Chapter 115: The Two Emperors Meet
Communicative means, skillful skills.
Shinonome understands that this is the genius of the dead fat man. Not only in front of the palace, but also in the harem, and there may be half of them who let him get through. If this is the case, it is not difficult for Dongyun to imagine that the two pure concubines on the ground must have been done by personal maids. As for this palace maid, he may have been accommodating a long time ago.
Shaking his head, he nodded.
Dongyun stood up and didn't look at the two purified concubines on the ground. Came to the window by the main hall, gently opened the window, and looked at the one in the hall. It stands to reason that there are no surprises. This big test, as the lord of the country, will definitely come to the examination room in person. Why is it not seen here?
Turned around and looked at the third girl.
Dongyun smiled slightly, "Little sisters, Ben Shao promised you a one-year appointment, and he will definitely do it." Let's all go back! In addition, tell the fat man to get these two women away quickly, in case this divorce suddenly makes a counterattack and bumps into the right arms, it will not be good. ”
"Childe, don't you plan to take advantage of the two concubines?" Xiao Shao asked unexpectedly. I thought that this son wanted to do something to these two concubines, so he couldn't look down on her, but listening to this meaning, this son didn't think about this matter at all. Suddenly changed his previous opinion of this son from his heart.
Fang secretly promised, and had a soft spot.
Even Xiaoyanagi and Xiaoyanzi have the same beautiful eyes, looking at Dongyun as if they were looking at a piece of candied fruit. "Childe, can you take off the scarf and let Xiaoyanagi see the true face, it will repay the kindness and virtue in the future." Koyanagi said softly. At this moment, she believed that this son was not like talking and playing. Even the concubine dared to buy it to play, of course, people couldn't look at it. It is said that a year later, let the two of them return to their hometown, and all know-it-alls will go home to farm. Although it is like a galaxy, it is not convincing.
"Xiao Shao also wants to see the true face of the child. ”
"Little Swallow also wants to meet Childe." The three girls all looked at Dongyun quietly, although they were dressed as palace maids, they still couldn't hide the charming figure and delicate face that they should have.
"Hehe! What's the best thing to see, not all of them are one nose and two eyes, one mouth and one pair of ears. That's all."
"The emperor has arrived".
Just before Dongyun could finish speaking, a shout came from outside, interrupting Dongyun's words. "Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrives," he shook his head speechlessly and looked at the maid. "Don't go yet, I might need you."
Then he waved the test questions on the test table and flew into his hands.
Extremely unexpected, speechless and boring.
As soon as this question is in hand.
Dongyun was surprised, this is all a big test question, all about the immortal country. For example, in the war with the Immortal Kingdom, what will be the strategy to determine the world. Another example: the strategy of the immortal lord, how to break it.
After reading these, Shinonome can only use two words to describe "speechless". At first glance, this is the proposition that the lord of Nanli Country took action by himself. At the same time, Dongyun can understand from this test paper that this lord also has plans for himself. His high-profile ruthlessness provoked his heart.
Thoughts turned, quietly watching the field.
As several officials embraced and escorted, a tall man wearing a crown appeared in the main hall.
The know-it-all suddenly tightened his face, and followed forward, "Your Majesty, how can you come to the examination site in person, safety first, safety first, please move back to the palace."
"Dead fatty, you fucking stupid old man! In my palace, you still say it's not safe, go back to the palace, are you fucking looking for a pump, besides, which rabbit boy can beat me here, I immediately named him a martial minister, fuck, hurry, find me a chair, I want to talk to my talented people who are leaving the south, talk well." "This Lisao is like a mountain villager, with a big grin and a foul mouth.
Shinonome had a strange expression.
Turning to look at the maid. He asked softly, "Is this the son of heaven?"
In Dongyun's accident, the three daughters nodded, and covered their mouths and snickered, because the current calm son actually shocked the emperor's momentum, and what is even funnier is that the emperor's wife is lying here in vain, and suddenly the three daughters feel, "The world will always be so small."
Hundreds of turns, thousands of times, carefully weighed.
With a strange mood, Dongyun came to the window again and looked at the arrogant man.
Wearing an oolong crown on his head. Wearing a dragon robe and armor, there is also a war knife straddling his waist, not one, but one on the left and right sides. His eyes glared angrily, and his expression was arrogant. About thirty or so. With a wave of his sleeves, he looked at the know-it-all who was looking at Shinonome's side from time to time. "Dead fatty, what's the question I came up with?"
"Okay, good, your majesty will make a move, and the world will tremble. Majesty xià a question, a hundred turns and a thousand times. I'm worried, the question of His Majesty, can one of the talented people of our country understand no, worry, who calls our Majesty Xià is a high eight buckets, and the rich five cars are "dead fat people are jack-of-all-trades, although they are constantly talking about sycophants, but their hearts are pounding.
"Then tell me which of my questions is the most profound." Hearing the words of the dead fat man, this Lisao was very happy, although it was not necessarily true, but he was still quite satisfied.
"Which question?" The know-it-all was stunned, and shouted in his heart: "I haven't read a single question, which one more question?" Although he thought so in his heart, he said: "In Weichen's opinion, the title is like a work of God." As a high-achieving student like me, I can't understand it, and I mean, my emperor is tall and mighty, in short, in one sentence, I obey you, Your Majesty."
Dongyun shook his head, "This dead fat man is talking nonsense, and ghosts are talking about people, believe him, the sun has to come out of the west." Shinonome muttered softly.
"Who, stand up with me" In the main hall, Nan Li, the lord of the country left the country, stood up from the chair with a 'swish', and stared directly at the row of private rooms where Dongyun was. "Who was talking about the dead fat man just now, speed stand up".
"Choke"
The sound of a sword unsheathed was heard.
Nan Liguo Lord, Lisao ran to the private room where Dongyun was located with a knife. The dead fat man is a jack of all trades, and it is not good to shout 'Weng' in his head. Everything is settled, that is, the lord of the country will suddenly come to the test site. I can't help but follow, and when the time comes, I won't admit it.
The audience was shocked, and everyone was shocked.
All the students looked at the lord in panic.
"Look at what, hurry up and answer the questions to Lao Tzu. After speaking, he came to the private room where Shinonome was, and raised his foot for a kick.
"Boom"
There was a loud bang.
This sturdy doorway shattered at this mighty foot. At a glance, all the students were shocked.
Inside, a test boy is writing a pen. A palace maid beats her legs, and a palace maid rubs her waist. There is also a palace maid knocking on the back. In the private room, there are two mattresses on the floor. It is certain that inside are two women with clean bodies.
"It's a little familiar!" Lisao saw the scene here. was also stunned. This is obviously a test in the exam, why is the daughter of the palace still inside, and these two bedding seem to have been seen somewhere.
Several officials who followed hurriedly rushed forward. When I saw it, my heart was half cold. Obviously, this is the unspoken rule! Looking at this price, the two packages on the ground are amazingly large.
Dongyun calmly lifted the pen, thinking about the problem like the ups and downs of thought, and shouted in his heart, "Fuck, this fat man of the dog day is not shallow."
"I've seen Your Majesty". Xiaoliu, Xiaoshao, and Xiaoyanzi all knelt down in panic.
Dongyun turned his head, and although there was a face towel on his face, the sound of the storm came out. "Fuck, who dares to worry about the big exam, believe it or not, when I get out of high school, I will behead his whole family, Nai, it's boring." Then he glanced at the few people who were looking at the broken door, and asked Xiaoyanagi pretending to be stunned, "Xiaoyanagi, who do you say he is, is he the Son of Heaven today, or is he such a stylish Son of Heaven, I don't believe it, don't lie to my son." ”
"Boy, don't pretend, let's say, what's going on here, how come my palace daughters are all in your palace examination room, and" Lisao didn't finish speaking, but his face was ugly and scary, he finally remembered that in this palace examination room, the two women on the ground were his concubines. But in front of so many students, it's really hard to show Xiàn, and I have to make excuses.
Shinonome put the pen down gently.
Turning around, "It is rumored that His Majesty is open-minded and appreciates heroes. Ben is a young man in the mountains and wilderness, so he wants to seek a half-official position, but everything has to be said after the big test," After speaking, he turned around, directly ignoring the murderous eyes behind him, and the frightened eyes, and sat upright with the pen, but the test paper was empty, not a word was mentioned.
"There is a low spirit, and he is still so crazy in front of Lao Tzu. Lao Tzu wants to see how you answer Lao Tzu's question, and today, you are indispensable. Lisao's chest rose violently, looking at Dongyun without answering, and then looked at the two concubines lying on the ground, the anger was indescribable.
"Ladies and gentlemen, there is still half a breath to hand in the papers" As the trembling voice of the dead fat man came out, Dongyun gently waved his pen on the test paper, and flicked the pen to the wall next to the lord of the country without looking at it.
"Boom"
With a loud bang, the entire wall fell sideways under this weak test pen.
Lisao's pupils shrank, the hand holding the war knife tightened, and he looked at Dongyun vigilantly, but he was full of fighting spirit, but he was not afraid of Dongyun.
There was a boom, and all the test subjects were startled.
Everyone stood aside in shock.
If you are facing a great enemy, it is shocking.
Dongyun's hand not only shocked the lord of the country, but also the dead fat man was a jack of all trades, his face was happy, and he suddenly saw hope. The three of them had already shocked the scene and trembled on their knees. Adultery is a capital crime, and playing with the imperial concubine is extermination. The despair in his eyes looked at this qiē.
"Good means, who are you, entering the palace of me, so obscene, what is the purpose" Lisao's face sank, and there was no longer the rage just now, on the contrary, he calmed down a lot and looked at Dongyun.
"My name is Huang Shao, I am from the junction of the Immortal Kingdom and my south, I heard that the big exam is over, I have to take the exam! The question has been answered, and there is one more thing, I heard that the lord of the country just Yang Yan, after defeating you, you can enter the martial arts, but really, I don't have any problems with this person, I just like many officials, and when I go home, it is Yang Mei who exhales!" Dongyun looked at the void and said leisurely.
"If you don't worship the saint, you should be killed. Come on, behead him." An official shouted loudly and ordered to behead people, which was the momentum of extinguishing the mouth, and he did not say anything, but watched quietly, and looked vigilant.
"Wait, what are you talking about, behead me, do you know who I am! I am the emperor Shao, even the Son of Heaven of the Immortal Kingdom has to respect me as the emperor when he sees me, damn, what are you, you still tell Ben Shao to kneel, and dare to behead me like this. Forget it, there is no master here, there is a place to keep the master, I will go to the Immortal Kingdom to be an official." Dongyun exhaled in a special atmosphere, turned around and wanted to leave through the back door.
"Wait".
When Dongyun was about to turn around and leave, the lord of the southern country called out to him. He was calm and didn't go wild. This took Shinonome by surprise.
"Isn't it going to be killed, damn, what, I want to collect this little again, let me tell you, I took the initiative to send it, but you didn't accept it, and now, hum, there are no conditions, I won't come yet." When you see the wind, turn the rudder and climb up the pole. As soon as Dongyun saw that there was a turnaround, he couldn't help but express his sincerity, and said in his heart: "This Nanli country lord is a little interesting, he can bear it, what the big husband does, he is calm, at least he can be regarded as a good head." So the shelves were set up again.