"Knock knock... Xiao An, your phone. ”

When Lu An looked at the mahjong diary, Aunt Sun's voice came from outside the door.

Lu An put down the diary, put the pen back to its original state, and walked out of the door: "My cousin's? ”

Aunt Sun didn't speak, stretched out her finger and pointed outside the house, and then went back to her room.

Knowing that people have always been of this nature, he didn't care, trotted to the first floor and picked up the earpiece:

"Hey, hello."

"Hello, is this Mr. Luan?" On the opposite side is a female voice.

Luan said, "Yes. ”

The nurse opposite told him: "This is the City Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine, and your cousin is in Room 305 on the third floor of the inpatient department." ”

Lu An was a little surprised, it turned out that the "to suffer a little" in Ye Run's mouth was to go to the hospital.

"Mr. Lu, Mr. Lu, are you still there?" Seeing that he didn't reply, the nurse asked.

"Yes."

Lu An responded and asked, "What is my cousin's illness?" ”

The nurse didn't hide it: "It's a problem with the urinary system, and the operation is performed here." ”

Lu An felt incredible and blurted out: "Urinary system? Not the reproductive system? ”

In his subconscious, he always thought that if this little cousin didn't get sick, it would be okay, and if he got sick, it would definitely be venereal disease and kidney disease, which was the retribution that he deserved.

The nurse was a little confused and explained, "It's the urethra and bladder that have problems,"

Lu An asked with concern: "Is it serious?" How's it going? ”

The nurse said, "Mr. Lu, when the patient does not have to, he generally does not choose to have surgery. ”

Yes, this question is asked in vain.

After chatting a few more words, after Lu An gave the old man on the phone a dollar, he hurried out of the TV station's family home and rushed to the Chinese medicine hospital.

When he got off the bus outside the hospital, he wondered if he should buy some gifts.

For example, flowers, fruits, etc.

This cousin was romantic by nature and loved roses and lilies.

Luan once asked him, "Why do you like roses and lilies?" ”

Uncle Cousin replied like this: "The rose represents the woman, and the lily is the wild one, the meaning of fighting in the field, you are young, you don't understand." ”

Lu An, who was a freshman in high school, was thinking: Is this what people say?

Speaking of flowers, in the corner of his eye, he found that there were some scattered wild chrysanthemums growing in the vegetable garden on the side of the road, light yellow and yellow, which was quite beautiful.

It's a pity that the amount is a little less, otherwise it would be good to wrap the bastard's hospital bed around, Lu An thought like this, and walked into a grocery store:

"Boss, how do you sell these fresh oranges?"

The boss looked up at him, and then lowered his head to eat: "2 cents a catty." ”

Lu An asked, "Is it sour or not?" ”

Everyone else asked if it was sweet or not, but this tooth actually asked if it was sour, and the boss raised his head again: "Sweet." ”

Later, he added: "No sweet, no money." ”

Luan ended up buying a bag of apples next door and going to the hospital.

The boss looked at his back and was confused, could it be that the world has changed now? When you go to the hospital to visit a patient, you still have to buy sour oranges?

He had been to the hospital a few times in his previous life, and he was quite familiar with it, and when he came to the inpatient department 305, he saw a nurse wiping his face when he entered the door.

Seeing someone suddenly break in, the nurse glanced at him, put down the towel, lowered her head and gathered her white coat and left.

Lu An took out an apple, wiped it with his sleeve, sat on the head of the bed and took a bite and said, "This apple is so sweet." ”

His eyes wandered back and forth in a bag of apples, and Lu Xueping finally looked up at the ceiling.

Lu An said: "If I wasn't dazzled just now, your hands seem to be inside other people's clothes?" ”

Lu Xueping withdrew his gaze from the ceiling, "Isn't this your cousin's routine operation?" You kid hasn't grown up yet? Is this also surprising? ”

Lu An asked, "How many days have you known each other?" ”

Lu Xueping watched him eat apples, "Two days." ”

Lu An was curious: "I hooked up in two days, what method did I use?" ”

Lu Xueping said calmly: "She was also there when I had the operation, I was seen by her, of course I have to see it back, otherwise I won't die?" Buying and selling at a loss, our old Lu family has never done it. ”

This logic is very powerful, Lu An admired, "How many days will it take to be discharged from the hospital?" ”

Don't bother to ask how the condition is, the scene just now proves that this bastard can't die at all.

Lu Xueping said: "Not so fast, I have to have surgery once a week? ”

Luan stopped eating the apple.

Lu Xueping gestured with both hands, and recalled with a painful face: "A wire of such a length heated up and inserted into my urethra, penetrated inward into the bladder, and burned my bladder wall. ”

Lu An asked, "No anesthetic?" ”

Lu Xueping shook his head: "They said I had high blood pressure and couldn't fight." ”

Lu An was a little stunned: "Don't you exercise often?" Have high blood pressure at this age? ”

Lu Xueping put down his hands: "Blame me for this, I'm too focused, and I don't usually exercise in the right place." ”

Hearing this bullshit, Lu An almost hurt himself and asked about the matter:

"Tell me, what are you looking for from me? Or can I help you with something? ”

Lu Xueping said: "I need money. ”

Lu An immediately stood up, took out all the money on his body, counted it, and then put him on the head of the bed:

"7 pieces of 6, less is a little less, but this is all my belongings, the courtesy is light and affectionate, don't dislike it."

Then he pointed to the apples: "I don't think you can eat apples like this, I'll go to the next ward one by one and sell them, and I should be able to exchange them for a few cents." ”

Lu Xueping was so angry that he spoke for a long time before he spoke: "There are 30 collector's records on the lower floor of my wardrobe, you take 10 copies and sell them at Changfeng Audio Store." ”

Lu An asked, "You came to me for this?" ”

Lu Xueping nodded.

Lu An was puzzled: "Why didn't you sell it yourself before the operation?" ”

Lu Xueping said: "The boss is a bit withdrawn and often absent, and I haven't met it a few times. ”

Lu An asked, "Is 10 enough?" ”

Lu Xueping said: "Enough, the unit price is less than 180 and it will not be sold." ”

Lu An understood in seconds: "That boss is an old-fashioned record enthusiast?" ”

Lu Xueping nodded again: "Not only is the boss an audiophile, but the record enthusiasts in Baoqing City go to him to find good things, which can be regarded as a record distribution center." ”

Lu An didn't ask again, picked up a bag of apples and went back to the TV station's family home.

Knocking on the door again, Aunt Sun changed into an evening dress, and her hair was obviously carefully combed, and Lu An knew at a glance that the other party must have a dance party tonight.

After a brief greeting, Lu An went into the bedroom and found the record.

The moment the closet door opened, he was stunned.

There are not only collector's editions of old-fashioned records, but also all kinds of videotapes, stacked at least 500 boxes.

Lu An randomly took a few boxes of videotapes to check and found that none of them were serious.

These records aside, these tapes are probably worth a lot of money, right? He suddenly had an intuition, as if he had found the secret of his cousin's money.

Looking for a girlfriend, playing mahjong, eating and drinking lavishly, all of which are money, to say that this person is not open source, how can it be enough to rely on the dead salary of the TV station?

Picking out 10 records and putting them in his school bag, after thinking about it, he took another box of videotapes with him.

ps: The grades are very bad, please catch up.