053: Scolding and running away with dirty things

Seeing Xiaopang looking like a shrew scolding the street, I hesitated for a moment, thought about it, forget it, forget it, forget it, there is something to carry together, there is evil to collide with, just scold it, who is afraid of whom!

"You dead guy who gave birth to a son and no asshole, you dare to come out everywhere to be scary, and you don't pee on yourself, are you worthy of our sister Xiaojuan? Are you worthy, are you worthy? "After thinking about it, I also continued to output swear words mercilessly;

"Yes, yes, what Fanzi said, what are you, don't pee and take care of yourself, are you worthy, are you worthy!" Chubby also continued to scold me on the topic;

Chubby and I let go of our voices and guts, and just put the dirty words in our mouths over and over again towards that shitty thing, scolding is really fucking cool;

As a result, we scolded and scolded like this, and the lights in the corridor and the duty room suddenly flashed, and they turned on;

The sudden light startled me and Chubby, and we subconsciously prepared to run into the duty room, but after reacting, we found that the originally dark corridor aisle and the duty room had returned to normal lighting;

What a situation! This phenomenon is strange to me and Chubby;

In this small area, it should normally be brightly lit, but it was dark before, and after we scolded this ghost, it returned to normal; I really don't understand; Could it be that this is a bad scolding for that thing, and it has decided to let us go;

Thinking about it, I thought of what an elder in the village told me when I was a child, that when encountering those things, people can't panic or be afraid; When a person is afraid, the fire in his body will become weak;

When the fire in the body is weak, those things will not be afraid of you, at this time there is a method that is more effective for those who are timid, that is, scolding, unscrupulous scolding, how ugly the scolding can be; The so-called people are afraid of ghosts for three points, and ghosts are afraid of people for seven points, as long as the momentum of people is enough, those who are timid will often be scared away; As for the bold! That, that.... Depend on your fate!

After asking Chubby, sure enough, this kid also thought of this statement at the time, so after understanding that there was something pestering Sister Xiaojuan, Chubby took the risk to try; I didn't expect it to work, it doesn't look like it's a daring ghost; That's good, that's good, I'm secretly glad in my heart;

Then we closed the door of the duty room again, and after waiting for a while the footsteps did not sound again, and the knock did not appear again, and it seemed that the thing was really scared away by us;

Sister Xiaojuan expressed her gratitude for our presence; I said this is what Chubby should do! After saying this, Sister Xiaojuan's face turned red; Chubby was also a little embarrassed, and waved his hand again and again to tell me not to talk nonsense;

"Hey, why are you here!" Sister Xiaojuan thought that we appeared at the funeral home and asked;

"It's Chubby..."Before I could finish speaking, Chubby quickly interrupted me and said that it was me who dropped the key here, and we came to get the key;

I had to pretend to rummage through our shelf, and find the key I had just put in under my pillow;

"Why don't you let Chubby accompany you on duty!" Before leaving, I said to Sister Xiaojuan;

Hearing me say this, Sister Xiaojuan's face was shy, but she didn't shake her head in disapproval; On the contrary, Xiaopang, this kid got cheap and behaved, saying that this is not suitable, a lonely man and a widow, and it is not good for Sister Xiaojuan's reputation to say it!

"What if the drunkard comes to trouble Sister Xiaojuan again," I asked Chubby;

"Otherwise, I'll be on duty for you tonight, why don't you go back first!" Xiaopang thought about it and proposed to Sister Xiaojuan;

Hearing Xiaopang say this, Sister Xiaojuan was also a little embarrassed to let us take the shift; waved her hand again and again and said that it was okay, she could handle it herself;

Sister Xiaojuan's tone of voice can feel the worry and fear in Sister Xiaojuan's heart, she should be afraid of embarrassing us, so she pretended to be calm;

"Hey, Chubby is right, or Chubby will send you back first, I'll take it over here, and I'll be on duty with Chubby when he comes!" I had to propose again, to be honest, I was still a little flustered when I said this, if Chubby left like this, I would be the only one left in the duty room, and if that thing appeared to trouble me again, I might not have the courage I had just now;

Sister Xiaojuan didn't want us to be embarrassed, we were worried about Sister Xiaojuan, and in the end we could only take a compromise solution, that is, I slept in the car with Xiaopang, and Sister Xiaojuan slept in the duty room; At night, if the family has anything to do with us, if there is anything on Sister Xiaojuan's side, just call us in time;

In this way, we stayed up with Sister Xiaojuan in the duty room until more than eleven o'clock, and the family members asked us to have sesame oil candles during the period, and there was nothing else to do after that; Chubby and I had to go back to the car, pull the van down the seats, and rest;

"Fanzi, you said that thing would not appear again!" Chubby asked me a little worriedly;

"Damn, I don't think he will go to Sister Xiaojuan if he appears!" I say;

"Why!" Chubby was a little confused about my words;

"Why, we scolded him so ruthlessly, if you want to find it, you will definitely come to us for revenge!" I guess;

"It's really fake, who are you talking about, could it be that man!" Chubby then asked;

"Who knows! It's really the man, maybe the man has taken a fancy to Sister Xiaojuan and wants to deal with Sister Xiaojuan! ”

"Damn, he doesn't want to live him!" Chubby scolded;

"It's dead!" I corrected this kid's words, thinking of the opportunities I created for this kid to get along with Sister Xiaojuan a few times before, this kid didn't grasp it, really, he deserves to be single!

Chubby and I chatted in the van for a while, and a strong sleepiness swept over me, and I couldn't help but fall asleep;

In the haze, I seemed to wake up from my sleep;

It was pitch black and I couldn't see clearly, so I reached out and touched the surroundings, and found that I was sleeping on the co-pilot;

I remembered that I fell asleep in the car with Chubby before I went to bed; Then I took out my phone from my trouser pocket, turned on the phone screen, and looked at the time, half past two in the morning;

I saw that it was still early and wanted to go back to sleep, but suddenly I noticed that it was very quiet in my ears;

I remember Chubby sleeping in the driver's seat next to me, just this kid's snoring, it should be very noisy, why is it so quiet at this time!

I thought I was using the screen of my phone to take a picture in the direction of the main driver; Through the faint light of the mobile phone screen, I found that the main driver's seat was empty; The little fat who was supposed to sleep next to me was not in the car at this time;

Where's this kid! Where did it go, I wondered in my heart;