In the case of a larger volume than a container, shrinking the volume is indeed an effective solution.

But this is a person, not a thing......

The pain of starvation for a few days is self-evident, and Madlu will hell if he wants to.

Especially in this kind of place.

If the news gets out, then he will immediately become the object of onlookers.

At that time, most of the people of Bianliang will know about this, and even good deeds will come over as officials, even if the people of the Imperial City Division can block the ordinary people, but they have no excuse to stop their colleagues in the DPRK and China.

…… If the DPRK and Chinese colleagues learn about this...... Then there is really no place for his old face to ask for it.

He hesitated for a while, and could only sigh: "This matter...... Qin Wei can be in? Can you bother Ye Duzhi to find Lord Qin? ”

You actually trust Qin Wei?

Ma Delu and Qin Wei had several conflicts, and in such a situation, Ma Delu actually chose to trust Qin Wei, which had to make Ye Shuangchou want to laugh a little.

In the face of absolute talent, grievances are indeed not worth mentioning.

Obviously, Ma Delu also knew that if these two boys were allowed to toss, he probably wouldn't survive Lichun.

So Ye Shuangchou returned to Beijing again, and just caught Qin Wei, who had just arrived at home, and entered the palace together.

"How many days are you hungry?"

Zhao Zhen is a slender little fresh meat, naturally he doesn't know how to lose weight, and he hasn't experienced the pain of hunger.

He subconsciously touched his belly and asked, "How many days can I lose weight after starvation?" ”

But does losing weight mean losing weight? If it were that easy, wouldn't it be good to wait for Madlu to climb up on his own after he lost weight?

Qin Wei scolded Zhao Yunrang and Pang Shiying in his heart, but at this moment, he could only take the blame for them: "Your Majesty, this person...... He is divided into normal and obese. Ma Delu is a little fat, and most of his abdomen is useless fat. And if you want to burn fat, you have to diet or exercise. Ma Delu is naturally unpracticed, so he can open up the valley...... No, it's dieting. ”

"Can dieting make your belly smaller?"

People have a small belly when they are old, and Xu Mao is no exception, he looked at his belly and felt that this was a symbol of blessing, if he was allowed to lose weight, it would be impossible.

There was no little Jiji, and there was no more flesh...... Isn't that a copy of Ye Shuangchou?

Ye Shuangchou seemed to feel this kind of gaze, a cold light flashed in his eyes, Qin Wei hurriedly nodded vigorously: "Yes!" As long as you lose fat, your belly will be smaller. ”

He hasn't lost weight yet, but I've seen a lot of the popular propaganda.

Lose weight first to lose belly, diet first to slim belly, these concepts can be seen everywhere. Even if he can't, he has to take the blame for Zhao Yun and let that kid take the blame.

If you can't pull it up by then......

"When the time comes...... What if you can't pull it up? ”

Zhao Zhen obviously thought about this problem as well.

He didn't care if Ma Delu could lose weight, he just wanted to get people up quickly and lose face to the court.

Qin Wei said seriously: "Your Majesty, if you can't pull it up, it means that Ma Delu is too fat...... Then you have to go on a diet. ”

If you can't pull it up, then you have to continue to reduce, but at that time you have to eat, a small amount.

Zhao Zhen covered his forehead and was melancholy, there were no superfluous courtiers on the scene at this time, Xu Mao also talked a lot, and comforted: "Your Majesty, since everyone has no choice, then this is also a helpless way...... In the opinion of the minister, try it first. ”

Anyway, it's like this, if you are hungry for a few days, you won't be able to die, and at most you will suffer a little.

Besides, this is also what Madlu asked for himself.

Oh, yes! There is no way, if you don't act, Ma Delu can only wait.

"Go ahead."

Zhao Zhen agreed to this plan, and even asked Xu Mao to go to Dingwangfu to ask Zhao Yuanyan and his son.

Although these two goods will not lose weight, they have been sick all year round, as the saying goes, if you are sick for a long time, you may be able to have some new physical experience.

Zhao Yuanyan's father and son were overjoyed when they learned of this, and eagerly taught what they had in their hearts, and even wrote down in detail on paper, how should people lose weight and prevent obesity...... And then I was at home waiting for the good news.

Since Zhao Zhen took power, more attention has been paid to these clan magnates.

Obviously, this is Zhao Zhen looking for an opportunity to attack the clan...... At this time, anyone who makes the slightest disturbance will be targeted.

So what Zhao Yuanyan's father and son have to do now is to try their best to please Zhao Zhen.

But they in the house did not know that Madlu had fallen into the well.

“…… Your Majesty, King Ding said that when he was sick in the past, he couldn't eat for several days, and he was fine if he was hungry for a few days, and if he could eat some liquid food every day, he could hold on for five or six days. ”

Zhao Zhen was finally relieved, but the Zai Fu were a little puzzled.

"Is this to turn Madlu into a thin man? But how did the old man feel that he hadn't had time to get thinner...... I guess I'm going to have to be dead. ”

This is the political hall, but Wang Yaochen is not shy about talking about Ma Delu's life and death.

Lu Yijian also tore off his mask: "The two teenagers are playing ghosts, and the old man naturally doesn't believe it." But why did Qin Wei say yes? That was his academics, and Zhao Yunrang befriended him. Anyone can oppose it, he has to say yes! ”

That's the back pot!

Regardless of whether you are right or not, brother will give you a thumbs up first, of course, it's okay to call it crazy.

Wang Zhen didn't speak, because he also felt unreliable.

The three people present were all pot-bellied, and when they took off their clothes, they could see their loose and fat bellies. They also used to worry about their belly, but they couldn't do it, they couldn't get it down.

But Qin Wei actually said that he could lose his stomach after being hungry for a few days...... These high-ranking positions naturally won't be hungry, so they scoff at this.

Are you trying to trick us into going on a diet?

……

After getting Zhao Zhen's approval, Qin Wei went outside the city as soon as he slipped away.

When I saw the small village that flew up, the surrounding area had already been encamped by the people of the Imperial City Division, and there were tents everywhere. Among them, Zhao Yunrang's big tent was the most conspicuous, and the two second-class goods actually set up a barbecue grill in the open space.

Ma's!

Ma Delu was not by the two of you, it is really a miracle of life.

"I've seen Qin Chengzhi."

"Lord Qin, you're finally here!"

“……”

The people of the Imperial City Division were all a little relieved, and they all surrounded Qin Wei eagerly, Qin Wei thought to himself what was wrong? Can't Madlu hold on?

He walked over, and when he saw the dry well, he also saw Zhao Yunrang and Pang Shiying.

Zhao Yunrang lay on the edge of the wellhead and shouted below: "Ma Zhongcheng! Can you possibly pull? Yes, untie your pants first, and pay attention to holding your pants! Stretch your legs forward and cross...... Okay, try it, make sure it won't pull in your pants......"

Pang Shiying fiddled with a man on the side, made him bend his legs forward, and then caused a stone to fall from his hip.

This is to teach Madlu how to solve the problem of Gong under the narrow well.

"Peace of mind, it won't fall out of your pants!"

“……”

Qin Wei was stunned to watch Ma Delu being fiddled with by two teenagers at will, and the pleasure was followed by grief and indignation...... What kind of sin did Lao Tzu do in his last life!

I even know such two little brutes!

Seeing that they were fiddling with these, Qin Wei couldn't help but feel angry, and wanted to kick them into the dry well one by one...... Destroy, tired.

Then Pang Shiying and Zhao Yunrang came back with their noses covered.

After seeing Qin Wei, both of them had straight faces, but Zhao Yunrang looked at him with a straight face, and arched his hand: "Brother Qin came just in time, please give me some advice." ”

What do I point to me?

How can you at the bottom of the well?

"It's a great deal."

At this time, Qin Wei could only go all the way to the end.

Pang Shiying shamelessly showed a modest appearance, "It's all taught by Mr. ......."

Depend on!

Holding one person out with one hand, and after arriving in a secluded place, Qin Wei finally got angry, one person and one kick.

"Ma Delu's belly is fat and fat, and he forcibly pulls it up, even if he is strained, it will be fine, and it will be good to be left in the hospital for ten days and a half months. You two ...... Didn't you tell you about the structure of fat? ”

Pang Shiying opened the folding fan and fanned it a few times, and said, "Sir, you don't know, if it is deadlifted, how can we show our academic ability?" They don't know that if people don't eat, it's their stomachs that lose weight first...... But we know! ”

Qin Wei kicked it away and scolded angrily: "Teaching you these is to make you better study the future, do you think you are an immortal?" Get lost! ”

From the later generations of academics, astronomy, geography, biology, chemistry and everything, there are many knowledge points that are very magical, Pang Shiying was perfunctory at first, and after those knowledge points were verified one by one, this guy became more and more immortal.

Brother's IQ can crush everyone in the world, and now that I have learned these academics, I know the origin of all things in the world, and the distance between me and you ordinary people is getting bigger and bigger, who can understand this loneliness?

Kicking this dumb guy away, Qin Wei stared at Zhao Yunrang with an unkind gaze.

Zhao Yunrang said with a sincere face: "Brother Qin, he is afraid of pain as a man!" And at the beginning, many people in the Imperial City Division were scolded by him, if he could force him up, believe it or not, not only would he not be grateful, but he would also beat him up...... said that the younger brother deliberately tortured him. ”

This is something that Madlu can do......

That's not a reason, though!

Ma's!

If you starve people and lose weight, you can think of it.

Hunger can make people feel miserable and unhappy, so everyone who has the conditions will try to have food in their stomachs, which is the instinct of living beings.

In this respect, humans and animals are the same.

That's how Madlu is......

Nowadays, people say that they eat two meals a day, but Madlu eats a lot of both meals, and he also likes to eat meat, that is, the kind of gluttony that is not happy without meat.

Plus the usual afternoon tea and after-dinner fruit, not to mention the evening supper.

Although these are not serious meals, they add up to four or five meals.

So he really hadn't experienced what it was like to be hungry.

He hadn't eaten since last night, only drank some water in between.

His stomach was gurgling, which was a call for food, and he deeply understood the meaning of the word hungry.

Ma Delu didn't believe those two boys, so he called Qin Wei.

Although the two of them have a grudge, he believes that Qin Wei is not those two boys, and he is a court official who should be able to distinguish the importance of the matter.

Calling you here is a moral kidnapping, it's good that you saved me safely, if you can't save me or make me suffer, everyone will say that you have a personal vendetta when you go back.

This is the means of being an official.

"Is it safe?"

Madlu looked up at Inoue and suddenly felt like a frog.

Frog at the bottom of the well!

Qin Wei's head appeared on the wellhead, and his face was a little blurry, but he always felt an inexplicable sense of coldness, which made people unconsciously cold and swish.

"Ma Zhongcheng rest assured, Yun Rang and Shiying took the initiative to come here when they learned the news, just because they were worried that something would happen to you. Although they are young, they have great respect for your learning, and they can't help you right away, but sometimes they are poor......

Madelu felt a sigh in his heart......

Don't be hopeless, right?

Qin Wei changed his tone, he imagined that this was the scene of the memorial service of a certain superstar, and said in a sad tone: "Ma Zhongcheng rest assured, they are calculating how much time it will take...... Ay! You see you've lost a lot of your hair, don't worry, we'll get you back. ”

Ma Delu was depressed in his heart, and he only felt that his eyes were gloomy.

"Keep hungry, and besides, find some singers to sing...... Find some more drum masters, and call more people, at least fifty or so people......"

Qin Wei thinks this is an outing, but it's not fun!

Ye Shuangchou frowned and asked, "Why?" ”

You're going too far! Be careful, Madelu is out of trouble, looking for you desperately.

Qin Wei shook his head and sighed: "It's all about saving people!" Call it...... I'll explain to you later, not now...... It doesn't work if you say it. ”

"Go get some meat to roast! It's best to have beef, and see if there are any old or disabled cattle in the nearby villages...... Don't plough the cow! Who dares to slaughter the ploughing cattle, be careful of Lao Tzu's punishment! ”

Since Qin Wei was willing to take the blame, Ye Shuangchou didn't want to care more, so the singer came, singing and dancing by the well.

"Be melancholy and sad, for example...... Will Farewell My Concubine do? It's okay to ambush on all sides...... No, it won't! That...... What about the cold kiln? ”

The tune was set, and these singers who were invited at a high price began to sing and dance, very hard.

Qin Wei saw them dancing happily, and couldn't help but think of the later grave jumping, and felt that it was not very good, and it was unsightly...... Gotta that kind of offbeat ......

"Just make a small request! It is to be sad, and if you can be heartbroken, reward it heavily! ”

A few singers discussed the repertoire again, and then muttered to Qin Wei for a long time, and the concert started again.

A singer stands by the well, brewing emotions. I saw that her eyes gradually darkened, and she looked at the sky at a standard forty-five degree angle...... When the tears came out, Qin Wei couldn't help but praise: "Okay, this profession, remember, this person is rewarded!" ”

Those singers were angry when they heard it, aren't they just crying, who wouldn't!

"Pull out the mountains and cover the world......"

Who said it wouldn't overlord Farewell My Concubine? This is not in place!

The singer's voice was sharp, and she sang the first line with grief.

"Good!"

Zhao Yunrang clapped his hands, and Pang Shiying also nodded reservedly: "It's a little interesting, I heard that these are some of the most popular singers in Bianliang City, maybe Ma Zhongcheng knew each other before......"

Ye Shuangchou was dumbfounded.

Ma's!

It's enough for you to listen to the song and dance, and don't forget to carry a mockery of Madlu.

It's really a loss to talk at a young age, and the bamboo shoots all over the mountain have been taken away by you.

Qin Wei clapped his hands and praised: "Good! is worthy of being a famous prostitute in Bianliang, this singing makes someone want to cry, it is really sad for those who hear it, and tears for those who listen to it! ”

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The first chapter, the monthly pass to take a walk, the recommended collection is also a little bit, thank you!

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