The first examination room is on the 4th floor.

Leaving the 4th floor and coming to the 3rd floor, Lu An and Liu Hui, who were still talking and laughing just now, instantly fell into peace.

The two are not strangers, but they are not so familiar, and they are even competitive to some extent.

Slowly walking to the second floor, Lu An broke the deadlock and said, "The bird doesn't fall, thank you." ”

To say thank you is to thank her for saving the scene just now.

shouted that the bird does not fall, in order to pull in the relationship between the two. After all, it's a nickname, so it's not so serious, and it's easy to break the balance line in your heart.

Liu Hui is a very smart girl, she almost understood what he meant, and said with a shallow smile:

"Mr. Lu, I'll call you Mr. Lu in the future, you are very popular."

Lu An looked modest: "Don't, don't, we're old guys, don't bury me like this, I can't afford to mess with them." ”

Hearing this, Liu Hui smiled even sweeter, "Mr. Lu's use of the word "we" is very meaningful, but it is because of this that he says that he is amazing. ”

Not wanting to dwell on this topic anymore, Lu An asked curiously, "How did you find out just now?" ”

Liu Hui glanced at him: "Mr. Lu is testing this little woman?" ”

Lu An was very depressed, and said half-truths: "I feel that you are not sincere in your words, how can you continue to talk this day?" No wonder we've known each other for so many years, and we're still nodding friends. ”

Liu Hui lowered his head and walked forward, and said with a smile: "I once saw Meng Qingshui's sister visiting the First Department Store with you, and the relationship was very intimate, but you and Meng Qingshui kept pretending not to know each other at school.

There is an idiom that can describe this phenomenon very well, called three hundred taels of silver here. ”

Lu An is embarrassed, is this IQ crushing?

Li Dong and Ye Run didn't see through their relationship with him so closely, but they didn't expect an outsider to easily break it.

Luan was dying: "It's a colloquialism. ”

Liu Hui didn't argue with him, but changed another word: "Cover your ears and steal the bell." ”

Lu An sighed and asked later, "In addition to Meng Qingshui, what else?" ”

Liu Hui said mysteriously: "Our relationship hasn't reached that point yet, it's just a nodding acquaintance when we meet, and it's easy for Mr. Lu to misunderstand." ”

Lu Ann was speechless.

This girl is really not big-minded, revenge is not overnight, she just choked on the words, and immediately returned the original words.

Unknowingly, he had arrived at the school gate, and when Liu Hui saw his parents who came to pick him up, he immediately waved goodbye: "Mr. Lu, goodbye." ”

Lu An wanted to call this girl to eat stewed goose in an iron pot, but after seeing the other party's parents, he also swallowed back the words that came to his mouth.

When the person walked away, Li Dong began with a "", and asked in shock: "No, brother, you actually have a leg with Meng Qingshui?"

When did you two start? How did I not know? ”

Ye Run was also in the dark about this matter before, and it wasn't until Lu An told her some time ago that "Meng Qingshui is chasing him" and was half-convinced.

Ignoring Ye Run's knife-like eyes, Lu An stuffed the book into her arms.

I was still thinking in my heart: Ping is flat, but Ping has the benefits of Ping, which is conducive to putting books, and it is better to be flat when you gain and lose, and you don't use them anyway.

Sin, sin.

In the next moment, he secretly chanted Amitabha.

What the hell are you thinking?

Why do you keep thinking about women's bodies lately?

It seems that I have tasted the taste of meat, and I have become ready to move after not touching a woman for so long.

He stretched his long waist and said, "What do you want to know?" Brother, remember, in the future, if a good-looking girl appears next to me, she will definitely have an idea for me. ”

Li Dong once again groaned, "Lao Tzu will not play with you in the future, I, Li Dong, swear that the university will stay away from you bastard." ”

Lu An stretched out his hand and pressed his head, and pushed him away in disgust: "Who cares about you, just have Ye Run with me, I'm hungry for her cooking." ”

Ye Runzhi rolled his eyes: "Stay away from me, I don't want to be your slave and light bulb 24 hours a day." ”

Li Dong suddenly laughed, "Look, look, we still have to Ye Run."

Ye Run! I support you, we must stay away from this woman harvester, and the university does not follow him to the same city. ”

They went to the farmer's house at the bottom of the mountain and bought a goose at a high price, and the three of them worked all afternoon to bring it to the table.

The goose is braised in yellow, and the fragrant aroma of meat makes the three of them almost hungry.

Li Dong walked impatiently around the courtyard, and finally pointed to his watch and shouted: "It's 6 o'clock, why hasn't Meng Qingshui come yet, I'm dying of hunger on dog days." ”

Lu An had just come out of the shower at this time, and waved his big hand: "Then don't wait, let's have dinner." ”

Ye Run asked him, "Did you tell Meng Qingshui?" Why don't you go and call her home, it's not very far anyway, and it's quick to come over now. ”

Lu An shook his head: "No need to fight, if she wanted to come, she would have come over a long time ago, how could it have dragged on until now."

There must be something of her own, come, let's drink and eat today. ”

Seeing that Lu An had already started, Li Dong immediately ran over, and as soon as he sat down, he picked up the big goose head and gnawed it.

Eating goose heads, this is his unique hobby, just like peeking at a woman's big ass, there is a different kind of happiness.

This night, both Ye Run and Li Dong were drunk by him.

Looking at the goose meat that was still more than halfway there, Lu An reached out and rubbed his round belly, he really couldn't eat it, so he gave up.

Afraid of rats, he hoisted the goose meat into the patio as always.

Then he carried Ye Run to the bed and threw Li Dong on the sofa, everything was fine, and he read the book by himself.

“tingting”

Just after 8 p.m., the newly purchased BB machine made a sound for the first time.

Lu An picked it up and took a look, immediately guessed who it was, and hurriedly ran to the public phone booth outside to make a call.

Dial and wait.

Boom. Boom.

Two clicks are all it takes.

"Luan?"

"Eh, Sister Yu, it's me."

"The lottery is still a few days away, when are you coming over?"

"I'll go to Changshi tomorrow morning to take the train."

"You bought a ticket?"

"Not yet, I want to go to Changshi to buy it now."

Yu Guanzhi pondered for a while and instructed: "You buy it and call me, and I will arrange someone to pick you up when the time comes." ”

That's what Lu Ann wanted: "Okay, thank you." ”

After 10 o'clock in the evening, Ye Run woke up.

She opened her eyes and looked at the ceiling, then at the bed beneath her, and finally got up and asked someone, "I'm drunk, how did you put me in bed?" ”

Lu An, who was reading a book, did not reply: "Hold it in." ”

Ye Run's white teeth bit his lower lip, stared at his side face and said, "Thank you this time, even if I get drunk in the future, you are not allowed to touch me." ”

Lu An nodded violently like a little chicken: "Mmmmmmmm, I remembered, next time I will let you sleep on the ground." ”

"Bastard." Ye Run scolded in a low voice, reached out and picked up the book and left.

"Bastard, you won't touch me when I'm drunk." As soon as Ye Run was discharged from the hospital, Li Dong learned her tone and was dead and weird there.

A man is not a woman, Lu An is not used to it at all, and he smashed the book and said, "You should go back, Li Erxia has just come."

She thought you died at my house, and said that she would use the New Year's money to buy you a wreath to celebrate the death of the second brother. ”

These words are completely in line with Li Erxia's character of the ghost girl, Li Dong didn't doubt it at all, so angry that he scolded Li Erxia and her mother on the sofa, scolded for a long time and scolded for being comfortable, and finally sneakily came over and said:

"Brother, I'll tell you a piece of news."

"Say."

"Listen, listen, I'm going to talk."

"Don't grind, let it go if you have a fart."

"I'm in love, do you hear me? You are shocked not shocked, surprised not surprised! Jealousy or not? Li Dong's voice was very loud, almost roaring.

Luan looked up at him, judging if he was crazy?

Li Dong reached out and grabbed his shoulder, shook it to the left, and shook it to the right: "I'm in love, do you hear?" Fall in love earlier than you! That's the point, fall in love before you! ”

Niang Xipi, everyone was about to be stunned by him, Lu An opened him: "Stop, who do you have a crush on?" ”

Li Dong didn't say who it was this time, but just showed off very much: "Ha! Keep it a secret first! Now is not the time, when I have time, I will call her to have a meal with you and Ye Run. ”

Lu An was stunned: "Are you really?" ”

Li Dong patted his chest and held his head high: "What do you call it real?" That must be true!

In the past, beautiful girls revolved around you, and you said that I Li Dong was very happy in my heart, I am a man, and I am also ambitious. ”

Lu An asked, "Do I know each other?" ”

Li Dong said: "Hey! Don't think about clichés. ”

Lu An smiled and said, "That's not it, but you still don't let the girl meet me, otherwise you won't be in love again." ”

"Damn, if you dare to be disrespectful to me again, I'll go to your hall to pee." Li Dong said, stroking his hands and unbuttoning the belt buckles, looking rampant.

"Mom! Mother! Oh no! Li Dong is incontinent! At this time, Li Erxia suddenly poked his head in from the door, and then shouted at No. 8 Guifei Lane.

"You dead girl, I have to shoot you to death today!" Li Dong was angry and angry, turned around and chased after him with his big buttocks.

Looking at the buttocks, which was fatter than a sow, Luan fell into deep thought. His instinct told him that what the two had just said was the truth.

But who the hell is it?

Which hapless girl is it?

I thought about it for a long time and didn't figure out who it was, and it was useless to pick out my memory, so I was too lazy to think about it and continued to review geography.

The next day.

Before dawn, Luan got up on his feet.

Divide 5,000 dollars into 3 parts.

1,000 pieces in the pocket of shorts. This is the boxer he bought some time ago, and he went to the tailor shop to have someone sew a pocket.

No way, it's not easy to go far away this year, you have to be careful, this 1000 is the last life-saving money.

3,000 pieces are stored separately in the bag.

The last 1,000 pieces are divided into the pockets of the underwear.

Then put the cosmetics such as wigs and mustaches that you have prepared in advance into your bag. Asia's four evil arts, in his previous life, his youngest daughter loved to fiddle with imitation at home, saying that it was a university club activity, he felt novel, and he also learned some fur, not to mention how proficient the technology is, I think it is enough in this year.

The youngest daughter once showed him a self-media video, there is a female blogger's imitation skills, which is called a powerful one, you can play Andy Lau, you can play Michael Jackson, you can play Gu Tianle, and the vividness of everyone's appearance and language imitation is level.

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