Volume 1: The Lonely Boat Out of the Sunrise Chapter 61: Not very hurtful, extremely insulting
In the heavy snow, a young man in a Taoist robe came with a sword, and there were some snowflakes on the top of his head, and even the dust in his hands was a trace of snow white.
It's just that the navy blue robe, but it is as clean as new, not stained with the slightest water, as if there is an invisible ripple around this young man, so that the water automatically stays away and avoids.
That young Taoist is the ancestral court of Taoism in Xiaoyao Mountain, and the young master is Li Shanshui.
He landed in this courtyard and lightly pinched it, and suddenly the snowflakes on the top of his head were also evaporated, and a wisp of green smoke came out, which was really a fairy wind bone.
He whisked the dust in his hand, and in an instant, the snow on the dust turned into green smoke and drifted away.
"Hey, this Taoist priest has something!" When the man who was striking the iron shop saw this scene, he was shocked for a while.
"Xiaobai, in the future, when you walk the rivers and lakes, don't learn the flashy and unrealistic Taoist ancestral court of Xiaoyao Mountain, otherwise I will beat you once I see you." Ah Si said with an ugly face.
Li Furong was suddenly startled at this moment, before she said that the swordsmanship was taught by her brother, and the master was indignant, threatening to reward him with two beatings if he saw his brother.
And at this moment, looking at Master's face, I'm afraid... To do something.
She was startled at the moment, and immediately stepped forward, and said meaningfully: "Brother... No, boss, why are you here? I watched the stars last night, and deduced that you should not go out today, I am afraid of a bloody disaster! ”
Li Shanshui glanced at Li Furong, then looked up at the sky, and said with some doubts: "On a snowy day, where did the stars come from for you to watch?" Little sister, what's wrong with you? Isn't it hysteria? ”
Li Furong took a step back, saluted Li Shanshui respectfully, and said: "Daoist, please respect yourself, the little girl is not Sister Ling, I am the disciple of the Wensheng Master of Chaoxia Academy, the third-generation disciple Li Furong!" ”
Well?
Li Shanshui showed a suspicious look on his face, this little sister not only changed the court, but also betrayed the Daomen, thinking that I, Li Shanshui, am the Daomen Zhengunification Mountain Sect, say it, don't I want to lose face?
Ah Si nodded, this apprentice is good, he has eyesight, he draws a clear line and is decisive, and he has a cheeky face in my Wensheng vein... See the true biography of the wise and thoughtful.
Li Shanshui stared at Li Furong suspiciously, and then looked at Ah Si, only to see that Ah Si's face was not good-looking, and he suddenly chuckled in his heart.
Isn't it that I want to double cultivate with Ouyang Xiaoqiao's junior sister, and it has been known? This sword idiot Ah Si is not only superb in swordsmanship, but he is probably already in the realm of sword immortals, and what is even more helpless is that it is said that this guy is a typical mad demon who protects his sister, and he is also extremely protective of his disciples.
When thinking like this, Li Shanshui's mind was full of thoughts, and many countermeasures and explanations had flashed in his mind.
Ah Si didn't speak, just stared at Li Shanshui with a smile.
Alexander.
What to do, online, etc., it's in a hurry.
"Xiaobai, I have a friend from afar, what's next?" Ah Si suddenly asked.
Jiang Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, senior brother, if you want to beat my eldest brother, just beat me directly, what does it mean to pull me into the water? Dead friends, but also poor friends?
At the moment, he said respectfully: "Don't you also say it? ”
Ah Si's eyes widened, and he said, "Senior brother, is your skin itchy?" ”
Jiang Xiaobai's sense of survival was immediately full, and Zhengse said: "There are friends from afar, be whipped dozens and drive them away!" ”
"Whip dozens, drive away other courtyards, good, great good!" Ah Si said, slowly walking towards Li Shanshui.
"Li Shanshui, do you confess by yourself, or do I do it, or do you want to fight with me? I just stepped into the realm of asking questions, and I haven't had time to find someone to talk to, why don't I take your sacrifice flag? Ah Si said with a smile.
A sacrificial word, Li Shanshui only felt a sense of oppression, and he also trembled in his heart, this sword idiot Ah Si has actually entered the realm of asking?
I was suspicious in my heart, but between the thoughts of a hundred turns, I had a countermeasure, and immediately saluted respectfully, and said: "Sword idiot senior, although I have the intention of double cultivation with Senior Sister Ling, but Senior Sister Ling did not agree to me, I Li Shanshui knew that I was not worthy of Senior Sister Ling, and I also lost my mind, and I have been treating each other with courtesy, and I have not exceeded the rules. ”
Well?
Nani?
Ah Si was stunned, and suddenly his face was even more angry, you kid, it turns out that you have such dirty thoughts? I didn't expect this deception, so I defrauded such a thing?
Well, three beatings.
And at this moment, Li Furong raised her forehead and sighed, what the hell are you not admitting yourself?
If you don't save it, life and death are fate, wealth is in the sky, you can't save it, you can't save it, let's put it bad!
"Alas!" Ah Si walked in front of Li Shanshui, sighed lightly, and said, "Who does Li Zhangjiao think I am?" This man loves women, and the Taoist couple cultivates together, which is a normal thing, if the senior sister secretly allows you, how can I be the dirty goods that beat the mandarin ducks? But if my sister doesn't like you, and you insist on entanglement, it will look disgusting, understand? My Ah Si has a sword in his hand, not only to open the gate of heaven, but also to kill immortals, not to mention a small master of the Taoist ancestral court of Xiaoyao Mountain? ”
Jiang Xiaobai rolled his eyes.
Listen, is this human talk?
The dignified and orthodox, the lord of a mountain, came to the senior brother, and became a little master, but why does it feel that it is not disobedient at all? Am I floating myself?
Li Shanshui breathed a long sigh of relief, this rumor about the predecessor of the sword idiot is not false, isn't this very reasonable!
Unexpectedly, before Li Shanshui had time to be happy, the sword idiot Ah Si suddenly asked: "I heard that Ling Mei's swordsmanship was taught by you?" ”
Li Shanshui was stunned, he didn't understand what the sword idiot predecessor meant, and he could only reply modestly at the moment: "The poor Tao is only shallow in learning, and it is only a little pointer, most of them are pondered by the sister herself..."
As soon as the word "grinding" came out, Ah Si suddenly punched out, and the next moment, Li Shanshui's entire body flew out.
"Bang..."
His dustless robe smashed directly into the wall and embedded in it.
However, after being embedded in the wall, it is like a humanoid wall machine, directly passing through the wall, crossing several feet of street, smashing on the roof of a house opposite, breaking several beams, and falling tiles.
"It's right that you taught, what kind of stuff you taught, and you are still complacent, thinking that Lao Tzu praised you!" Ah Si took a sip.
"The next time I beat him, I asked: Last time you said, do you want to double cultivate with my junior sister? Well, just ask. Ah Si muttered to himself.
Well?
Jiang Xiaobai was surprised, senior brother even thought of an excuse to beat someone next time?
He looked at Li Shanshui, who was getting up in embarrassment on the opposite side of the street at the moment, and mourned for him for three seconds, and Jiang Xiaobai, who was well versed in human affairs, understood that there should be applause at this moment, but the applause seemed to be a little too high-profile, and he was afraid that my brother-in-law would wear small shoes for me in the future.
He searched his intestines and scraped his stomach, and finally gave Ah Si a thumbs up, and said, "Senior brother really strategized and won thousands of miles away, which is amazing." ”
Unexpectedly, Li Furong frowned slightly at the moment, and said: "It's not appropriate, Xiaobai, your word is used here, there is something inconsistent, Master, this should be called... Call... Mountains... It's not a mountain, it's called a far-sighted, yes, it's a far-sighted, the most appropriate. ”
Jiang Xiaobai was shocked for a while, invisible sycophants, the most deadly, but is there something wrong with your Li Furong character? Shouldn't it be the type of desperate Sanniang who is short-tempered and dares to fight and kill, so it has become so worldly?
What's more, Li Shanshui is your own brother, is it really good that you fall into the well like this?
After thinking about it slightly, he immediately understood the doorway, it should be that the senior brother was beaten too much and was convinced.
An ancient man once said that when a daughter-in-law marries home, she usually beats a few times first and establishes rules.
At this time, across the street, Li Shanshui had just gotten up and patted the snow on his body, and suddenly felt that he was grabbed by a big hand on his clothes, and he was suddenly startled.
"Boss, come on, look at this Taoist priest, it is he who smashed the roof of our house, and he is not at home to sleep with his daughter-in-law on a snowy day, you smash the roof of my house, what is the reason, isn't it jealous that the old lady is beautiful?"
The person who spoke was a strong woman with five big and three thick, bucket waist, with horizontal eyebrows and glaring, and there was a green vegetable leaf between her teeth between her teeth, and there was even a smell of garlic that went straight to Li Shanshui's face.
Li Shanshui, the dignified Taoist ancestor of Xiaoyao Mountain, is in charge of a mountain, high up, even when he arrives in the imperial capital, the empress Zhao Suying also gives him three points of face, but in the face of the folk women, he is overstretched, and he can't fix it.
"Auntie, if you have something to say, you let go first..."Li Shanshui hurriedly spoke.
"Who is your eldest mother? Will you talk, let go? What if you let go and run away? The strong woman was a mouthful of garlic, and she was in front of Li Shanshui, but when she saw King Kong's angry eyes, she was a little inexplicably powerful.
Nima!
Li Shanshui almost vomited, but he pretended to be calm.
"Then eldest sister, eldest sister, are you okay to let go, smashed the roof, I will lose money to you, I will lose money." Li Shan Shuidao.
"Hmph, it's pretty much the same, but you, a little Taoist, can be my son, and you still have the face to call me eldest sister?" The strong woman said so.
Li Shanshui is a little messy, are all women in the world so unreasonable?
Phew, dead fat woman.
Li Shanshui sneered, raised his eyes, but saw the strong woman staring at him with unkind eyes, and asked, "You scolded me in your heart just now?" ”
Li Shanshui was taken aback, and sure enough, the master was among the people, and immediately spoke: "No, absolutely not, how can I scold you?" ”
"Hmph, don't think that the old lady doesn't know, that little prodigal hoof on the front street, when she scolded me in her heart, it was your expression." The strong woman said.
Li Shanshui didn't want to entangle with him, so he simply took out a silver ingot from his arms, handed it to the strong woman, and said, "This is the money for you to repair the roof, don't pester me!" ”
"You... Are you murdering me? When the strong woman heard this, she was furious and shouted into the house: "Boss, come out quickly, this Taoist priest has murdered me!" ”
Li Shanshui has one head and two big, and he feels helpless.
At this time, a man walked out of the house, but he pulled up his daughter-in-law with a smile, and dragged his daughter-in-law into the house half-coaxing and half-pulling, and said: "Lady, forget if people lose money, he is an ignorant little Taoist priest, he is like this, he can't marry his daughter-in-law, I guess he just listened to the root of the wall, and he was angry for a while before he accidentally damaged the beam of our house..."
Knock like? Can't marry a daughter-in-law? Listen to the root of the wall?
I, Li Shanshui, have fallen to such a state?
It's not very hurtful, and it's extremely insulting.
I really want to cut these two Diao people with a sword!