Chapter 400, Spring Heart Sprouts (Ask for Subscription!) )
Anyone who drinks alcohol knows that they are not afraid of drinking too much, and they are most taboo to drink miscellaneous.
I drank 2 bottles of beer in the box in front of me, and just now I poured half a bottle of Erguotou in one go, and when I walked to the second floor of the teacher's apartment building behind me with difficulty, Chen Mai couldn't bear it anymore, his steps were vain, and he had a terrible headache.
It felt like the whole world was spinning.
After resting in the stairwell with one hand against the wall, she finally forced herself up to the third floor and knocked on the door of her uncle's house.
Chen Weiyong and others were making a birthday dinner for Maizi at this time.
Chen Chuling was just about to go to the girls' dormitory to call her cousin, but she didn't expect her cousin to come automatically at this time.
It's just that Maizi was full of wine at this time, and her face was flushed, and she fell into her arms as soon as they met, then closed her eyes and fell asleep deeply.
Sensing that something was wrong at the door, the eldest aunt who came out of the kitchen immediately put down the food in her hand, ran over hurriedly, and helped her niece to help.
Ask your daughter, "Maizi, what's going on?" How did you drink so much alcohol? ”
Chen Chuling closed the door: "I also wonder, I guess I drank too much at the dinner." ”
Later, she denied herself: "If she gets drunk at dinner, then she shouldn't come to our house, and her classmates will take care of her back to the dormitory." ”
Then Chen Chuling shook her head again: "I understand Maizi's personality, and it stands to reason that he will not get drunk in front of others."
Thinking like this, the mother and daughter looked at each other, and at the same time thought of a person, Lu An.
Helped my niece to the bedroom, took off her shoes, covered the quilt, and when she walked out of the room, the aunt whispered:
"I watched the wheat grow up, and nine times out of ten, it was for Naluan."
Chen Chuling agreed with this statement, and then sighed again, her cousin is so good, she has encountered a love disaster, which is really unbearable.
The 20th birthday was an important moment, and the Chen family cooked a table of dishes, but the protagonist went to get drunk, which made Chen Weiyong and the others quite speechless.
After sitting around the table for a while, Chen Weiyong finally picked up the chopsticks and said, "Forget it today, let's eat, and get a new table for Maizi tomorrow." ”
The other end.
After Lu An returned to the studio, he found that Ye Run was there, sitting on the sofa with an earpiece plate and making a phone call.
Don't ask, listen to her shouting uncle from time to time, and you will know to call Yiyang's grandfather's house.
The two looked at each other, and Lu An put half a bottle of Erguo on the coffee table, and then walked into the bathroom to take a shower.
When he came out, Ye Run was still on the phone.
Only then did Lu An realize that there were four dishes on the table, three dishes and one soup, and those who hadn't moved their chopsticks before were all dishes he liked.
He reached out and touched the bowl, and it was cold.
Looking at Comrade Ye, who was still talking, he walked into the kitchen and opened the rice cooker, and the pot of rice inside was intact and had not been touched at all.
After staring at the rice for a few seconds, Lu An re-covered the rice cooker, then tied an apron, put on sleeves, lit the gas stove, and returned the four dishes to the pot to heat it up.
When the last soup was brought to the table, Ye Run had already finished the call.
Lu An unbuttoned her apron and was about to speak, when she suddenly pulled him to stop moving, and then lowered her head to examine her pants carefully.
He looked down, "What's wrong?" What's wrong? ”
Ye Runbai glanced at him, "Don't you look at your eyes when you look for clothes, the needle and thread of this pants are broken, and you put them on before I can sew them for you." ”
Lu An grinned, "I just came to take a shower, but I didn't look closely." ”
Ye Run straightened up, "Go and change it, put this one on the sofa, and I'll sew it for you after eating." ”
As she spoke, she muttered, "I'm really miserable, I've got such a careless old man as you, if I wear it out, I won't lose my face."
It's also a big painter, and when the time comes, everyone will call you the crotch pants uncle. ”
Lu Anzi made a big white tooth and served her a bowl of rice, and then ran to the bedroom.
When he changed his pants and returned to the table, he found that Ye Run had also filled him with a bowl of rice.
Luan said, "I've eaten outside. ”
Ye Run didn't speak, he still pushed the rice in front of him and gave him a pair of chopsticks.
He took the chopsticks and asked, "What day is today?" How do you make so many good dishes? ”
Ye Run's thin lips said, "Mom has been rated as a senior title today, and I'm happy for her." ”
It has always been Hu Yue's wish to be rated as a senior title, not only to increase her salary every month, but also to have a much higher pension after retirement.
Lu An realized that the little wife had nowhere to tell about a happiness hidden in her heart, so she came to the studio to share it with him.
He smiled and contacted, "That's a great thing, we should have a little wine to celebrate." ”
Ye Run's eyes on the coffee table were half a bottle of Erguotou, and he smelled the smell of wine on his body, and asked with concern with his chopsticks: "Can you still drink it?" ”
"Yes, you have to be able to do it, this kind of day is only once in a lifetime, and I have to be on the hour today."
With that, Lu An ran to the corner and took two bottles of beer, and opened the caps, one for each person.
Ye Run was in a particularly good mood, and drank several big sips with him in a row, afraid that he would choke in the middle, and gave him two chopsticks dishes.
It is said that the gentleness inadvertently reflected is the real feeling, Lu An's heart was warm, and he also fed her two or three mouthfuls.
If you want to put aside the past, Ye Run will not eat it happily, and will definitely take the opportunity to quarrel with him for fun.
But today, she gave someone a blank look, and then hesitantly opened her mouth to eat the lean meat in her mouth.
Ye Run finished eating the food he fed, and suddenly asked, "What do you want to do after graduation?" ”
Lu An barely thought about it, and said, "Paint and earn money." ”
Then he asked, "What about you?" ”
Ye Run put the chopsticks at the bottom of the bowl, rested his chin on the end of the chopsticks, and looked at him for a long time before whispering: "I don't know, I'll wait for graduation assignment." ”
Receiving her complicated eyes, Lu An's heart trembled, and he blurted out: "I think you don't have to wait for graduation assignments, just stay in school and stay by my side with peace of mind." ”
Aunt Yue is a Chinese teacher, since she was a child, Ye Run yearns for the profession of teacher the most, and she chose this way in her previous life.
Ye Run's face turned red all of a sudden, cluster after cluster, more beautiful than roses, his eyes dodged and he didn't dare to look at him, and said meanly: "Whoever wants to stay by your side, the dog won't stay!" ”
Lu An reached out to grab her hand and said with a smile: "Yes, dogs don't stay, but you are human, my little wife." ”
Hearing the words "little wife", Ye Run instantly exploded, and directly used chopsticks to pinch his hand: "Stinky bastard, if you dare to touch me, your hands will chop you off and feed the dog." ”
Lu An does not believe in evil, and repeatedly attacks in the face of thousands of obstacles, but every time he is poked back by chopsticks.
In the end, he said depressedly: "You are a dog, you can bite people like this, what's wrong with letting me take it?" ”
Ye Run put a piece of vegetable in his mouth, humming and chewing while biting the head of the chopsticks. The eyes that looked at him were so smug and proud, and there was an indescribable aura.
Seeing this, he changed the topic and said: "I finished the exam on the 22nd, you contact Wu Ying and ask her when she will finish the exam, and we will go together when the time comes." ”
Wu Ying now has a very good relationship with the two, mainly because she has close contact with Ye Run on weekdays and is very close.
Another thing worth talking about is that since the beginning of the freshman year, Su Mi and Wu Ying have talked about it, and the two women have a feeling of hating each other, and now they are getting closer and closer, and I heard that several women will meet from time to time on weekends, go shopping together, and have dinner together.
Unexpectedly, Ye Run told him that Wu Ying finished the exam on the same day as her, and after the exam on the morning of the 21st, she asked: "What about Li Dong, I haven't seen him for a while recently, what is he doing?" ”
Lu An's stomach was very full, she didn't eat much, at most she drank some wine to accompany her, and the rest of the time was either chatting with her or picking up food for her:
"He, don't care, since Zeng Ziqian sat in southern Jiangsu, this guy has gone to southern Jiangsu on weekends, and I haven't seen his ghost for more than a month."
Ye Run asked: "He is not tired of going back and forth so far." ”
Lu An squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Tired? How can you get tired at a young age? If he couldn't get a happier enjoyment from Zeng Ziqian, how could he run so diligently? ”
Ye Run was stunned for a while, and only after a long time did he spit on his face warmly: "Stinky rascal!" ”
Lu An put his right hand on his cheek, looked at her side face and said, "Li Dong is so happy!" ”
Ye Run glanced at him.
Lu An said again: "Zeng Ziqian should also be very happy. ”
Ye Run glanced at him.
Lu An said: "You should envy Zeng Ziqian. ”
Ye Runbai glanced at him.
Lu An seduced her, "I once read in a book that the best time in life is 18 to 25 years old, you have wasted 2 years, and you have to hurry up for the remaining years, otherwise it will be too late to regret it after 25." ”
Ye Run tilted his head to look at him, and asked, "After 25, you can't do it?" ”
Lu An straightened his chest, "How is it possible, I'm worried that you are inexperienced, and you won't be able to bear it when the time comes, and you will cry out in pain." ”
Ye Run pouted: "Why should I cry out for pain?" Why should I do all these shady things with you? ”
Lu An's fingers tugged back and forth between the two, "If you don't follow me, will you still be a widow for the rest of your life?" ”
Ye Run heard it loudly: "Why don't you go to sleep in the study with me tonight?" ”
Lu An's eyes blinked, "I've already taken a shower." ”
With a "snap", Ye Run slapped the chopsticks on the table, stood up and said, "I'll call Huang Ting now and inform her: Your man is going to sleep with me, please let me go, give up your girlfriend's position." ”
Luan: "."
Hurriedly reached out and pressed her shoulder, pressed her back to the stool, and stuffed the chopsticks into her hand, "Joke, don't take it seriously, hurry up and eat the food, otherwise the food will be cold." ”
"Cut, I thought you were so good, it turned out to be a bag!"
Ye Run changed his imposing expression just now, and ate the dishes slowly and methodically.
It's just that the dish is bitten crunchy in her mouth, as if chewing on him.
After the meal, Lu An helped bring the dishes and chopsticks to the kitchen, and he didn't move, fiddling with the radio next to her to chatter or not.
Ye Run knew that he didn't like to wash dishes and mop the floor, and he didn't like to wash clothes, so he never asked him to do these trivial things, according to her words: I'm too lazy to open that mouth, waste my saliva.
After washing the dishes and chopsticks, cleaning the kitchen, Ye Run went into the shower room to take a bath.
Lu An turned on the TV and watched the news broadcast boredly.
In recent years, TV stations of all sizes love to broadcast news broadcasts, so he has no choice but to watch and pass the time.
He has heard many people say before that watching news broadcasts can grasp a lot of information and be politically correct.
But he doesn't think it's completely right, what you can see on TV is already in the past to a certain extent, and it is very popular.
It's like a money-making outlet, because you are at the bottom of the society, when this outlet reaches your ears, it has already passed tens of thousands of hands, and when you happily go to the camp according to the script, you will lose a mess.
News is a time-sensitive, and social class largely determines the speed of obtaining information.
Half an hour later, Ye Run came over after taking a shower and drying clothes.
She sat on the sofa, looked at the half bottle of Erguotou on the coffee table and asked, "I remember that you don't seem to be good at this, how did you buy Erguotou today?" ”
Lu An is not good at liquor, nor is he good at Erguotou, the reason is that these two kinds of wine are easy to get on, and they will basically get drunk every time they touch it.
Lu An glanced at the wine bottle and said casually: "I didn't buy it, it was given to me by Chen Mai's crazy woman." ”
Ye Run asked, "Maizi is looking for you today?" ”
"Don't just look for me, you can't block me." Lu An sighed, and under her curious eyes, she recounted the events of the day in a general way.
He said, "You can throw this wine away for me." ”
Ye Run asked in disbelief: "Did she really go to the boys' dormitory to block you?" ”
Lu An rubbed his temples, "It's true, I didn't expect myself to be so attractive." ”
Ye Run snorted and asked with a sneer: "Then is she pregnant?" ”
Lu An frowned, "What do you think?" ”
Ye Run raised his head and said: "It's hard to say, you are too much of a bastard, the wheat is so beautiful, if you are really tricked into bed, it is not impossible." ”
Lu An was reluctant, and coldly edged her inner thighs with her feet:
"Can you use your pig brain to think about it, if Chen Mai is slept by me, she will allow you to flirt with me here tonight?"
There was a tingling sensation on the inner thigh, and Ye Run kicked him violently in fright, kicking his leg away, "Dead open, shut up if you can't speak!" Who's flirting with you?
It's you who are struggling with me, and your eyes look like I've never seen a woman in my life, and it's scary to see! ”
Lu An patted his thigh and asked with a smile, "Then why don't you hide?" I think you're quite willing to let me pester you. ”
Ye Run was so angry that he kicked him again: "Okay, good!" You're out of breath, you tell me this bastard, you sleep tonight, see if I don't chop you into dumplings and meat filling. ”
Lu An listened to the music, "I don't believe you are willing. ”
Ye Run hooked his mouth, "It's not me alone, I have nothing to be reluctant to." ”
Lu An turned his head and looked at her amusedly, "What did you just say?" ”
"Nothing, watch your TV!" Facing his playful and abusive gaze, Ye Run pretended to be calm and didn't dare to look at him.
She was annoyed to find that she had always made slips of the tongue and made low-level mistakes these days, and she might have really been corrupted by his sweet words, and she was really poured ecstasy soup by him.
The commercials on TV are finally over, and the fucking feature film is finally here.
If you want to ask what TV series is the most popular in 94, it must be "Beijinger in New York".
Although he has watched this TV series several times, he still has a feeling of being lost for a long time when he revisits it again in this life, and he is quite involved in watching it.
If there is an end to happiness, then the end is in New York, going to New York is heaven, going to New York is hell, hope is fire, life is smoke, life is smoke while setting fire, the core essence of this TV series is almost like this.
This year was the peak of the fever of going abroad, which caused a huge impact on this TV series as soon as it was broadcast, and Ye Run was also fascinated.
When the advertisement was placed in the middle, she suddenly asked worriedly, "Will you go abroad?" ”
Lu An asked rhetorically, "Why do you ask like that?" ”
Ye Run shook his head: "I don't know." ”
She really didn't know.
It's just that after watching the first few episodes of this TV series, I got the feeling that many people "don't know how to be blessed in the midst of happiness", and often the better people are, the more they like to run outside.
So a picture suddenly appeared in my mind: Lu An went abroad and would never see him again.
"I think it's this TV series that hurts you, and it's unfounded."
Lu An complained, and then said: "I won't go abroad, I don't yearn for going abroad."
Besides, if I go abroad, I will definitely take you and Aunt Yue with me. ”
Ye Run mocked: "Still take my mother? The Meng sisters don't bring? ”
Lu An nodded and said, "Bring it!" ”
"Yikes! You're really home, hopeless! Ye Run didn't know whether to be angry or laugh, anyway, he got up very depressed and went to the bedroom, and then moved a new bedding over.
It was a little cold tonight, sitting on the sofa without a fire, and my whole body was cold and cold, and my toes were numb.
A quilt, two people cover one head.
Well, it should not be said that the cover, with "bag" is more accurate.
Seeing that there was a gap in the middle, Lu An planned to lean over next to her, but he didn't think that Ye Run had foreseen it, so he directly kicked him in the stomach, kicked it open, and took two pillows to put in the middle.
Warn him: "Don't cross the 38th parallel, chop your hands too much, and chop your feet too much." ”
Lu An asked cheaply: "What should I do if I have my head?" ”
Ye Run squinted, and his hand raised the knife and fell: "Cold salad, cut it down and make the pot for the night." ”
When the advertisement ended, Lu An sat down in fright and concentrated on watching TV again.
Lu An asked, "Do you like this actor?" ”
He pointed to Jiang Wen.
Ye Runpian said, "I don't like it very much." ”
Luan asked, "Why?" ”
Ye Run said: "The face is not good-looking, very machismo, and unpleasant. ”
Lu An said: "Machismo and suspicion are the needs of the role. ”
Ye Run sighed, anyway, he just felt that it was not pleasing to the eye.
Lu An really wanted to raise his head and laugh, if he had the opportunity to see Jiang Wen in the future, he must tell the other party that my little wife said that you are too ugly.
After the first episode was broadcast, it was already around half past eight, and there were outrageous advertisements behind it.
Lu An looked at her left hand on the pillow, and said, "Hey, why are your finger bones so short?" I just noticed it today. ”
Ye Run subconsciously raised his left hand and looked at it, "Is it short?" Mom and Monsu both said I had long fingers. ”
"That's how long it is? Have my long? ”
Lu An's face was full of contempt, and then he put his right hand on the pillow, "I don't believe you put it on Bibi." ”
Ye Runxin thought it was true, put his left hand on his right hand, and then leaned together to compare the length of each finger with great interest.
It was only halfway through the comparison that I saw Lu An's right hand slightly deviated, and then rolled it up, and suddenly there was a tight interlocking of ten fingers.
She was dumbfounded, staring blankly at the two hands holding hands.
One of the hands seemed to be hers.
After being stunned for a while, she looked up and scolded angrily: "You dead liar, fool me!" ”
Lu An smiled and did not speak, but tightened the hand he was holding.
Ye Run wanted to shake him off hard, but his left hand was pulled by a strange force, followed by an "oops", and then the whole person fell into his arms.
Suddenly, the four eyes looked at each other, one head on top and one head down, less than 10 centimeters apart, so frightened that Ye Run hurriedly hid his head in his chest.
Lu An asked faintly, "What are you afraid of?" ”
Ye Run didn't answer.
Lu Ann blew in her ear and said, "Come, turn and look me in the eye." ”
The hair in Ye Run's ears was blown and fluttered wildly, she was even more afraid, and said angrily: "Don't look, I'm afraid that the dog will bite me." ”
Nephrite was full of arms, and Lu An put his hand around his waist and abdomen, "You are in my arms, why don't you struggle?" ”
"Ahh Oh yes. ”
Ye Run was only worried about him kissing himself just now, but now he reacted nervously, and he was lying on his chest.
A wave of violent struggles ensued, desperately to the death, and Luan finally had to let go of her, but his right hand was still holding her left hand.
Ye Run's whole person finally escaped from the wolf's den, and his whole body strength was almost gone, at this time, he turned a blind eye to someone's display, and looked at the TV with a blushing face, and it happened that tonight's second episode of the feature film had just started.
Seeing that she didn't resist anymore, and seeing that her left hand was successfully held by herself, Lu An was overjoyed, what is this called?
This is called attacking the heart and taking it.
I had long expected that she would not be willing to be held in her arms to watch TV like this, so holding hands is the ultimate goal.
Following this strategy, Lu An was secretly thinking: If you want to kiss her next time, do you have to put on a posture that you have to go to her bed?
In the end, the little wife let herself kiss in order to appease herself?
In the last second, he thought the plan was feasible.
The next moment, he began to worry again, worried that his little wife was in a hurry, and accidentally kicked his life.
Thinking about the terrible thing, Lu An decisively stopped her extended thoughts, took her hand into his arms, leaned comfortably on the sofa, and watched TV with peace of mind.
Ye Run pursed his thin mouth, a little unwilling, but after weighing his brain chaotically, he finally accommodated him.
The TV is very beautiful, and neither of the two people in the delicate situation has broken this balance, just looking at the TV quietly, even if there is an advertisement in the middle, neither of them moves.
Lu An's right hand clasped the little wife's left hand tightly, and his left hand covered the back of her hand to help her keep warm, which made her heart beat a little faster, and people were a little addicted to it.
The occasional thought of withdrawing from the left hand lasted less than a second before it died down.
The scene lasted for an hour and lasted until half past nine.
When the ending song came from the end of the second episode, Ye Runcai had no reason to continue to let him hold hands, and viciously pulled out his left hand and said:
"Tomorrow's noon menu is previewed, braised pork trotters!"
Lu An looked up: "Tomorrow at noon?" Chen Mai didn't call you to the birthday dinner at noon tomorrow? ”
Ye Run covered his forehead with his right hand, and found that he was confused again: "Then you wash your hands tomorrow, and I'll come back in the afternoon to chop them." ”
Lu An said: "Don't, you only took it once, and you won't take it in the future?" ”
"No! It's not left to those foxes to lead, so it's good to chop it with a knife! Ye Run's mouth was raised, revealing two sharp tiger teeth, his eyebrows and eyes were raised, and he was full of murderous energy.
Ye Run left, and after speaking, he changed his shoes and went out.
After the incident of holding hands just now, she was afraid that if she stayed here tonight, she would fall into a nest of tenderness, and she was afraid that she would not have the courage to refuse him at that time.
Some things can only be accepted when they see it, he knows that holding hands tonight is already the limit of what his little wife can bear, so he didn't keep her, and he was stunned for a while at the second pot of hair on the coffee table, he got up and chased out.
"Wait for me."
"What?"
"If you don't worry about the big night, I'll send you."
"Oh."
After an "oh", the aura of the two no longer repelled each other, but interacted with each other very harmoniously.
Walking side by side, walking forward for a while, Ye Run talked about the phone call with his grandmother and uncle today:
"My grandfather is old and not in good health, and my uncle wants me and my mother to go to Yiyang for the New Year this year."
She didn't say one sentence clearly: according to the words of the two uncles, her grandfather may not last long, so she wants to call all her children back to celebrate the New Year together.
Some words were understood as soon as he heard them, and Lu An said, "It's good, I'll send you there when the time comes." ”
Ye Run directly refused, "No, my uncle will come to pick us up." ”
Lu An was surprised: "Your uncle has a car?" ”
Ye Run said: "He's learning from you, opening a wholesale department, and having a second-hand van." ”
Lu An was curious and asked, "How did your uncle know about my opening of the wholesale department?" ”
Ye Run tilted his head and said a little embarrassedly: "My mother has been blowing you at my grandmother's house during the summer vacation, no, I praised you." ”
Lu An was happy to hear this, and asked, "It's like a son-in-law, isn't it?" ”
Ye Run snorted, but stepped on him angrily, "Who are you son-in-law?" It's rare for you, don't be a son-in-law and son-in-law all day long, if she knows that you are bullying me like this, she will not be the first to spare you. ”
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