Volume 1: The Lonely Boat Out of the Sunrise Chapter 40: Why did it become a bitter love drama!
The words are divided into two ends, one for each table.
Let's say that the sister of the ancestral court of the Taoist Sect in Xiaoyao Mountain, Li Furong and Li Daxian, are immersed in grief at the moment, digging a pit with tears to bury Jiang Xiaobai.
Jiang Xiaobai wants to cry without tears at the moment, there is no way to go to the sky, there is no way to go to the ground, and he is so panicked that he even has the heart to die, but in fact, he is counting down to death at the moment, and it is estimated that he will be buried alive by this Miss Li.
Zhao Qian, Sun Li, Zhou, Wu, Zheng Wang.
This surname Li is a big surname, ranking fourth among the hundreds of surnames, according to logic and big data analysis, there shouldn't be such stupid people!
Jiang Xiaobai said that if he was lucky enough to escape the dog's life, this sixth child would never be able to marry, the reason is very simple, such an intelligent woman, marrying home in the future, will have an impact on the genes of the offspring, and may be mentally retarded.
This is something that the eighteenth generation ancestors of the Lao Jiang family will never allow to happen.
This Li Furong is immersed in grief at the moment and can't extricate herself, it stands to reason that people should be very slow in doing everything in the case of extreme sadness, but this Li Lao Liu, but he did the opposite, and it didn't take long for a small pit to be dug up, well, the size was just right, just enough to fit Jiang Xiaobai.
"Alas, I'm exhausted." Li Furong stopped digging the pit, turned her head to look at Jiang Xiaobai's "corpse", and said with some emotion: "Xiaobai, you are also worthy of death, at least decent, there is a grave, every year in the future, I will come to pay tribute to you, until I get married, you should also understand, if I get married, my husband will definitely not like it, you are good, but I don't know Senior Brother Mobai, whether it is a violent corpse wilderness, hey, there are white characters in the two of your names, it is difficult to do it, I hit Kebai, this will have to pay attention in the future." ”
Listening to Li Furong chattering a lot, Jiang Xiaobai couldn't wait to slap Li Furong on the face, can you use words, what does it mean to die well, I have been snowing in June this June, and I am more wronged than Dou E, otherwise, if you come over to probe my snort again, I can still rescue it.
Perhaps sensing Jiang Xiaobai's prayers, Li Furong actually came over and groped up and down on Jiang Xiaobai's body.
Hey, it's not too stupid, he actually knew that he came to check Lao Tzu's body temperature, Jiang Xiaobai was overjoyed.
It's just that the next moment, I felt that Li Furong sighed slightly, and her tone was full of apologies.
"Xiaobai, it is said that people die like lights go out, money and things outside the body, people, white flowers come, white flowers go, your senior sister actually gave you so many silver tickets, you have to eat when you walk the rivers and lakes, you won't blame me!" Li Furong was holding a large stack of silver tickets, clasping her hands together, trying to redeem herself.
I'll rub it, you want dead man's money too... Bah... Lao Tzu is not dead.
The next moment, Li Furong unexpectedly showed a happy voice and said: "Xiaobai, you are really rich, you have so many talismans, demon slaying talismans, immobilization talismans, water avoidance talismans, evil charm charms, and god-summoning talismans, wow, you are young and golden, you shouldn't blame me." ”
After speaking, he actually put this pile of talismans into his pocket.
Feed... Feed...
It's too much, you're trying to kill people for money.
"Hey, this is the mountain and river seal of Chen Qiaosheng's edict on the mountains and rivers of the year? Proper spiritual treasure, I'll keep it for you first, and then return it to your senior sister later. Li Furong took the mountain and river seal into her arms, went up and down, and carefully groped around Jiang Xiaobai's body for a long time, until she was sure that there was nothing good, and then stopped moving.
"Okay, Xiaobai, you can go in peace!" Li Furong said, and actually began to carry Jiang Xiaobai's "corpse".
It's just, what the hell are you dragging your feet?
Look up......
This stone makes my brain hurt.
Hey, no, why do I question your posture of lifting the "corpse"?
Not long after, Li Furong dragged Jiang Xiaobai's "corpse" and threw it into the pit.
Ouch, I'll go, my old waist and spine are estimated to be broken again, and Jiang Xiaobai obviously felt a burst of pain spread throughout his body.
The next moment, the cold flying sand and stones began to slap indiscriminately on his face, Jiang Xiaobai's pain became more and more intense, and his body seemed to be getting heavier and heavier, a feeling of suffocation.
Consciousness is also becoming more and more blurred.
After the calf, this is really going to be buried alive.
What to do, what to do.
Jiang Xiaobai's soul was screaming frantically, as if he was being suppressed by a certain mountain.
Fear!
A fear of death pervaded his entire body, and even invaded every cell that entered his body.
Finally, the last trace of gold that was not much left in the body, after completely penetrating Jiang Xiaobai's body, wandered around very mischievously for a week, as if he was verifying his body.
In the end, Jiang Xiaobai's limbs disappeared.
And at this moment, Jiang Xiaobai suddenly felt that his body was light.
Hey, I think I'm able to move.
Subconsciously, Jiang Xiaobai suddenly raised his hand, his arm was straight and straight, forming a ninety-degree right angle with his body, and popped out.
Well?
Li Furong, who was conscientiously burying the soil, felt something strange and raised her head, only to see Jiang Xiaobai's hands sticking out of the mound.
"Ahh The corpse is deceitful..."Li Furong shouted in a high decibel class, and her face was frightened.
"Little white Mo Blame, Xiao Bai Mo Blame, I didn't harm you, you turned into a ghost, don't come to harm me." After speaking, he was even more crazy to bury soil in the pit.
Jiang Xiaobai was a little speechless, shouldn't the brain circuits of normal people be considered that people are not dead?
You can't die a good death.
Thinking like this, Jiang Xiaobai sat up.
Li Furong was taken aback, only to see Jiang Xiaobai's body sit up straight, and suddenly his face turned pale, and he said: "Into the soil for peace, into the soil for peace, Xiaobai, if you have any unfulfilled wishes, just give me your dreams." ”
When he said this, he actually pressed Jiang Xiaobai's head with both hands, and pressed Jiang Xiaobai into the pit again.
"I'll wipe it, Li Lao Liu, you keep your eyes open and take a look, I'm not dead, Lao Tzu is still alive..."Jiang Xiaobai couldn't help but scold.
Well?
Familiar voices, familiar bastard words, it seems, it's really not dead.
Li Furong poked out the dog's head and looked into the pit, only to see Jiang Xiaobai staring at her with an angry face, eager to dismantle her.
"You're fucking blind, don't you see I'm not dead?" Jiang Xiaobai continued to scold.
"Aren't you really dead?" Li Furong approached Jiang Xiaobai's head and felt Jiang Xiaobai's warm breathing, and was immediately overjoyed.
"You crazy woman who can't die well..."Jiang Xiaobai scolded.
But at this moment, Jiang Xiaobai only felt a warm body, hugged himself tightly, and Li Furong's happy voice came from his mouth: "Xiaobai, you are really not dead, you are really not dead... Woo..."
Li Furong hugged Jiang Xiaobai and cried loudly, pear blossoms brought rain.
Forehead?
When the beauty entered her arms, Jiang Xiaobai only felt stiff, and she was at a loss for a while, and she didn't even know how to put her hands.
The script is wrong, what... Why is it a bitter love drama!