About Oscar's character
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Okay, let's start the text.
I saw that there are many readers who are wondering why Oscar's martial spirit is not a sausage.
By the way, I also give a little science popularization to readers who have just started to read it.
First of all, this book was originally a combination of novels and comics (because the author has read both, and after so long, the plot impression has been somewhat integrated), and secondly, the sausage martial soul of Oscar in the original novel has never been thunderous, disgusting, and bt???
Maybe everyone has no impression of his martial soul soul skills, so I'll help the lazy everyone.
First of all, the comic version of the soul technique and soul spell, I won't focus on it here, but I'll talk about it briefly.
Cute fragrant tender tofu. Restore soul power tender tofu.
Young and beautiful with a clove of garlic. Detoxifying sweet garlic.
Flying real mushrooms like wings. Flying mushrooms.
Hot babes are spicy hot babes are spicy. Raging peppers.
The author of the back hasn't seen it yet, but the author's current progress, these four are enough.
Then there's the fictional version of the soul technique soul spell.
The following are Oscar's nine soul skills, and the author will arrange them one by one in the form of "soul spell + soul skill name":
Lao Tzu has a big sausage. Restore large sausages.
Lao Tzu has a small sausage. Detoxify small dachshunds.
Lao Tzu has a mushroom intestine. Flying mushroom sausages.
Lao Tzu has a pink sausage. Excited pink sausage.
Lao Tzu has a dark green intestine. Beyond the limits of dark green intestines.
Lao Tzu has a mirror intestine. Replicate the mirror intestine.
Firm firm golden flies. Strong golden flies.
Lao Tzu has a caterpillar. Crystal caterpillar intestines.
Lao Tzu has a diamond intestine. More than half of the diamond intestines.
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Just look at it in this column, dare to ask which one dares to say that it is not disgusting??? The cigar martial spirits of Dou Er and Caitou are also similar to this, and the style is exactly the same, leaving me speechless.
Oh, and the golden fly is viagra. (This author also barely guessed it by reading the comments of the readers of the original book and the obscene dialogue of the brothers in the original book)
May I ask these nine soul skills and soul spells, which one will not give people a fixed association, and which one will not make people feel that their spirit is offended.
There is an even more outrageous one, that is, the seventh soul skill is strong golden fly, and the matching gestures are different from the orchid fingers of the other eight soul skills, but there is another set ^v^
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Here is the original text:
[Oscar opens his feet, squats down slightly, takes a deep breath, makes fists with his hands, arms straight in front of his chest, palms down.]
Yellow, yellow, purple, purple, black, black, black, the seven best soul ring ratios quietly appeared on him. The martial spirit has been released. It seems that there is nothing special about the current Oscar, and there is even a bit of sacredness in the expression on his face.
But then the whole process of releasing his soul technique was stunned by the companions who watched it.
The outstretched arms were suddenly withdrawn, and the fists were also flipped over, palms up, until they reached the waist, and the arms were withdrawn while making obscene waist movements.
"Firm, firm, golden fly."
When he shouted the word golden fly, his left fist was withdrawn to his waist, his right arm was raised and straightened, his right hand was clenched into a fist, and only a middle finger was flicked up to point obliquely at the sky.
Looking at Oscar's appearance, everyone finally understood why he had been grinding and refusing to let everyone see his seventh soul skill, if I had to describe it in one sentence, that is, there is no most obscene, only more obscene.
Ning Rongrong fell directly into Xiao Wu's arms with a blank face. The faces of the others became extremely strange, their facial muscles twitched, and they forced themselves to laugh, but they really couldn't help it.
The seventh soul ring on his body also shone brightly, and in an instant, the golden light instantly spread to Oscar's body, and then surged back to the tips of the middle fingers of his right hand, gradually condensing and forming.
A golden fly the size of a soybean grain appeared on his middle finger out of thin air, and the golden light on Oscar's body disappeared with it. 】
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Let's just say, this kind of action and this description, if you remove the clothes, what is the difference between it and dew/yin/fetish?
As for it?
Oscar's character is set in three old students, I think it's okay......?
Dai Mubai, scumbag, coward; (Fiction Version)
Ma Hongjun, Piao guest, promiscuity; (Fiction Version)
Dare to ask Oscar whether he went to gamble or piao or deceived other people's feelings, deserves to be so hacked?
In order to highlight Tang San's Bingqing Yujie, he really stepped on the Oscar.
Not necessarily, not really.
However, after writing for so long, the author suddenly regretted using the setting of the comic version.
Let's just say, I changed the name to ham sausage, starch sausage, pork sausage, smoked sausage, crispy sausage, corn sausage or something...... Slippery. (If any of the same authors use this setting to tell me, I'll be there for it ( ́▽'))
By the way, add a few more adjectives of all kinds, and get rid of a soft wide (playing money!) If you don't look hungry, it's the author's job (laughs)
I don't know if there is a prototype for Oscar, which old reader or which friend of the author of the original book?
The author can only say that if the Oscars have a prototype, then the person who provided the inspiration is really the victim of the criticism.
If not...... The author can only make reasonable guesses here (well, with a little malice), probably emphasizing what is missing.
Above.
By the way, declare.
The author doesn't have much prejudice against the original work, otherwise he wouldn't be so conscientious in clearing mines and making up bugs, but some can't stand it.