493: Public office is a mess
The land outside the city is not expensive, so the courtyard of the outer horse stripping is very large, and there are a few dead horses thrown in the open space inside, and more than a dozen butchers stand there, standing with their hands tied.
The fishy smell lingered on the tip of his nose, and the mutton steamed bun that Qin Wei had just eaten was tumbling in his stomach.
The dead horses looked scrawny, and one of the dead horses' eyes had fallen, and there was a faint rancid smell that made people sick...... The horses look like they've been dead for a long time.
Fortunately, it is winter now, otherwise people will eat it in the summer, and they will get sick if they don't die.
"My lord, these are all sent from all over Beijing, and a few of them are rotten, so they are not here."
The number of livestock in the various yamen in the capital is innumerable, and some die every day.
But these dead cattle and rotten horses can't be disposed of privately, otherwise the local numbers will not match, and the court will investigate them, so they must be sent to the capital.
This is the meaning of the existence of Stripping Horses.
"Do it!"
Chang Xu saw that Qin Wei was a little disgusted, so he shouted.
Qin Wei subconsciously touched his waist, but the long knife didn't bring it...... Only then did he suddenly realize that this was killing horses, not killing.
A butcher slammed his axe, first smiled at Qin Wei, and then slashed down hard, slashing accurately on the horse's head.
Smack!
The horse's head fell cleanly, but there was no blood spatter, which is the craft of a good butcher.
The remaining eyeball on the horse's head protruded, but it was held by several meridians, and it hung on the side of the horse's face and swayed back and forth.
Then someone started to break their abdomen, and those internal organs looked at ...... Bloody rancidity.
Qin Wei only felt that his stomach was turning upside down, he tried his best to endure the nausea, and asked with his hand, "Is this all of you who peel horses?" ”
There were more than a dozen butchers here, plus a few sergeants.
Most of these people are watching from the sidelines, and there are only two or three people who do it.
Chang Xu glanced at Qin Wei and said, "How many are in the house, and how many are cleaning up the raw meat in the back, and the adults want to call them all out?" ”
Qin Wei looked at him in surprise and said coldly: "Don't call it out...... What are they doing? Hatching eggs? ”
Most of the work of stripping horses is done in the yard, what are those people doing in it?
Chang Xu's cheeks twitched, and he shouted, "What about people? What about people? Get out of here, someone from the court! ”
There was a flurry of footsteps.
Qin Wei turned around slowly, and saw a group of people hurrying out from behind.
One...... Two...... Five...... Ten......
Without blinking his eyes, he counted out twelve people.
A small horse stripping business, so many people came out at once, what are these people doing?
"They...... Are they all horse strippers? ”
Chang Xu nodded and said, "Both." ”
Qin Wei remembered the homework he had just made up, and said: "I remember the establishment of the external stripping horse affairs, the supervisor, the specialist officer, the hand division, the military code, and the section level...... Plus there are twenty butchers, but there are thirty people here, and that's half more, and who can tell me what's going on? ”
"I've seen the edict."
A group of people saluted and greeted each other in a mess.
Chang Xu said in a low voice: "Lord Qin, there are redundant officials and redundant expenses in the court...... It's all tacit, and that's true of many yamen, you know. ”
"I don't understand!"
Qin Wei looked at these people with a straight face, his eyes were cold: "Some people say that the people who are outside the horse are superficial, and His Majesty ordered a certain person to come to inspect, and now I see that it is true!" ”
It stands to reason that he moved Zhao Zhen out, these people should be panicked, and then began to shirk responsibility or ask for mercy, but everyone just lazily arched their hands, and then expressed their panic.
This is special, it's a dead pig that is not afraid of boiling water!
According to the current rules, these people have to find a place to stay.
Even if it doesn't work to strip the horses outside, can it do to peel the horses inside? If it doesn't work, then simply change to a new department, anyway, everyone is a member of the imperial court, and even if they mess around, they will not be dismissed.
In a word, the imperial court will always give everyone a way to live, so there is no difference between working and not working.
Qin Wei guessed the reason in an instant.
Chang Xu said with some embarrassment: "My lord, it's because of these that these people ...... It's hard to manage! ”
It's not that it's hard to manage, it's not that it's unmanageable, but there's nothing to do, what do you let him manage? The people who do things are skinning and cramping in the yard, and the rest has nothing to do, you can't let them help, right?
Everyone is a person who has escaped from low-level interests, and you want me to carry a knife and peel the skin?
Can't you?
Even if they could, even if they were willing to do it...... But this kind of professional thing is handed over to unprofessional people to do, that is, a waste of resources for no reason, a horse could have produced a hundred catties of good meat, but as soon as they got started, they only sold seventy catties...... What the hell is this called?
In the end, if you can't complete the task, you have to be punished together.
"Check!"
Qin Wei just said one word, and more than a dozen people poured in behind him.
"Hands over the books!"
These are all audit masters that Qin Wei got from the Bureau, and Ouyang Xiu and Han Qi are also among them.
A young man walked over with his head bowed.
"Sir."
Pang Shiying came like a wronged little daughter-in-law.
"My father said that it would be good to go through more things, so he forced the student to write an article in the morning, and then rushed out, saying that the student was an eyesore at home."
The eye-catching bullshit is obviously the reason why this kid wants to come out and make waves.
Qin Wei didn't poke it, just nodded and let him look.
Pang Shiying looked at everything around him very curiously, and when he saw the peeling and decomposition scene, he couldn't help retching, the smell was simply ......
Dead horses rot faster than pigs, so most of them are not fresh, and the unraveled meat looks the wrong color.
The stench kept coming, Pang Shiying's eyes showed a pleading look, and he suddenly regretted coming here.
Let's go inside.
The twelve idle horse-strippers also stood there, and they also wanted to go, and they had long been impatient, but they did not dare to go, let alone say anything.
Qin Wei understands why he came to strip horses, and everyone who understands it.
This uncle even dared to get the traveling bachelors of Yushitai, not to mention their stinky sweet potatoes and rotten eggplants...... I can't afford to mess with it!
That's the benefit of being famous.
Qin Wei felt that it was not bad to be wronged for the first time, isn't there a famous saying that is good - if you can't make people respect you, then you have to make people afraid of you!
Pang Shiying's face had turned pale, and he had long been afraid......
Qin Wei sighed slightly in his heart and said, "Go ahead, follow them to learn how to dissect cows and horses, watch them carefully, and I will check the results later." ”
"Mr. ......"
Pang Shiying looked at him in disbelief, this time it was not a request, but a pleading.
I want to vomit when I smell it, and you actually asked me to peel the skin and dismantle the meat? Is this still a pro-teacher? There is no such thing as a student like you.
Qin Wei patted him on the shoulder and said, "It's always right for people to experience more things when they are young, and when they are old, they are said to be confused, go quickly." ”
He looked at those officials indifferently and said, "There are many officials and butchers who sit in the office, and one person supports one person, who can afford this?" ”
These words swept Chang Xu and the others who had been organized, and everyone's faces became ugly, but no one dared to refute them.
Qin Wei looked at the reactions of these people.
It was a pity that he did not see the slightest hint of shame on the faces of these people.
Everyone has long been accustomed to eating a big pot of rice, accustomed to being able to have a good life, and having meat to eat without working, who else is willing to work.
In Qin Wei's eyes, these people are like the walking dead, they have long lost the slightest positive goal in life, and they regard corrupting this country as a matter of course.
So he decided not to be polite anymore.
"...... according to the establishment"
Qin Wei flipped through a personnel manual and said lightly: "If there is no compilation, a certain will not drive you away...... But from tomorrow onwards, you will see the value of your existence, that is, you can do things in the stripping of horses, but you can't mess around, you have to have something to do, don't care what you do, you have to have your own value...... If you only eat and wait for death, then I'm sorry...... Roll up the cover and get out of the ......"
This......
Everyone looked at each other, but many people still didn't take it seriously, there is a way to do the law and not to blame the public, even if you Qin Wei is no longer a bull, you can't drive away the entire court of people, right?
But Qin Wei's next words made them desperate.
"From tomorrow, the stripping of horses will be assessed by the bureau every month, and those who fail to pass will ...... I don't care about you! ”
The scene was in an uproar.
Of course, they know what kind of department the bureau is.
However, in the past, the department bureau would only assess the top departments like the third department, and no one took care of these small departments in the local area, because there were too many such small departments because there were too many such small departments, and everyone couldn't manage them at all.
But now, the boss of the bureau has spoken, and this matter is about to be done......
As a result, the whole horse stripping business began to be apprehensive.
Dead horses are not easy to decompose, and the longer they die, the more difficult they are to solve.
Butchers always like to make fun of newcomers, such as deliberately getting some bloody internal organs out to make them panic......
So when Pang Shiying squatted next to the dead horse, someone pulled out a bunch of intestines from the dead horse's stomach and threw it in front of his eyes.
Pang Shiying closed his eyes in pain, but the fishy smell kept coming.
His chest and abdomen were constantly rising and falling, and the rhythm was chaotic.
Seeing that his body trembled, a butcher gloated and said, "I'm going to vomit, I'm going to vomit......"
Pang Shiying turned his face and opened his mouth: "Gross!" ”
Breakfast was all vomited, and the undigested contents were thrown to the ground, and the butchers were silent.
The butcher who took out the horse's belly just now laughed and said, "Xiao Langjun atonements, villain...... I'm sorry. Why don't you go up to the side, it's too pickled......"
Pang Shiying vomited up all the breakfast, and was a little annoyed, but it can be seen that these people have changed their faces, so their mood is half better.
He whispered about the point of dissection, and then asked for a short knife to learn how to peel the skin.
He knew that Qin Wei meant to let himself peel the skin, that is, to be an ordinary person and experience the life of these people.
So he endured it with all his might, and he didn't wash his hands until the dead horses were all dismantled.
The butchers thought that this young man was not bad, and one of them approached and said, "Xiao Langjun will ...... next time Just watch, it's not your job, we're here. ”
Pang Shiying was puzzled and said, "Why are you so good to so-and-so?" ”
Why are you so deferential?
There has never been a breakfast in vain, and Pang Shiying felt that these butchers were a little strange.
Before he came, he deliberately changed into ordinary clothes, and he didn't need to identify himself, because he was worried that someone would flatter him because his father was Pang nationality.
Smart people are proud, and the more proud they are, the more unwilling they are to increase their worth for other reasons.
But the butcher's words shocked Pang Shiying.
Several people laughed dryly: "Xiao Langjun, you have mutton in your breakfast, and the people of Bianliang can eat mutton for breakfast, either rich or expensive...... So you don't have to learn that. ”
Ordinary people can eat enough for breakfast, if you want to eat meat, the most is pork, as for mutton, the occasional meal is the New Year.
Pang Shiying could see the contents of breakfast in the vomit just now, so this group of butchers was weak-hearted.
It's all human spirits!
Pang Shiying couldn't help but look at these butchers differently.
Everyone says he is smart, but compared to his simple intelligence and huge experience, it is not worth mentioning at all.
Then he remembered the gobbling up of the lamb earlier, and swallowed it without chewing properly. After spitting it out, the shape is complete, and you can smell a smell of mutton.
When he went to the back, Pang Shiying couldn't help but be a little speechless when he saw Qin Wei dozing off.
I was dealing with dead cows and rotten horses outside, and I was vomited by the smell, so it's good for you to sleep well here.
Such a gentleman...... Oh, what iniquity have I made!
"Sir!"
This is the duty room vacated by Chang Xu, Qin Weiben was sitting on a chair and napping, but he was startled by this sound, so he sat up straight suddenly, and opened his eyes blankly to look around.
"It's you!"
Qin Wei yawned and asked, "Finished peeling?" ”
Pang Shiying's body had a fishy smell, he raised his hand to smell it, and said with a bitter face: "I don't know if I can wash it when I go home." Also, those butchers are all human spirits, and they can even assert that so-and-so has a very good family by looking at what they spit out. ”
"Of course they're human spirits...... In this kind of place, there are no bones left that have been eaten a long time ago if they don't have any ability, and those who can stay are capable. ”
In the bottom of society, those who are not human spirits have long been cleaned up.
said that it was a car and boat shop, and he should be killed if he was not guilty...... It is because these people have so much experience that they are more likely to harm society.
Pang Shiying saw that he was leisurely, as if he didn't take this matter to heart at all, so he couldn't help but ask, "Sir, how should this matter begin?" ”
Qin Wei rubbed his eyes and said, "Don't worry, wait until Ouyang Xiu and them finish checking the accounts." ”
Pang Shiying felt that he was too optimistic: "I'm afraid I can't find any problems when I check the accounts, right?" Since these people are all human spirits, they must have done a good job of keeping their accounts watertight a long time ago. ”
People say: Nine out of ten embezzlers are master bookkeepers.
This is definitely not a boast.
Officials who dare to take bribes are not well versed in the way of accounts.
Those who are honest and honest are looking for death.
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