When did Qing Zhilan become so wealthy!
Since the appearance of the Xiaohe Lingzun, the thunder has been one after another, and he was stunned to petrify Helan Hongyan and Xiahou Xuanming aside, what is the matter with Qing Zhilan? Is it all about dismantling the business?
A farce ended in Jingwen Zhenjun's trance.
When he saw it today, he almost made Qing Zhilan kneel in fright. The good generation of grandmasters was stunned after years of cultivation by a certain crazy girl, and now they are vulgar in their speech, scolding and scolding, and the etiquette that they used to pay attention to is now disregarding their faces, and the world is impermanent!
Look at the strange outfit of Wu Hanqing, a dress with a good style should be worn as thin to the point of bare chest and legs. and her long hair, I insist that the same black hair is tired of looking fresh, and the ends of her hair are dyed indigo. She just messed around by herself, and the crooked Tao Xinting followed behind and coaxed her, dyeing a few strands of peach pink to the ends of her hair. Rebellion against the ancestral system is absurd!
After taking a big breath, Jingwen Zhenjun calmed down for a moment, and thought about her appearance when she came to Yun Zhiyi from a different angle, could it be that she was giving herself face at that time?
Thinking of this, Jingwen Zhenjun couldn't help but stir up, he really didn't want to admit that his sudden thought was right, and he was just stupid for a while.
On the other end, Helian Chunxi was the opposite, calmed down and thought about it, and compared the before and after of what Wu Hanqing did, it seemed that the performance of Lai Yunzhi at that time really gave them enough face.
The next day, at the banquet, the guests gathered together and sat down one after another.
Cang Zhichen had already wanted to hold a banquet, this was not the protagonist who had just stepped into the mountain gate and set up a bunch of debt collection and fled down the mountain to take refuge. I finally came back but was drunk and unconscious, and when I woke up, I was confined because of the scolding, and the banquet had to be delayed and delayed.
Outside the door of the main hall, there was a casual voice from the main owner: "What's the hurry, people have five senses, one sense and four senses, and they won't fall." The best of the mortal martial arts can do this. ”
"Yes." The accompanying disciples were silent.
Wu Hanqing shook the fan in his hand, his feet were no different from normal walking, and he walked to the threshold and stepped forward, landing steadily, not at all like blindfolded and sealed vision.
Don't be in a hurry, Wu Hanqing just sat down accurately, and another figure who was also blindfolded with a black scarf followed, with the same steady pace, ups and downs, no possibility of tripping, and the words spoken in his mouth were similar to a certain girl's eight points. "What are you afraid of, you can't fall me, when I'm an immortal, it's Bai Xiu! Isn't it as good as a mere mortal warrior? ”
The audience sweated: Yo he, you two are heroes today, and you see the same thing?
Ji Haoting, the head of the Ji family, didn't plan to come this invitation, if it weren't for the fact that his baby son missed other people's girls, he would have to pull him to take a look at his future daughter-in-law, otherwise he wouldn't be too lazy to join in the fun, and just leave the matter directly to a few elders or the steward to accompany his son.
When I first saw him yesterday, his feelings were the same as those of Jingwen Zhenjun, and most of the three souls and six spirits were scared. In terms of cultivation, her own son is definitely not her opponent, and it is inevitable that the husband and wife will quarrel with that crazy girl's temperament, and it must be her own son who succumbs, which is too much of a loss.
In terms of etiquette, it was her uncle who scolded her, and her uncle was an elder. But what about her? Not only quarreled, but also acted, it can be said that there is no respect for the elders, and it is difficult to guarantee that in the future, it will be a loss to put his father-in-law in his eyes.
If you insist on making an advantage, it is to make money, but it's a loser, and the loser is also powerful, and the loss is even worse. Let's think about a few reasons to send my son away first, and stop thinking about it!