Chapter 360: Everyone is weird
"Wow, you're the new classmate, aren't you? I heard your name is Taylor and my name is SpongeBob SquarePants. ”
"Do you like crab burgers? My favorite is Crab Castle, I work at Crab Castle King, I am the chef of Crab Castle King~~~~"
"Oh my God, look at how many of my stars are almost squeezed out, and there's an egg in the corner over there, which is full of life, but Patrick has broken it before............"
Taylor, who was taking notes in class, endured the tireless nagging and self-talk of SpongeBob SquarePants next to him, and Mr. Puff didn't know what was going on next to him after introducing SpongeBob SquarePants just now, and the original table suddenly appeared in the middle of the last row, and now his table has become this yellow square.
Don't you think it's strange to be surrounded by fish?
Feeling that SpongeBob's appearance was a little weird, he glanced at the classmates who were dozing, deserting, and chatting with each other on both sides, and then glanced at the puff teacher who was talking and drawing to a ship model on the podium, and was surprised to find that SpongeBob SquarePants, who had no fish in the room, suddenly appeared and changed shapes.
What's going on?
Taylor, who was thinking, suddenly felt a burst of confusion in his fish brain, followed by a burst of clarity, he felt that he could think more about it, and he also began to recall some small bits and pieces of his past life, those stiff smiles.
What's going on?!!!
Taylor felt as if he had discovered a terrible secret.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but look at his current tablemates, who could currently see the few fish (sponges) with rich mental expression and exaggerated but somewhat regular.
"SpongeBob SquarePants, thank you for the butterfly fries and seaweed juice yesterday at noon."
Looking at SpongeBob SquarePants' silly and innocent smile, Taylor's two fish eyes rolled and asked tentatively.
"What?"
The grinning SpongeBob suddenly turned to look at Taylor, and then pretended to have his ears sideways, his mouth was round, and his exaggerated face made Taylor feel like he wanted to hit him.
"I can't hear what you say~~~~"
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Looking at SpongeBob's funny face, they felt a little more unhappy in their hearts, the world is starting to get weird, are you embarrassed to joke with me here?
He glanced at the puff teacher on the stage, and quietly amplified his voice and said.
"I said, thank you for the butterfly fries and seaweed juice at noon yesterday."
"Hahaha............"
As soon as Taylor's words fell, SpongeBob suddenly burst into laughter, laughing out loud, his cheeks were red, his eyes were crooked like the moon, his big red tongue was spit out, and saliva was flying everywhere.
The strange demonic laughter echoed throughout the classroom, and the students who were sleeping, deserting, and chatting all covered their ears and glared angrily at SpongeBob SquarePants who was making trouble.
Do you understand the rules!
Boom!
"SpongeBob SquarePants!!"
The puff teacher, who was interrupted from the lecture, slapped the podium with both fins, and even the model boat on the podium was shaken aside.
"Don't disturb your classmates, can't you learn from your tablemates?!"
"Hahaha............ Uh............"
SpongeBob SquarePants, who was laughing, stopped like a goose that had been choked by the neck, and then put on a posture of a good student listening attentively, and after staring for a moment, Mr. Puff retracted his gaze and continued to write and draw the ship model on the blackboard.
Taylor, who was taken aback, also put on a correct posture and planned to study hard. But at this moment, the voice of SpongeBob SquarePants suddenly came to his ears.
"Hahahaha, I knew you were going to play with me, you said that I must have won the game I guessed, because what you said was wrong, you obviously ate two crab roe burgers yesterday."
Crab Castle?
Still two?
Taylor's heart was shocked, and he continued to write and draw in his notebook silently. At this time, he suddenly felt that the class time was so long and tormenting, and he had a stomach full of things to say, but taking into account the puff teacher on the stage, the curiosity in his heart had overflowed his chest, and he vaguely felt that something seemed to be wrong.
Bell bell bell ............
The melodious bell rang, and all the students ran out, leaving SpongeBob and Taylor in the classroom to say hello to Mr. Puff, who followed the students away, leaving only a fish and a sponge.
On the way home, Taylor looked at SpongeBob SquarePants next to him and asked.
"SpongeBob SquarePants, are you sure you made two crab burgers that day?"
"SpongeBob SquarePants, are you sure you made two crab burgers that day?"
"Yes, I remember clearly, Squidward gave me half a pencil at that time, that's a very meaningful half pencil, half a pencil, oh ............"
With a smile on his face, he looked left and right, and replied as he stepped on SpongeBob SquarePants, who was making a fluttering sound, while looking at his own amusement.
Halfway through, SpongeBob suddenly stopped, and he said happily as he watched Taylor's long eyelashes flutter vividly.
"When Squidward gave me the order menu, it was written that there were two crab roe burgers, and Squidward's handwriting was really beautiful."
As he spoke, SpongeBob was dancing and gesturing, as if Squidward was his best friend in life and his favorite friend.
"yes, yes............"
Taylor smiled in response, but the uneasiness in his heart became more and more serious.
Soon walked to the tin room where Taylor was, and when Taylor opened the door and was about to say goodbye to SpongeBob SquarePants, a starfish wearing purple beach pants with a green base came from the other end of the road.
"Look! Mr. Taylor, that's my best friend, Patrick, and we've been playing together since we were kids. ”
After SpongeBob's brief introduction, before Taylor could react, he immediately beckoned to Patrick.
"Hi Patrick, here! Over here! ”
Patrick, who was on the other side of the street, saw SpongeBob SquarePants, walked over step by step, looked at Taylor again, and said to SpongeBob SquarePants with a humble face.
"Who's that, SpongeBob SquarePants?"
"That's my new friend, Mr. Taylor, who I met at the driving school, and he wrote a lot of notes."
"Really? That's amazing! ”
Looking at Patrick's appearance as a boss with a mountain on his back and his mouth open, Taylor scratched his head a little embarrassed.
"I'm just doing what a student does, Mr. Patrick, how do you want to be a student............ Words. ”
Taylor also thought about sending Big Star to popularize some methods of taking good notes to close the distance. As a result, as soon as he looked up at Patrick, Patrick was blind, his face was dull, and the corners of his mouth were dripping with a drop of saliva.
Tick tick
"Forehead ............"
Never mind............
After shaking his head helplessly, Taylor was about to go back to the house to brush his thoughts, so he said goodbye to SpongeBob SquarePants, and as soon as the door closed, Patrick, who was still sluggish, instantly returned to normal, and said to SpongeBob SquarePants in a bouncing manner.
"SpongeBob SquarePants, let's go catch jellyfish."
"Yes, yes!"
The two of them took out an arm-long jellyfish king from their palm-sized ass pockets, and then ran arm in arm towards the jellyfish field outside Beechburg.
"Patrick, Mr. Taylor is such a nice guy."
"Who's Mr. Taylor?"
"It's the new friend I just met, and you said hello to him."
"Where are the friends? I just met you, and I wanted to take you to catch jellyfish. ”
"Didn't you?"
"Nope!"
(End of chapter)