755: Black Oil?
So when Zhao Yunrang got up with a resolute face, he could only look at the smiling Qin Wei and the smiling sailors in a daze.
"Eat fish today, braised it! Lord Qin personally taught cooking skills, hahahaha! ”
Qin Wei was cooking fish, and the chef of the Tiger Wing Water Army was on the side, asking all kinds of questions, this is the kitchen god of the Great Song Dynasty! There is such an opportunity, why are you waiting for if you don't hurry up and ask for advice?
“…… Lord Qin, villains often get old meat......"
"It's best to pass a layer of oil on the meat of the stir-fry, and then put it at the end."
"Lord Qin, villains like to fry vegetables by putting salt in a pot, and then put the vegetables, the brothers all say that it is delicious."
"If you eat too much of the food that comes out of this, you will get sick, remember, salt can't be oiled like this, it's best to put it before the pot is put at the end."
"Lord Qin, how do you stir-fry ......?"
“……”
Qin Wei carried the spatula and looked at the cook who was asking with everyone.
"Hit!"
This kind of indiscriminate guy made Qin Wei have the idea of cleaning up the army, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and shouted: "Beat Lao Tzu hard!" ”
After finishing work later, the cook squatted on the ground with a bruised face, and said aggrievedly: "Lord Qin, the little man will be the cook......"
Qin Wei was stunned, and then asked the cooks who had just started: "Why don't you make it clear?" ”
The cooks said: "The military orders are like a mountain, and the villains are just doing what they are ordered. ”
"Yes, very good!"
Qin Wei smiled very gently, and suddenly pointed at Jin Mingchi and said, "Now the military order of so-and-so is...... You wait until you all get into the water, swim to the other side, and then swim back. ”
The cooks were dumbfounded, and Qin Wei scolded: "Why don't you go soon? ”
Amid the cacophony of the sergeants, a group of cooks jumped off the Jinming Pond with tears in their eyes, shivering with cold.
"Swim up, or it'll be colder."
"Hahahaha!"
"This guy wants to fool Lord Qin, isn't this unlucky."
A bunch of fools are laughing at the cooks.
……
"The land route of the Great Song Dynasty was blocked by the Liao people in the north, blocked by the Xixia people in the northwest, and the Jiaozhi people in the south...... Da Song was pressed in the middle, and the only way out was to go to sea! ”
Qin Wei stood in the court and talked eloquently, and Wang Zhen was thinking about it in a complicated mood.
He remembered what Qin Wei looked like when he first entered the court, and then the child grew up overnight, and now this child can stand here and take on the sky, and he can't see a trace of panic and helplessness.
Is the old man old?
He patted his thigh lightly, deciding it was time to quit.
After all, the future of the Great Song Dynasty is the world of young people, who are old and have long been unable to keep up with this era.
It's just that before he sends a soldier, he still wants to leave this child with some strength that can protect himself.
“…… The problem of the Great Song Dynasty is that there is a lack of money, so it must go to sea. ”
Qin Wei continued to analyze: "But what's overseas? There are pirates, there are countries with bad intentions, and the maritime merchants of the Great Song Dynasty can't compare to the big cannibals. The Great Cannibal has been proficient in this way for many years, knows where there is danger, knows where there is money, so the Great Song Dynasty needs warships to go to sea to suppress all unruly. ”
Lu Yijian frowned and said, "The king knows that the sea is unpredictable, and if you are not careful, the entire fleet will be wiped out." ”
"But you can't give up eating because of choking, right?"
Qin Wei resisted Lu Yijian with a word.
Pang Ji said: "It is rumored that the Liao people are also building a water army. ”
The atmosphere in the hall suddenly became tense, this is bad news, the Great Song Dynasty was afraid that the Liao people would attack by water, so they wanted to divert the Yellow River.
Now the Liao people have revived the naval army, this is ......
"If the Liao people take the waterway, I am afraid that the coastal area will be noisy, and if they land, they will ......."
"How is the Dengzhou Water Army?"
Zhao Zhen remembered that the task of the Dengzhou Navy was to monitor the Liao people, and if they found that the other party was coming by water, they had to quickly report to the imperial court to deal with it.
As for resistance, the sea was so large that the Liao could choose the landing site at will.
Fan Zhongyan said: "Your Majesty, I'm afraid that the Dengzhou Navy will not be able to catch it. ”
Lu Yijian gritted his teeth and said: "I remember that in the years when the minister was a privy envoy, the Dengzhou Navy and the Liao people fought many times, and both sides tacitly agreed not to speak, but only to fight...... Since this is the case, let's provoke it and try how the Liao people's water army is. ”
Zhao Zhen hesitated.
That's the Liao!
Before Da Song was strong, he really didn't want to provoke this huge opponent, it wasn't that he was cowardly, but that his strength was really not enough.
"Your Majesty, let Qin Zhen and them go."
Qin Wei looked at Lu Yijian's eyes with more satisfaction, and felt that this divine assist had come at the right time.
Zhao Zhen remembered the worries of the Zai Fu, so he asked: "Qin Zhen and they are about to become an army, those naval armies are all novices, and they have never even been on the battlefield, but they are the opponents of the Liao?" ”
"Your Majesty, they just go and cheer."
Lu Yijian felt that things should be looked at separately, "It's like a box army, when they are about to fight, they are carrying heavy lives, but seeing that there are many people, the enemy army will also be weak!" ”
It's called holding people's heads.
Zhao Zhen moved, "Why don't you ...... Try? ”
So Qin Wei went to Jinmingchi again.
"The DPRK said that you are waiting for the box army on the sea, that is, you are going to support the head of the Dengzhou naval army, and you are the one who supports the scene, and there is no use for fart!"
Qin Wei's face was not very good-looking, but the soldiers below were about to explode.
"What? Say that we are supporting the scene for the Dengzhou Navy? Do they have that much face? ”
"I don't know who wins and who loses!"
"When Lao Tzu killed the enemy back then, those guys from the Dengzhou Navy were still fishing!"
"We're not a box army!"
"It's too much, this matter must have been done by Ouyang Xiu."
"Why?"
"Lu Yijian said last time that he wanted to go to Dengzhou to have a look, and said that the sea fish there were delicious......"
"There are a lot of sea fish to eat, sea cucumber, and abalone......"
"Sea fish is also delicious, but fine fish is not delicious! It's really not tasty. ”
“……”
The topic is not transferred by human will, and at the beginning of the conversation, how to make braised pork, a quarter of an hour later, maybe it is talking about how to treat constipation.
Qin Wei was full of black lines, walked forward, and stood without speaking.
Gradually the noise dissipated, and the discipline of the army made these sergeants can't help but stand up straight, this is Qin Zhen's credit, Qin Wei glanced at him, bowed his head slightly in approval, and then spoke.
"Some people say that we are waste, rice worms, not men......"
Qin Wei's roar echoed by the Jinming Pool, "Do you want to smoke them?" Do you want to? ”
The sergeants' faces were flushed, and that was a sign of anger.
"Yes!"
Qin Wei nodded slightly, and roared angrily: "Then go to the north, go and use your military exploits to smoke them, and their faces will be swollen, otherwise you will cut your own eggs, don't say that you are a man!" ”
"Good!"
"Swell their faces!"
"Grass damn it! Lao Tzu had to kill a few Liao people this time. ”
"Catch a few more turtles and give them to those people."
"Qin Shuai, when will you leave?"
"The villain can't wait."
Qin Wei said indifferently: "Prepare to carry your weight and set off in three days." ”
"Hurry up and check the warship, there's still something missing, hurry up!"
"Let's go!"
The soldiers went their separate ways in an orderly manner.
Zhao Yunrang, who happened to encounter this scene when he first came, stood beside Qin Wei and said thoughtfully: "Is this the case in the army?" Although the words are vulgar, they can make people's blood rush away. ”
"Gentle, the soldiers will stay away from you."
Qin Wei said: "The so-called Confucian generals are mostly bullshit, and the soldiers prefer to mingle with them and scold their mother's generals when they open their mouths." ”
"Don't believe in battlefield battles and the interest in writing poems, at that time my mind was full of murderous thoughts, and you are sure that you can see people in the poems that come out?"
Zhao Yunrang said thoughtfully: "In other words, most of those so-called lupine towels are imaginary? ”
He remembered that the former civil officials went down to lead the army, and they talked about it without saying anything, and that confident posture often made the king dizzy.
Qin Wei said with a smile: "Whether it is Wu Anjun or Li Jing, they are all together with their subordinates, eating and living together, and attacking the enemy army together...... Including Wei Qing and Huo Quai, have you ever seen who can win the battle with a fan on top of them? No. ”
"Those are just made up by later generations, what kind of lupine scarf, one arrow will make you hit the street."
Qin Wei said sneeringly: "So, if you want to become a famous general, the first thing is to mingle with the soldiers, otherwise the soldiers are alienated from you, and they will carry out your orders to the letter?" ”
"Wu Qi ......"
Zhao Yunrang blurted out: "Wu Qi sucks the pus from the wound for the sergeants under his command, so the soldiers serve their lives." Yes, you have to use your life to be a soldier, and you can't be high, otherwise there will be complaints below, what a famous general......"
Qin Wei nodded and smiled: "In the battle of Lanyuan back then, it was ineffective to say that it was up and down, but Zhenzong and the others didn't understand anything, and they were stunned from the heart, and they didn't lose that one." ”
No matter who was right and who was wrong back then, the biggest mistake was that the generals who led the army did not have absolute command.
Thinking about the future Chengzu Zhu Di, he will personally go to the front line to command in every battle, and after discovering the fighter, he will not hesitate to lead the elite to charge into battle.
This is the commander, if Zhenzong and the others were in that era, they would probably only be given to Chengzu to lead the horse.
Zhao Yunrang's blood gradually surged, and said, "I will also go into battle in the future." ”
"Uh...... Truth or say? ”
Qin Wei felt that this baby was probably impulsive.
"We'll see."
Qin Wei nodded, and the two of them checked the preparations for the navy again.
"Here comes the oil!"
A cart slipped into the camp, surrounded by soldiers who drove over to watch the lively people.
"Get out of the way, this is a big deal."
Oil has always been a luxury, and ordinary people are probably reluctant to put it when cooking, and the army is even more picky. The sergeants looked at the oil drums greedily, and someone muttered, "The one in the back seems to be leaking?" ”
"Take a look."
Several sergeants shouted, "There's an oil leak." ”
Someone laughed and ran over to get some oil to add to their dinner.
"That barrel of oil can't be eaten!"
"That's black oil!"
A sergeant scolded: "Damn! That's black oil, and if you eat it, you're going to die! ”
Several sergeants didn't believe it, but one of them went over, reached out and dipped some of the black oil into his mouth and tasted it.
"Phew!"
The sergeant scolded, "It stinks! ”
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