208 coffin beauties are on the list
It's a pity, it would be nice if Mr. Guo was also there.
Song Huanxi couldn't help but feel a little regretful, but she knew from a very young age that life was unsatisfactory, nine times out of ten, one or two wishes were rare enough.
For example, she has the best father in the world, and even without a mother, she is content.
Song Huanxi quickly became excited, and as soon as she got off work, she was already looking forward to the time with Mr. Lu after work.
The routine was busy again, and after making up the meal for the guests who renewed the order, Song Huanxi took a stack of newspapers and asked with a smile: "The Condor Heroes, the legend of the white-haired witch, and Mr. Wu's Flower Bell, which one do you want to listen to first?" ”
Song Huanxi knew that if it weren't for everyone who had been famous for a long time, such as wine and coffee, the guests would not deliberately remember the author's name, so she deliberately mentioned the name of no wine and no joy.
The guests shouted one after another: "The little dragon girl hasn't appeared for a long time, Yang Guo is a one-armed hero, what's the catch!" ”
"The Legend of the White-Haired Witch too! Lian Nishang is so stunning, he turned white overnight, and he was angry! ”
Speaking of which, it is the flower bell that has no wine and no joy has the highest voice.
Song Huanxi complied with the guest's wishes, found the latest serialization of Huhua Ling, and read it:
“…… Could it be that there is a secret hidden in this coffin, and this secret is related to a huge treasure that has been lost for a long time, a divine weapon that sharpens iron like clay, or a book of internal martial arts secrets that records peerless martial arts? ”
The appetite of the guests was all fished, and they all speculated about what treasures were hidden in the red sandalwood coffin carried by the hero Long Bushi?
One by one, their eyes widened, staring at Song Huanxi tightly, for fear of missing every word that came out of the girl's mouth.
“…… Nangong Ping's heart still couldn't help but be shocked, and blurted out: "Is there someone in this coffin?" ’”
"The high-haired Taoist laughed wildly: 'A woman! A woman who does all kinds of evil, is lascivious, but is as beautiful as a fairy! ’”
The words fell, and the guests were in an instant uproar, what kind of character is this, and there is such a woman in this world?
Wait, isn't this the setting of the demon concubine of the country?
For some reason, at this moment, everyone wants to know very much about the life of this demon concubine of the country!
After the guests were hotly discussed, they looked at Song Huanxi with blank eyes: "Ah Huan, what's the back?!" ”
"Go on!"
Song Huanxi lowered the newspaper in his hand, poked his head out, and looked innocent: "It's gone." ”
She glanced at the newspaper again and said with a smile: "Today's serialization of the flower bell is already three times the weight of the previous two days." ”
Then again, although the content is three times as high, Kavinka is here, and it is extremely hateful!
Even if Song Huanxi respected Mr. Wujiu very much, he silently slandered in his heart.
The guests sighed and cursed in a low voice, this newcomer called no wine and no joy, good people don't learn, and they have learned the vice of fine wine and coffee stuck at key points!
These two guys, both with the word wine in their names, cursed them for buying white water every time they bought wine!
As a qualified storyteller, Song Huanxi not only reads from the book every day, but also often mobilizes the atmosphere in the store.
For example, now, when the guests were in a bad mood, she immediately opened her mouth to divert everyone's attention: "This is a new beauty, this coffin beauty, how many can she rank on the spectrum of our store?" ”
The guests were really diverted by her, and the old guest Ah Shuibo took the lead in speaking: "I don't know my identity and appearance, only a few comments from others, in my opinion, it is not enough to be on the list!" ”
His old friend Uncle Nan, for some reason recently, loves to disagree with him, and immediately objected: "It is because of the unknown that it is enough to make people look forward to it, the coffin beauty, all evil, lewd sex, beautiful as a fairy is enough to be on the list!" ”
The guests were immediately divided into two factions, and they stood on the platform one after another, some supported Ah Shuibo, and some stood on Uncle Nan's side.
After a long time of arguing, regardless of the superiority, the customers in the store began to vote by show of hands for the first time.
The last abstention, twenty-two votes to twenty-two, turned out to be a draw!
Ah Shuibo sighed: "It's a pity that Ah Sheng went to night school, otherwise I would definitely win!" ”
Nan Bo disagreed: "Ah Sheng's kid has soft ears, and nine times out of ten, he abstained!" ”
He glared at the only young man in the corner who abstained: "You young man, how come you don't have any ideas at all!" ”
This offspring who has no idea is Lu Xingbang.
Frightened, Boss Chi threw the spatula directly and was about to rush out of the back kitchen.
Lu Xingbang smiled very good-naturedly: "It's because I don't have an idea, so I want to listen to the ideas of the old gentlemen!" ”
He has been so busy these days that he hit the back of his head, and finally fooled the fourth master, and it was rare to run to his own place to relax, like a well-fed tiger, who was teased by someone's tiger whiskers, and he didn't bother to move.
Hearing this, Nanbo nodded and said, "It's a promising offspring." ”
He looked directly at Song Huanxi, with anticipation in his eyes: "Ah Huan, what do you say, should this coffin beauty be on the list?" ”
The other guests also looked at Song Huanxi, Ah Shuibo took a peanut, put it in his mouth with a few missing teeth, and chewed it slowly, "Ah Huan talk about it!" ”
Song Huanxi knew that it was not difficult to stand on the sidelines, but the difficult thing was to convince this group of guests.
She subconsciously glanced at the corner, Lu Xingbang leaned lazily on the back of the chair, looking at her with interest, even after such a distance, Song Huanxi could still feel that his shining eyes were full of the taste of watching a play.
Song Huanxi smiled, and did not directly give his choice, but asked rhetorically: "Now, which beauty is the third on the Qunfang spectrum?" ”
The guests were stunned, as if, it was also a beauty in the flower bell, the iceberg attribute, love and hate, young age, as soon as he appeared, he challenged the old martial arts.
The guests blurted out her name: "Ye Manqing! ”
Song Huanxi asked again: "What about this coffin beauty in the same book, compared to Ye Manqing?" ”
The guests subconsciously compared:
- The coffin beauty appeared later, but it was even more shocking.
- Ye Manqing gives a single impression, and the coffin beauty is just a narration by the side, which has already made people reverie, and I can't help but guess her experience.
- Talking about martial arts again, Ye Manqing made Long Bushi self-proclaimed martial arts, which is better than it, the coffin beauty has not yet appeared, and across the coffin, it makes the strong enemy helpless.
……
In such a comparison, it seems that the coffin beauty is indeed more than superior!
The guests finally unified, Nanbo was proud, and reached out to grab the peanuts in front of Ah Shuibo, Ah Shuibo was silent, and reached out to cover the peanuts.
Nan Bo's eyes immediately widened: "You old Ah Shui, can't you afford to lose!" ”
Ah Shuibo snorted heavily: "It's Ah Huan who is justified and well-founded, let my old man be convinced, what does it have to do with you!" ”