Chapter 36: Not Everyone Wants to Be a Star
The six young people were having a good time, when suddenly there was a sound of "knock knock" slamming on the door, and everyone was startled, and they all stopped playing and looked towards the door.
Song Haowen hurriedly opened the door, and in an instant, a cold wind blew into the room wrapped in snowflakes, and everyone couldn't help but shiver. Just when everyone was suspicious, a fashionable beauty with coffee-colored deerskin boots, a snow-white mink fur coat, a red and yellow wool scarf, a toad glass, a Snow White hat, and a red face rushed in without a sound.
Everyone laughed as soon as they saw the visitor.
"It turns out that the big star is here, come over and warm your hands." Zhu Hongyu stood up and shouted.
Tian Yuxi was puzzled and asked, "Nana, didn't you say that you have a performance task today?" Why don't you go? ”
Tian Nana stomped the snowflakes on her feet, took off her coat and dusted it, and explained: "Originally, tonight was to perform at the Gongti, but because of this heavy snowfall, the event was temporarily canceled. I'll have to come here to have some fun. ”
Na Renhua sighed: "Nana, you are too busy now, we haven't seen each other for a long time. ”
Song Haowen grinned and said, "Sister Nana, you should be very envious of my current state now, actors are actually quite hard, especially the lack of freedom." ”
Tian Nana's eyes widened angrily when she heard this, and she said: "If you don't endure hardships and hardships, how can you become a master?" You're a lazy man who doesn't want to be motivated, and you're embarrassed to talk about me? ”
Tian Yuxi helped Song Haowen and said: "Everyone has their own ambitions. As long as you feel comfortable, not everyone wants to be a star. ”
"Sister, you still help him speak!" Tian Nana was dissatisfied: "Do you care about the grapevine? He doesn't show up in public, it's only been a few days? Now the gossip is flying. ”
Tian Yuxi asked in surprise: "What gossip?" She turned her head to look at Song Haowen. Is what Nana said true? ”
"What's really not true, as long as it's gossip, it's nonsense, there's nothing to do, care about that thing?" Song Haowen was dismissive.
Tian Nana sneered and said, "You really don't care? Do you know what's out there? ”
"What can you pass me on? Rumors stop at the wise man......"
"You stay in an ivory tower all day, where do you know the dark side of society. As long as the star does not show up for a period of time, everyone will feel abnormal, and then all kinds of conjectures will emerge. ”
"I'm a little curious, what are the Goldbach conjectures?"
"You really don't seem to care. Well, I'll talk about what Goldbach conjectures are in society about you. I hope you can be so calm after listening to it, and you don't care. One is that you are drunk and drag racing, have a car accident, lie in the hospital, life and death are uncertain, even if you don't die, you are very likely to become a vegetative person. ”
Song Haowen sneered. "I'm not qualified to get a driver's license yet, drunk driving, this lie is not level." He said in his heart, whether I drive or take a car in the future, I must be more careful, and I can't be as unlucky as Luosang and Xie Dajia in my previous life.
"Don't worry. The second is that you are morally corrupt, mess with the relationship between men and women, go in and out of entertainment and erotic clubs, socialize with multiple women at the same time, commit hooliganism, and are detained in the detention center, waiting for the court to sentence. ”
Except for Tian Nana, all the girls present changed color when they heard the words. Song Haowen was furious: "This is what the bastard of the lack of virtue said, I cursed his grandmother." He thought that it was absolutely impossible for him to make the mistake of being late to Zhang and regretting late in his previous life.
"What's more, the third is that you worship foreign countries, communicate with foreign countries, be bought by foreign beautiful spies, live under the skirt, have incurable venereal diseases, and secretly go abroad for treatment."
Song Haowen smiled angrily. He thought of the dedication of Wei and Peony Jiang in his previous life, because they were away from the audience for a period of time, and they were so suspicious by fans, although they were all slandered in the end, but the bad influence was still difficult to eliminate for a long time. As for the venereal diseases that people say cannot be cured, they are different from traditional venereal diseases, and they are AIDS that has just been introduced from abroad and only been recognized by people after a few years.
"Don't be happy. And there's more. Fourth, it means that you are greedy for pleasure, do not want to forge ahead, like to be a cowherd, happy to be a junior, and you are also raised by a rich woman, hiding in the gentle township and self-intoxication. ”
"Phew, I think ah, I'm not a breeder of dog and little fresh meat, let alone Tang monk meat, which female goblin can take a fancy to me?"
"You don't have to be humble. As long as you nod your head, there are a lot of perverted women and rich women who will chase after you to support you. Na Renhua scoffed.
"Fifth, it means that you are homosexual with so-and-so."
"Fuck the rainbow fart!" Song Haowen was furious.
"That's not all there is to it. …… Later, your gay partner finds out that you are in a relationship with a female celebrity again, and they eat both sexes, and they quarrel with you at the banquet, and the two of them fight, he stabs you with a fruit knife, and finally, you are hospitalized, and he kills himself......"
"Don't say it, I can't stand it anymore. This is all about pulling everything on me, I am wronged, even more wronged than Dou E. Song Haowen lamented.
"Also, you participated in a celebrity costume veneer ball, and you were caught ...... fornication and fan absorption"