Volume 1: The Lonely Boat Goes Out of the Sunrise Chapter 2: Two people conspire, and the bottom of the kettle draws salary
I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air.
Jiang Xiaobai, who was talking eloquently, suddenly felt that the surroundings were quiet, and he was stunned for a moment, but he saw Ouyang Xiaoqiao with a ...... on his face A kind smile?
It's like a mother doting on her child.
Jiang Xiaobai was a little confused.
I treat you as a senior sister, do you want to be my mother?
"Senior sister... Masters? Wake up, there's a fire in your house. Jiang Xiaobai pushed Ouyang Xiaoqiao and said.
Ouyang Xiaoqiao was startled and came back to his senses.
She looked at Jiang Xiaobai, a little embarrassed.
"What do you think, senior sister, this is your fault, I will teach you the experience well, but you are distracted? How to do the master's son. Jiang Xiaobai reprimanded.
Yes, it's a reprimand, but the tone and his pretended majestic look feel a little funny.
"Xiaobai, you have been coming to Chaoxia Academy for so many years, do you sometimes feel bored? In fact, our academy is very open, if you are bored, you can go out for a walk, see the outside world, or go to Yedu to take a look at your egret nephew, man, you have to explore the rivers and lakes. Ouyang Xiaoqiao said.
She didn't call her junior brother, but called Xiaobai, which inexplicably added a little closeness.
Jiang Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, and immediately became vigilant, not even caring about the fish on the fishing rod pulling the float into the water, and said, "Senior sister, are you going to drive me away?"
Jiang Xiaobai was a little flustered now, he came to Chaoxia Academy for eight years, eight years, do you know how I spent these eight years?
As the little uncle of Chaoxia Academy, he eats and waits for death every day, opens his mouth when he eats, stretches out his hand when he wears clothes, watches his sister read in front of the court in his spare time, watches his niece and niece in the bathhouse when he is busy, barbecues the fairy birds in the mountains when he is hungry, and "borrows" to drink the dean's wine when he is thirsty.
It's not too cool these days.
Walk?
Where to go? Those monks outside, not to mention their tempers, but also rolled up badly, fighting and killing, demons and monsters are rampant, my little arms and legs, where can I withstand the toss of the sinister rivers and lakes?
Don't go, don't go anywhere, just retire in Chaoxia Academy, although, from the age of sixty, there are still forty years, but I began to care for the elderly at the age of twenty, which is simply forty years less than others, so reasonable.
"No, junior brother, you see, the dean gave you to me, I, I watched you grow up since I was a child, I can see at a glance that you are a child, you are smart when you are young, our relationship is also a teacher and a friend, and I also like you a lot, but now there are too many rumors in the academy, and you have not been affected at all?" Ouyang Xiaoqiao followed the temptation.
"Senior sister, you are so young, how old-fashioned you are talking, don't say it, urinate urgently, go to the toilet first..."
Come on, urine escape is the best policy.
Someone in my Jiang was the head of a pyramid scheme in his last life, the amount of fraud was simply outrageous, ten shots were not enough, and the 30-year-old East Window incident occurred at the age of 10, and he was thousands of miles away, but unexpectedly, he was beaten in the waist in northern Myanmar.
Ga waist is not counted, the grandson is a novice, plus he has not studied anatomy, and even his heart is ga, so after the hiccups, the muddy nightmare is worn on this starving unlucky ghost, and he was picked up by the senior sister in a daze.
At the beginning, he offered the king of the northwest to level the northwest, cut the domain, and wrote the book of strong soldiers, how could Jiang have such a family and country righteousness, but it was just a foreshadowing for today's happy life.
Wandering the rivers and lakes?
Pull it down, it is impossible to break into the rivers and lakes in this life, how good Chaoxia Academy is, all of them are talents, and they speak well, coming here is like coming home.
Now.
Ouyang Xiaoqiao looked at Jiang Xiaobai's back and fled, a little helpless.
At this time, a middle-aged man with a white wash appeared behind Ouyang Xiaoqiao and sighed slightly.
This person is eight feet tall, with a long beard and chest-length eyes, red phoenix eyes, lying silkworm eyebrows, and a jade tree in the wind.
If Jiang Xiaobai is here, I am afraid that an allusion will pop up in his mind.
I and Xu Gong in the north of the city, who is beautiful?
The beauty of Xu Gong is not as good as that of her husband.
Ahem, off topic.
Ouyang Xiaoqiao was also full of helplessness, and said: "Dean, your bad idea doesn't work, what kind of man's growth opportunity is to be looked down upon by women, so that his self-esteem is frustrated, and he works hard, but you see, the marriage contract you made, I refused it in person, breaking his inertia, but what about the little junior brother, he was not affected at all, and he came to Huxin Pavilion to fish in a leisurely manner?"
This middle-aged beautiful man is the mountain master of Chaoxia Academy, Dongfang is undefeated, uh, no, it is Dongfang Jing, I saw him low eyebrows and pondering, Danfeng's eyes narrowed slightly, there was a faint kind of surprise, I am afraid that many girls will bend their waists and recommend themselves to the pillow.
After a while, the Dongfang Mountain Lord solemnly concluded: "This son, with a thick skin, like a city wall, is shameless, it is simply outrageous, rare through the ages."
Forehead?
Ouyang Xiaoqiao stroked his forehead, a little heartbroken, and said: "If you don't want to think of a way to let him go to Yedu, I'm afraid that if I miss the teacher's plan, it will be difficult for us to explain!"
Dongfang Jing put his hands on his sleeves, with everyone's demeanor, and muttered: "Those who are good at playing take the world as a chessboard and all living beings as chess pieces, perhaps, this is also the teacher's plan."
Ouyang Xiaoqiao sneered: "Pull it down, just the stinky chess basket of the teacher?" Using the world as a chessboard? At the beginning, the teacher said, let him go, you see, Xiaobai made the entire Chaoxia Academy jump, barbecue spirit fish, you don't know how precious the spirit fish is? Stealing the phoenix egg, the fire phoenix chased the entire Chaoxia Island, chased for a whole month, and finally covered the phoenix egg to cover the cubs......"
"Not to mention, when the phoenix cub opened his eyes, he saw Xiaobai at first sight, and he insisted on treating Xiaobai as his father, and when he was rescued by the fire phoenix, he looked like he had been kidnapped."
Forehead?
Dongfang Jing is a little big, this bastard thing has really done a lot of bastard things in Chaoxia Academy.
"Not only that, he peeked at those nieces and nieces taking a bath, I often receive complaints here, that's all, he also touched the ancestral court of Taoism in Xiaoyao Mountain, scourge those fairy birds and spirit beasts on the mountain, steamed and boiled, a pot of hodgepodge, you taught him that set of boxing techniques, he was found guilty of committing a crime, and forcibly interrupted the three ribs of Li Furong, the sister of Li Shanshui, who taught Li Shanshui in the ancestral court of Xiaoyao Mountain, although the cultivator is not in the way, but she Li Furong, don't want to lose face? I also swore that I would not share the sky with Xiaobai..."Ouyang Xiaoqiao said with a loveless face.
"Wait, what did you say?" Dongfang Jing interrupted suddenly, a gleam flashing in his eyes.
"Peeking at my niece taking a bath?" Ouyang Xiaoqiao wondered.
"No, the last sentence." Dongfang asked.
"Li Furong doesn't want to lose face?" Ouyang Xiaoqiao said weakly.
"Hehe, yes, Li Furong and Xiaobai don't share the same sky, if..." Dongfang Jing Danfeng's eyes narrowed, so handsome that he exploded, and said: "That bastard thing doesn't often say, what a good plan, what a ladder over the wall, then let's give him another plan, draw salary from the bottom of the kettle, you come here." Dongfang Jing said to Ouyang Xiaoqiao.
These two, one is the Oriental Mountain Lord of the entire Daling Dynasty Confucianism, and the other is Ouyang Xiaoqiao, the emperor who is about to tilt the building...... Fornication.
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