The fourth aunt sighed and said: "The old family and the third family can't live together, the next day, we changed places, and I have a room with your eldest aunt." ”

The fourth aunt looked numb: "Well, my sister-in-law started telling me ghost stories—"

Guo Yunchen was also a little numb: "...... What about the two of you? ”

A strange smile appeared on the fourth aunt's face, and she said calmly: "You know, when I was young, I was studying in Oxford, and there were no red-embroidered shoes drowning ghosts here, but there were also some local specialties. ”

The fourth aunt easily gave two examples: "For example, the ghost nun, and then for example, Jack the Ripper." ”

Guo Yunchen: "...... So? ”

The fourth aunt smiled slightly: "My sister-in-law told me ghost stories, and I told her European and American horror legends." ”

Hurt each other, come on, who's afraid who!

The fourth aunt sighed again: "As a result, neither of me nor my sister-in-law could sleep well, so we transferred the room again, and this time, the sister-in-law could only sleep with the second sister-in-law." ”

Guo Yunchen thought about the force value of the second aunt who broke the door with his bare hands, was silent for a moment, and asked tentatively: "Auntie, also tell ghost stories to the second aunt?" ”

The fourth aunt glanced at Guo Yunchen with disgust: "How dare she!" ”

"As soon as your eldest aunt opened her mouth, your second aunt began to break her fingers, and the cracking made a clicking sound!"

Guo Yunchen: "......"

The eldest aunt is also very difficult, and wants to tell a ghost story, but the audience refuses to cooperate.

The fourth aunt couldn't help laughing: "Your eldest aunt was interrupted several times, and finally she couldn't bear it, and yelled, I want to go to the bathroom!" ”

Guo Yunchen was completely speechless, his aunts were really powerful, and they were not fuel-efficient lamps!

After the fourth aunt finished speaking, she spread her hands: "So we'll come back!" ”

After a pause, she changed her words: "However, we have agreed with a few concubines, and we will wait until March next year to watch male college students rowing together." ”

Seeing that Guo Yunchen wanted to speak and stopped, the fourth aunt added with a smile: "Don't worry, next time everyone will take their daughter-in-law to see the world and take care of it." ”

Guo Yunchen suddenly smiled and said, "If I'm not busy by then, I'll go with you." ”

The fourth aunt instantly smiled: "Okay, good!" ”

Mrs. Guo Yunying, who had just gotten up, sneezed loudly, and suddenly didn't want to get up, thinking that her mother-in-law had come back, and then counting the days, today is the day when her father-in-law is out of the house!

I'm afraid that I will be forced to listen to my mother-in-law's ghost story again at night-

Forget it, Mrs. Yunying leaned back and poured back into the soft and comfortable bed, alas, when will my mother-in-law go out to play again!

And her mother-in-law is throwing a tantrum in the bedroom, "The top is the wardrobe, and the drawer below is not the tie and socks!" ”

As she spoke, she opened the drawer under the wardrobe, and sure enough, the drawer was full of socks, and they were neatly arranged in order from white to black, from light to dark.

The dead old man went out with clothes and pants, but he didn't know how to bring socks, so he asked a few younger brothers to borrow socks to wear!

She didn't know it at first, until later, a group of family members went to Hermes, and several of them were looking at the bag, and the old man of her family actually ran to ask the clerk if there were any socks for sale!

I'm angry, I'm angry!

Uncle Guo knew that he was at a loss, and laughed twice, "That, I won't go out tonight." ”

The eldest aunt stayed outside for a week, forgetting that her husband still shared it, and when she heard the words, she broke out directly: "Get out, go outside to find your vixen!" The old lady is accompanied! ”

After a pause, she continued to shout: "My mother will go to London next year!" Go and see a male college student rowing! ”

Uncle Guo paused, his brows furrowed, and he rarely called his wife's name: "Wanxin!" Don't make such jokes! ”

Uncle Guo was serious, but the eldest lady calmed down, she smiled slightly, because of proper maintenance, this smile is quite a bit of the demeanor of youth:

"Who is free to smile with you! Not only am I going, but I've also asked someone to go with me, younger than you, better looking than you, and more talkable than you! ”

Well, the eldest daughter-in-law is indeed young and beautiful, and it is very sweet to call her mother!

Mrs. Guo Yunying sneezed again inexplicably, she rubbed her nose, and her pretty face was suspicious: I always feel that there are Diao people who want to harm the palace!

……

Uncle Guo's lawsuit will not be mentioned for the time being.

After figuring out the whole story, Guo Yunchen was a little ridiculous, no longer worried about his uncles and aunts, he politely said goodbye to the fourth aunt, and prepared to go back to the room and change his clothes to go to the company.

As soon as he turned around, he was called by the fourth aunt, who narrowed his eyes slightly, looked up and down, and opened his mouth with great certainty: "Achen, what you are wearing is yesterday's clothes!" ”

The fourth aunt looked at him suspiciously: "You didn't go home yesterday?" Living outside? It's not a company yet—"

In the company, there must be a change of clothes.

The fourth aunt was like Sherlock Holmes, pressing step by step: "Spending the night at a friend's house? Male or female? ”

Guo Yunchen couldn't resist it at all, he smiled hard, tried to make himself look natural, and explained: "Yesterday, a friend's birthday party was late, so I stayed overnight. ”

The fourth aunt smiled kindly: "Oh? Which friend is it? Male or female? I'll ask someone to make up a birthday present! ”

Guo Yunchen hurriedly said: "It's a friend you don't know—"

The fourth aunt smiled more and more kindly: "Don't you know each other by introducing me, it just so happens that I bought a lot of Gucci Hermes bags this time, and I gave her one." ”

Guo Yunchen immediately said: "It's a man, it's a man!" ”

This time, without waiting for the fourth aunt to open his mouth, he looked at his watch hurriedly, and said hurriedly: "I'm going to be late for work, so let's not talk about it yet!" ”

After that, Guo Yunchen turned around and ran, his back was extremely embarrassed, and he could be called a desert and fled.

The fourth wife's raised voice came from her ears again: "Then when you get off work, let's continue to talk about your friends!" ”

Guo Yunchen paused, and in the next second, his long legs stepped away and almost flew upstairs.

The fourth lady smiled and watched his figure disappear from view, and turned her head to call a few concubines: "Sister-in-law? Why don't you rub hemp? ”

Although several concubines love to play mahjong, they rarely get together to play - who hasn't been the president of a few charitable foundations!

I'm busy with public relations and entertainment every day, and I can't stop.

Therefore, rubbing hemp actually has another meaning for these women who have been together for decades: there is gossip! Come on!

The eldest lady had just quarreled with Uncle Guo, and her mood was not going well, so she asked lazily when she heard the words, "Who?" ”

The fourth wife also didn't sell Guanzi: "Achenyo! ”

The eldest lady perked up: "...... Coming soon! ”

When the wives arrived, the fourth lady was sorting out the spoils of her trip to London — she wasn't lying to Guo Yunchen, she really bought a bunch of Gucci and Hermès bags.

Noticing that the fourth wife took turns to take the bag and gesture to herself, the eldest lady opened her mouth disapprerovingly: "Just call your daughters-in-law over and let them pick their own!" ”