Chapter 17 Zhu Qizhen, look at the trick (don't watch it when you eat, please read it!) )

"Zhu Qiyu! A vicious person like you is also worthy of the surname Zhu! Zhu Qizhen gritted his teeth.

Shi Biao came to report.

In front of the Anding Gate, the Queen Mother stood there.

Shi Heng didn't dare to fire the cannon, fearing that the cannon fire would hurt the Empress Dowager Sun, so he sent his nephew to tell the emperor.

"Boom! Boom! ”

Zhu Qizhen's eyes were grim: "The Queen Mother must be considerate of my hardships." ”

"Obey the order!"

Shi Biao rushed away.

However.

As soon as Shi Biao came out of the Guiji Gate, there was a fire in front of him!

A fire broke out in the temple of inchi.

He knew that something was wrong, his uncle Shi Heng was attacking Andingmen, and the Renzhi Hall was on fire, which was equivalent to cutting off the back road.

Because they did not enter the Fengtian Hall for a long time, the soldiers were already worried in their hearts.

If the fire cuts off the road again, I am afraid that my faith will be shaken.

He had to return to the Mukden Gate.

"Rubbish!"

Zhu Qizhen was furious at Shi Biao: "Pick a few dead soldiers, rush over and tell Shi Heng that if he can't open the Anding Gate, he will die there!" ”

A trace of anger flashed in Shi Biao's eyes, without the help of our father and son, what would you Zhu Qizhen do to attack the imperial city and use your head?

"Go! Get lost! ”

Zhu Qi was in a mess.

Then he looked at Fengtianmen viciously......

Syllable!

But at this time.

A strange sphere, emitting an incomparably foul smell, streaked across the sky like a meteor, and smashed into Zhu Qizhen's face skillfully and skillfully!

It was soft, and when it touched his face, it turned into a large pie and stuck to half of his face.

Zhu Qizhen was just about to speak, his mouth was half-open, and just a part of it went into his mouth.

What is it?

Zhu Qizhen was also stunned, why did this thing fall from the sky?

It seems like...... Is it stinky?

"The Emperor?"

Shi Biao called him, Zhu Qizhen subconsciously turned around, and the big cake on his face actually slipped down, and his jaw and beard were all over.

Subconsciously, Zhu Qizhen was about to open his mouth to speak, his upper and lower jaws moved, and he just chewed, and swallowed part of his mouth into his stomach.

Shi Biao was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes widened: This thing seems to be a little familiar? See you every day!

"Yes, it's persimmon?" Shi Biao couldn't help laughing, he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and held back.

The soldiers around were also dumbfounded, wasn't the emperor Hongfu Qitian? How can you get persimmon balls? Or did it fall from the sky?

Persimmon?

Vomit!

Zhu Qizhen also realized it, his eyes widened suddenly, and he opened his mouth and vomited wildly.

It turned out that there were too many on his face.

If you open your mouth, you will enter your mouth.

He vomited as he went inside.

The two form a cycle.

Originally, there were only persimmons on his face, but after he vomited a few times, his face was mixed with persimmons and vomit, and the taste could not be described in words.

Shi Biao saw it in his eyes, and he also felt his stomach surge, and he opened his mouth and vomited, it was too disgusting.

"Zhu Qiyu, I am inseparable from you!"

Zhu Qizhen vomited all the acid water in his stomach, making his face all over, and the stench alone smoked him to death.

Fortunately, Liu Ju, the godson of the eunuch Liu Yongcheng, did not think the emperor was dirty, and wiped Zhu Qizhen's face with his sleeve.

Zhu Qizhen felt a little better, although he couldn't wash it immediately without water, it was better than that thing on his face.

But!

Suddenly there are a lot of "persimmon cannons" in the sky!

It looks like it was thrown by hand!

Specially smashed Zhu Qizhen!

Zhu Qizhen had just cleaned up, but he was hit in the face again!

This time it's a big deal.

It's dark black, and I don't know how long the inventory has been backlogged, and it can be suffocating when you smell it.

But Zhu Qizhen's whole face was full.

In the hair, on the beard, all persimmons!

The smell went straight to the heavenly spirit cover.

Zhu Qizhen sniffed unconsciously, and a lot of dark black things were sucked into his nasal cavity.

When he landed, he shook a few times, and sat down on the stone bricks with a pop, and it was pitch black in front of him, and in a trance, he seemed to see his father......

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty!"

Liu Ju also let go out in order to get out, and wiped it with his sleeve a few times, but he couldn't wipe it clean.

He was worried that the Emperor Taishang would be suffocated to death.

Straight on the tongue!

Prosperous!

After a while, when Zhu Qizhen finally breathed in the fresh air, he slowly opened his eyes, only to see Liu Ju shyly shyly his face!

I felt even more disgusted, and my stomach spasmed, so I opened my mouth directly and spit out Liu Ju's face.

"Zhu Qiyu, I'm going to punish you!"

"I'm going to punish your nine clans!"

"Punish your ten clans!"

Zhu Qizhen's lung cavity was about to burst, and he was supported by Liu Ju and stood up slowly.

When Cao Qin saw this scene, he was jealous, and he knew how good it would be for him to rush up to help Zhu Qizhen clean up.

"Artillery! Boom! ”

Liu Ju wiped his face and sprinkled all his anger on Fengtianmen: "Stand up and crawl over if you are not afraid of death!" The Emperor will have a heavy reward! ”

This made Zhu Qizhen really anxious.

Zhu Jianshen saw his own father, who was almost drowned by persimmons, and the whole person was dumbfounded.

Is Your Majesty crazy? How to humiliate the emperor so much!

Those are the eunuchs' persimmons!

The persimmons pulled out by the eunuchs who were inferior to pigs and dogs were thrown out by the guards and smashed in the face of the emperor......

Anyway, my father is also the emperor!

Where is the dignity of the emperor?

If it is passed out, who will obey the imperial power in the future?

The imperial power has lost its mystique, is the emperor still the emperor?

Your Majesty, what is he going to do?

When he looked at Zhu Qiyu again, he couldn't help but shudder, the emperor was really crazy!

Zhu Qiyu's face was gloomy like water.

The temple of inchi is also lit!

Jingying hasn't come yet!

Yu Qian, you are really my minister!

"Back to Your Majesty, Mrs. Zhu brings it!"

Zhu Qiyu saw that a middle-aged young man was holding an old woman and a little girl, with firm steps and full of confidence.

is really similar to her father, looks alike, behaves alike, and looks more similar, no wonder Yu Qian is unusual, preferring women over men.

"Zhu Yu's greetings to Your Majesty."

Xuan Ying knelt down and saluted, neither humble nor arrogant.

Even though the artillery roared and the palace walls were crumbling, Xuan Ying's face was not half afraid, and his face was full of innate calmness.

It's a pity.

He looks like a man, and the corners of his mouth are black fluff, like a beard. If there is a bit of color, it is not bad to enter the palace to serve me.

Zhu Qiyu shook his head in disappointment and waved his hand to get them up: "I am going to die here today, and you will also be buried with you, are you afraid?" ”

"Courtiers are not afraid." Xuan Ying said calmly.

"Good! There is the wind of the Father! ”

Zhu Qiyu looked at Zhu Ji's mother again: "Old Madam Zhu, are you afraid?" ”

The old lady shuddered, and said with a cry that she was not afraid, trembling.

"Don't be afraid."

"It's just death!"

"Eight years ago, Warat attacked the city of Beijing!"

"I stood on the wall and looked at the army."

"Hundreds of miles of joint operation, 200,000 elite troops!"

"At that time, I was ready to burn all the jade and stones, and I was determined to die with Beijing City and Daming."

"Eight years have passed, but time has changed."

"But I'm still not afraid!"

"If the rebels break the palace gate, I will be the first to die!"

"Death is terrible!"

Zhu Qiyu stood with his sword in his hand and said generously: "You guys, don't be afraid!" It is your glory to be able to die with me! ”

He looked around at the Praetorian Guards.

Many of them shrank their heads, their faces full of fear.

Many eunuchs didn't dare to look at Zhu Qiyu's eyes.

Mrs. Zhu and her daughter were about to faint in fright.

Oh, coward.

"The concubine is willing to die with His Majesty!"

Only Xuan Ying said generously: "Your Majesty is heroic, he is the co-lord of the world, and the subjects obey him, and the concubine can die with His Majesty, and it will be immortal!" ”

Bang!

But at this moment, a gap was blasted out of the palace wall.

A dead man crept in.

"Emperor, quickly withdraw, withdraw to the Qianqing Palace!" Wang Qin, who returned from setting fire to Renshou Palace, knelt in front of Zhu Qiyu and hugged Zhu Qiyu's legs.

It's been an hour and a half!

No matter how you calculate it, Yu Qian should come.

But he didn't come, which means that he also gave up on me!

What's the use of delaying it for another half an hour?

Without Yu Qian's Jingying to quell the rebellion, no matter how much it is delayed, it will only survive for a few hours, and it is better to die vigorously.

Zhu Qiyu kicked Wang Qin away, with a resolute face: "Death is death, there is something terrible!" ”

"The emperor has the emperor's way of dying."

"Prince!"

"Come here!"

"I'll give you a step first!"

"Then, I'll go to Huangquan Road to look for you! You're not alone! ”

"Come on!"

He beckoned to Zhu Jianshen and asked him to come over.

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wrote a chapter [Yu Qian], which doesn't meet the rhythm of the book, so I won't put it in the text, put it in this chapter, upload it immediately, and take a look if you like it.