517: Popular Science Classroom
Someone went over to help Ma Delu up, and everyone finally believed it.
"You really got rescued?"
Ma Delu was also a little dazed, and Xu Mao urged: "Hurry up and drive the car over, go back to Beijing, and return to Beijing immediately!" There are a lot of people here......"
There are more and more people watching the excitement outside.
Someone had already come out of the horns, broken through the blockade, and when they saw Madlu, they exclaimed in surprise and shouted, "What a fall into the well!" ”
"I heard it's a big official."
"No, Yu Shi Zhongcheng!"
“…… Gee! ”
Ma Delu's face was pale, and after the carriage arrived, he hurriedly got on the car.
As a rigid person, he is stinking at the moment, his clothes are messy, and he is covered with a lot of oil. How can this embarrassing image be seen by outsiders.
All the way into the city, Xu Mao said by the carriage: "Ma Zhongcheng can go home first, and then enter the palace later." ”
Your Majesty doesn't think about tea and dinner for you, you have to thank you! Otherwise, it would be too ignorant to lift.
"No, I'll enter the palace at this moment."
Ma Delu was grateful in his heart, so he didn't want to delay for a moment. All the way into the palace, when he saw Zhao Zhen, Ma Delu knelt down solemnly, and when he looked up again, there were already tears rippling.
"Minister...... I've seen Your Majesty. ”
"It's good to come, it's good to come!"
Zhao Zhen stroked his beard and smiled: "This is a good thing, I haven't been able to sleep peacefully for the past few days, and I had a nightmare last night, dreaming that you came to see me in blood......"
His eyes gradually became a little scattered, and he muttered, "What a scary dream, okay, it's all right." ”
Ma Delu remembered the torment of the past few days, and couldn't help crying.
Zhao Zhen said in a trance: "Help up, help Ma Qing up." ”
He got up and walked over slowly, looking at Ma Delu with a concerned face, the relief in his eyes was about to materialize, he thought he would help Ma Delu up, but Zhao Zhen's hand stopped in mid-air.
This uncommon action made Qin Wei's eyes narrow slightly.
Your Majesty is becoming more and more like an emperor...... He understands when to be gracious and when to degrade, and he is very good at relaxing.
An attendant helped Ma Delu up, Zhao Zhen came over to take a closer look, and said with relief: "It's okay, I look thinner, that ...... Qin Wei. ”
"Your Majesty."
Qin Wei came out with low eyebrows, Zhao Zhen looked at him and smiled: "You are considered meritorious this time, but you are just ...... Can you lose belly in three days? ”
Absolutely!
If you don't eat for three days, after your stomach is empty, you will naturally be smaller...... However, losing weight is not the ultimate reason for rescuing Madlu, and the smoothed section of the well wall is also essential.
Qin Wei said with great regret: "Although the minister wants to receive the credit, this matter is not the credit of the minister. ”
Zhao Zhen couldn't help but feel relieved, feeling that this guy had finally learned to be humble, "What's yours is yours, what's the matter, are you still afraid that I will turn a blind eye?" ”
Qin Wei smiled bitterly; "It's really not a minister's, Zhao Yun let this matter explore the deepest."
"Really?"
Zhao Zhen has always felt that Zhao Yunrang is a little clever but not a lot of clan gentlemen, although he is not as evil as the outside world rumores.
Where would he understand these things.
But Qin Wei's expression was very serious: "Your Majesty, the minister does not dare to bully the king." ”
"Let him come, I haven't seen him for a few days, I never thought that Yun Rang would have such a ability......"
Zhao Zhen was in a very good mood, and then called the imperial doctor to treat Ma Delu.
"Your Majesty, the ministers are here."
The Zaifu came to celebrate Ma Delu's return, so the atmosphere in the hall became more and more joyful, until Zhao Yunrang was brought in.
Lu Yijian looked at this young man and felt a little incredible.
You don't go to study as a good student, what kind of academic do you follow Qin Wei to study?
Zhao Zhen is different, from his point of view, Zhao Yunrang is estimated to be the fate of an idle county king in this life, and it is great to give him a few official positions to let him waste a few years.
"Three days can get Ma Delu out of trouble, I think it's very novel, what is the truth in it, you can talk about it."
Zhao Yunrang said calmly: "Your Majesty, when Ma Zhongcheng fell, because of the gravity of the fall, he passed through the narrow part of the dry well in one fell swoop. But when you want to come up, you can only rely on pulling hard, and it is miserable, so you can't pull it up. But the most important thing is the nervousness. ”
"Nervous?"
Zhao Zhen was a little interested, and the Zai Fu were also listening carefully, and even the imperial doctor stopped taking the pulse and looked at Zhao Yunrang with Ma Delu.
"Yes." Zhao Yunrang said very confidently: "When a person is nervous, his whole body will be stiff, which will make it very difficult for the rescue." ”
"Why is it stiff?"
This question was raised by Lu Yijian, and he was very interested in knowing what kind of character this county king who had just inherited the title was, so that he could prescribe the right medicine in the future.
The emperor is always the protagonist, so you can be smart, but there is a limit.
The so-called miscellaneous scholarship is actually some scientific common sense in later generations.
Qin Wei knew that it was difficult to accept talking about science in these years, so he used the name of miscellaneous science.
After all, many of these theories and opinions would seem a bit shocking at this time, so Qin Wei only taught them on a small scale in the Guozi Prison.
And Zhao Yunrang, Pang Shiying and others are learning in the whole series, and there is no need to shy away from anything, among which the most talented person is probably Pang Shiying.
Late to school, but the fastest to learn.
Now the students in the Guozi Prison are very respectful to him, which shows how fast he grows.
But Zhao Yunrang is not bad, but he has more time to study traditional Confucianism, so his progress cannot catch up with Pang Shiying. At this moment, the eyes of the monarchs and ministers in the palace are like torches, and he is the candle......
"When people encounter something suddenly, most of them don't have time to get nervous, and Ma Zhongcheng is like this, so he can fall into the bottom of the dry well. If it weren't for that, he would have been scarred......"
"And after being in a desperate situation, there is a glimmer of life, at such times most people will be nervous, some people will even tremble with nervousness, and even have stomach pain......"
Zhao Yunrang's voice echoed in the hall, and even the attendants outside were listening carefully.
You can think back to when you were nervous together, your body was stiff. This is a spontaneous reaction of the human body, and it is not immune to it except for very few people who are psychologically strong. ”
As soon as he said this, Junchen thought about it carefully.
Wang Yaochen smiled bitterly: "Your Majesty, the minister knows. ”
"That's how it feels when the courtiers confront those powerful people in front of the palace gate...... The minister was nervous, and at that time he felt as hard as iron, and nothing was loose. ”
This is known as tension leading to muscle stiffness.
The power of those powerful people is huge, and it is a lie to say that they are not afraid, at that time, a careless one is a party dispute!
Pang Ji also nodded and said: "Your Majesty, when the minister was in the southwest, when he saw the Jiaozhi ambush soldiers rushing out of the mountains and forests, he only felt that his heartbeat was gone, and his body was as cold as iron...... Yes, that's nervousness, stiffness. ”
With these two bigwigs behind him, Zhao Yunrang continued very calmly: "And the latter thought of fat. Ma Zhongcheng's belly...... The minister has seen it a few times, and he always stands upright and looks majestic......"
His eyes rolled, but he refused to speak.
"What about the back?"
Zhao Zhenzheng listened attentively, and when he saw that he was distracted, he said dissatisfiedly: "Come on." ”
Zhao Yunrang coughed dryly, glanced at Qin Wei, Qin Wei frowned slightly, and felt that this kid probably wanted to die, once this kind of thing is said, many people will hate you.
"Your Majesty, there is ...... in that belly In fact, they are all fat, which is what we often call fat......"
Under the majesty is actually fat?
Poof!
There was a laughing sound outside, Xu Mao glared angrily, and the waiter immediately knelt on the side to plead guilty.
"That's it."
Zhao Zhen was a little helpless, feeling that Zhao Yun had let it go too far, as soon as you said this, where Ma Delu's face would be put in the future, it would be simply majestic and sweeping.
No matter how rich the Great Song Dynasty is in the eyes of outsiders, most people are struggling on the food and clothing line, and there are many people who can't eat enough.
At this time, obesity will not be disliked by others, but all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred, look at that person's belly is so big, majestic and enviable.
This is why before the Tang Dynasty, everyone thought that obesity was beautiful.
It's not that obesity is really beautiful, but that being fat means that the family conditions are good and the food is good. In other words, the better you eat, the higher your status and the more respected you are.
In this era, people who can eat well are bound to be rich or powerful, and the people will naturally envy them, but ...... That belly is full of yellow fat?
Vomit!
Lu Yijian suddenly remembered a question, "How do you know?" ”
Oh, yes!
How do you know that your belly is oily as a teenager?
Zhao Yunrang said with an innocent face: "The year before last, there was a butcher who bullied and dominated the market on the royal street, and was killed by the crazy bitter master......
Immediately, there was a lot of breathing in the hall, and it was heavy.
"How do you know that dieting can lose all this fat?"
Wang Yaochen's eyes were blazing, and the old man felt that something was wrong, so he wanted to knock Zhao Yunrang and Qin Wei.
Can you make your belly smaller in three days?
You coax the old man!
He didn't care that Ma Delu had suffered for three days, but he felt that these two boys were too disagreeable, and if they were allowed to go on like this, they would suffer a big loss sooner or later.
Zhao Yunrang rolled his eyes and patiently explained: "Why do people get thinner when they are hungry continuously? Because the excess fat in the body is gone, and the minister himself has experimented, if a person loses weight, he finds that the first thing to lose weight is the stomach ......"
"Why?"
"Because there is the most fat in the belly, that is, the fat is the thickest."
Pretty!
Qin Wei almost wanted to applaud, he slowly looked at the monarchs and ministers in the hall, but the pride in his heart couldn't be suppressed, this is science, you scoff at it, and disdain the science of the later generations.
Zhao Zhen's eyes were full of joy, and he said, "I remember that King Ding was also a fat ...... before It was quite dignified, but he was sick again and again, and sometimes he couldn't eat for days, so he couldn't see a little bit of his previous obesity, and it was true! ”
Lu Yijian also subconsciously touched his belly, then thought about it, and said in surprise: "The minister didn't seem to have a belly before!" When did this begin? ”
"It's common to get lucky in middle age."
Of course, Qin Wei won't say that you have too much salary after becoming the first assistant, and you will eat too much.
The two don't have any big enmity, so there's no need to say this kind of thing.
This topic quickly deviated, and Zhao Zhen asked, "Ma Qing...... Is your belly really small? ”
Madelu nodded, he had touched it countless times on the way here, and then kept recalling his old belly. He can now say with certainty that his belly is small.
But what he didn't know was that the biggest credit for this was pulled out in the past few days, as well as the final smoothed well wall.
Maybe even if he doesn't go on a diet, as long as he smooths the wall of the well and applies lubricating oil, he can come up on the same day......
Qin Wei naturally wouldn't say this, Zhao Zhen said happily: "This is really knowledge, I don't know anything now, what is this heat?" ”
This one......
Zhao Yunrang glanced at Qin Wei and said: "The human body is a very magical place, all kinds of organs perform their own duties, breathe air, eat and drink food, these things are transformed in the human body, and finally become our ......"
"I see......"
Everyone was puzzled, even if the matter was over, the ministers retired, and after leaving the hall, Ma Delu bowed solemnly.
"Thank you."
Qin Wei said with a smile: "When the road is in danger, this is just what should be done, Ma Zhongcheng is designed by the imperial court, and Qin must do his best." ”
Hey!
Everyone felt a little strange, thinking that it would not be a day or two since Ma Delu didn't deal with it, according to his temperament, shouldn't it be a dazzle at this moment?
How humble is he?
Ma Delu was ready to be ridiculed by Qin Wei, but what he got was kindness, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
Qin Wei saw that everyone was surprised, so he said: "It's impossible to see death and not save it, that's all!" What Qin said is very different from Ma Zhongcheng in terms of political views, but this is a public matter, and everyone has no grudges in private. ”
That's the real reason.
It is difficult to distinguish between good and evil, so you need to act according to your heart.
It was a matter of Qin Wei not looking down on Ma Delu for a while, but it was another matter if he didn't save him when he saw death. In other words, no matter what Ma Delu says, he can't sin to death, right?
The two have repeatedly competed, although Ma Delu also used means, but he did not break through the bottom line, which shows that this person is not bad to the bone.
Qin Wei and Zhao Yunrang walked forward slowly, and Ma Delu behind him stood for a moment, and suddenly chased after him. His body was a little weak, he stumbled and his footsteps were heavy.
Qin Wei turned his head and looked at him with a frown.
Save you to save you, but I have nothing to say to you!
Ma Delu ran over panting and said, "The old man is indeed going to hunt in the suburbs this time...... But when I got to that place, I found out...... It was originally not a village but a village, but it had been dilapidated over the years...... But why is it dilapidated? Bianliang is prosperous...... What about other places?
Probably weak, he said for a while to catch his breath, and then continued: "The people are miserable! That well is an example of blood! ”
The Zaifu who followed behind all frowned slightly, this was a denial of them.
The people under the rule of the Great Song Dynasty are so hard, you are derelict in your duties!
Ma Delu said sincerely: "What you said is right, this world is the world of the people of the world after all, there are only the powerful and the people...... That won't be long-term. Can...... Ay! That's it......"
He arched his hand and said, "Old man...... Thank you very much. ”
As he spoke, he bowed down.
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