665: The pit on the moon
When the two old men didn't speak, he raised his glass frequently.
There are rules for drinking, Qin Wei is a junior, and he can only invite one person to drink at a time. But he can't favor one over the other! So it didn't take long for him to feel a little dizzy, plus his stomach was turning upside down.
He looked left at Pang Ji, and Old Ouyang was in a daze with a straight face; Looking at Fan Zhongyan on the right, Lao Fan was also in a daze.
"The two...... Is this a misunderstanding? ”
Pang Ji likes to promote the backwards, and he is used to being a good man, if you want to say that he is favoritism, there must be something.
Don't think of these officials as extremely high-minded, they are people first and officials second. They don't lack the emotions that people should have.
Pang Ji later knew that Lu Di had a huge amount of corruption, and he regretted it a long time ago, but Fan Zhongyan was hard against his lungs, and he couldn't get off the stage!
So as soon as Qin Wei said that he had misunderstood, he said coldly: "What is there to misunderstand the old man?" If you die in a few years, no one will care. ”
This was said very depressingly, Qin Wei looked at Fan Zhongyan, "Fan Gong ......"
You've got to take a stand, right?
Fan Zhongyan raised his head and said seriously: "Pang Gong, I have sent a few Liao envoys ......."
When the Liao envoy returned, the Great Song Dynasty had to send officials to accompany him, and Fan Zhongyan went there several times, and sang poems and harmony along the way.
"The Liao people are domineering, even if they sing poetry and harmony, their eyes are full of contempt."
"That time I passed by a farmer's house to ask for water to drink, and a child on the side slept in the shade under the eaves, and the entourage of the Liao envoy drank water, and casually spit on the child's body, and a certain couldn't help but scold him, he didn't speak to his face, and then muttered to his companions......"
Fan Zhongyan's face showed some anger, "He said that the Song people are all pigs and dogs, and sooner or later they will become slaves of Da Liao......"
Pang Ji raised his head and said in amazement: "Is this so?" ”
Fan Zhongyan nodded, and said bitterly: "At that moment, I only felt the panic in my chest, and I couldn't wait to raise troops to the north and plough the court to sweep the caves...... But the army of the Great Song Dynasty will not succeed! ”
He raised his glass and drank it all, then slammed the wine glass on the table, shook his head and said: "Later, when I performed martial arts, I also went to see it, but I felt that it was tragic and terrifying...... Only then did I know that the battlefield is not simple, and boastful talk will only do bad things......"
Pang Ji's old face turned red, he was a typical person who was invincible.
"Your Majesty ordered all the armies in Beijing to refer to the drill, and at that moment a certain heart was happy!"
Fan Zhongyan also looked emotional, and his eyes were a little red: "They all say that civil, military, civil, and military, but the army can't fight, what's the use of a civil official, no matter how good a civilian official is?" Can you convince your opponent with your lips and tongue? ”
Qin Wei nodded on the side and said, "The tongue is useful, so what do you need knives and guns for?" ”
Fan Zhongyan said: "That's exactly what I said. A certain saw hope, so when he heard about corruption in the army, he was angry, and he hated that he could not cut those corrupt generals with a thousand knives in order to relieve the hatred in his heart. ”
Pang Ji said a little uncomfortably: "The old man didn't say that he wanted to shelter that person......
Fan Zhongyan is half a mallet in life, so he doesn't understand the meaning of Pang Ji's words.
Qin Wei coughed dryly and said, "Pang Gong naturally won't cover up the crime......"
Old Fan!
You explained in soft words at that time, Pang Ji got the steps here, and naturally there was nothing to do.
This is a classic example of not being human.
Fan Zhongyan was stunned, and then said with a straight face: "I was only angry at that time, but I was a little disrespectful......"
This is still said hard, so Qin Wei can only smile bitterly, Lao Fan is a straight man of steel! Fan Zhongyan then raised his glass and drank three cups in a row.
Pang Ji also returned three cups, and the two immediately began to recite poems and lyrics, leaving Qin Wei aside.
How can this be good?
Later, Pang Ji was so drunk that he wanted to take Fan Zhongyan to his home for a long talk...... Two old men live in the same room, and their knees are ...... Talk?
"Don't go ......"
Fan Zhongyan shook his head firmly, "I want to go home!" ”
The two were pulling and pulling under the restaurant, and Fan Zhongyan accidentally pushed ......
Bang!
Pang Ji covered his forehead, glanced at the pillar, and then slowly fell down.
……
In the political hall, Lao Pang had a bag on his head, and when he saw Qin Wei coming, he said: "Qin Wei, do you know where the bag on the old man's head came from?" ”
Qin Wei said with a pure face: "Someone threw something from the upper floor." ”
Lao Pang felt that it was a bit embarrassing to hit the pillar, so he needed an excuse.
Pang Ji nodded with satisfaction and said, "Those medical officers have all been demoted. ”
This is what it should mean, Liu E's condition has been good or bad for so long, and those medical officials can't escape the blame.
Pang Ji touched the bag on his forehead, bared his teeth and said, "Your Majesty has made Bian Que the god of Yinggong." ”
Every dynasty and every generation will seal some ancients, and Bian Que, as a miracle doctor, is naturally among them.
Originally, Bian Que was a god Ying Hou, but this time he flew directly to become a god Ying Gong, Zhao Zhen probably wanted to let Liu E get the protection of the divine doctor through Feng Gong.
Qin Wei also hopes that Bian Que can bless Liu E to live for another ten years, after all, this woman is a person who is related to the future development of the Great Song Dynasty, but it depends on the will of God.
"The palace test is imminent, which is a happy event, but Fan Zhongyan has found out a lot of corruption in the army, Your Majesty is losing his temper, I have to go, and you will come with me."
……
“…… allocated a lot of money and food, in order to train the elite, but it attracted snakes and rats, if it wasn't found out through alcohol, what would the forbidden army of the Great Song Dynasty become? ”
Zhao Zhen's face was a little cold, and he was holding his breath when he looked at it.
"The soldiers' money and food have been deducted, or shoddy, and those strong men are pitied, who are dedicated to serving the country, but they can't eat enough and can't wear warm clothes, won't their families feel distressed? Every time I think about it, I feel angry. ”
Zhao Zhen was angry, and Zai Fu had to give a word.
Lu Yijian came out of the class and said: "Your Majesty, it is not a pity for such people to die, and the minister recommends that all of them be distributed to Qiongzhou." ”
Going to Qiongzhou is a dead end, this punishment is interesting enough.
But Lu Yijian was a little embarrassed.
At the beginning, Fan Zhongyan was suppressed by him, and there was still some discord between the two. Now that Fan Zhongyan has poked out a big case, he is sitting on wax.
If possible, he would like to chop up all those corrupt generals, and then make them into powder and eat a bowl every morning.
Pang Ji came out of class with a bag and said, "Your Majesty, this is a good thing!" ”
"A good thing?"
Zhao Zhen glanced at him dissatisfied, remembering that the Imperial City Division said that Pang Ji had drunk too much in the middle of the night and was shouting in the restaurant, so he was a little dissatisfied in his heart.
I have no intention of having tea and dinner every day these days, but you are drinking a lot of wine outside?
It's jealous!
As for the king...... Fan Zhongyan did a good job, so he should let these people be more vigilant, so that they don't have anything to do every day and stare at me.
Pang Ji said: "Now that corruption is detected, there will be less money in the army, and the soldiers will have more energy, and after a few drills, they will become a strong force sooner or later." But if you don't check it, if it drags on like this, sooner or later, these powerhouses will be abandoned, just like before. ”
This is reverse thinking, Zhao Zhen thought that it was really like this.
"A strong man breaks his wrist, there are many benefits!"
Wang Yaochen lost no time in saying: "It's a good thing to find out earlier, and after that, the army will strictly drill, and foreign enemies will naturally be afraid...... The Liao people are an example. ”
Zhao Zhen smiled: "Yes! The Liao people panicked when they learned that the Great Song Dynasty had strictly trained the forbidden army, and sent a boat to Fuzhou to provoke, but they were hit head-on by Tang Ren and Zhe Jizu, hey! Speaking of which, the Liao people haven't gotten angry yet, and they are really empty-hearted. ”
He pretended Qin Wei to be small and transparent on the side, and said with a smile: "You said that Xiao Xiaomu would rebel, I will wait and see." ”
Qin Weizheng said: "Your Majesty, state affairs cannot be said, but must be done." Yelu Chongyuan was already dissatisfied with his situation, and it was not a day or two that he wanted to be the crown prince, but now he was ...... No, it should be said that he was dragged into the water by Xiao Xiaomu, he felt that he was rumored to be a rebel, and Yelu Zongzhen would attack him sooner or later, so it was better to have an early showdown...... This is done, without this trap, the minister does not dare to say that he will rebel. ”
This is the credit of my work, how can it be said that it is my prophecy?
Zhao Zhen nodded and said, "It's better to do it." Does that alcohol of yours really work for gold sores? ”
At the beginning, Qin Wei and the Privy Council suggested that alcohol could be disinfected, but because the status of the martial artists was low and the amount involved was too small, everyone did not pay attention to it.
Qin Wei said: "Your Majesty, the soldiers are often injured in their usual drills, and when they go into battle, they fight in the rain of arrows and knives and guns, and bloody battles are commonplace, many people were just injured at the time, and they seemed to be able to save them, but many people would have an inexplicable fever in the follow-up, and then ......."
He lowered his eyes slightly, and Zhao Zhen sighed: "Why is this? ”
"Your Majesty, the human body ......"
Qin Wei rolled up his sleeves, exposed his arms, and said: "People have skin cover, as a protection of the human body, if the skin is cut, many things from the outside world will get into it, if you ignore it at this time, those things will grow stronger and stronger, and finally it will spread all over the body." ”
That's when it's going to kill someone!
Zhao Zhen's face was slightly gloomy, and he asked, "Is alcohol killing these things?" ”
Qin Wei nodded, and Lu Yijian asked, "But these things ...... Who saw it? ”
Seeing is believing, hearing is false, this is the wisdom of the ancestors, there is no microscope in this era, so the naked eye can not see those bacteria and viruses, and everyone will not believe it.
Everyone nodded their heads, thinking that this was reasonable.
Qin Wei said lightly: "Who saw the things on the moon before?" ”
Lu Yijian was stunned for a moment, and immediately retreated.
When the lunar eclipse was at the beginning, the world was in turmoil, and Zhao Zhen was about to make an edict about to commit himself, so Qin Wei got a telescope and let everyone see what the moon looked like.
Pang Ji didn't know about this, so he asked, "What moon?" ”
Wang Yaochen said: "When the moon eclipse, Qin Wei made a big clairvoyant, and we saw the moon that night, and there was ...... on it."
Qin Wei said: "Clairvoyance can see the moon, and if you look more closely, you can see those more subtle things, such as those bacteria on the wound. ”
"It's more subtle, it's hard!"
Lu Yijian said: "Buddhism has clouds, a sand and a world, and a leaf and a Bodhi, but is this the truth? ”
Qin Wei nodded and said, "That's pretty much what it means...... There are a lot of things we don't see now, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist......"
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